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(male narrator) Superman!
Wonder Woman!
Batman and Robin!
Aquaman!
Black Vulcan!
Samurai!
Apache Chief!
Together they form the world's greatest force
of good ever assembled.
Dedicated to truth, peace, and justice for all mankind.
These are the Super Friends.
We now continue with the "Super Friends."
Coming up..
Vampires ravage Earth
as Batman and Robin fight to stop them
in "Voodoo Vampire."
Next on "Invasion Of The Gleeks.."
Evil alien monkeys threaten Gleek and the Wonder Twins.
Then the Super Friends try to destroy each other
as the impish villain Myxzptlk strikes again.
Next, on the "Super Friends Hour."
[theme music]
Somewhere in the lifeless swamps of darkest Africa..
[dramatic music]
(Vampiress) 'Oh, great spirits of the underworld..'
I rise again to claim more victims.
No one is safe from Vampiress.
The Voodoo Vampire.
[laughing diabolically]
Moments later, in the dense African jungle..
We'll set up camp by the river.
What's that?
[screeching]
It's the Voodoo Vampire.
Run! Run!
Do not fear! There is no escape from my voodoo spell.
[sonic humming]
Everything's clear from Tanzania to the Congo, Robin.
Time to head south toward the cape.
[beeping]
It's the trouble alert. Switch on the monitor, Robin.
This is Malu Mabiti, calling anyone on this frequency.
Our safari is under attack.
Being chased by the Voodoo Vampire.
No!
Holy fang face, Batman!
He never got a chance to give us his location.
No problem, Robin.
'The Batcomputer scanner will home in on the signal.'
It's no use, Batman. There's nowhere to land in this jungle.
I'm putting the Batjet on autopilot, Robin.
'Brace yourself. We're going to eject.'
Careful, Robin, this jungle can be deadly.
I don't understand it, Batman.
There's no sign of trouble anywhere.
[hissing]
[sonic humming]
I think you spoke too soon.
[screeching]
I-I can't get it off.
Hang on, Batman! The Bat Stunner will stop it.
Holy squeeze play!
Looks like I got here just in time.
Not bad shooting, if I do say so myself.
Thanks, Black Vulcan. How did you find us?
I picked up the distress call on my radio.
Thought you might need some assistance.
Looks like you thought right. Come on.
We got here as soon as we could. Are you alright?
We're just fine.
Just as you three will be.
[sonic humming]
Nice block, Robin.
Now to sow them up with the Bat Stitchers.
Phew! That was close.
You three are quite capable.
I will be proud to turn you into my vampire slaves.
[sonic humming]
Oh, no! They got Batman.
Take it easy, Batman.
Black Vulcan and I will help you.
S-S-S! Thanks, Robin, but that won't be necessary.
[sonic humming]
S-S-S!
Do not resist, Black Vulcan.
You will be better off as one of us.
(Batman) Our power was too much for him.
He's disintegrated.
Come! I must find more victims before my work is done.
You need look no further, Vampiress.
We'll take the Batjet to the Hall of Justice
and transform the other Super Friends.
[laughing diabolically]
[Vampiress laughing]
Great lightning! I've got to get back to the Hall of Justice
and warn the others.
Later, at the Hall of Justice..
I got here as soon as I could, Aquaman.
- What's the emergency? - I don't know, Superman.
I have a priority one message from Batman
insisting we meet him here.
(Batman) I can explain everything.
Batman, Robin. What's the problem?
The problem is you.
[sonic humming]
Great Scott!
They're in some sort of voodoo trance.
I've got to snap them out of it.
[sonic humming]
Sorry to have to pin you up like prisoners.
But I've got to find a way to change you back.
That won't be necessary.
'Now, you're one of us. Ha ha ha ha.'
(Vampiress) 'Now that I have enough vampire slaves'
'we shall all return to my underground tomb in the swamp.'
Come.
I hope I'm not too late. Batman's message sounded urgent.
Sorry if I startled you, Wonder Woman.
But I had to stop you before you walked right into their hands.
(Wonder Woman) 'I don't understand. Where are they going?'
(Black Vulcan) 'Back to Africa. I'll explain on the way.'
We've got to stop them before they vanish
into the swamp forever.
Later, as Vampiress and the others
reach the continent of Africa..
Come, slaves.
It is time to descend into the lower regions of the swamp.
Enter, my captive ones.
Not so fast, bat lady.
We still have a few super tricks up our sleeves.
Your flimsy rope cannot deter Vampiress.
Stop her! I command you.
Okay, Black Vulcan. Now!
I just hope this works.
No! The light!
'The light! Stop it!'
Curse you, Super Friends.
'Vampiress shall return!'
Thank you, Super Friends.
Without your help, I'm afraid we would've perished.
That was a close one, alright.
I hope I never see a bat again.
Present company excluded, of course.
[theme music]
[Gleek snoring]
[alarm blaring]
[unintelligible alien chatter]
[Gleek chattering]
Oh, I better be dreaming, Gleek
because if you just woke me up, you're in big trouble.
[Gleek chattering]
I'll be darned if I know what he's trying to say.
Zan! Look!
(Zan) 'Oh, my gosh! We're being invaded.'
Come on. We've got to notify the Super Friends.
Not yet. Let's check it out first.
[sonic humming]
At last, we have found planet called Earth.
[unintelligible alien chatter]
I don't believe it.
Those ships are filled with Exxorian monkeys.
Come on, Jayna. Let's introduce ourselves.
Boy, you guys sure had us worried for a minute.
We thought you were some kind of cosmic invaders.
[chattering]
Destroy them!
Those spaced out simians are dangerous.
We'll show them they can't monkey around with us.
[Wonder Twins in unison] 'Wonder Twin powers, activate!'
Form of a giant tortoise!
Shape of an ice turret!
Okay, Jayna, move out.
[growling]
It's no use, Jayna.
That mechanical monkey must be frost-free.
[speaking in unison] Wonder Twin powers, deactivate!
[chattering]
So, you are the one called Gleek.
[unintelligible alien chatter]
Liar! We have been monitoring you for years.
You will give us the information we need to take over the planet.
The brain-blaster will change your mind.
[chattering]
Oh, no! Gleek's been brainwashed.
Take us to Super Friend computer.
Excellent! I take over from here.
(computer) 'Justice League computer file.'
'SF1. Subject Superman.'
'The most powerful of the Super Friends.'
'Totally indestructible except in the presence of Kryptonite.'
[chattering]
'File SF2. Subject Wonder Woman.'
'Possesses great strength and agility'
'but rendered helpless when tied with her own Magic Lasso.'
'File SF3. Batman and Robin.'
'Known for their great intelligence'
'however without their utility belts'
'they are no stronger than average humans.'
Jupiters! Those sinister simians have found out
the Super Friends' weaknesses.
Thanks to comrade Gleek, we soon control Earth.
We hide now. Ambush Super Friends.
[laughing]
Later, as the Super Friends return to the Hall of Justice..
(Wonder Woman) Batman, look at this.
Someone's been playing with the Justice League memory tapes.
(Superman) I wouldn't worry about it, Wonder Woman.
Probably just the twins catching up on their super studies.
Holy monkey shine! We're surrounded.
Don't get excited, Robin. They can't harm us.
That's what you think Superman.
No! It's Kryptonite.
Great Gotham! These space monkeys mean business.
Quick, Robin, the Bat Hooks.
They're gone! They've swiped our utility belts.
I'll round up the little critters with my Magic Lasso.
Soon Super Friends be gone.
Exxor monkeys rule world. Ha ha ha ha.
Gleek, take care of Super Friends.
[chattering]
Oh, no!
Gleek's gonna zap the Super Friends
with the Justice League disintegrator ray.
Come on, Zan. Stretch!
[speaking in unison] 'Wonder Twin powers, activate!'
Shape of an ice catapult!
(Jayna) 'Form of an electric eel!'
Fire away, Zan!
Couple of wonder volts ought to snap you out of it.
zzztt
[chattering]
You're our only hope, Gleek.
You've got to free the Super Friends.
Come on. It's time we stop those moronic space monkeys.
'Stop them!'
Pardon me, while I disintegrate your integrated circuits.
[growling]
[chattering]
Super Friends not give away so easy.
Now to escort these primate prisoners to planet Exxor.
I'm sure glad we got rid of them.
'One Gleek is more than enough.'
(Jayna) Gleek!
'That's a banana blaster!'
[sonic humming]
[chattering]
[theme music]
We now continue with the "Super Friends."
Responding to an emergency call from the Hall of Justice
Superman arrives with blinding speed.
I got here as quick as I could. What's the trouble?
Can you hear it, Superman?
Yes, it sounds like a typewriter.
Exactly.
Only we can't seem to figure out where it's coming from.
It's the trouble alert.
[zapping]
Great Scott! That giant robot is threatening the city.
We've got to stop him.
Holy impossibilities! Look at that!
You won't stop me, super fools.
I'll stop you.
You're in for a big surprise, you bucket of bolts.
Your power is nothing compared to mine.
A kryptonite web.
I'm helpless.
My energy ring will take that metallic grin off your face.
(Batman) 'Quick, Robin, the Bat Lasers.'
[zapping]
You waste your time, Bat pink.
Nothing can stop me.
Batman! Look out!
Now that you have witnessed the destruction of your comrades
you're next, super jerk.
Just a minute.
Bat pink? Wonder weirdo? Super jerk?
Well, there's only one person in the universe
who talks like that.
Mxyzptlk.
Now you've gone and done it, super clots.
You just ruined my story.
That must be the typewriter we heard.
That's right, super smarties.
It's my newest fifth dimensional invention.
Anything I type on it comes true.
And now, for my reading pleasure
I'm going to write the great American novel.
With you super freaks as the main characters.
That's what you think, Mxyzptlk.
Invisible shield.
Temper, temper, temper.
Mxyzptlk must have escaped
from his fifth dimensional universe again.
The only way to get him back is to trick him
into saying his name backwards.
Let's see, what kind of story shall I write?
I know, a monster story. Ha ha ha.
Once upon a time..
Great Neptune! He's created a protoplasmic blob.
I'll get him.
No, no, that's not right.
How about a disaster story?
It's an earthquake.
No, it'll never sell.
I got it!
It'll be a classic even Shakespeare would be proud of.
I'm going to write a story about the Super Friends
destroying one another.
We'll destroy you first, Mxyzptlk.
- He's gone. - 'But not forgotten.'
'Once upon a time..'
Superman and Aquaman have vanished.
Helplessly absorbed into Mxyzptlk's deadly story
Superman and Aquaman arrive at a fictional town
in the Old West.
Great Scott!
This looks like "Tombstone Territory."
Listen. Mxyzptlk is typing again.
Alright, Superman, come along quietly
or I'll blast you with my Kryptonite six shooters.
Oh, no! Mxyzptlk is typing words into my mind.
I can't resist them.
Give it up, Aquaman.
You'll never outdraw kid Superman.
[zapping]
This town will be needing a new sheriff
by the time I'm done with you.
Have a pleasant trip, Aquaman.
It'll be your last.
[laughs]
Nice going, super shooter.
You really stuck it to that aquadrip, didn't you?
Oh, no! What have I done?
You done real fine, pardner.
You know something, you're not half bad, super ham.
I'll bet I get a million for the rights to this story.
You've got to stop this nonsense, Mxyzptlk.
You've gone too far.
Oh, pipe down, super mouth.
I'm about to write a brilliant ending
to my superific scenario.
And now, the two most powerful super chumps
will battle till the end
and the winner will get the lead role in my next novel.
Well, Superman, we finally get to see
which one of us is the stronger.
It's no contest, you green-faced freak.
Looks like it's my advantage.
Let's see how you stand up against my heat vision.
[zapping]
No problem, laser eyes.
You're trapped in my energy bubble
and you'll never get out alive.
Great Scott!
This energy bubble is shielding us
from Mxyzptlk's magic typewriter.
You're right, Superman.
And we still have time to save Aquaman.
But first, I'll separate us.
Meanwhile, back in the Wild West
Aquaman's speeds helplessly toward his doom.
You've ruined my story.
And just when the Super Friends were about to disappear forever.
I don't understand it.
How did you resist my typewriter?
We didn't. It must be broken.
Maybe I can fix it.
'There. Try it now.'
It still doesn't work.
All it writes is "KLTPZYXM."
Oh, no! I read my name backwards.
You tricked me. You always cheat.
You, you, you!
Superman! You're safe. What happened?
I'd rather not talk about it, Batman.
But you're welcome to read the whole story.
[Super Friends laughing]
[theme music]
[music continues]