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Hey dudes, welcome to Res Life Info January we've got a pretty psychedelic show lined
up for you. Definitely. We're going to start off by giving
you some information about living in the Res Halls again next year.
If you're planning on living in the Res Halls again next year, make sure you check out the
Res Life website to see when you're eligible to sign up for a housing and dining contract.
Wait, what? Once you've secured your contract, we'll get
you more info on ROAR. ROAR!
Woah, Coleman, don't scare me like that. Tune in next month for Res Life Info for more information
on ROAR. Wait, you mean like... in the future?
Woah!
Hello and welcome to another edition of the
Coleman Hodges Talk Show. Brooke, I couldn't help but notice you haven't turned in your
Stu Staff Application yet. Do you have a reason for that?
No. No I don't. Well, the due date is coming up fairly soon
and I wouldn't want you to miss out on this fantastic opportunity, pending that the band
doesn't work out, which obviously it will. Don't you agree?
No. No I don't. Don't you talk to me like that. I'm Coleman
Freakin' Hodges. Do you like seeing me like this, Brooke?
Yeah, yeah I do. Well fine then. I'll see you in ten years
when I've made it big on the Stu Staff without you!
Hey there Tigers, I'm your personal fitness instructor and I couldn't be more excited
about it. Let's get that cardio going! I can feel it already. Keep it up, Tigers!
You guys are doing great. Now while we show you some of our more intense workout routines,
we're going to show you some of the things that happened in the Res Halls this month.
Res Life took a trip down to McDavid for their spotlight event where students gather and
showcase different talents such as songwriting,
poetry,
singing,
and generally getting down.
I'm really feeling that burn now. Make sure to check out other cool events in the Res
Halls. And don't forget to stretch! We'll see you next time on Tiger Workout.
Coleman, why aren't you wearing sleeves? You know we're on the red carpet.
Brooke, you know I said "bye bye bye" to sleeves a long time ago.
"Oops, I did it again." I almost missed the deadline to submit a room-move request to
change rooms for the semester. Girl, come on, you know if you're going to
tell your roommate "it's not gonna be me" then you should put in a request to change
rooms starting January 28th. Or, if you're changing halls, put in one following January
29th. That's good to know, because you know that
you're "Toxic." Wait, that song hasn't come out yet.
And now it's time for fun facts with Brooke and Coleman. You've been warned.
Hey, I just heard about this place called Buck's Ice Cream behind College Ave. It's
this ice cream place that has awesome flavors including Tiger Stripe. And the best part
is: you can student charge. Hit it.
[singing] Buck's Ice Cream brings all the students to the yard and they're like my wallet's
not large it's all right I'm gonna student charge. I could teach you but it isn't that
hard. Good to know. Did you also know that the basement
in the Student Center has the comfiest couches to take a nap on in-between classes?
Shut up. Hit it.
[singing] Look at this napping spot. I really like it a lot. It's a good place to take a
nap. It's always quiet and I like cats. You just experienced fun facts with Brooke
and Coleman. [singing] Back door ain't cracked we do need
a key. That's right, girl. Because starting on January
17th, all Res Halls are gonna be locked 24/7 [singing] so you'll be fighting every minute
of the day for my keys, girl. Check you're email for more details and don't
forget your ID or your temper's gonna blow.