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Does your bathroom sink leak?
[static] The kitty of the knowledge will be open
and the code of the universe will be unlocked
Is your toilet water not the correct shade of blue?
Has Buttmunch, the family gerbil, got stuck in the garborator again?
[garborator whirrs]
[static] The keys of the universe will be given to
sucker
Sucker will use euchre to open the keys to the universe
[garborator still whirrs] Well I'm Robert Strovesco, and I can help.
I am related to, but in no way associated with, Strovesco Plumbing.
So you know that means quality right there.
[garborator stops]
I can snake drains, drain snakes, build koi ponds, or replace your toilet seat.
As they say in plumbing, no job is too small.
Unless it is microscopic.
In which case you need to go to a high school science lab.
Ha ha.
My friends say, Robert, You're not funny! Don't quit your day job!
But the joke's on them!
I got fired!
[static] An infinite number of euchre hands will be
played
unlocking the key of knowledge the key of knowledge will open the kitty of
knowledge
... why I need your plumbing needs!
Go to the yellow pages, then come back, and dial the number on your screen!
Please.
[static] Deal and sucker will sucker the universe
I can also act your infomercials.
[static] kitty of knowledge and the kitty of
knowledge
Or if you just wanna talk...
[static] with an infinite number of euchre hands
I like ice cream. And water fountains.
The keys of the universe will be given to
Sucker
Sucker will use euchre to open the keys to the universe
Please?