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I think nowadays we have an abundance of scary games, whether they are survival horrors,
adventure horrors, or just horrors. However, if you can’t wait to have your
heart attack without stuffing yourself daily with McDonalds, you don’t have to play horror
games! We can find creepy things in every type of
game, usually unintentionally. In this list I’m going to talk about those kinds of cases,
that is when people tried to create something beautiful, but ended up creating something
sick or just disturbing. Also I’d like to point out, you won’t
see the moon from Majora’s Mask in this video. This is clearly intentional, otherwise
what the *** Nintendo?! - Creepy Watson from Sherlock Holmes Crimes
and Punishment. This one is the product of laziness. Developers
of the game decided not to give Watson a walking animation, which results in… ….yeah, pretty
much that. Have fun solving mysteries, while your friend teleports behind you like a moustachioed
Slenderman. I mean dude, Watson, don’t scare me like that, it’s rude, you could at least
go ekhm ekhm to mark your presence, I mean it’s a common courtesy, man!
-I don’t know why so many people hate Mortal Kombat 4. I spent many great hours with this
game and I consider it to be a solid fighting game. I mean it has flaws, but seriously?
Yeah whatever so despite the goofy cartoon violence, the most truly disturbing thing
for me was the continue screen. You see your fighter fall into a deep well with spikes
at the end. The very restricted space made me claustrophobic, and those wiggling limbs
and long wait until your demise add some extra grotesque.
-Such a vast game as The Elder Scrolls Morrowind has a lot of things to offer. And if the hideous
NPC faces weren’t disturbing enough, the biggest scare comes when your character is
the most vulnerable. And because you can’t poop in this game, I’m talking about being
asleep. Now I want you to imagine a mix of a chimney-sweeper, a ninja, steampunk, and
the Gimp from Pulp Fiction. You get the Dark Brotherhood. In the newer installments, they
were just emos in dark robes celebrating racial diversity. But here, the experience is the
feeling of whatthefuck am I looking at?! Is this human? Or some robot? Are those glasses,
or are those eyes?, and why is one bigger than the other? Are those tights from a discount?
If so, where can I buy them? When I first saw it, it was like looking at
a woman with a kidney growing from her forehead. You try not to look at it, because it’s
not very polite, but you still look at it because it’s a *** kidney on a forehead!
-Poop Spectres from Super Meat Boy. Yeah I know, they are probably called something else,
but for me they are Poop Spectres. The thing with them is that they are just calmly floating
in the air, like a sleepy marshmallow. But, when you get near, they freak out and fly
straight towards you, ah ***, leave me alone! Not only does it make you feel like when you
open loudly a bag of chips in a schoolyard awaiting hungry kids coming like vultures,
but they also gain momentum each second. In a game that requires so much precision, the
panic they induce is really not helping the player. MEAN.
-Space Station Silicon Valley is a *** weird game made by somebody for some reason.
The player is a computer chip that possesses the minds of animals and only through them
he can complete the objectives. If the fact of being a sci-fi parasite like from a Frederic
Brown’s novel doesn’t make you question it a little bit, take this. There’s a mission
in which, because of an excessive amount of mental energy, you need to find the preserved
heads of the professors lying around. I’m speechless. Hey kid, do you like videogames
AND decapitation? Well be a nice penguin and push those *** lifeless faces. Oh a walrus?
Drop some bombs on him, why not. Go get the heads!
Among all the unique charm and weirdness of Final Fantasy 7, it’s actually a really
small detail I’m going to talk about now. At the beginning of the game, which for Final
Fantasy would be like thirty eight hours in, we are being held in cell in ShinRa’s headquarters.
After that, when we wake up, we find out that Sephiroth, our nemesis, compromised the facility
and slayed all the guards. You see, there’s this thread on GameFaqs forum, that addresses
an issue of why is the cell door open? Did Sephiroth just come inside to just stand silently
like a creep and watch Cloud sleep]? The sole idea of being observed by someone while asleep
is unsettling. I mean it would make sense if Sephie came just to draw a dickpenis on
Cloud’s forehead, but none of this happened. Also, the fact that he doesn’t know Cloud,
and the revelations we are going to be given later, gives it an extra layer of creepy.
- Ecco the Dolphin is a kind of a game you would get for free when buying some kind of
a New Age accessory. You play as a dolphin and explore the magic underwater world full
of wonder and JESUS. What is this, what is hap-ohmygod, his jaw just fell off? Oh man,
I’m so sorry and wait, are you shooting Jehova’s witnesses from your head again?!
You know, of course the first thing I think of while playing my underwater drug promoting
dolphin game is *** Alien! How could anyone come up with this? This is….
This is… this… THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
-You know I’m not that big of a fan of Super Mario 64, 3D world and controls make this
game a little bit annoying in some parts. But there’s something really dark that lurks
in the unknown. The eel from Jolly Roger Bay. He doesn’t actually try to do you any harm
– he’s just hovering in the water, looking at you. I think the problem is that, unlike
many other Mario world creatures, this one has no expression on his face, and that you
can’t do anything to him. In addition, in his environment, you are slow and vulnerable,
which intensifies the feeling of being a prey. It’s a giant underwater snake, which has
all the evolutionary traits to scare us as a human race. And all that in a kids game.
-This one is going to be a little bit different, because I’m not going to talk about an image
or a creature, but about a concept. Hellios is the Artificial Intelligence you encounter
somewhere near the end of Deus Ex 1, one of my favourite games of all time, next to Custer’s
Revenge and Josephine The Body Journey, but only the Game of The Year Edition.
This AI wants to help the world’s population, but what makes him unique, is that it’s
fully aware of his limitations. He knows he can’t govern the world by himself, because
he doesn’t understand human emotions – and he acknowledges the necessity of ambition
and compassion in modern society. His need of comprehension of human emotions is not
a product of curiosity – it’s a result of logical calculation. He believes that a
cold mind of a machine can sustain the world – but it’s a human passion that will improve
it. It’s creepy and beautiful at the same time The human mind is both a constructive
and destructive force. Helios wants to bring the good sides of it, ruling the world as
a benevolent dictator. That is some heavy ***.
-It might seem odd, to place Silent Hill 2 on the first spot, as the horror of this game
is anything – BUT unintentional, but the thing that made my bowels kinda hurried the
most was something the developers probably didn’t intend to be scary. In the Lake View
hotel, there’s an elevator that goes to the basement. However you can’t use it immediately,
as you hear obnoxious signal and read “weight allowance: one person”. It means that you
just need to get rid of all the items you carry, but for some reason, I imagined that
there must be some invisible presence standing in the elevator. It was my mind playing tricks,
but I was scared shitless, really convinced there’s someone standing there! Some kind
of a morbidly obese ghost, who haunts fast-food restaurants and instead of rattling chains,
he crunches nachos, and instead of ectoplasm, he leaves gravy stains…
If there’s something strange—in your neighborhood – who you’re gonna call?
It was one of the most unsettling moments I’ve ever experienced in games, and I’m
not entirely sure if it’s intentional or not. If not, then my mind is *** up. If
it is intentional, then the developers are geniuses. And my mind is still *** up cause
I thought it would be hilarious if I spilled a drain cleaner on my crotch OW *** THAT
HURTS OH MY GOD WHY DID I DO THIS
So that was it, Top 10 Unintentionally scary things in games, thank you for watching, if
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this drain cleaner OH GOD THAT HURTS SO BAD.