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[William Table plays "Doin' Good"]
What time do you have?
Eleven fifty-nine.
Yeah, me too.
[ringtone playing] quack, quack, quack
So why aren't we going inside?
Hey, Marvin! Lane. Um...?
Dale.
Do you guys wanna come inside and talk?
Oh, right.
So where did you wanna go?
Did you wanna go somewhere?
I can only talk through my lunch break.
Oh, are you hungry? Lane, have you eaten anything?
Well, I've been with you all morning.
Sorry, is that a yes or a no?
I'm not keeping track of everything you eat.
Honestly!
I left a sandwich in my office.
Oh, you know what? I have a better idea.
[car starting]
I hate fast food. It's gross!
Lane, it sucks that you forgot your wallet at home.
You should try to remember next time.
Yup.
Now, I get all my starches and fats from fries.
I used to not eat any starches OR fats,
but then I read this article
that said that actually, some starches and fats are good for you.
So you're supposed to have, like, two orders of french fries every week.
So! Why don't we talk about funding?
Okay! Now, I have a substantial fortune --
[Lane] Access to
Yes. A substantial fortune, and access, too.
And we're wondering what your organization does for parks and lakes.
Parks and lakes? Did I say that?
You did.
I hope I haven't been saying that on calls!
No, we're working to reduce carbon emissions!
Well, that sort of helps parks and lakes.
Not "sort of." It definitely helps parks and lakes.
Okay, what is it you're doing to reduce carbon emissions?
We sponsor lobbyists --
Lobbyists! Okay! I get that! Lobbyists.
Now, what kind of legislation are we lobbying for?
You know what? That's a great question.
That information is probably best explained through my supervisor, Elizabeth.
She's been doing this a while.
She's almost twenty-six, so.
That's impressive! Can you set up a meeting for us?
Probably. You know what?
She's having a beaujolais nouveau party tomorrow night.
You should come!
I think I speak for Lane when I say
we wouldn't really be comfortable going to some kind of sex party.
You don't speak for me.
You want to go to a sex party?
No, I just know what beaujolais nouveau is.
It's wine. It comes out once a year
and people throw parties where they can drink it.
Okay, you wanna go to that?
What should we bring?
How old is Lane? Like, nineteen?
I should get a W-9 for her or something.
Remind me to print something out later.
[Many Distant Cities plays "Navigator"]
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