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Sup, guys, and welcome back to Thief. When we left off, we were trying to beat Erin,
who I still don't know who that is. We're trying to beat Erin at this game of finding
the most ***.
Erin: So how much did you steal?
AB: There she is.
Garrett: It's not how much you steal. It's what you steal.
Erin: And how you steal it. Looks like this Primal Stone thing that Basso wants is in
Garrett: It's the Baron's mansion.
It won't be easy.
Erin: Worried?
Garrett: Yes, and so should you...
Erin: We'll be fine! I'll pick up you slack.
Garrett: This job's getting more complicated by the second.
AB: Job? What's this about a job? I thought we were just stealing random ***. I'm confused.
Erin: That's a lot of guards.
AB: No ***.
Garrett: They're definitely not here for the summer festival dance. A lot of guards means
a lot of steel. Thieves and swords do not get on well.
Erin: I've never had a problem with swords. But then again, I'm not just a thief.
AB: You're not? Then what else are you? Besides... besides a woman. I just have to throw that
out there. You are a woman and a thief, and apparently something else, I'm gonna guess.
Man: And we can't frigging see without it.
Man 2: They go off and on all the time.
Man: So you can't fix it?
Man 2: Do I look like an engineer to you? None of the staff can keep up with his lordship's
experiments.
Man: Not going to be much of a "brighter future" if the lights don't work.
[laughter]
AB: Okay.
"Space." I'm pressing space. Oh! You tap space. I see. Okay. Now I get it.
[whistling]
Holy ***, hold on a second. My phone's doing something. Okay, sorry about that. My phone
just received a text message that I know for a fact was sent a while ago. So, let's come
up behind him, and we wanna hold G and steal whatever he's got.
Man 3: Johnson. Over here.
Man 4: Huh?
AB: Okay, he's going away.
Man 3: Help the new boy, will you? He's been trying to light a fire basket for ten minutes.
Man 4: What am I, his father?
Man 3: Go on, before he sets fire to himself.
AB: "...such as water make movement" blah la blah. Okay. I'm already crouching--sneaking.
Man 5: Hey! Who goes there?
AB: What? What? What?! I was already sneaking. What the hell? What the hell? What the hell
is this? Okay, [tapping spacebar]
Man 5: Huh? Who goes there?
AB: What?! What the hell?! You're telling me to go over there. There's literally nobody
there. [tapping spacebar]
Man 5: Huh?
AB: What the ***?! Then the hell am I supposed to do if not go through the water? Huh? The
*** is this ***?
Can I steal from this guy? I guess not. Let's grab this ***, though.
Man 5: Huh? Who's creeping about?
AB: What the hell? That's not what I said to do! I said to grab the *** ***
coin, not to peak around that's completely useless. [sighing] Stupid *** ***
is what this is.
Man 5: Hey!
AB: Really? [tapping keys angrily] What, did you take me off of sneak when I loaded the
checkpoint? What the *** is going on here? I'm on sneak. Okay. That's what I'm supposed
to be on, right? Or am I wrong?! Come on with your ***.
Man 5: Huh? Halt, or you're--
AB: Ugh. You've gotta be bullshitting me. [tapping keys] Let's try this one more time,
and if I can't figure this out this time, I'm just calling it, 'cause I'm getting pissed
off right. Like legitimately pissed off.
Man 5: What? Who's creeping about?
AB: *** you, game. Okay, that'll have to be it for this time, guys, but I hope you
enjoyed. If you did enjoy, I encourage you to like, favorite, and subscribe, and I'll
see you next time. Thanks for watching.