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OFFICER: 116 Queens Point?
Roger that.
Yep, been doing this about 10 years.
Unfortunately the hazards of RWIs, that's Recreational Water Illnesses, aren't really well known to the public.
So, you know that's why the Task Force was assembled.
And it looks like today we'll be addressing a domestic call.
OFF SCREEN: Cannonball!
OFFICER: Sir, sir, sir!! Step away from the pool! SWIMMER: What is this?
OFFICER: We've received an anonymous report that you've been swimming with a mild case of diarrhea.
SWIMMER: Who told you that?
OFFICER: A concerned individual ... and THAT discarded gas station sushi roll wrapper!
Sir, you should never swim with diarrhea.
SWIMMER: If so, there's chlorine in the pool. It'll kill the germs.
OFFICER: You might want to know that chlorine does not kill all germs instantly.
And, actually, have any of you had pool water in your mouth?
That's a citation, sir! You should never have pool water in your mouth. It's very dangerous!
[Scuffle Noises]
Yeah, we're gonna take him downtown, have him processed, but he'll also be informed.
And that's what this is all about. That's what we're here for.