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Greg, I told you something awful was going to happen
(no you didn't) I did! and I'm blaming you for this, this is on you.
You guys just spawned, yeah?
Greg, they're waiting for us to say something
Well say something!
But I'm too scared, I'm too scared!
You're always too scared
I'm- anyway I'm too busy blaming you for ruining everything
It's all your fault
You two, you're from outside the camp
You left your camp... where'd you come from?
Nonononono, I'm pretty sure I asked you first bro.
Greg, I don't like new things. Look, I'll stop blaming you for this if you can make them go away.
How am I supposed to make them go away
Just do it, just make them... poof
Look, we don't know anything. We don't... remember anything
Love to tell you but... we don't even know where we are
Alright! I admit it!
I arranged those bones into a line
I didn't want to cause any trouble, but so help me
If you try to hurt Greg, I will bring the pain
They can tell us about the outside world.
Don't you ever wonder what goes on... behind those trees...
Nah bro, there's just like... more trees behind those trees.
Plus there's like, heaps of scary creeps, that'll flog you if you get caught out there but.
... More trees?
That's it, exactly the same.
Don't you ever wonder what goes on behind... those trees
Forget the trees, bro. Can you please tell us how fresh you are.
What's the earliest thing you can remember doing?
Why do you need to know that?
Why should we tell you anything? I don't like the look of you
I never trust a man with a lumpy face.
Listen, there's a mad horseman on the loose in the jungle.
He travels with a gang, wiping out every neutral camp he finds.
Out of fear a lot of neutrals have joined him. We came here looking for shelter from him.
There were a lot more of us before we fled across the river.
If you're fresh enough
Maybe, maybe we can trust that you're not one of them alright?
Yeah we've seen a lot of horrible ***.
We've seen so much horrible *** bro.
It was pretty ***, eh.
Pretty... bad.
I-I saw most of it.
I had to turn away from it
Yeah, he's a bit of a *** like that.
Don't call me a *** in front of these guys.
Just tell 'em the *** was bad.
Tell'em it was bad?
How bad?
Just.. ***.
Yeah it was ***, eh.
We sacrificed a lot to make it here.
So what's out there, what's outside the camp?
Garry, come on.
Gr-Greg.
What? Oh, sorry, Greg.
Greg, come on. There's nothing but death out there for neutrals.
The camps are the safest place right now.
Smart fellas like you, walk off, and you never come back.
And then your mum's waiting at home with the corn beef.
And... it gets cold and she starts crying at the dinner table.
HA! I told you we had a nice camp, with all our bottles, and bones,
and skulls. And you wanted to leave! My agoraphobia saved us.
Hey, where's he going? I thought it wasn't safe?
Your tower only just went down, heroes are gonna start looking for neutrals to kill here soon.
But not yet.
So why don't you go with him then?
Bloody Kiwi golem, who ever heard of that?
Why don't you learn to talk you prick, heh.
Well *** me sideways.
You haven't seen the other side of the river yet, Greg. There's nothing out there.
Nothing but-
How you doin' boys. Satyrs in the next camp over, it's a family.
They don't remember anything, they're still too scared to leave the camp.
Oh good bro, that should get some of the heat off us huh.
Heat, wh-what do you mean heat?
Look, Greg, it's a mean world, ok?
We're not strong enough to fight back.
The best you can do is make yourself not worth the trouble.
Those Satyrs are easier to wipe out.
You mean to use them as cannon fodder.
You're a monster! No...
You're a ***.
Get in the camp, there's a hero coming!
You're gonna let those Satyrs die!
Get in the camp, Greg!
You can't mean it. No, no, Mmhmm. I'll fight.
You can't fight, Gary. You can't run. You stand around.
We're Mud Golems, it's what we do.
This isn't what I meant, okay.
SHH