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I'm lying to you all you retards. ha ha
Here's the crackhead we found to help with this hoax.
Witness the incredibly daring rescue of a quarter somebody dropped down the storm drain.
I was going to my diner, I had just finished feeding the cat,
There was a big gun and a little gun!
They were very staccato shots, boom boom boom!
And they were sitting so nicely, but they were crying and wailing.
And there was a bus driver, and she said "There's been an incident."
Our teachers gone, we cant go back to the school!
And there was blood coming out of her mouth.
I could not take that in. I could not correct them.
Oh this is great, I love this guy.
I could not accept it, I could not take it in. Sob!
I seen that wire, thats all I seen.
But the *** was too deep!
Then the cop locked me in a closet and he saved my life!
My chin is on top of my head, above it actually.
Wait, did he ask if anybody is in the hole now? hahaha
Our teacher's dead, we dont have a teacher!
Too much stuff. Bwahahahahahaha
Some big rescue operation right? He hasnt seen anybody go in the house. *** hilarious.
He's not married. His girlfriend's father is 45 years old. LOL
Well those donations should be pouring in anytime soon now.
Wife again? haha
Hey, might I suggest you go to Publix in your pajamas and get your brother some flowers and a stuffed sheep?
See now this is just downright funny.
He was *** weird man!
Holey *** this is funny!
He's going to take this picture to Congress for hearings on banning Florida sinkholes.
I dont get to use the word distraught so much, some dude in a suit taught me that word.
We need the dues man!
They dont tell me ***, just gave me a script and said to keep my mouth shut about all this other ***. Said they'd reinstate my drivers license if I did this TV ***.
Stable is another good word that nice man taught me.
Some *** come out and said we were good to goooo! Woohoo.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
And he wasnt finished jerking off yet either!
Get me outta this *** hole ***!
When do I get my check? Do I get some free Braves tickets with this ***?
*** you Cooper you *** shill! Narration out.