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>> CABO'S CLOSE. IT'S ONLY
A TWO-HOUR FLIGHT.
>> BUT OUR ONE-YEAR, WE SHOULD
INCORPORATE OUR CLOSEST FRIENDS.
>> INCORPORATE PEOPLE
IN OUR ANNIVERSARY?
>> YOU HAVE TO COME.
I'M THINKING ABOUT INVITING
COOPER. I FEEL LIKE YOU AND
COOPER WOULD BE A GOOD MATCH.
>> IN WHAT WAY?
>> IN A ***/FRIEND WAY.
>> WHICH SIDE IS THE FRONT
OR THE BACK?
WRONG. THAT STAYS.
>> NO, WRONG!
>> GOOD-BYE, L.A.!
>> CHEERS TO BRENDAN AND MORGAN.
>> HOLA, AMIGOS!
>> I AM [BEEP] DONE
WAITING AROUND!
>> HOLA! SORRY. ARE WE
A LITTLE LATE?
>> UH!
>> WE WANTED YOU ALL HERE
FOR OUR WEEKEND, AND IF YOU WANT
TO BE HERE FOR US, BE HERE.
IF YOU DON'T, GET THE [BEEP] UP
AND GET THE [BEEP] OUT!
>> ♪ GO RUN AND TELL SOMEBODY
THEY LIKE ME, THEY SEE ME
ALL ON ME LIKE A HOBBY
THEY WRITE AND THEY TWEET ME
WE ARE THE RICH AND POPULAR ♪
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
>> THERE'S GOING TO BE LIP GLOSS
ON HERE.
>> I KNOW, BUT I JUST WISH YOU
JUST KISS ME. I DON'T LIKE WHEN
I GO IN AND THEN IT, LIKE,
HAPPENS LIKE THAT.
LIKE, JUST KISS.
>> YEAH, I ALWAYS GO IN FOR
THE KISS, AND THEN THERE'S
ALWAYS LIKE HUGE WIPE OF...
>> OKAY. WELL, LET ME WIPE IT
OFF. I MEAN, [BEEP].
>> KISS.
NO, REAL KISS.
DON'T WIPE IT.
>> I DON'T WANT THIS.
I'M GOING TO WIPE IT.
>> DON'T WIPE IT.
>> SO CHEERS.
>> CHEERS.
CHEERS, AND, OH, WE TOOK A SIP.
OKAY, WHY DON'T WE CHEERS
SOMETHING ELSE?
DO YOU WANT TO MENTION ANYTHING
ELSE TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING
IN PARTICULAR ABOUT ME
BEING AROUND, BEING A POSITIVE
INFLUENCE ON YOU?
>> OH, YEAH. DO YOU WANT TO
CHEERS THAT, OR DO YOU WANT
TO DRINK, TOO?
>> I JUST WANT YOU TO--I WANT
YOU TO EXPAND ON WHAT I MEAN.
>> YES, WE'VE BEEN DATING
FOR ONE YEAR SOON.
>> VERY SOON.
>> CHEERS TO THAT.
>> ARE YOU GOING TO ADD TO THAT
AFTER YOU TAKE A SIP?
IT'S ALMOST MY ONE-YEAR
ANNIVERSARY WITH BRENDAN.
I THINK IT'S A LITTLE BIT
STRANGE THAT HE HASN'T MENTIONED
ANYTHING TO ME ABOUT IT, ABOUT
THE PLANS THAT HE HAS IN MIND
OR THE GIFTS THAT HE'S PLANNING
ON GETTING ME OR WHAT HE'S
PLANNING ON DOING FOR THE EVENT,
BUT I THINK IT'S DEFINITELY TIME
TO DROP SOME HINTS.
SO, NO, SERIOUSLY, THOUGH,
I WOULD DO A BAG OF SOME KIND.
>> OH, WOULD YOU?
>> OR I WOULD DO SOME KIND OF
TWINKLING EARRING THAT MAKES ME
LOOK MORE, LIKE, PRESENTABLE.
LIKE I'M JUST AT THE, YOU KNOW,
COUNTRY CLUB, LIKE, OH, HAVING
A LEMONADE WHILE YOU, LIKE,
HIT GOLF BALLS. THAT KIND OF
IDEA WOULD WORK FOR ME.
>> WHEN YOU HIT ONE YEAR,
THAT'S A MAJOR TURNING POINT.
>> I THINK IT REALLY SYMBOLIZES
THAT WE'RE VERY MUCH MEANT TO
BE TOGETHER AT THIS POINT IN
OUR LIVES AND HOPEFULLY FOREVER.
DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO ADD
ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS FOR IT TO
BE OUR ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY?
THAT IT'S A MILESTONE, THAT
WE'VE MADE IT A LONG WAY?
>> YEAH, I THINK
IT'S A MILESTONE.
WE'VE MADE IT A LONG WAY.
>> 365 BLISSFUL DAYS.
>> BLISSFUL DAYS.
I WAS THINKING THAT WE GO AWAY
SOMEWHERE NICE. CABO'S CLOSE.
IT'S ONLY A TWO-HOUR FLIGHT.
>> WOW!
>> [CHUCKLES]
>> BUT I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD
PROBABLY INCORPORATE SOME OTHER
PEOPLE INTO THAT.
>> INCORPORATE PEOPLE IN OUR
ANNIVERSARY?
>> CABO IS A CITY THAT YOU WANT
TO BE WITH FRIENDS.
THEY'LL ADD TO THE EXPERIENCE.
THE MAIN REASON I WANT TO BRING
OTHER PEOPLE ON THIS CABO TRIP
IS BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE CABO IS
NOT A PLACE WHERE YOU GO ALONE
WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND OR
GIRLFRIEND. I FEEL LIKE IT'S,
YOU KNOW, A PARTY CITY. IT'S
SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU GO WITH
A GROUP OF PEOPLE, AND YOU GET
DRUNK FOR 4 DAYS, AND YOU NEVER
WANT TO GO BACK OR HAVE ANY
GUACAMOLE AGAIN.
>> IF WE'RE GOING TO INVITE
FRIENDS, THEN I'M GOING TO
INVITE SAACHI.
>> SO INVITE SAACHI.
>> WELL, SHOULD WE INVITE THE
WHOLE RESTAURANT?
>> BOOM BOOM, TCH!
THAT WAS SO FUNNY.
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
>> I HATE SAND.
>> IT SMELLS DISGUSTING!
>> IS THIS A JOKE? ECH!
>> ARE WE AT THE FREE CLINIC?
WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE THIS
TODAY?
>> I DON'T KNOW. WE SHOULD HAVE
BROUGHT A CANDLE.
>> IT REALLY--IT SMELLS
LIKE BAGUETTE'S BREATH.
>> HA!
>> UGH!
[CLICK]
MY BOYFRIEND HAS INVITED ME TO
CABO SAN LUCAS FOR OUR ONE-YEAR
ANNIVERSARY, AND I WANT TO
INVITE ALL OF YOU GUYS TO COME
WITH ME.
>> MORGAN, NO!
>> NO, I THINK IT'LL BE NICE.
IT'S FUN. IT'S LIKE WE DIDN'T
GET TO DO ANYTHING ALL SUMMER.
BRENDAN GOT A PLANE.
>> THAT SOUNDS REALLY FUN.
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GO,
THOUGH. I'M SO BUSY WITH WORK.
I HAVE SO MANY THINGS GOING ON.
I WENT TO PARSONS IN NEW YORK
CITY FOR GRAD SCHOOL AND STUDIED
INTERIOR DESIGN. I'M CURRENTLY
DOING FREELANCE INTERIOR DESIGN,
TRYING TO CREATE, LIKE, A LITTLE
BUSINESS OUT OF IT 'CAUSE I
LOVE IT SO MUCH.
>> REARRANGE IT.
>> I CAN'T! THERE'S SO--
>> FRANKLY, YOU DON'T NEED TO
EAT. IT'S OVERRATED, OKAY?
I WILL GIVE YOU ROOM AND BOARD.
WE'RE GOING TO GO OUT.
IT'S NOT GOING TO BE, LIKE,
AN EXPENSIVE TRIP.
>> I'M NOT HAVING YOU
PAY FOR ME.
>> YOU WON'T HAVE--
NO, BRENDAN WILL PAY FOR YOU
FOR MY ANNIVERSARY GIFT.
>> BUT I'M ALSO A LITTLE WORRIED
LAST TIME I WAS WITH DOROTHY,
LIKE, THAT'S WHEN ALL THE [BEEP]
HAPPENED.
>> I WAS THERE, 30 POUNDS AND
BRUNETTE.
>> REMEMBER HOW BAD IT WAS?
I WENT INSANE ON HER
OVER A BILL.
KNOWING THEY WANT TO TAKE ME
TO CABO IS MAKING ME SO ANXIOUS.
LAST TIME WE WERE THERE, IT WAS
DISASTROUS. DOROTHY WANTED
TO DO ITEMIZED BILLS. I'M LIKE,
"***, I'M NOT GOING TO
ITEMIZE A 30-PERSON DINNER."
SO I HAD TO KIND OF CALL HER
A CHEAP BILLIONAIRE.
>> IT'S NOT GOING TO BE
AN ISSUE.
>> OKAY.
>> AT ALL. AT ALL. AT ALL.
>> THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT THE MONEY, THAT PART
OF GOING TO CABO,
IS SO ANNOYING.
THAT LAST THING I WANT IS TO
BE ON MY INSTAGRAM SEEING
EVERYONE, LIKE, TEQUILAING OUT
OF THEIR FACE, AND, LIKE, I'LL
BE BORED IN MY OFFICE?
LIKE, PLEASE, I NEED TO BE
WITH THEM. I'LL DIE.
SO CABO WILL BE AMAZING THEN.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR SO MUCH ROSE.
>> A ROSE? TEQUILA!
>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
>> IT'S NOT THE GREEK ISLES.
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
>> HI!
>> HI!
>> I LIKE IT IN HERE.
IT'S VERY COOL.
IT'S VERY HERMES-Y.
WHAT'S THAT?
>> OH, I WENT SHOPPING WITH MY
MOTHER. I CONVINCED HER SHE WAS
DRUGGED BASICALLY THE WHOLE
TIME.
>> IT'S VINTAGE?
>> IT IS NOT, BUT IT DOES LOOK--
IT'S VERY 1987.
>> OH, MY MOM HAS THAT BIG ONE!
>> LIKE IN CREAM IN 1987?
>> CREAM.
>> I CAN SEE BAGUETTE IN IT.
>> IT'S BAGUETTE'S LITTLE BAG.
>> SO, LIKE, DID WE JUST, LIKE,
CAUSALLY SPEND 15 GRAND TODAY?
>> YEAH, SHE WAS VERY NICE
TO ME TODAY.
>> HOW WAS YOUR DINNER WITH
BRENDAN?
>> HE WANTS TO TAKE ME TO CABO
FOR OUR ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY.
YOU HAVE TO COME.
>> WHO ELSE IS GOING? 'CAUSE
I DON'T WANT TO BE THE THIRD--
>> NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE
THE THIRD WHEEL.
YOU, JONNY, MYSELF.
BRENDAN SAID SINCE I'M INVITING
ALL OF YOU GUYS, HE'S GOING TO
INVITE SAACHI, SO SAACHI'S GOING
TO COME. I'M GOING TO INVITE
EJ. EJ WILL PROBABLY MEET US
FROM NEW YORK. EJ IN A BIKINI.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I HAVE NO
OTHER PLACE TO BE.
>> EJ IN A CAVALLI.
>> [LAUGHING]
>> WHO ELSE?
>> I'M THINKING ABOUT INVITING
COOPER.
>> COOPER'S ALWAYS FUN WHEN WE
SEE HIM OUT. LIKE, HE'LL
PROBABLY BE A LITTLE FLIRTY.
>> WELL, THAT'S THE PLAN I HAVE.
>> OH, REALLY?
>> I FEEL LIKE YOU AND COOPER
WOULD BE A GOOD MATCH, HONESTLY.
>> IN WHAT WAY?
>> IN A ***/FRIEND WAY.
>> COOPER'S ONE OF OUR FRIENDS
THAT, YOU KNOW, WE'VE ALL KNOWN
FOR A REALLY LONG TIME. HE'S
REALLY FUN, AND EVERYONE LOVES
HIM, AND HE'S VERY
HAPPY-GO-LUCKY, AND COOPER
THRIVES IN, LIKE, A VACATION
SITUATION I FEEL LIKE,
ESPECIALLY, LIKE, SOUTH OF THE
BORDER. NOT IN THAT WAY,
BUT, OKAY.
>> AND ROXY'S GOING TO COME.
THAT'LL BE FINE, THOUGH.
>> AND YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY,
WHAT HAPPENED 5, 6 YEARS AGO
WITH THE WHOLE BILL? LIKE, I
JUST DON'T WANT TO GET--LIKE,
HAVE ANOTHER BILL COME AND HAVE
US FIGHT.
I THINK I DO KIND OF HARBOR
NEGATIVE FEELINGS AND HOLD
A GRUDGE AGAINST HER A LITTLE
BIT.
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE OVER IT,
WE'RE PAST IT.
>> AND YOU GUYS WERE SO YOUNG,
WHO CARES?
>> OBVIOUSLY, IT'S YOU AND
BRENDAN'S WEEKEND, SO WE'RE
NOT GOING TO BRING ANY DRAMA.
WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE FUN.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE FUN.
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
>> CAN WE JUST TAKE THE WHOLE
BOTTLE INTO MY ROOM AND PACK
THERE?
>> OH, WE'RE TAKING THAT IN?
>> WE SHOULD GET YOU NICE AND
DRUNK FOR MY PACKING EXCURSION.
WHOO! MEXICO!
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, ARE YOU
GOING TO TELL ME WHAT YOU HAVE
PLANNED FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY
NIGHT?
>> YEAH. WELL, WE WERE JUST
GOING TO WALK AND GET SOME
STREET TACOS, REALLY EXPERIENCE
MEXICO.
>> OKAY, ARE YOU BRINGING A
DIFFERENT PERSON FOR THAT,
OR WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
BRENDAN LIKES EXPERIENCES, AND I
LIKE MATERIAL ITEMS.
FOR EXAMPLE, I REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY WANT AN OLIVE GREEN
GIVENCHY BAG FOR MY ANNIVERSARY.
EVERY TIME I'VE SEEN IT IN
A MAGAZINE OR EVERY TIME WE'VE
WALKED BY IT AT BARNEY'S
ON THE SECOND FLOOR, I'M LIKE,
"HOW NICE IS THAT BAG?
DON'T YOU LOVE THAT BAG?"
HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, YEAH, LET'S
GO TO THE THIRD FLOOR."
I'M LIKE, "WHY? THAT'S WOMEN'S."
AM I GOING TO BE SPENDING
MY ANNIVERSARY NIGHT WITH
DOROTHY AND ROXY BECAUSE YOU
HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE DOING?
>> DOROTHY AND ROXY ARE THERE
BECAUSE YOU INVITED THEM.
I WOULD REALLY LIKE IF OUR
ANNIVERSARY WAS JUST THE TWO
OF US, YEAH.
>> I'M JUST JOKING. I JUST WANT
TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK I SHOULD
BRING. I HAVE A LOT OF
BATHING SUITS.
>> YOU'RE BRINGING ALL THOSE
BATHING SUITS? WE'RE THERE
FOR 3 DAYS.
>> NO. THIS IS LOUIS VUITTON,
AND IT DOESN'T FIT REALLY,
BUT IT'S [BEEP] FANTASTIC.
WHEN I'M JUST SITTING THERE
AND, LIKE, I CAN'T BREATHE
FULLY, IT'S REALLY GREAT.
>> DON'T GIRLS CARE ABOUT TAN
LINES? THAT'S GOING TO BE
AWKWARD WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU WERE JUST INJURED IN THE
FIRST "SAW" MOVIE.
>> I'M SORRY.
>> YEAH, THAT'S CUTE.
>> IT DOESN'T FIT REALLY,
BUT WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT WORK
FOR THIS TRIP. THIS IS WHEN YOU
WERE, LIKE, SUPER IN LOVE WITH
ME AND, LIKE, COULDN'T--
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE
LIKE, [GASPING],
HEART PALPITATIONS?
>> YEAH.
>> THESE ARE CUTE.
>> WHICH SIDE IS THE FRONT OR
THE BACK?
>> THIS IS THE FRONT.
>> WRONG. THAT STAYS.
>> NO, WRONG!
>> NO.
>> OH! AND I'M PACKING
EVERYTHING IN MY CHANEL BEACH
BAG. IT HAS A TOWEL!
>> WHO BUYS A CHANEL BEACH
TOWEL?
>> I DO.
>> SO WHAT AM I HERE FOR?
>> FOR MORAL SUPPORT.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
>> READY TO LEAVE?
>> YES! L.A.!
>> GOOD-BYE, L.A.!
>> CHEERS FOR YOU BEING YOU,
AND THE PRIVATE PLANE
DOESN'T HURT.
TO MORE FABULOUS YEARS.
[LAUGHTER]
>> WAIT, I JUST PEED A LITTLE
BIT. [LAUGHS]
>> I WAS NOT EXPECTING G4
STATUS FROM BRENDAN. I THOUGHT
HE WAS, YOU KNOW, GETTING,
YOU KNOW, A NICE LITTLE, LIKE,
I DON'T KNOW, AN 8-SEATER
OR SOMETHING.
>> YEAH, G450. I MEAN, HE
BROUGHT IT. IT WAS OUR ONE-YEAR.
HELL, YEAH, IT WAS.
MY MAN.
HOLD ON. YOU TWO SMILE FIRST.
COOPER, DOROTHY, ONE MORE.
>> COOPER IS GOOD-LOOKING
AND KIND OF HAS THAT, LIKE,
MALIBU BEACH BOY SWAG,
A LITTLE BIT BRODY JENNERISH,
WHICH IS, LIKE, WEIRD,
'CAUSE THEY'RE FRIENDS.
HE'S REALLY CHARISMATIC.
HE'S FUNNY. HE'S A LITTLE BIT
SILLY AND GOOFY, BUT HE'S VERY
ENDEARING.
>> ARE YOU DRINKING FROM THE
BOTTLE?
>> I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A
GLASS.
>> HOW CLASSY. LIKE, THEY'RE
SERVING ALL THE ***.
>> THE WORST THING THAT CAN
HAPPEN ON THIS TRIP IS IF ANYONE
GETS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE.
>> YEAH. I WOULD TAKE THAT.
I WOULD TAKE THAT.
>> I ALWAYS KIND OF WANT TO
GET IT. I'M ALWAYS, LIKE,
DABBLING IN LIKE, "SHOULD I?"
>> YEAH, IT'S FINE.
IT'S WORTH IT AFTER.
>> WE'RE HERE!
>> YEAH! HOLA!
>> IT IS MOTHER[BEEP] HOT!
>> HOLA!
¿COMO ESTA?
MY SPANISH IS FAIR, BUT IT
GETS GREAT WHEN I'M DRUNK.
ME LLAMO DOROTEIA.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> SEÑOR, ¿ES LA HORA?
>> WHAT'D YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS,
DOROTHY?
>> DOROTEIA.
>> IS THAT WHAT THEY SAID?
>> YEAH. I'M TRYING TO REALLY,
LIKE, IMMERSE MYSELF IN THE
LANGUAGE.
AY DIOS MIO!
[DRIVER SPEAKING SPANISH]
>> [SPEAKING SPANISH] [BEEP]
ALL THAT STUFF.
>> WOW, SHE REALLY CAME OUT
WITH SOME STUFF JUST NOW.
CABO WAS THE RIGHT PLACE FOR
US TO GO.
WE'RE GOING TO BE, LIKE,
VERY BORRACHA, WHICH MEANS
DRUNK.
[LATIN THEMED MUSIC PLAYING]
>> WHAT DO YOU SAY?
[SPEAKS SPANISH]
>> SALUD, SALUD!
>> SALUD!
>> SALUD!
>> HOLA, AMIGOS.
>> AHH!
>> WE'RE THE WELCOMING
COMMITTEE, HONEY, YES!
>> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> LET'S BE QUICK.
LET'S GO CHANGE, AND THEN WE'LL
EAT BY THE POOL.
>> OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I AM SO EXCITED.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
HI!
HOLA, MEJICO! [LAUGHS]
>> OH, MY GOD.
IT'S VERY TROPICAL.
>> OH, WOW!
LOOK HOW NICE THEY ARE.
THEY EVEN GOT SOMETHING FROM
ELYSE WALKER ALL THE WAY HERE.
>> WHERE?
>> RIGHT THERE.
>> SHUT UP. WHAT IS IN IT?
OH, MY GOD!
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> YEAH.
>> THEY HAD GREEN?
>> I FOUND THE GREEN.
I DON'T KNOW, MORGAN.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT
GREEN! GIVE ME A KISS.
I CAN'T--BABE, I LITERALLY
LOOKED ONLINE.
THERE WAS NO GREEN.
>> I KNOW. I FOUND GREEN.
>> I WANT TO TAKE A PHOTO RIGHT
NOW. I HAVE TO SEND IT TO ROXY.
>> ROXY'S HERE.
>> I KNOW THAT.
I'M GOING TO TREND A BULLET.
[PHONE CHIMES]
>> THAT'S SO CUTE.
>> DO YOU WANT SOME CHAMPAGNE
OR SOMETHING?
>> BABE, I REALLY LIKE MY BAG.
>> I KNOW YOU REALLY WANTED
THAT.
[POP]
>> [GASPS]
>> SORRY. I'M GLAD I ALMOST
KILLED YOU, HUH? THAT WOULD HAVE
BEEN A LONELY COUPLE DAYS.
>> THE GREEN IS SO CHIC.
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, CHEERS,
BABE. HAPPY TO GREEN.
[SHUTTER CLICKING]
>> WHERE'S D-***?
>> I THINK SHE'S JUST--
SHE'S GETTING READY.
>> HI! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
>> DOROTHY IS DEFINITELY
TYPICALLY LATE
TO EVERYTHING. SHE IS ALWAYS
15 MINUTES BEHIND EVERYBODY ELSE
IN TERMS OF WHEN SHE NEEDS
TO BE SOMEWHERE.
>> BRENDAN, THE ROOMS ARE
AMAZING. THANK YOU FOR HOOKING
THAT UP.
>> CAN I GET ON THE MICROPHONE
AND SAY "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY,
BRENDAN AND MORGAN"? WHY?
>> I DON'T HAVE ANY MICROPHONE.
OKAY, OKAY, I WANT TO SEE YOU
DANCING.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
>> I'LL KILL YOU!
GO!
WHOO!
>> AAH!
OKAY, THERE GOES MY BLOWOUT!
I'M DONE NOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHY CHAMPAGNE
SHOWERS ARE PART OF OUR OUTING.
>> I MEAN, WE DIDN'T WIN, LIKE,
AND NBA, YOU KNOW, CHAMPIONSHIP,
WHERE WE NEED TO BE, LIKE,
SPRAYING CHAMPAGNE
ALL OVER EACH OTHER.
>> I'M HAPPY YOU CAME, THOUGH.
ARE YOU HAVING FUN WITH US?
>> IT'S A BLAST. THANK YOU.
>> ARE WE A LITTLE CRAZY,
THOUGH? WE'RE, LIKE, NORMAL.
>> WE'RE, LIKE, NORMAL.
LIKE, NORMAL.
"LIKE" IS THE KEY WORD.
>> MMM-MMM.
I SEE COOPER COZYING UP TO
DOROTHY, AND I CANNOT WAIT TO
SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING.
>> GUYS! WHAT TIME'S DINNER?
>> RESERVATIONS ARE AT 7:30.
MEET IN THE LOBBY BY 7:00.
>> SHOULD WE DRINK MORE?
>> YES!
>> OH, MY GOD! MORE?
>> CHEERS.
>> CHEERS, YOU GUYS. TO CABO!
[LATIN THEMED MUSIC PLAYING]
[HAIR DRYER RUNNING]
>> ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR [BEEP]
MIND?
>> WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?
>> I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T HAVE
TIME TO DEAL WITH IT RIGHT NOW.
I JUST NEED YOU TO TELL ME IF
MY SHORTS ARE TOO SHORT
IN THE BACK.
>> TURN AROUND.
MY LEFT *** CHEEK IS HANGING
OUT, YEAH?
>> WELL, I MEAN...
>> BUT IT'S MEXICO. WITH MY CORK
LOUBS AND MY GREEN CHANEL BAG?
>> YEAH.
THOSE ARE TOO SHORT, 100%.
>> DIDN'T I ASK YOU FOR,
LIKE, 23 MINUTES IF
THEY WERE TOO SHORT?
>> BUT NOW I JUST SAW YOU LEAN
FORWARD A HALF AN INCH, AND I
THINK THAT THEY'RE TOO SHORT
AT THIS POINT.
>> YEAH, THEY'RE WAY TOO SHORT.
MORGAN GETS LONGER TO GET--
>> FALSE.
>> OH, I TOOK LONGER TO GET
READY?
>> GENERALLY.
>> OH, GENERALLY, MORGAN TAKES
WAY LONGER TO GET READY
THAN I DO.
>> FALSE. THAT'S NOT TRUE.
>> THAT'S WAY TRUE.
>> NO, BRENDAN TAKES LONGER
TO GET READY.
>> WRONG.
I DO NEED TO KNOW WHERE YOUR
I.D. IS.
>> IN MY CHANEL BAG.
>> THERE'S 20 CHANEL BAGS.
>> THE CAMEL CHANEL BAG!
>> TAN?
>> CAMEL.
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE STEPHEN
HAWKING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH
CHANEL BAG. I LOOK LIKE
A RUSSIAN ICE SKATER.
>> NO, YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> LET'S JUST GO.
>> I THINK I'M CHOKING
ON A MENTOS.
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
>> HEY, WHAT'S UP?
>> WHITE PANTS.
GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE.
>> THEY'RE LIGHT PINK, ACTUALLY.
>> OH, THOSE ARE LIGHT PINK?
>> YEAH.
>> VERY PRETTY.
>> WHAT TIME ARE WE MEETING
EVERYONE?
>> I DON'T KNOW. I THINK WE'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE THERE AT 7:30.
>> DID YOU REST AND EVERYTHING?
>> I HAD SOME WATER,
LAID DOWN FOR A SECOND,
HAD A COUPLE BEERS.
I'M FEELING GOOD.
>> WHAT TIME IS IT?
>> IT'S 7:31. OUR RESERVATION
WAS ONE MINUTE AGO.
I'M ALWAYS ON TIME, AND WHEN
SOMEBODY'S LATE, IT'S JUST...
I MEAN, IT'S INCONVENIENT
AND INCONSIDERATE.
>> THERE'S ROXY.
>> WHERE?
>> WELL, SAACHI'S HERE.
>> COOPER?
>> OH, YEAH, WHERE'S HE?
>> WHAT SHOES SHOULD I WEAR,
SANDALS, OR...?
>> LET'S SEE. LET'S SEE
A LITTLE FASHION SHOW.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
>> WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
>> WE'RE ALL HERE!
>> LET'S GO!
>> I KNOW, LET'S GO.
>> I KNEW THAT IT WAS GOING TO
CAUSE A PROBLEM BETWEEN BRENDAN
AND I HAD WE WAITED ANY LONGER,
SO I BASICALLY JUST CUT THE
CORD. I UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE
WERE DRINKING AND TIRED, BUT AT
THE END OF THE DAY, YOU GOT TO
MAKE IT WORK. I MEAN, I WENT
WITH A LIMP BUN ON THE TOP OF MY
HEAD. I LOOKED LIKE A HOMELESS
PERSON.
>> YOU WORE A BUN?
>> IT WAS LIKE A--YES,
[BEEP]***, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I HAD THE BUN ON MY HEAD.
>> ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER.
>> I AM [BEEP] DONE WAITING
AROUND. I'M GOING TO LOSE IT
RIGHT NOW. I DIDN'T HAVE ANY
TIME TO GET READY. I RUSHED.
I JUST THINK THAT IF WE PLAN
FOR THINGS, EVERYONE SHOULD BE
ON TIME.
>> WE MIGHT SEE THEM AT 8:30.
>> NO, BUT ARE THEY ALL WAITING?
DOES THIS LOOK BAD?
I JUST DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE.
>> I'M GOING TO DRINK SO MUCH
AT DINNER.
>> GOOD CHOICE.
>> HEY, MY MAN, WHILE WE'RE
WAITING FOR OUR GUESTS THAT ARE
45 MINUTES LATE, DO YOU MIND
IF WE GET A ROUND OF MARGARITAS?
>> OUR FRIENDS ARE SO LATE.
SORRY.
PRINCESS DIANA WAS NOT WITH US
ON THIS TRIP. NOBODY SHOULD HAVE
BEEN LATE. EVERYBODY SHOULD
HAVE BEEN ON TIME.
>> NO, PRINCESS DIANA WOULD HAVE
BEEN ON TIME.
>> SHE'S SO CHIC.
>> ¿DONDE ESTA EL GRUPO?
HOLA! ¿COMO ESTAMOS?
MEANS "HOW ARE WE?"
>> OH, PLEASE.
>> HEY, BOO.
>> WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
>> HI. SORRY.
ARE WE A LITTLE LATE?
>> I SEE MORGAN'S FACE, AND I'M
LIKE, "OH, [BEEP]. THERE'S
ABOUT TO BE AN EXORCISM."
>> BY DOROTHY BEING LATE,
BY WHOEVER BEING LATE, ADDS
STRESS TO ME SPECIFICALLY,
BECAUSE THEN MY BOYFRIEND GETS
UPSET WITH ME FOR INVITING
PEOPLE THAT ARE LATE TO OUR
ANNIVERSARY.
>> YEAH.
>> LET'S DO A TOAST.
APOLOGIES FOR THIS SIDE
BEING A LITTLE LATE.
>> I JUST WANT TO SAY, IF WE DO
MAKE RESERVATIONS, TO BE ON
TIME. OBVIOUSLY, BRENDAN AND I
WANTED TO YOU GUYS TO COME HERE
TO SHARE THIS WITH US. WE WANT
YOU TO BE ON TIME.
>> AND I WANT THE TEXTING TO
STOP. EVERYONE TEXTING EACH
OTHER, IT'S [BEEP] BULL[BEEP].
AT DINNER, YOU GUYS CAN'T BE
TEXTING. I WANT TO HAVE A
[BEEP] DINNER.
EJ, IS THAT FAIR?
IT'S [BEEP] RUDE!
>> EVERYONE WHO HAS A PHONE ON
THE TABLE RIGHT NOW SHOULD JUST
PUT IT AWAY.
[CHIMES]
>> THAT'S IT. PUT THE PHONES
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE [BEEP]
TABLE.
>> I AGREE.
>> I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE
TO DO IT.
>> I AGREE. YOU GUYS WILL HAVE
YOUR PHONE IN THE ROOM.
>> NO, COOPER! COOPER!
>> PHONES IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE [BEEP] TABLE.
>> I UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S HIS
ANNIVERSARY, BUT AT THE SAME
TIME, THIS IS 2013, AND WE'RE
ALL QUITE POPULAR.
>> CAN I JUST TURN OFF MY DATA
AT THIS POINT THEN? LET ME SAVE
A COUPLE BUCKS WHILE I'M AT IT,
BRENDAN.
>> PUT THEM OVER THERE,
ALL THE WAY OVER THERE.
>> EXCUSE ME, NO, SEÑOR.
NO, NO, NO, NO, GIVE MINE BACK.
>> NO, NO, NO, SHUT UP.
>> I'LL PUT IT IN MY PURSE.
>> THE PHONE'S OVER THERE.
>> HELLO, SEÑOR!
>> IT'S THERE! IT'S FINE!
>> LEAVE THEM THERE!
NO! DON'T BRING THEM BACK!
>> NO! I WANT IT IN MY PURSE.
I WANT IT IN MY PURSE.
>> IT'S ON THAT TABLE!
>> THIS IS THE BIGGEST CHILE
RELLENO I'VE EVER SEEN.
CAN I GET MY PHONE JUST TO TAKE
ONE PHOTO FOR LATER?
>> NO.
>> I WANT TO CREATE MEMORIES.
>> CREATE THEM LATER.
>> I'M GOING TO TAKE A VISUAL
PHOTO OF IT.
>> YOU'VE BEEN VERY AGGRESSIVE,
BRENDAN.
>> HE'S NOT BEEN AGGRESSIVE.
IF YOU WANT YOUR CELL PHONE,
THEN TAKE IT AND THAT'S IT.
>> YOU DON'T NEED YOUR CELL
PHONE AT DINNER.
>> I WILL PUT IT IN MY PURSE.
>> THE POINT IS THAT WE WANTED
YOU ALL HERE FOR OUR WEEKEND,
AND IF YOU WANT TO BE HERE
FOR US, BE HERE. IF YOU DON'T,
WE'RE NOT HOLDING YOU HERE.
GET THE [BEEP] UP AND GET THE
[BEEP] OUT!
IT'S REALLY EASY.
THAT'S IT.
>> THIS IS NOT THE VACATION
I SIGNED UP FOR.
>> WHERE YOU GOING?
>> WHAT'S WRONG?
>> WERE THEY REALLY MAD
THAT WE WERE THAT LATE?
>> YEAH. I'LL BE HONEST.
I WAS PISSED.
>> THE BEHAVIOR WITH THIS,
WITH THE TEXTING,
IT'S JUST TOO MUCH.
>> I WANT MY [BEEP] PHONE.
>> BECAUSE IT'S RUDE.
>> IT IS.
>> WHAT IF MY DOG HAS A PROBLEM?
>> IF YOUR DOG HAS A PROBLEM,
YOUR MOM WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.
>> IT'S MY CHILD, BASICALLY.
I NEED MY [BEEP] PHONE.
>> AND ROXY WANTING HER [BEEP]
PHONE. LIKE, ***, SHUT--
>> YEAH, LIKE, I WANT THE PHONES
AWAY. THEY ACT LIKE THIS
VACATION WAS FREE.
>> IT'S LIKE I INVITE EVERYBODY
AGAINST THE ORIGINAL PLAN,
AND THEY MAKE ME LOOK LIKE
A [BEEP] ***[BEEP].
CONSIDERING THE WAY EVERYBODY
HAS BEEN LATE AND NOBODY'S
REALLY BEEN PAYING ATTENTION
TO THE BIGGER PICTURE, WHICH IS
BRENDAN AND I, I REALLY FEEL
LIKE IT WAS THE WRONG DECISION
TO INVITE EVERYBODY.
>> LET'S GET THE CHECK
AND LEAVE.
>> [SPEAKING SPANISH]
>> EL CHECKA.
>> I'LL HAVE A SHOT BEFORE I GO.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S JUST
GET A SHOT OF DON JULIO
ALL AROUND.
>> SHOT!
>> SHUT UP!
>> DOROTHY, I'M SORRY I GOT
AGGRESSIVE ABOUT THE PHONES.
>> HOLD ON. IS THIS SHOT GOING
TO HELP US RESOLVE OUR
SITUATION?
>> YES! RESOLVED! [BEEP] IT.
>> RESOLVED!
>> IS THIS SMART?
>> YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I'M
REALIZING THE WAY THINGS ARE
GOING, I REALLY DON'T THINK
THERE'S ENOUGH TEQUILA IN MEXICO
TO MAKE EVERYBODY GET ALONG.
WE'RE IN FOR A VERY, VERY LONG
TRIP THIS WEEKEND.
>> THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.
I'M REALLY HAPPY TO HAVE YOU
ALL HERE.
>> WE LOVE YOU.
>> CHEERS!
>> CHEERS!
>> THAT'S WHAT WE NEEDED.
>> NEXT TIME ON "RICH KIDS
OF BEVERLY HILLS"...
>> THE TOTAL IS $20,000.
>> AMAZING!
>> LOOK!
>> WHOO!
[ALL SCREAMING]
>> IS IT GONE?
IS IT GONE?
>> EVERYONE OWES $300.
>> DON'T GIVE ROXY THE CHECK!
>> SHOULD WE ITEMIZE THE BILL
AGAIN?
>> OHH!
>> IT WAS A DIFFERENCE
OF 30 BUCKS.
>> PEOPLE ARE RICH FOR A REASON.
>> NO, SHUT THE [BEEP] UP,
BOTH OF YOU! YOU BOTH HANDLED
IT INCORRECTLY.
>> HOW? WHAT DID I DO, MORGAN?
>> SHUT UP!
IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY!
I WANT YOU TO STOP TALKING!
GET UP, BRENDAN. LET'S GO.
NOW I'M DONE.
>> SHE LOOKED AT ME, THEN "YOU
JUST RUINED MY WEEKEND WITH
BRENDAN."