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A BRITISH TV PSYCHIC THINKS
SO.
SHE LOOKS LIKE ROSEANNE.
IT IS FREAKING ME OUT.
NOW SHE IS GOING TO COURT OVER
A NEWSPAPER THAT DARED TO
QUESTION HER MAGICAL POWER.
SALLY MORGAN IS ACCUSED OF --
IT IS THE ONLY SHOW THAT USED
THAT PHRASE IN THE LAST 40
YEARS.
THEY ALLEGE THAT MORGAN
PRETENDED TO HAVE PSYCHIC
POWERS WHEN SHE WAS REPEATING
INSTRUCTIONS FROM AN ASSISTANT
VIA AN EARPIECE.
IMAGINE US DOING THAT.
THE SHE CLAIMS THE ALLEGATIONS
HAVE KILLED HER PERSONAL AND
PROFESSIONAL REPUTATION AND
SHE IS SEEKING $240,000 IN
DAMAGES.
IS HER ESP-BS?
LET'S GO TO THE LEAP OF FAITH
PENGUIN.
>> A SECOND LATER IT WAS
CRUSHED .
A SHORT LIVED VICTORY.
YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN BEING AND
YOU CAN'T TALK AND FLY
EITHER.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I WAS SO HARD
ON THE PANTHER.
>> YES.
>> ANNE, ISN'T THIS PSYCHIC A
BIT RIGHT HERE?
WHY ARE THEY CRITICIZING HER
WHEN IT IS HUMANITY'S FAULT
FOR BUYING INTO THIS BOGUS
BELIEF SYSTEM?
>> WELL, I DON'T THINK THEY
ARE QUITE CRITIQUING HER
ENOUGH SINCE THEY SAY THE ONLY
PROBLEM IS SOMEBODY WAS
SPEAKING TO HER THROUGH HER
EAR MEET.
EARPIECE.
WHAT IS THE REAL PSYCH CIG
WHISPERING TO HER?
>> WASN'T IT THAT THE WOOL
INTERVIEWED THE CONTESTANTS
INTERVIEWED -- EARLIER.
>> I DIDN'T READ THE STORY.
>> I WAS IN THE INTERNET CAFE
--
>> THAT WASTE NOT READING, MY
FRIEND.
I ASSUME YOU READ THE FIRST AS
A FIRST TIME GUEST AND YOU DID
IT AS A COURTESEY.
TIME IS LIMITED FOR BOTH OF
THEM.
>> THIS MY FIRST TIME, SO,
YES, I DID MY HOME, WOULD, BUT
THAT WILL BE THE LAST TIME.
$1 MILLION IS NOTHING IF SHE
CAN GET 10 MORE HEADLINES.
IF SHE CAN PULL IT OFF, SHE
WILL SAY YES, SHE IS A PSYCHIC
AND LET'S KEEP THIS GOING.
>>> WHY DO WOMEN MORE THAN MEN
BELIEVE IN PSYCHICS?
AND TRY NOT TO SAY SOMETHING
PSYCHICS.
>> FIRST, WE GET THE SHE
SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT WAS
COME.
>> ANDY USED YOUR JOKE.
>> IT IS NOT THAT GROUND
BREAKING.
>> WOMEN TEND TO BE LESS
KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT WORLD
EVENTS, BECAUSE IT CREATES
LIVES FROM THEIR BODIES.
IT IS LIKE SUPERMAN KNOWING
ABOUT PUNK.
>> GIVE HIM THIS.
>> NOW THAT EVERYONE IS
CHOPPED OFF TO DO LIST THE
ONLY THING I AM LEFT WITH IS
WE HAVE THIS CULTURE IN
AMERICA WHERE IF SOMEONE IS
OFFENDED THEY THINK THEY
DESERVE SOMETHING BACK.
>> SHE WAS RIGHT.
IT WAS BAD FOR HER CAREER AND
BAD AND MADE HER FEEL HAD
BAY.
YOU DO INTERVIEW CONTESTANTS
BEFORE.
THE COMPANY THEY DIDN'T LIKE,
YOU CAN'T SUE FOR THAT.
JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING OFFENDS
YOU DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN SUE.
I.
>> JUST QUICKLY, I FEEL LIKE
WE GLOSSED OVER THIS THEORY.
WHEN THE BABY COMES UT DISSH
-- I HAVE NOT READ THAT.
WHEN THE BABY COMES OUT,
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.
>> THEY ARE A DIFFERENT
SPECIES.
WHY DON'T PENGUINS PLAY THE
GUITAR AS WELL AS ME?
THEY ARE A SEPARATE UNIT.
>> HAVE I TO MOVE ON BEFORE I
DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO COOK
AND EAT A LIBERAL?
WE DISCUSS ANNE COULTER'S NEW
BOOK.
FIRST, IT IS VIDEO OF HOT
CHICKS.
MENTAL HIGH FIVE DPOR EVERY
BRO WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW.
WHRAP
>>> HE HAS HAD ENOUGH OF OUR
GUFF.
ONLY DIN JOKED IS CALLING FOR
A NEW WORLD ORDER IN WHICH
DOMINANT POWERS NO LONGER
CREATE FALSE CRISIS BY
BULLYING OTHER NATIONS.
A GREAT TIME THERE WITH BILL.
THE HOOKERS ARE GOATS.
HE POINTED OUT THE NWO NEEDS
TO BE ALL INCLUSIVE.
AND NOT DOMINATED BY A
PARTICULAR SINGLE NATION.
MEANWHILE. IT SEEMS WAR MAY
BE LOOMING SINCE LEON PANETTA
MAY BOMB IRAN SOON.
THE SPEECH WAS FOLLOWED BY
IRAN'S SYMPHONY PERFORMING THE
NATIONAL ANTHEM, AND I BELIEVE
WE HAVE TAPE.
>> KID SOUNDS WEIRD IF YOU ASK
ME.
ANNE, YOU WERE SAYING THERE IS
A PO NIE T.
WE SHOULD STOP BEING A BULLY.
>> WHY DIDN'T HE JUST ASK?
>> IT IS SO FUNNY.
IT IS LIKE WE HAVE TO WORK
WITH SMOKE SIGNALS.
GIVE US A CALL.
WE HAVE E MAIL, CELL PHONE,
THE INTERNET.
BUT YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT
PUBLIC?
>> IT IS LIKE WHEN AN EXGOES
ON TWITTER AND SAYS CRAP ON
YOU.
>> PUT IT ON YOUR WALL ON
FACEBOOK.
>> EXACTLY.
>> GAVIN, SINCE YOU WERE
TALKING , WHAT IS WITH OUR
RELATIONSHIP WITH IRAN.
IS IT TOO LATE TO FIX THIS?
>> I FEEL LIKE ONLY DIN JOKED
HAS COME WITH RON PAUL.
THEY ARE BOTH SAYING, LET'S
TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH, HULK.
AND BOTH RON PAUL AND -- WHAT
DID YOU CALL HIM?
A KOOK.
>> I AGREE.
WHEN YOU ARE THE HULK, YOU GO,
I AGREE! HULK FEEL STRONG.
WANT 60,000 TROOPS OUT OF
GERMANY.
NO REASON.
CAN'T STOP.
WANNA HELP.
>> IF IRAN GOES, ALL RIGHT,
FINE, WE ARE GOING TO PUNCH
YOU.
OKAY.
OH NO! AMERICA KILL IRAN,
NO.
ME FEEL -- OH CHINA NOW, NO,
DON'T.
NO!
>> WE FEEL BAD OUR INNATE
STRENGTH.
>> WE DO.
>> WAS THAT A MARVEL COMIC OR
"OF MICE AND MEN."
I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE A HYBRID
OF THEM BOTH AND I LOVED IT.
THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE AT
THE "AVENGERS."
>> ARE WE IN A 30-YEAR COLD
WAR THAT IS ABOUT TO GO HOT.
>> THEY ARE A SUPREME LEAD
NEITHER A CARDBOARD CUTOUT.
YOU KNOW IT IS ALL FUN AND
GAMES UNTIL SOMEBODY GETS
NUKED.
>> AND IT COULD HAPPEN, BILL.
NOT REALLY A QUESTION.
>> NO, IT WON'T.
IF YOU PAID ATTENTION TO THE
EARLIER STORY ROSEANNE
ANNOUNCED SHE WAS RUNNING FOR
PRIME MINISTER OF ISRAEL.
I THINK WE KNOW WHAT THAT
MEANS.
GAME OVER, IRAN.
THERE IS A STORM COMIN, AND
THAT STORM HAD SEX WITH TOM
ARNOLD.
>> YOU HAVE TO BE MORE
SPECIFIC.
>> THAT STORM'S NAME IS
ROSEANNE BAY ARE AND NOT
ANYBODY WHO WORKED ON THE BEST
DAMN SEX SHOW EVER.
I KNOW YOU HAD SEX WITH HIM.
CONSIDER THAT AN INTERNET
RUMOR THAT IS OUT THERE.
>> I DON'T THINK I WILL BE
ABLE TO SUBMIT MY SHORT FILM
TO THE FESTIVAL NOW.
>>> DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT ON
THE SHOW?
E MAIL US.
TO LEAVE A VOICEMAIL
212-462-5050.
STILL TO COME, THE HALF TIME
REPORT FROM TV'S ANDY LEVY.
>> TONIGHT'S HALF TIME REPORT
IS SPONSORED BY HAIRCUTS, THE
FILE WHERE AN ARRANGEMENT
WHERE ONE SHARE HAS BEEN
SHORTENED BY A SHARP CUTTING
INSTRUMENT.
THANKS, HAIRCUT.
>>> WELCOME BACK.
LET'S FIND OUT IF WE GOT
ANYTHING WRONG SO FAR.
FOR THAT WE GO TO TV'S ANDY
LEVY.
HI, ANDY.
>> HI, GREG, HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD, THANKS.
>> IN THE INTROS, AFTER THE
TITLE OF GAVIN'S BOOK YOU
SAID, WE WILL PLEEP THAT.
WE
LL, THE AUDIENCE KNOWS THAT
BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN BLEEPED BY
THE TIME WE SEE IT.
>> THAT'S WEIRD BECAUSE I
DIDN'T THINK OF IT AT THE
TIME.
NOW I FEEL FOOLISH.
>> UNLIKE YOU, I AM ALWAYS
THINKING OF THE VIEWERS.
REMEMBER THAT, VIEWERS.
REMEMBER WHEN YOU VOTE IN YOUR
FAVORITE "RED EYE" POLL.
>> THERE IS NO POLL.
>> ANNE, REGARDING THE ***
YOU SAID THIS IS WHAT LIBERALS
DO.
I'M NOT SURE WHY YOU THINK IT
IS A RIB BRAIL THING.
>> IT IS A CLUE.
>> YES.
AND THEY ARE LIMBERALS.
>> I AGREE WITH YOU THAT
LIBERALS HAVE NO PROBLEM
BANNING THENS THEY DON'T LIKE,
BUT SO ARE CONSERVATIVES.
>> AND SUBSIDIZING THE THINGS
THEY LIKE.
YOU DON'T HAVE LIBERTY
UNIVERSITY FLYING TO NEW YORK
AND DEMANDING THEY SHUTDOWN
THE GAY RIGHTS PARADE.
AND YET THEY FLY DOWN TO
WHATEVER LIBERTY OR UNIVERSITY
THEY ARE IN TO TAKE IN THE
SIGHTS.
THEY ARE KNOT A LIVE AND LET
LIVE PARTY.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
THE ANNOYING DUCK.
>> GAVIN, YOU SAID WHAT ABOUT
AN INTERNET CAFE, I THINK THEY
POINTED OUT, IT IS A PRIVATE
BUSINESS.
>> SHE SAID HER WORD WAS
FINE.
>> OKAY.
>> IT WOULD BE EMPTY, BUT IT
WOULD BE FINE.
>> SADLY IT WOULDN'T.
>> ALL INTERNET CAFES DID WHAT
YOU WANT.
>> THERE ARE CERTAIN TYPES OF
*** THAT ARE ILLEGAL,
PERIOD.
>> ARE THEY, THOUGH.
THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THE OWNER,
ARE THEY?
ARE THEY?
>> YOUR EXCUSE IS IN GERMANY
IT IS LEGAL.
>> I TRIED TO DO A FAKE ACCENT
AND THEY ARE LIKE, OTHERS, HE
IS FROM THERE.
>> AND THEN YOU TRY TO SAY
THAT'S ME IN THE FILM.
WORTH NOTING THE NEW YORK
PUBLIC LIBRARIES SAY BECAUSE
BORN IS PROTECTED SPEECH THEIR
FILTERS CAN BE TURNED OFF BY
ANY ADULT WHO WANTS TO.
THEY TOLD THE L.A. COMMISSION
THAT THE CITY LIBRARIES COULD
FILTER *** UNTIL SOMEBODY
ASKED THEM TO STOP.
>> WE ARE ALL IN THE CAMERA
RIGHT NOW.
>> AND GAVIN IS JOKING.
>> IS IT OKAY TO COUGH?
>> YES.
JUST TURN YOUR HEAD.
>> THEY ARE AN ENDANGERED
SPECIES AND THEY ARE
CARNIVOROUS WITH A TOXIC
BITE.
>> THAT'S WHAT I WAS
WONDERING.
>> PEOPLE JUST WATCHING THE
HALF TIME REPORT ARE WONDERING
WHY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT IN A
*** SEGMENT.
>> IT IS WHAT YOU ARE
WATCHING.
>> YOU CAN WATCH.
BUT IF YOU SHAVE, YOU CANNOT.
>> THEY LOOK LIKE NANCY
PELOSI.
THEY ARE A COUPER NANCY
PELOSI.
I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE WOULD
WANT THEM.
>> YOU SAID THIS IS GOOD FOR
THE DEMOCRATS AND THE
REPUBLICANS.
YOU MAY BE RIGHT.
BAR COMES IN A SECOND TO JOEL
STEIN FOR THE NOMINATION.
SHE PROBABLY WON'T BE THE
NOMINEE, BUT MAYBE WE CAN GET
A GREEN PARTIED CONVENTION OUT
OF THIS.
MAYBE THAT WOULD BE FUN.
>> SHE COULD HAVE TO DROP OUT
WHEN SHE REALIZED THAT JOE
BIDEN WAS THE VICE PRESIDENT.
>> IT IS SOMEWHERE THEY END
SENTENCES IN PREPOSITIONS I
HOPE FOR YOUR SAKE, GREG.
>> THAT WAS BRUTAL.
>> HE IS MODERATING
EVERYTHING.
>> SOMEBODY MAY HAVE SAID
THIS, CYNTHIA MCKINNEY WAS A
GREEN PARTY CANDIDATE.
>> OH, WELL I AM SAYING IT.
SHE GOT 161 THOUSAND VOTES.
A LOT OF PEOPLE.
>> YOU SAID THE PLATFORM IS
OCCUPY WALL STREET.
SHE SAYS, QUOTE, I HAVE BEEN A
TIRE LESS ADD ADVOCATE YES,
SIR SINCE DAY ONE JI THERE YOU
GO.
>> BY THE WAY, SHE IS ALSO
RUNNING FOR ISRAELI PRIME
MINISTER.
>> APPARENTLY SOMEBODY WASN'T
WATCHING THE SNOW.
>> DID YOU MENTION THAT.
>> YES.
>> EVERYBODY IS WORKING FOR
THE WEEKEND.
>> WHICH IS GONE BECAUSE YOU
DON'T GET ON OVER THE
WEEKEND.
>> HE HAS THE LIBRARY.
>> AND INTERNET CAFES.
>> TV PSYCH CIG -- PSYCH
KICK.
YOU KNOW SHE IS STILL GOING TO
SUE YOU, RIGHT SPH.
>> OH WELL.
>> KEEP THAT IN MIND.
>> YOU ARE CORRECT, IT IS NOT
SO I CAN TELL THE PERSON IN
THEIR EAR.
>> THE PERSON TALKING INTO HER
EAR DIDN'T TELL LADY DI
ANYTHING ABOUT NOT GETTING IN
THE CAR.
>> THAT'S THE THING.
HERE IS THE DEAL.
HERSHEY IS A FRAUD OR SHE
SUCKS.
>> WHAT IS WORSE REALLY?
>> WHAT IS WORK.
>> IF YOU USE SUCK IN YOUR