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I'm so upset right now. My boyfriend just called me ugly.
What?! Why would he say something like that?
I don't know. I mean I haven't really been getting that dressed up since we moved in
together, and he sees me all the time before I get all done up. Maybe that's what it is.
Still, that's no reason to say that. It doesn't make you that different.
Well, he has seen me without this makeup caked on my face, and I do take out my extensions
every night.
I didn't know you had extensions.
Well, yeah. I don't exactly go parading that around. And I take my fake tooth out so I
don't choke on it at night.
Okay, that's a little weird.
Yeah, and he mentioned that cutting my toenails in the room freaked him out.
Well, yeah.
I just hate walking all the way to the bathroom.
Yeah, but you never know where they are flying.
Oh hush. He's never lived with a girl before. I mean he doesn't even have a sister, so everything
I do grosses him out, and I think he finally just snapped.
Well, what did you do?
I slapped him and spit in his face and walked out. Well, at least I did that in my head.
And in real life?
My eyes watered up, and I called you and came here.
Oh honey. Maybe he feels really bad. I mean he has to know that he hurt your feelings.
He better feel bad. I can't imagine that he would think that that was okay.
Maybe he's out buying you a present. I'm sure he's sorry.
I don't even want to go home.
Well, you've lived together for what, a week?
Yeah.
Maybe just ease him into all the girl maintenance stuff. Like you said, he isn't used to it.
Maybe. I should still get to slap him.
I agree, but maybe just keep that in your head.