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Like so many young women today, you may have just gone through a breakup. You have nowhere
to turn, no shoulder to cry on. No thanks to your roommate, Karen...Karen. You just
want someone sweet to come home to, the missing piece to make you whole. And now, thanks to
Crumblr, you can find it! Using Crumblr, I'm able to meet the desserts that are right for
me. I simply right swipe for sexy desserts I like, and left swipe for ones that are a
little more... vanilla. Vanilla means boring as ***! With Crumblr, you're judging based
on appearance, but there are bios for each dessert, so you get a little personality.
Maybe this one has a job! I'd let him fill all of my holes. Sometimes, I need a few extra
inches to satisfy me. And Crumblr gets that. Crumblr lets me feel comfortable being who
I really am. I can't help it if what I crave is dark, rich, and always goes down smooth.
I love when these little guys pop in my mouth! With Crumblr, it's easier to spot a fruitcake,
so you don't waste your time! Gay! Super gay. Eh, he's alright. I don't mind if these balls
go straight to my thighs. So good! You want one? I was so tired of enjoying a man and
then being left with a mess in my bed. But now, thanks to Crumblr, I love swallowing
what my creampie leaves behind! I'm like a vacuum! Thanks, Crumblr! Thanks, Crumblr!
Thanks, Crumblr! Protection? Yeah, if I'm gonna get diabetes... I'm gonna get diabetes.