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♪ He's Orange, he has a lot of friends ♪
♪ They live together on a fruit stand ♪
♪ They have adventures all across the land ♪
♪ And even play in a rock and roll band ♪
♪ He's Orange, Annoying Orange ♪
♪ He's Orange, Annoying Orange ♪
♪ He's Orange. ♪
(laughing)
(loud rumbling, people screaming)
(man screams)
(people screaming)
Feel the bite of Giant Apple.
You're all tiny to me.
(laughs)
Hey Midget Apple. Hey, hey, hey.
(groans)
What do you want, Orange?
You're interrupting my private time.
Whoa, I didn't know they made things smaller than you.
I guess I'm a little surprised.
(laughs)
Sometimes I like to feel big.
No big deal.
None of your business.
Okay, well, forget all of that.
My deepest desires and fantasies?
Yeah, forget that.
Instead, think about
a lifetime supply of anything we want.
How are we gonna get that?
ORANGE: You're entering the Little Foodie Cutie
pageant and winning.
That part's important-- you have to win.
The grand prize is a lifetime supply of anything we want.
We?
Yeah, as your pageant partner...
That doesn't sound like a real thing.
...I get half your winnings.
Just think about all the cool stuff we could get.
Why do I have to enter?
Ah-doy!
Because it's the Little Foodie Cutie Pageant,
not the hilariously funny citrus pageant.
You're the littlest and cutest
food I know.
No way.
Wait till you hear my convincing argument.
There isn't one thing you can say
that will make me enter that pageant.
That's cool because I have 300,000 reasons
why you should enter.
Reason 54,933--
we could win a lifetime supply of koala-shaped cookies.
Orange, I already said that I'd do it.
We're here at the pageant. Stop listing reasons.
Especially since your reasons are just
different prizes we could win.
But I'm only at the K's.
When we get to "M," I'll start the list over
because it'll be "more" of everything.
(laughs)
Orange, we don't know how to do any of this pageant stuff.
We don't have to.
Check this out.
Marshmallow is your stylist.
Hey, hey, hey.
I'd give up breathing for more ruffles!
(laughing): Yay!
Passion Fruit is hair and makeup.
Actually, I'm just here for support.
Maybe Marshmallow can do this, too?
No problem. I love makeup
because it hides the darkness inside.
(laughing): Yay!
(blows whistle)
Peach is your coach.
I've got over 20 pageants under my skin.
I've got the experience to take you to victory as long as you...
(menacingly): never question anything I say!
With our powers combined...
You'll be the next...
Little Foodie Cutie!
(laughing): Yay!
That's cool.
(blows whistle)
All right, team.
Let's assess and redress.
Midget Apple is a mess.
Hey!
Truth is a tool,
so suck it up.
(whimpering)
Hey! Is that permanent marker?!
(blows whistle) Do not question your coach.
That's the first rule of pageants!
The second rule is to win
or let the weight of failure rot you from the inside out.
(laughing): Yay!
Just think about the prize, Midget Apple--
a lifetime supply of... water beds!
(whooping, laughing)
Come on, guys. Think of the water beds.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Maybe one of the other voices in his head is talking.
That happens to me all the time!
I'm never alone!
(blow-dryer whirring)
If your peel starts to burn,
that's just what being beautiful feels like!
Can we just skip this part?
Help me out here, Orange.
Hold on. I'm about to jump into another fantasy sequence.
No! No time for...
Slide whistles.
(plays glissando)
This is how I'm gonna talk from now on.
You're not really gonna...
(plays glissando)
That's not an answer.
(plays glissando)
It isn't.
(plays glissando)
Wait, why am I having a conversation with your whistle?
(plays glissando)
Huh, this could actually work.
(plays glissando)
No! No more!
I'm suffocating in here!
There can never be too many ruffles.
(growling)
Okay. I got it.
Are we cool?
I knew you'd understand!
You're the best! Yay!
(grunting)
Come on.
Smile, smile, smile.
I want you smiling till your peel cracks.
(shutters clicking)
(grunts)
(shouts) Too much! I think I'm dying!
(groans)
I need to break you down before I can rebuild you
into a beautiful little pageant fruit.
(grunts) It'd be easier if I could just
take some of these heavy ruffles off.
We ride and die with ruffles, yo!
(baby peas whooping, squeaking)
Those baby peas think they're so great.
Don't they know they're each just a third
of the pageant star I am?
If you want to check out my new teeth,
you're going to want to put on some shades.
Watch it. Our little tiny eyes.
I warned you. If you baby peas can't handle the shine,
you're in the wrong game.
Boy, that baby corn sure is giving everyone an earful.
(laughs)
(others gasp)
Hey. Why did everyone stop talking?
Did an apple just show up?
That's Honey Dew Dew Child, the reigning
Little Foodie Cutie champ. She is
the queen of posing while saying catchphrases.
Nobody dews like Honey Dew Dew.
(cheers and applause)
See?
You better make a sound for the round.
Dang, she is good.
E'erybody knows Honey Dew Dew is cuter than you you.
That one's not so great.
Don't pay attention to those other
little foods, Midget Apple.
Believe in yourself and how little you are.
Remember, smile like you already won
and trip anyone who gets too close.
What? That's terrible advice.
Why do you think I was stripped of all my pageant titles?
Remember, water beds and slide whistles
are both awesome prizes.
Um, okay.
Lose a single ruffle and you're applesauce, pal.
(laughing): Yay!
(cheering and applause)
(baby peas whooping, squeaking)
Hated it.
Yo. I thought you had a lot of heart up there,
but you know what?
Just not working for me, peas.
But-but-but you're all just...
so... special.
(humming "Yankee Doodle Dandy")
(popping)
I don't know, dude.
That dress was patchy.
Real patchy.
I can't even express in words...
how special that was!
It was terrible.
The word you're looking for is "terrible."
Nobody dews like Honey Dew Dew.
You better make a sound for the round.
E'erybody knows Honey Dew Dew is cuter than you you.
(shouts, grunts)
(giggles)
I think that means Banana approves.
Yo, so do I, dawg. That was tight.
Total Eggplant approval.
I'm down with the honeydew, man.
Now, Honey Dew Dew, you've been doing this act for so long,
I started thinking,
"Haven't we had enough of this?"
(booing)
All right, that's quite enough from the peanut gallery.
As I was saying, haven't we had enough?
The answer is no!
Absolutely not. That was spectacular!
(cheering)
Hey, Midget Apple. Ready to win a lifetime supply of...
No! Don't start daydreaming again!
I'm not gonna be able to beat Honey Dew Dew at her own game.
Then beat her at another game.
How about checkers?
Hey, that's not a bad idea!
Yeah. Checkers is awesome 'cause it's a game
and a cool-looking pattern.
No. Not that.
I'm gonna change my act.
Oh, never mind. You're already daydreaming again.
Lifetime supply of... bubble wrap.
(roars)
Big is the new little! (growls)
This is not the carefully choreographed number I prepared.
I think it's cool he's doing his own thing.
Well, doing his own thing probably just cost us a title.
I won't like it if we don't get that crown!
But we'll still be best friends forever.
Yay!
(roars)
I'm the biggest little apple!
Wow. (chuckles)
Wow.
Wow! Wowza!
Thank you, Banana, for another nonanswer.
Eggplant, thoughts?
All I can say is that was real original, dude.
Really, really original.
You know what I'm saying? I mean, that was just...
like, original, man.
I mean, just totally u... original.
You know, I think that is the best way to say it.
You know, original.
Original.
Yes, because it's not every day
that I'd rather be chopped into a rusty blender
than watch that mess again.
(gasping, booing)
Yo, that was harsh, Alf.
But, yeah, I got to agree.
I don't know what that was, but, man, I don't like it.
Wow-wee.
Can either one of you
actually use real words?
Zaba.
Yo, yo.
Yo, dawg. Dawg.
Zazu.
That was dawg-riginal.
Wow. Wow-wee.
Yo, that was
yo-riginal, dawg.
Zaba.
Zazu.
Dawg.
(barks)
I think we're ready to crown the winner,
and-- spoiler alert--
it's not going to be you.
(gasps)
What?
Aw. (sighs)
You know what?
I may not win this pageant,
but that's not what really matters.
The most important thing is that...
Save the small talk, Midget Apple.
(laughs) Get it?
I got this.
What do you think he's saying to them?
I'm sure he can talk them into anything.
He's so charming.
Who are you talking about?
MARSHMALLOW: Look! They're agreeing!
Yay!
In light of recent discussion, we hereby declare
the next Little Foodie Cutie...
Honey Dew Dew!
(cheering)
Nobody dews like Honey Dew Dew!
I'm just as shocked as you
that that catchphrase isn't getting old.
(others complaining)
If you lost that for us,
I am not gonna be happy!
Guys, guys. I got them to agree
to give the prize to Midget Apple.
He just doesn't get the title.
So what prize are you gonna choose?
Gee, there are so many things I want.
Like a lifetime supply of miniature towns to destroy.
Oh, I took care of that, too.
And I picked the best thing ever:
a lifetime supply of... water balloons!
Heads up!
(shouts)
(Orange laughs)
Why? Why?
Duh. You can never have too many water balloons.
(Orange laughs)
(gasps) My dress!
That is a Honey Don't Don't.
I'm a beauty queen!
Nobody dews like Honey Dew Dew!
Nom and... nawa.
Yo, dawg.
I eat cheeses for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
(shouting gibberish)
Yo, yo. Yo, dawg.
Get up! You're squeezing my chinnies!
(grunting)
Dawg, dawg, dawg.
Very, very original.
(shouts)
I'm a beauty queen!
Originality.
I liked it.