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moon landing a hoax
this just in from the pentagon
crazy mike officially leaked the MTV Numb Nuts trailer
and now he has leaked to the general public
that the moon landing was a hoax
we're going to need to assemble a highly trained team
what do you got for me Colonial Haggar
sir this is what we're looking at here
The Amazing Hob
can launch cars at any rate
Hannibal Lecter
also known as Tucker *** upper
disgusting cannibal man eater
Titanium Cranium
the dumbest human alive
needs alcohol to function
The Horse
can get kicked in the bruisers a thousand times
and not even feel it
ben
intellectual super genius
from beyond the stars
this is the team of five experienced astronauts
that we have taken off the streets
and assembled
to go to outer space
you son of a ***
what happened to you?
it could be a lot worse
we went to the moon
what happened to your face though
when the car hit it went like sideways
and my face hit
Ben's shoulder
people of earth
now on this day
our country
our great country of America is ashamed
we are ashamed
about our failure
when we lied to you
the american public
about reaching the moon in 1969
just to win the cold war
just to win the cold war
but our promise to your
is that we will make it up
now on this day
we are actually going to send people to the moon
and beyond
to mars
to jupitor
to your ***
now let me introduce
a nuclear scientist
of the top regiment level
cannibal Hannibal Lector
the designer of the space ship
ladies and gentlemen Hannibal Lector
(unintelligible)
thank you
thank you
alright
ladies and gentlemen
Georgey Bush Sr
ladies and gentlemen
all i'd like to say here is that
I'm a proud representative of the United States
and *** You Johnny Skogs
*** You!
suck our dicks
thank you
over the next month we will train
a brave group of astronauts
at high peak physical condition training
to be in perfect shape to reach outer space
and beyond
and conquer the world
people of America
we're finally going to space
we're going to space
space
we're going to space
he's going to jump
my country lied to me
he's going to jump
i'm going to jump
while preparing for space travel
rookie cadets at the NASA compound
have to prepare for something called anti gravity
in this training exercise called blast off
Hob is going to demonstrate gravity
putting us into an anti gravitational pull
by hitting us with the triple nutter
blast off, blast off
three, two, one
we're going to need a bigger rocket ship
mom i'm going to space
mom we're going to space
the thing was breaking off and spinning
and hitting him in the head
but mom we're going to space
are we doing it?
yeah
put him out, put him out
this is Hannibal Lector in space
pretty good
i feel like i have chemical burns all on my back though
i don't know i've been skating for like 14 years and
that thing is not working
oh ***
deemed to gnarly to even hit by Hob
Tri- Deathka
so this happened
Tri - Deathka
Yo turn that *** into a rocket ship real quick
I'm Hob and we're here on the set of Nub TV space odyessy
since the united states hoaxed the moon landing a couple years back
we're actually going to try to get to the moon
hey
yo hey hey yo
remember when we went to maenads and i was *** that chick on the bar?
yeah that was the *** *** man
back in my *** day
hey hey Charlie hey
oh my god dude
you alright
i just hurt myself so bad
that was epic
i've never seen anything like that, that was insane
sir
lieutenant i told you not to disturb me when i'm in my office
sir we've lost contact with the five astronauts in deep space
we can't contact them and they are lost
possibly forever
let them die i'm busy sir