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We are in Kyrgyzstan to become pop stars. We have made a song we hope will be a monster hit.
We are going to be Big in Kyrgyzstan.
Hey. We are on our way to try some costumes.
It's for a music video that Sasha will direct. We assume. And we believe we will be in it.
We don’t know anything about the costumes, we know nothing about the music video. It's very exciting. Horosho (Russian: Very good).
You don’t know what you are going to wear now. I haven’t got a clue.
This...
This is fun This is fantastic. I feel awesome.
I feel we are leaning towards the ethnicity. Aren't we? Yes.
This is like Christian Valen SLASH ethnic.
They have picked up the Valen trend here too.
It is bloody cool. We are going to play in a music video wearing this stuff. In Kyrgyzstan. Isn’t that cool?
I am insanely looking forward to Petter Stordalen invites to party, and the theme is Kyrgyz’s warrior. And I know exactly what to wear.
It is a new day, and we are on our way to the set in the Kyrgyzs mountains.
Big boss Sasha tells us the plot of the music video. He has some spectacular plans.
The story is as follows:
At the beginning we are in a car. It's modern style. Everything is ok. We come to a road sign. We aren’t allowed to drive anymore.
Find some horses. Some beautiful ladies arrive with some horses. Dressed in national costume.
We take the horses. At the same time we see a princess who is captured by a rich, evil man.
In a Yurt. And she is sitting with a photo of us and is longing for Ylvis.
And in some magical way, we have changed to warrior costumes.
We save the princess and get rid of the bad guy.
And they will clip in some sequences of us singing and dancing in front of the yurt – Back Street Boys style.
I am looking forward to it - like a kid.
A Kyrgyz’s monster hit, demands a Kyrgyzs production value.
So firstly they have to build a Kyrgyz yurt.
Now there are some ladies with horses.
Is this the scene where we are getting the horses? Or we will spot some ladies and then…
Are you asking me? Yes.
Do I look like a Kyrgyz director?
In fact you do. No, I don't. You have some of that Ugrian look. No, I haven't.
We are practising our song while they are styling us. They want Bård to have Vegard hairstyle. And he has got it!
Do I look lame? What's wrong?
No, but I have never seen you like that.
Do I look stupid? You don’t look stupid, but……
Do you have a mirror?
Mirrorski? Zerkalo? (Mirror in Russian)
*** hell!
You do look like me.
Don’t I look like a hobbit? Frodo
I look much nicer. Less badass ... Than? .. I usually am.
Oh yes, in a way. Maybe that’s the reason I am nice and you aren’t. Because of my curly hair.
I don’t feel like I want to rob the minibar now, I feel I want to tidy up a bit.
Then we are well underway on the set, and you can’t complain about the atmosphere.
Ilya is a director in martial arts.
Iliya: Turn back, turn back!
Director: You're OK, OK. But if you were behind...
This is a *** chaos!
We had ordered ten girls and ten boys in national costume,
but they were changed last minute with the wife of Big Boss Sasha and our manager Ilya.
I am a bit unsure if this is going to be what we had in mind.
I had imagined Justin Timberlake – a lot of boys, a lot of nice ladies, sexy ladies, and now we have...that…
Director: There is no light there!
Have you seen anything that awesome any time in your entire life?