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>> RYAN: Welcome back, Internet people. My name is Ryan and today we are playing
Fallout: New Vegas for the PC
and I've got a bunch of crap.
Look at all this junk that I've been picking up. Oh my goodness.
Oh wait, but these actually have...
No, my armour is... I've got good armour already.
Anyway, I'm going to... I'm going this way.
I guess.
Wait, somebody told me that I can't go on a certain highway or something.
I don't even know.
...Goodsprings Source and then Primm, so am I supposed to like go around or...?
Well, I guess I'll find out in a little bit now won't I?
Anyway, so yes. We've been in this nice place called Goodsprings.
They like me now because I killed some people from the powder gang.
The very, very...
wonderfully dressed gang,
running around without shirts and they're called powder gang, so that's...
That's definitely something.
I'm scared to be walking around because it's getting dark outside.
When it gets dark, awful things happen to Ryan. Oh, a person.
That person is hostile to me, however.
I cannot shoot you from that far away. Are you going to shoot me or try and hit me with
Shoot you right in the face!
Or not. Or just miss you repeatedly
so that's... That's... Oh, and there goes your leg.
I'm really sorry about that. I didn't mean to shoot your leg off.
I did, however, mean to steal your pants which I just sort of did,
so I'm OK with that part.
OK, so... Primm or Pimm or something.
That must be over there.
Oh.
That was in the intr... Oh. That's...
Oh. That's very interesting.
Nope, think Finklebrotten's pretty good.
Um, maybe I'll do a little something to the face though.
Yeah, let's customise the face a little bit I think.
Uhh, eh screw it. My face is pretty awesome as it is.
So let's just get to Primm.
There's really nothing in between these places.
Like, at least with Fallout 3, going somewhere in the wasteland seemed interesting
but here it's just sort of... depressing.
It's all sort of like... What's this?
What's over there?
Does someone live in there?
Oh god! Oh god!
I didn't see that at all.
I'm not going to go that way.
We're just going to...
We're just going to go this way.
To Primm.
To Primm, it's dark out!
It's dark out, Internet people!
There's a gecko over there. A gecko that will try...
and eat me...
unless I shoot it in the face.
And there goes its face.
Ehh.
Ehnhh.
Oh, it's a little creepy out here right now.
Primm. Primm is that way.
They run all over. Ehh!
Is that Primm?
Am I going the right way?
OK, so that must be Primm there.
And that's an NCR flag I do believe.
That's... flailing in such a way that I can't...
Oh, look at that texture.
>> Hey, where the hell do you think you're going?
Primm is off limits.
>> RYAN: What's going on in Primm?
>> Some convicts from the prison up the road have taken over the town.
Everyone inside is either dead or in hiding.
What's more there are two tribes of raiders causing trouble in this area as well.
You'd be safer heading back up to Goodsprings.
>> RYAN: Shouldn't you be protecting the town or something?
>> ...We don't fall under NCR jurisdiction.
Even if they did, we're in no shape to protect them.
>> RYAN: Why can't you protect them?
>> We don't have the equipment to take out the convicts.
And even if we did, we need some extra hands for backup.
You should talk to Lieutenant Hayes.
He's in a tent down the road.
Just stay on the west side of the overpass if you don't want to get shot.
>> RYAN: OK.
So wait. The west side of the overpass?
What's the overpass?
I know what an overpass is, but...
West is that way, so...
Oh, OK. I just don't go in there.
Hm. What kind of awful things are happening here?
Put away my gnu.
Hello, trooper.
>> Got business here?
>> RYAN: Not really. Um...
Ehh.
OK, so there's...
something I'm guessing over here.
I think this is where I'm meant to go, isn't it?
I guess we're going to find out in a second now, aren't we?
No, you're a trooper
with an awesome face. I wish I had that face.
>> We won't go quietly! The Legion can count on that.
>> RYAN: You have the same voice as that person that actually has lines.
OK, so I don't go there because that'll be bad for me.
They'll shoot at me, he's saying.
Um, so he was saying there's a tent? Oh, that looks like a tent.
Looks more like a yurt, actually.
More Morrowind references.
You look like the important one. Nope.
How about you?
Sergeant McGee.
What were you pointing at, Sergeant McGee?
There doesn't appear to be anything over there at all.
What? Why are you...? Now where are you going?
I've come to talk to you. Hello. Hello!
>> I'm Sergeant McGee of the New California Republic Army, fifth battalion, first company.
If you want to talk about something, speak to Lieutenant Hayes.
>> RYAN: Goodbye. >> Sir.
>> RYAN: Why are you calling me sir?
OK, I need to speak to Lieutenant Hayes.
He's inside a tent?
Lieutenant Hayes?
Nope.
There are bedrolls though.
I am going to take the advantage of them to sleep until morning.
Mmm, got to get some shut eye.
You are well rested?
Nope, this game just doesn't have that.
Oh, this one's actually his tent.
Liuetenant Hayes? Hi.
>> FEMALE TROOPER: We won't go quietly. The Legion can count on that.
>> RYAN: Yes, shhh. No one cares about what you have to say, nameless person.
>> I'm Lieutenant Hayes of the New California Republic Army,
fifth battalation, first company. What's your business?
>> RYAN: What are you doing out here?
>> We were sent out here to hold back the tide of convicts from the correctional facility.
As you can probably tell, we're not doing the kind of job we could be doing.
>> RYAN: What's the problem with your mission?
>> The mission isn't a problem. The problem is with supplies.
The convicts are better armed and organised than our intel initially suggested.
I'm trying to get some reinforcements here,
maybe some guns with some firepower but ***...
Things are just going slow.
>> RYAN: Oh my god. I'm so sick of the bad voice acting.
Um...
Sure, tell me about the correctional facility.
>> Most people just call it NCRCF. That's NCR Correctional Facility.
>> RYAN: [sigh] >> A little bit ago, the convicts staged a
coup,
killed the guards that weren't able to escape
and have been ransacking the area since then.
>> RYAN: Do you have any information on the convicts?
>> Not much.
They've taken to calling themselves powder gangers,
mostly because they've taken to using the explosives meant to clear boulders as weapons.
They got organised faster than I would have thought.
Most of them at least.
Thankfully the small group in town here seem to split off from the main force
so they aren't getting anything in the way of support.
>> RYAN: I have some other questions. >> Lots of free time. Ask away.
>> RYAN: Goodbye. >> Sir.
>> RYAN: Wait, so what's the deal there?
Is that it?
Is this, like, even a quest? Or is it just like a sideroad?
To be honest, it's been like an hour of gametime
so I don't even remember what's happened last time.
Um...
Oh god! Ow.
Oh god. Oh, that didn't work very well.
This is really hard with a controller.
Oh, I should probably go sleep. [laughs]
OK, now that I've slept for an hour all of my limbs have grown back. [laughs]
I don't know, I guess I just go in there? I don't...
Is that what I'm supposed to do?
That's what my thing's telling me to go so that must be what I'm supposed to do.
I'll actually watch for the mines now though.
I don't see any coming up.
Ehh?
[gunfire]
You can't hit me! I'm the gingerbread man.
Why can I not aim at the other man that's right there?
Come on.
OK, apparently that's just not an option.
Come on. There you go. Go down. There you are.
Am I out of ammo? Seriously?
Oh god.
Uhh...
Sure, we'll use a gun I have no training with.
Where you going? Where did you go?
>> ESCAPED CONVICT: I'm out of here!
>> RYAN: I don't care if you're out of here.
Yeah, that's right.
You play that little bit in slow motion.
I should probably find somewhere to
sell all of my junk
or maybe just drop all of the stuff that's completely useless because
I imagine that is the majority of it.
Oh, nine per cent? Sure.
Oh god. Oh god.
>> Had enough?
>> RYAN: Did I seriously miss? I'm standing right here.
Just shoot him. Shoot him!
Shoot him.
Oh, this is so obnoxious.
I wasn't aware I had a sturdy caravan shotgun.
That is...
pretty much exactly the same? OK.
It's a good thing I seem to be able to take like eighty bajillion hits.
This guy also seems to be able to take direct hits to the back of his head.
I'll just stand back here.
What are you doing up there?
That's not for people like you.
Come on. Get down from there.
Come on.
Is that it? Have I killed them all?
Or is there more?
Oh, there's more. There always is.
What an inconvenience.
I'll just go kill this guy.