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THIS IS THE GREAT NORTHWEST, RAW, RUGGED AND RELENTLESS.
HERE, LAW AND ORDER ARE UPHELD
BY A SMALL, ELITE GROUP OF LAWMEN,
THE WORLD-RENOWNED MOUNTIES.
FROM THEIR LONELY OUTPOSTS, THE MOUNTIES ADMINISTER JUSTICE.
MEN, THIS IS IT.
POWERFUL PIERRE HAS ESCAPED.
AND IT'S OUR JOB TO BRING HIM IN.
POWERFUL PIERRE IS THE ROUGHEST, TOUGHEST, STRONGEST MAN
IN THE NORTHWEST.
SO, I'M ASKING FOR A DARING, DASHING, FOOLHARDY VOLUNTEER
TO GO GET HIM.
I NEED ONE VOLUNTEER.
THE REST ARE DISMISSED.
GOOD BOY, SERGEANT HUCKLEBERRY.
STOUT FELLOW AND ALL THAT.
UH, BUT SIR, I DIDN'T, YOU SEE, UH.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR TALK.
GO GET YOUR MAN, AND DON'T FORGET THE MOUNTY MOTTO.
"WE GET OUR MAN."
DON'T FORGET IT.
WE GET OUR MAN.
WE GET OUR MAN.
WE GET OUR MAN.
OKAY, OKAY.
SO IT'S MY TURN.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
WE GET OUR MAN.
WE GET OUR MAN.
SURE WE DO.
OUT ON THE TRAIL, A MOUNTY AND HIS DOG
BECOME REAL BUDDIES.
MAN, THIS IS THE MOST, ROVER.
YES, THE FAITHFUL DOG AND HIS MASTER SHARE EVERYTHING.
THEIR BED.
THEY SHARE THEIR FOOD.
AND QUITE OFTEN, WHEN IT'S LONELY ON THE TRAIL,
THEY EVEN SHARE A SONG.
♪ OH MY DARLIN', OH MY DARLIN', OH MY DARLIN', CLEMENTINE ♪
♪ ART, ART, ART, ART, ART, ART, ART, ART ♪
♪ OH MY DARLIN' CLEMENTINE ♪
♪ OH MY DARLIN', OH MY DARLIN', OH MY DARLIN', CLEMENTINE ♪
♪ SHE IS LOST AND GONE FOREVER, AND HER SHOES ARE NUMBER NINE ♪♪
BUT IT IS IN TIME OF DANGER THAT THE TRUE STRENGTH
OF THIS GREAT TEAM PROVES ITSELF.
YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ME THE POWERFUL PIERRE, YES?
NO?
WHOA, WHOA DOGGONE.
WHOA, AND I HOLLER, WHOA.
AND NOW, TRUE TO THE TRADITION OF THE NORTHWEST MOUNTIES,
THE CHASE IS ON.
THE HUNTER AND THE HUNTED.
HUH, HUH, HUH, YOU THINK MAYBE YOU CAN CATCH
POWERFUL PIERRE, YES?
NO?
WE GET OUR MAN.
WE GET OUR, GET OUR, MAN OUR WE GET.
GET WITH IT, MAN.
OH, THE HECK WITH IT, MAN.
THE HUNTED WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO STOP THE HUNTER.
MAYBE THIS WILL STOP MONSIEUR MOUNTY.
YES, NO?
HUH, HUH, HUH, TIMBER!
WELL I DO DECLARE.
QUICK, BOY.
UNDER THAT ROCK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
GOOD DOG, GOOD,
DOG.
BUT A MOUNTY ALWAYS GETS HIS MAN, SO ON WITH THE CHASE.
CLOSELY BEHIND THE FLEEING PIERRE, SKIS THE RELENTLESS
SERGEANT HUCKLEBERRY, DETERMINED TO CAPTURE THE WILY PIERRE.
BUT SERGEANT HUCK MUST BE ALERT, FOR CRAFTY PIERRE HAS MORE
TRICKS UP HIS SLEEVE.
OH, NO, NOT THE CLIFF BIT.
SEE, I TOLD YOU PIERRE WAS SNEAKY.
I GOTTA FACE IT.
PIERRE'S RIGHT SMART FOR A CRIMINAL-TYPE BAD GUY.
AS THE PLOT THICKENS AND THE SNOW DEEPENS,
BOTH PIERRE AND SERGEANT HUCK DON THEIR SNOWSHOES.
THIS IS A BREAK FOR OUR MOUNTY,
BECAUSE SNOWSHOES LEAVE BIG TRACKS,
AND TRACKS THAT LEAD BEHIND A ROCK COULD MEAN AMBUSH.
NOW, A SMART MOUNTY WILL TRICK THE AMBUSHER
INTO REVEALING HIMSELF.
UH, MISTER PIERRE, ARE YOU BEHIND THAT THERE ROCK?
NO, NO, I PROMISE YOU I AM NOT.
THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED.
OH WELL, I'LL JUST GO BACK WITHOUT YOU.
HUH-HUH, MONSIEUR MOUNTY IS SO STUPID.
THIS IS A CUTE KID.
YOU HAD IT PIERRE, OR DO I HAVE TO LET YOU HAVE IT AGAIN?
PIERRE IS NOT AFRAID OF THE SNOWBALLS.
PIERRE DOES NOT SCARE.
SO THERE.
LITTLE DOES PIERRE KNOW, THAT I'M A SLIPPIN'
A BIG OLD ROCK IN THIS SNOWBALL.
THIS'LL ROCK HIM TO SLEEP.
LITTLE DOES HE KNOW THAT PIERRE
KNOWS ABOUT THE ROCK IN THE SNOWBALL.
TENNIS, ANYBODY?
WELL, I DECLARE.
SO LONG, SUCKER.
HUH, HUH, HUH, HUH, HUH.
I'LL JUST BOWL HIM OVER WITH A BIG OLD BALL OF SNOW.
GET HIM, SNOWBALL.
HUH, HUH, HUH, HUH, HA.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
♪ OH MY DARLIN, OH MY DARLIN ♪
♪ OH MY DARLIN, CLEMENTINE ♪
CREPE SUZETTE.
OH, THE SINGING IS KILLING ME.
♪ HER SHOES ARE NUMBER NINE ♪
OH THANK YOU, LITTLE PUPPY.
OH, THE SINGING IS TOLERABLE.
♪ WHAT'S HER NAME ♪♪
DOWN ON THE FARM, THE END OF THE DAY
BRINGS A WELL-EARNED NIGHT'S SLEEP
FOR THE WEARY FARMER.
FOR MOST FARMERS, THAT IS, BUT NOT FOR FARMER HUCKLEBERRY.
YOU KNOW, I BET THAT NO GOOD FOX IS AFTER MY CHICKENS AGAIN.
GOOD GUESS, FARMER HUCKLEBERRY.
IT'S BRER FOX ALRIGHTY.
SOUNDS LIKE HE'S HOT ON THE TAIL FEATHERS
OF ONE OF YOUR PRIZED PULLETS.
DROP THAT RHODE ISLAND RED OR I'LL RIDDLE YOU!
DROP IT, I SAID!
THAT DAG NAB FOX.
YOU REALLY CAN'T BLAME FARMER HUCKLEBERRY
FOR FEELING THAT WAY ABOUT THE PROWLING FOX.
THIS FOXY FIEND IS A SHREWD, SLY, CONNIVING, CUNNING,
PREDATORY, MEAN, CRUEL CRITTER.
THIS BARNYARD BURGLAR WILL SWIPE A DOZEN CHICKENS AT ONE TIME.
LET'S FACE IT.
THIS GUY IS A SNEAKY, LOW DOWN, WORTHLESS, NO GOOD,
COWARDLY, CREEPY, ORNERY, GOOD FOR NOTHING,
CHICKEN-STEALING VARMINT.
WELL, GEE ***, NOBODY'S PERFECT.
THERE IS ONE GOOD THING ABOUT THE FOX.
WE MUST ADMIT HE'S CHOOSY.
THIS PILFERER PREFERS ONLY THE PLUMPEST PULLETS.
YES, OUR FOXY FRIEND IS VERY PARTICULAR
ABOUT HIS DIET.
AND SEEMS TO POSSESS AN UNCANNY INSTINCT
WHEN IT COMES TO SELECTING THE BIGGEST, FATTEST,
AND JUST PLAIN YUMMIEST CHICKENS.
THAT DON'T FEEL LIKE NO CHICKEN.
YOW!
ANOTHER GOOD THING ABOUT THE FOX IS THAT HE'S, WELL, FOXY,
CLEVER, CUNNING, AND CUTE.
HE DROPS A WHOLE BOXFUL OF LITTLE IRON PELLETS
RIGHT DOWN INTO THE CHICKEN COOP.
THIS FOXY FELLOW KNOWS THAT CHICKENS
ARE NOT TOO INTELLIGENT.
THEY'LL EAT ALMOST ANYTHING, INCLUDING IRON PELLETS.
THEN WHEN THEY'RE LOADED WITH IRON,
FOXY LOWERS A POWERFUL MAGNET
ON THE END OF A FISHING LINE,
RIGHT DOWN INTO THE HEN HOUSE.
THE MAGNET REACHES A HEN FULL OF IRON PELLETS
AND UP GOES THE CHICKEN.
SO SIMPLE.
DOWN GOES THE MAGNET.
AND BEFORE YOU CAN SAY CHICKEN CACCIATORE,
UP COMES CHICKEN LITTLE'S MOTHER,
CHICKEN BIG.
YES SIREE, THIS GUY'S GOT A RACKET, HE'S GOT IT MADE.
FOXY HERE JUST CAN'T MISS.
DOWN GOES THE MAGNET.
AND UP COMES...
UH OH, YOU KNOW WHO.
CLUCK-CLUCK, YOU DUMB CLUCK.
THE FOX IS ALSO ADJUSTABLE.
IF HE CAN'T GET CHICKENS, HE'LL TAKE EGGS.
AT LEAST HE WILL TRY TO TAKE EGGS.
OF COURSE, QUITE OFTEN FARMER HUCKLEBERRY HAS OTHER IDEAS.
NICE FIRECRACKER HERE.
THAT'LL FIX THAT EGG-STEALING FOX.
WOW, I HIT THE JACKPOT.
OH, THIS ONE IS A DANDY.
UH OH, THIS EGG'S A BOMB.
SO BACKS IT GOES.
WITH THIS BULLET PROOF VEST,
I HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT FEAR ITSELF.
DROP THAT HEN, FRIEND, OR I'LL BLAST YOU.
YOU MAY FIRE WHEN READY,
WITH MY PATENTED BULLET PROOF VEST,
I FEAR THEE NOT.
YOU ARE A BRAVE ONE, BRER FOX.
OKAY, FOX, YOU WIN.
PICK UP YOUR HEN.
WHEN I'M OUTFOXED, I AM OUTFOXED.
DO YOU THINK THEY MAKE BULLET PROOF PANTS?
FOXY FIGURES THE BEST WAY TO STEAL CHICKENS
IS TO THINK LIKE A CHICKEN.
IN THIS CLEVER ROOSTER OUTFIT,
I WILL SNEAK IN AND GRAB ME A FEW FAT HENS.
BUT FARMER HUCKLEBERRY ISN'T AS STUPID AS HE, UM,
WELL, HE'S ALSO THINKING LIKE A CHICKEN.
I'LL JUST, YOU KNOW, KINDA MINGLE WITH THE HENS
AND SURPRISE THAT FOX.
WELL NOW, WHEN THIS FEATHERED FOX
MEETS THIS FEATHERED FARMER,
THE FEATHERS WILL FLY.
DOGGONE, FOXY, YOU MAKE A PEACHY ROOSTER.
WELL, SHUCKS, YOU AIN'T BAD YOURSELF, HUCK.
THAT RUBBER GLOVE BIT'S KEEN, REAL KEEN.
YOU LIKE IT?
YOU'RE BOTH PHONY BALONEYS.
UH OH, IT'S THAT COCKY ROOSTER.
MUSCLING IN ON MY TERRITORY, HUH?
I'LL TEACH YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS.
WELL, FRIENDS, THE MORAL OF THIS STORY SEEMS TO BE
DON'T TRY TO BE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT.
BE YOURSELF.
AND, UH, *** A DOODLE DOO.
YOU, TOO, BUD.
YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD ROOSTER CROW.
LET ME TRY ONE.
*** A DOODLE DOO, Y'ALL.
SAY, YOU'RE VERY TALENTED.
OH, YOU'RE TALENTED, VERY GOOD.
WELL, SHUCKS, YOU KNOW,
MAYBE WE COULD GET ON TELEVISION
AS A TEAM.
WELL, CERTAINLY.
WE COULD CALL OURSELVES
THE ROOTIN' TOOTIN' ROOSTERS.
OH, BIG TIME STUFF.
NOW I ASK YA, DID YOU EVER HEAR ANYTHING
SO RIDICULOUS?
DID YA?
(SNORING)
(SNORING)
TIME TO GO TO WORK, ZIGGY.
OKAY, IGGY.
LET'S BE OFF.
IS THE OLD BOY HERE YET?
NO, RECKON WE'RE EARLY BIRDS.
♪ OH, MY DARLIN', OH, MY DARLIN' ♪
HERE HE COMES NOW.
♪ OH, MY DARLIN' CLEMENTINE ♪♪
HI, ZIGGY, HI, IGGY.
HI, HUCKLEBERRY.
YOUR CORN'S LOOKIN' MIGHTY FINE.
YEAH, MIGHTY NICE CROP THIS YEAR.
SAY, AIN'T IT ABOUT THAT TIME?
OH, LEMME SEE HERE.
YUP.
SHOULD BLOW ANY SECOND NOW.
LET'S BLOW!
GO, JOE, GO!
SHOOT!
YOU COTTON PICKIN'-- UH, CORN PICKIN' CROWS!
YOU COULDN'T HIT THE SIDE OF A--
ME AND MY BLABBER MOUTH.
CONSARN CROWS.
UH OH, THEM CORNY CROWS ARE COMIN' IN FOR THE ATTACK.
STRAFING MY CORN, HUH?
I'LL FIX THEM CROW CRITTERS.
LET'S DIVE-BOMB THAT YUMMY CORN AGAIN, FRIEND.
ROGER DODGER.
LET'S FLY IN LOW AND A SURPRISE ATTACK.
CORN ON THE COB COMING UP.
YOU MEAN CANNED CROW COMING UP.
THAT'LL GROUND THEM CORNBALL CROWS.
(SNORING)
HOW 'BOUT THIS? A CROW CAN OPENER.
WHAT A KEEN IDEA.
I'LL MAKE A FORTUNE.
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH AND OPEN THE CAN, MAN.
SHH. THE OLD BOY'S ASLEEP.
SO LET'S GO ALREADY.
HE'LL GET A REAL *** OUTTA THIS.
IS HE, UH, STILL ASLEEP, IGGY?
LOOKS LIKE, ZIGGY.
HI, HUCK.
HI, HUCK.
OH HI, FELLERS.
HMM.
I THOUGHT I CANNED THEM CROWS.
HE THINKS HE'S SEEING THINGS.
HE AIN'T TOO SHARP, IGGY.
I COULDA SWORE I PUT THEM CROWS
RIGHT IN THIS HERE--
THEM CROWS HAS SUCH A CORNY SENSE OF HUMOR.
I'LL JUST SHOW 'EM OL' HUCK
HAS A GOOD OL' HOUND DOG TYPE OF HUMOR.
WHEN THEY GRAB THIS HERE EAR OF CORN,
THE GUN GOES POW!
THIS WALLET GAG NEVER FAILS.
HUCK DOES RAISE YUMMY CORN.
THE YUMMIEST.
THOSE CORN STEALIN' CROW CROOKS
OUGHT TO GET IT ANY MINUTE NOW.
WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED.
JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED!
A WALLET!
IT LOOKS LIKE A REAL ALLIGATOR TYPE WALLET.
VERY FUNNY.
GET A LOAD OF OLD HUCK.
NOT THAT OLD SCARECROW ROUTINE AGAIN.
OH, THIS SCARECROW IDEA WILL SCARE THE PANTS
OFF'N THEM CROWS.
LOOK AT OLD CORNBALL IN THE CORN FIELD.
MAN, DIG THAT ZOOT SUIT.
LET'S FLY OVER AND HAVE SOME LAUGHS, ZIGGY.
I'M WITH YOU, IGGY.
WHAT'S THIS SUPPOSED TO BE, ZIGGY?
IT LOOKS LIKE A LOW-BUDGET SCARECROW.
A SCARECROW?
YOU'RE KIDDING!
THIS ONE LOOKS MORE, YOU KNOW,
UH, STUPID THAN SCARY.
I'LL FIX IT UP.
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
FUNNY! FU-U-U-UNNY!
YOU KNOW WHO IT LOOKS LIKE NOW, IGGY?
WHOM?
LIKE THAT DUMB HUCKLEBERRY!
DUMB, HUH?
I'LL LEARN YOU!
WE RILED OL' HUCK, ZIGGY.
HE'S MAD, DAD.
INTO THAT MAILBOX, IGGY!
ANY OLD PORT IN THE STORM, ZIGGY!
DUMB, HUH?
DON'T SHOOT!
EASY DOES IT, PAL!
WE WAS JUST FUNNIN'.
NOW YOU'RE GONNA EAT CROW!
OH, NO, NO, NOT THAT!
ADIOS, YOU CORN CROOKS, YOU!
QUITTIN' TIME!
YEAH, WELL, SO LONG, FELLERS.
WE DONE DID A GOOD DAY'S WORK.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
-SO LONG, HUCK! -SO LONG, HUCK!
-SEE YA TOMORROW! -SEE YA TOMORROW!
BRIGHT AND EARLY, BOYS.
NICE PEOPLE, THAT HUCK.
YEAH, JUST LIKE KINFOLKS.