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[Pat Martin] Well, Mr. Speaker, I rise today to salute
the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta,
and the Province of Quebec,
for putting in place emergency measures for--
to deal with the possibility of an invasion of zombies.
Now, I don't need to tell you, Mr. Speaker,
that zombies don't recognize borders,
and that a zombie invasion in the United States
could easily turn into a continent-wide pandemic
if it's not contained.
So on behalf of concerned Canadians everywhere,
Mr. Speaker, I want to ask the Minister of Foreign Affairs:
Is he working with his American counterparts
to develop an international zombie strategy,
so that a zombie invasion
does not turn into a zombie apocalypse?
[all cheering, laughing]
[Speaker] The Honorable Minister of Foreign Affairs?
[John Baird] Mr. Speaker, I want to assure this member and all Canadians
that I am "dead-icated" to ensuring that this never happens.
I want to say, categorically, to this member
and, through him, to all Canadians
that under the leadership of this Prime Minister,
Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies, ever!
[Member] Hear, hear!