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Caring.
Attractive.
Multicellular.
Me.
Ubergeek.
Fun.
Lolve dot com.
Find the love that makes you laugh. Out loud.
Are you kidding me?
Well, in for a penny, in for a pound. Username.
Hmm... McThoughtful? No.
Dolphinlover?
Ew. Hell no!
Uhm... Mister Darcy. No! Aspiring Mister Darcy.
That's it.
Name. Sebastian.
Age. Twenty-seven.
Occupation. Student.
Veterinary medicine.
Likes.
Poetry, sunsets and long walks on the beach.
Dislikes.
Rudeness.
About me.
The greatest thing you will ever learn is just to love and to be loved in return.
Looking for.
The One.
Profile picture?
Huh...
Uuuuhhhm...
Help me, Google!
I'm brilliant. This is like the perfect guy for Lainey.
You think so, too, right?
Yes, I do!
Let's see who else thinks so!
Edward, my man! I saw your vlog!
So, you're not pining after me anymore?
You know I'll always love you. But I have to move on with my life.
If only you were a hot chick, both our love lives would be so much easier.
Ha!
By the way, are you ready for some pwnage on Saturday at the LAN-party?
It's a non-date!
It always is.
Name.
Will.
Lainey.
Patricia. Age. Twenty-five.
Twenty-five.
Twenty-four. Occupation. Communications coach.
PR consultant.
MBA student.
Likes.
Going out and getting it on.
Reading roman... poetry, listening to music, knitting, yoga.
Salsa dancing, intelligent conversation and having a good time.
Dislikes. People who call me Trish, Tricia or worst of all Patty.
Clinginess.
Cruelty. About Me. Trying to be the change I'd like to see in the world.
I know what I want and I know how to get it.
I'm athletic,
adventurous
and amazing.
Looking for.
Company of the female persuasion.
Looking for.
A serious relationship with love, trust and respect.
Looking for a guy who knows how to handle himself as well as me.
And the profile picture.
Okay, so... Name: Edward. Age: Twenty-six. Occupation: IT Guy.
Likes: people who have actually tried turning it off and on again, coffee and kicking *** at MMORPGs.
Dislikes: PEBKACs, filling out profiles and references to sparkly vampires.
Looking for.
I just saw your vlog... so, you too, huh?
Zelda, dearest. Where you lead, I will follow, any anywhere... Where y-
Now, singing, that's just uncalled for... Have you already started on your profile?
Yeah, but I'm totally stuck on this whole part on what am I looking for. I mean, what am I looking for?
Well, I'm looking for the Spock to my Uhura.
Then I'm looking for the Kirk to my Spock.
Looking for a Heart of Gold, Improbability Drive not necessarily required.
Looking for a man who knows where his towel is.
Looking for the fairest and most beloved of all Elvenkind.
Looking for my Samwise. Or my brother, my captain, my king.
Ew.
Right. Looking for someone to do the Kessel Run in less than eleven parsecs.
Looking for someone who can tame this Mara Jade.
Looking for an oncoming storm to sweep me off my feet.
But no spoilers!
Looking for someone who'd turn back the world for me.
Looking for someone to kiss me upside down in the rain.
Looking for someone to dress me up as a sheikh.
And submit.