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Hi, I have very long arms and legs and it often happens that I go in and bump into things. Ouch!
It happens, but why walk around with pain when you can deal it with right away?
I say no to pills that wears out the stomach and liver, but I say definitely yes to Jon.
An analgesic gel that you apply where you are in pain.
No, no, no... Can someone fix this? The tube cracked.
Take 43.
Hi...
THE LABRADOR GOVERNMENT
-That sound. -But why...
Sorry.
God damn.
-Than what is necessary. -Thanks, but you screwed up.
Cut... Wait, Airplane.
Cut... Wait, wait, can I see your Disneyland smile?
Take 98.
Jon, fast-acting, but gentle.
You are holding it upside down.
This stuff really works...
Okay, we'll take one with only the end, it is the end we need to get.
It is cut to a picture of a tube between, and then back to you. So we just need the end, the final seconds.
Take 99.
Fast-acting, but gentle..
Thanks, we nailed it... Great.
It's a wrap.
You are done, you can go home now.
How slow are you? Go and pack now.
I do the best I can.
We have had some problems with the budget, so instead of cash, you get a whole year's supply of Jon.
No.
Hey, what the hell are you doing?! Your ***!
No, no, no...
What?
Quite, Shut the hell up.
Put this on... It's your night.
Don't hurt me.
We won't.
-Rolf? Raymond? -Cat Ray.
-Conny? -Hey.
Guys, we have not seen each other since high school.
So.
Just a little entertainment.
-Drink. -Is this not a bit extreme guys?
It's your God damn bachelor party, drink man.
Have some more... it's yummy.
Lick it, it takes away the bad taste.
Good... taste a little more cream.
Look, we got you a little gift.
-Here, take the gun. -This is a real gun.
You are going to shoot an illegal refugee, he is sitting there.
Is it loaded?
-Shoot. -No, I won't do it, never.
-Shoot. -No, I can't shoot--
Shoot! Do you know what people pay to do things like this! People pay one hundred thousand for these things, get it?
Now squeeze the trigger Melvin! Now, squeeze, do you hear!
Shoot.
I'm getting married tomorrow.
-Shoot, God damn it. -Shoot him!
What the hell, wake up now, for ***'s sake, it's real! Shoot, God damn it!
Shoot already.
To do this, squeeze the trigger. Shoot him now.
-Shoot. -Forgive me...
Well, what is it now that I have done wrong?
What is this accusatory gaze that you give me with your soulless dead fish eyes.
I am disgusted every time I look at your excuse of a face. Mommy can not take it any more... you God damn meat baby.
You will get some...
You will get some, get some...
What now?
Forgive me, forgive me...
Damn my son is a real wimp... This we did damn good. He looks scared.
It was a long time since we saw you in a diaper... Did you *** yourself? It smells like hell ***.
Damn, you were scared.
I almost feel ashamed that this little runt came from my own ball sack.
It's just a matter of time before he turns into a hen-pecked husband. A real little hen-pecked one. Right?
But seriously, it's a great day today. A really big day. Look how happy everyone is for you.
Now you are married. You are such a big boy now, like daddy ... Sexually mature and everything, or is he?
Does he get it up in the bedroom?
Yes, you never know. You were quite late in your development. Always bad at sports and stuff...
My son is not exactly the sharpest tool in the box, so to speak.
Oh... shoot me then.
Over-consumption: Nerve damage... uncontrolled muscle movements... pigmentation changes... mutation...
Good day.
THREE HOURS AFTER OVEREXPOSURE
NINE TUBES LATER
THE HUNGER INCREASES
AND NOW A SWEDISH THRILLER
THE BACHELOR PARTY
TO BE CONNTINUED
ONE TUBE LEFT
FIVE HOURS AFTER INTAKE