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One scoop vanilla
one scoop chocolate,
one scoop melon,
one scoop lemon,
one scoop strawberry
one scoop mango,
one scoop berry.
Do you wanna eat me too?
No!
No, it won't work.
Careful boy.
These day kids don't know the value of the things they have.
Bye Bye!
Well, apparently I underestimated the kid.
Let go of me! I didn't do anything.
I didn't do it.
My wife told me not to get in strangers' car.
Are you strangers?
Come on Sabri! We are not.
We have been following you on Facebook for a long time.
I have an offer you can't refuse.
What is it?
But first I'll be glad if you stop licking that for a while.
I am not fan of licking because of my personality.
OK then, hold on a sec.
OK done.
What's your offer? Tell me?
God give me patience!
and strength to move on.
Sabri! Yeah?
I'll ask you a question Sabri.
Do you wan to become rich like kings without working at all?
I getting a job offer some strangers who
kidnaped me and force me to get in the car.
What do you expect me to say?
Of course I accept it.
Well, let's eat first. Ice cream got me hungry.
That was a lovely meal.
I was sick of Yıldız's lame meatballs.
Say thank you to chef for me.
Sure Sabri.
You will have lots of great meal as long as you are with us.
Obviously they used Cookplus ceramic pot in the kitchen.
What?
Look at this!
Since it's ceramic, it saves lots of time and energy.
And food stays natural as they should be.
What are you doing? What's with the advertising?
Who do you think pay all those animators and scenarists?
Do you want them to starve?
OK. I got it. Let's move on.
We can't find the car battery's wire do you have it?
What are you talking about?
I'm busy now. Don't you see? Close the door.
Don't forget to reverse wire the poles.
What's going on there?
Those are our human resources.
They are making an interview.
They will hire someone.
What am I going to do here?
You will be the face of our company Sabri.
Our boss got old. He cannot keep up with all those things.
You will represent the company for him.
But first you need to get some training.
I didn't finish the high school? Is it a problem?
Have you ever used a weapon before Sabri?
I used to play Duck Hunt on SEGA.
One with the annoying dog that laughs at you when you miss.
I see Sabri.
Well how bad can you be after all?
Here Smith Wesson 35 Magnum.
Check if it's loaded.
It's empty.
Give him some bullets guys.
You again?!
I will....
Don't laugh! Don't!
Take this!
Motherfu...
Motherfu...
*** you!
You are the man!
I should take that back.
Go in and get the service fee.
Got it?
What service fee? Natural gas?
What are you talking about?!
Let's say some kind of protection fee.
Remember, look tough.
You'll act like I thought you.
Come on. Go get them tiger.
Protection.
You mean alarm system.
Yeah yeah! *** alarm system.
Hello
Hello to you.
You have debt old man. I've come to get it.
You know what I mean.
Ah OK. Good.
Hand me a margarine from over there.
This one? Yeah that one.
Hold these too.
Put them to the basket if you don't mind.
And take these to number 16.
And tell them they didn't pay the yesterday's newspaper.
Right away boss.
Pull up!
Pull up sister.
Hey boy,
bring me some soap.
Right away ma’am.
Where is the money?
What money?
Where is the protection fee?
Oh that. I forgot that.
He gave me an ice cream because I worked hard.
And some cheese.
I could work for him for whole summer if I wanted to.
Of course I said not just for Max.
I'll ask for a cornetto next week.
Sabri, let me tell you something brother.
You may not have respect for us.
It's cool.
But you need to respect the jail we were sent in.
Stop licking that thing in front of me.
*** your ice cream!
You *** idiot!
I'll love you too my birdie.
OK have a good night.
Come on hang up.
No, you hang up.
You first.
I won't do it.
Come in.
OK! Keep it short!
I know what I'll do if you don't bring the goods tomorrow.
What's up Fox?
Boss this Sabri idea is not working.
He is a total idiot!
He'll make us look like bunch of monkeys in the big meeting next weekend.
I see.
There is only one thing to do then.
Are you sure boss?
We were hiding it for rainy days.
Now it's pouring Faruk!
Either we'll rise as kings or
*** as bunch of wh...
Open that safe.
Polatinyum!
This potion is made of the blood of a biggest boss of all time.
Give him to Sabri and he'll do the rest.
Go on.
Then you give him pressurized water real good
after that he talks like a bird.
Wow! I didn't that a towel is this useful.
I should use these techniques on Dürdane.
Look at this place.
He's doing really good I guess.
Come on stop joking around.
Go to second floor. Come on.
Don't hit me. You animall.
Who are these?
Them?
They are maids.
They come for cleaning.
4 maids?
Sure. The house is big.
Too much dust.
I see. I should get their number.
They can come to our house
and help Yıldız.
You ***
You know how to do it.
Here you go Sabri.
What's this?
We couldn't celebrate properly since you've joined us.
Today we'll celebrate.
Well yesterday you bought me a kid menu with toys.
Wasn't that a celebration?
Come on brother to you.
Then I raise my honor to your glasses.
What?!!
He is a *** dog! Shoot him!
Don't get any closer!
Mind your own business!
No one can disturb the ecological balance in my turf!
Bring the bottles and unload here!
Come in.
Bull Recep! The potion worked!
Sabri is ready for the meeting.
We put half dose. He'll be high at least 12 hours.
Good! Very good!
Recep? Who's Recep?
Mr. Recep will be pleased to answer your questions.
Act cool man!
What are you saying Fox? I'm Sabri remember?
Mr. Recep.
What will you say about the death threats you get?
Is it true that you will flee abroad?
She's saying Recep too! Who is this Recep?
What kind of mirror is that? Image is frozen!
Can you believe that?
Hey! This mirror is not working. Change it.
You ***!
What's going on?
We're listening to you Mr. Recep.
Well the deal is, we have Facebook and Twitter
Some kind of information exchange
But there is disinformation also.
Disinformation split into two
and they get back together then split again.
Look! Luminous cat eyes!
We will look at them at nights from now on.
Phosphor is good. Eat some fish.
This guy is bullshitting heavily!
We need to...
Mom! I wanna go home! I missed my wife!
Mr. Recep! Mr. Recep! Come here.
I'm coming valet.
We're safe here. We can hop in the car and run away.
Fox what's going on? I'm about to *** myself.
He already did! Why did you *** in my pants?!
If everyone shat in their own pants, the streets would be clean!
Mr. Recep is safe. No need to be afraid.
We're about to get in the car.
Motherfu...
What are you doing Faruk?! Are you mad?
Shut it ***! You ruined everything!
What were you doing with a cat?! The assassin couldn't kill you!
Come again!
You are an idiot! Total idiot!
They would kill you instead of Recep.
And they will think that Recep was dead so everyone would stop bothering us.
Now I have to do it myself.
Well, you'll eat a bullet in this chaos in anyway.
You hear me Sabri brother?
Have a nice journey!
Please don't do it. I beg you.
My dear mother in law!
Come on man! Quick!
You've become a pirate taxi driver?
Don't talk like an idiot! Get in!
Still talking! *** idiot!
Sabri I was so scared! Where have you been?!
Thank god you babbled on TV so we understood that you're here.
I missed you too Yıldız.
Look. I got you a cat. We will look at it at nights OK?
Is he high?
We have twitter and many other technologies.
We should do it not urgently but quickly!
He is completely gone!
Let's take him back. What do you say?