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-you don't work in sales do you? -human resources...
you see I sit across from a man, I see his face
I see his eyes... now
does it matter if he wants a hundred dollars of paper...
or a hundred million dollars of deep sea drilling equipment? Don't be a fool...
he wants respect, he wants love... - Jim your daughter Cecilia what does she think of the street?
- the Street? - Sesame Street!
oh I didn't know anybody caled it... she likes it a lot...
she... Loves Elmo... - being gay is a celebration of life
it's a simple... I'm sorry I just can't see it
idly by and have the gay youth
of America misled by some reductionist
pep talk... - He wants to be younger
He wants to be...attractive... there is no such thing
as a product... don't ever think there is...
there's only sex!
Here we go... ...hello
sexuality
is a spectrum it's a paradox to think of
any *** activity as normal... It gets better but it also gets vastly
More complicated... ...Everything, is sex... you understand that what I'm telling you
is a universal truth Toby?
yes... - God save us, the Elmo hero...
- right? - Sesame Street was created to reflect the environment the children
watching...
the complete self-absorption of elmo is brilliantly
reflected on our time, ours as a cultural ghetto
don't you agree? - Yeah... She does like elmo...
I'm almost a little concerned that you might be over qualified, for the position...
do you... do you think that you are?
do I look like someone who would waste my own time?
...I am so tired
the Black Eyed Peas, it's rock and roll for people who don't like rock and rolll... its rap
for people who don't like rap
it's pop for people who like pop...
this is very cold - yeah, it's old...
even I don't wanna live here, that's why I'm always at my place in Scranton... florida is america's basement...
it wet, its filed with moles, strange
insects, alligators, alligators are dinosaurs Dwight!
you know that right? - it's complicated...
you are man a great confidence
could you speak a little more to that and
what the role, of confidence... eould be
in a dialogue with subord... - well, you'll be heard...
Friday it this fine Kelly everything alright
meaning you feeling fulfilled in your life gas
so there is something you want the do not have
tend to think about it you she'll
her right now the gym right now
even into me yeah that was your choice not mine
well as a Kali witnesses great fear
viewers never marry me yes dying alone that is very scary
and how are you joking
you beats concentrate number
hosting I can spam a considerable amount of money
having a birthday party here really such as possible I am comfortable for you
I've never uncomfortable we have a number birthday packages
the puter package as the least amount of goats not know God's
still ten to twelve goats depending on the availability the ghost and the goat
package
obviously has the most goats what were you thinking maybe
set up slowly turned mother and send
I'm fine ***
I'm fine
of course I am NOT interested in goats why would you spend so much time going
over the goats with times
you're a bad thank you miss me
ban what miss no more I have a tambourine
tambourine you know I'm a CEO right embraces her girlfriend as late
harmonica
I think I am gonna make our ratings I can sum it up what I
think is your favorite ice cream flavor an hour
build-up up you'll never guess in a million
billion years yes what makes you feel qualified to judge a place after a mere
interview
trying to figure me out register capped stone
no it's not million down don't know you don't know me and I'll help me get outta
my
continuing stop trying to figure me out home
and woke up and mercy capital wasting your time
that so every day has become for every month since the dawn ma'am
very smart kitchen exotic meats
and plastics trap us
we'll talk
biko my not going on the trip you've
shown your the freethinkers at the office
Robert you got your sheep you got your black sheep do
rest ghost on Syrian I'm only scared of
real things I think that don't exist like ghost her mommy
is a real their mommies and museums been preserved for
thousands of years they're all over
why on art what a museum
almost needed you agree with him
yes yes you do cheap and
not even a sheep I'm on freakin so
here's what we can do use in four seconds my wife is going to be coming
through that the warmer
I told her she could work here under no circumstances can not be allowed to
happen
know-how in the vending machine
have chocolate chip cookies in the a one spot
dude predicting a once the best pop
for the best cookie but the real despot
is d or I that's where the eyes go
so what
is Dunder Mifflin oatmeal cookie
what is the product that now on
how about that to hole punch letter let you know
cookie entice the ultimate insult
they're calling my speakeasy lounge a rumpus room has monitored while
amuse you jim I'm sorry they are making major
what was the joking love you bird sup she's here today to see if there's
a good fit something tells me it just might work out
on have laughing at your own
him sad clown be
as how whole areas in years to laugh at clams that painted jesters
dying circuits industry very funny I get
just wait 20 minutes i watch this to the white spinach
making field values her your wish is my command
it took about all how in England they put a hold a little bit to the right
essay try holding hunter here
you wrists here wheel cleaner
ever trust a cocky with a woman's name
pecan Sandie don't just break your heart I
for abuse button haha my
it was just actually cookies the whole time
rounded person stepped up any
let's see if there's a good fit first ma'am we'll talk
for ever twice I have completed your evaluation
you getting ready 5 percent no less
absolutely not seven-percent 6 percent I know my worth
we live in this world routines and realism
Scavone some lunch phyllis as a new necklace
who is this woman whose Jim would you prefer a nature matter for a ***
manner
all that nature went to animals are having sex one of them
is communicating a message to the so thank you for trying
when we decide to go no absolutely not or a hug considerations
I would be he turn away grateful
is not a bad thing to the CEO only one
nah right I'm I
her you're gonna wanna hear the *** metaphor
was then other all live is
sacks and all sexes
competition I was in some perverted nihilism
president now just about to give my poor alright join us
well must see what your laughing about
something I don't know if you can give reasons team
have you ever had a character named take them
yes I'm Inc home
I'm a magical fairy and floated into your office
to bring a little bit of magic into your line
but here's the thing: a perhaps Inc a branch in everyone has to be anything
haha
crushed shutdowns so time now
he stint Inc
what's new so anti-hero on every block
alright guys to hi
Park her I
wonderful recognition and now I'm membership I believe
I
Phoenix 3 Robert thank you thank you for this
thank you for all this this night but imagine come see this next %remaining%
you especially would like it really why maybe not just Cup
game has and he seemed to think there were some information he was not able to
share
enough Mira enough just be honest
yes bloody keep looking in his am just answer the question Julie Robert storms
in
is as important as I was gonna be in here Angeles you were here under no
circumstance the son of a ***
perhaps how is this a video conference you're having with
Drake featuring Swizz Beatz this is no get together
is a party
in
Money's Jim treating magician poorly to white couldn't get it up for Nellie
it's not me I'm gonna prove it right here and now
doing for tried it was me
I couldn't I had a problem with it Aaron last night anyone can you tell us about
the best direction of your life
how most Cup Ste
given his office num I'm sorry
I'm not accustomed to people saying no to me
that I have gotten voicemail
from from the months wonderful
and he on them yes
youth yes you and nap
Pam when's the last time you lips
home and SLE teacher blame literally couldn't hold the memories n
how it was apparently I left a phone message for now I last night
I need to find out what I said back to my friend
trust me this is for the best I never understood that corporate mass
well okay well great to meet you likewise i'm bob bob has Marcus
measure shaping accompany
is in a sense similar to training a Geisha you have to mold
not merely the physical form but also the character
the two must harmonize are they still there
mother decision who gets the
big client well-taken
it I'll still be talking about geishas long past their bedtime
you know I trained as ross so
hire me back that business is yours don't and I will find another buyer
you're blackmailing me it's just business happened raw houses penises
for any other houses are always colonials and the pin is a role was
circumcised
with a I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual
privileged feeds soft *** debutante you want to start a street fight with me
bring it on you're gonna be surprised by how ugly head katuni even though my real
name
I'm the lizard king