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The stand up comedians .com present Ivan Decker - live at the Waldorf Hotel Vancouver, Canada. Plus... the idea of the zoo - in the year 2012 is ridiculous! It's over for the zoo, it's such a dumb thing to do. There are better ways to see animals. If you can name any animal now, there's a 12-disc Blu-Ray set of videos of that animal happy - narrated by Morgan Freeman.
You don't need to go to a place where it's sleeping in a box, facing away from you - for 60 bucks! reason we're sixty buses reply
It's a rip-off.
it's such an old... thing. Like the zoo was invented so long ago
by, like crazy sultans who had money and they were just bored...
I'm tired of stabbing peasants for entertainment!
Someone bring me a weird thing from a place for me to look at!
People laughed when they came back: "Look at how big this horse's neck is!"
Excellent! I'm amused momentarily!
Put it over there in a box! Bring me something else!
They came back later...They're like, look at how big this cat is! It's got fur on its head! Can I pet it?
No! It's really mean... it killed most of us...
All right! Fine! Put it with my neck horse.
It is now killing your neck horse!
Oh no!
We're learning... Different boxes for my weird things... Ivan Decker is presented by the stand up comedians .com - to watch the whole show go to http://thestandupcomedians.com