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My name's Gareth, Gareth Bale.
I'm new Real Madrid player, a team from Spain.
Spain is like a box of chocolates.
Some ones are liquor filled.
You the British are one to talk when coming to Salou.
Mr. Florentino...
Why do people say that signing me for €100 million is not ethical nor moral?
That was before. Since they've watched you playing against Atlético, they say that singing you for €100 million is a stupid thing.
Stupid is as stupid does.
So call me stupid. First Kaká, then you...
I still haven't learned my lesson.
Forrest, I'm going to the pond. At this time, I usually throw €500 notes at the ducks.
My name's Gareth, Gareth Bale. I'm...
I know, you're one of the responsible for the defeat against Atlético!
Because the players are to blame, not the coach! Is that clear?
Although it may seem impossible...
I even played badly!
What really seems impossible is that you admit it.
Are you kidding me?
What does 'kidding' mean?
I can't believe it, what a cheap idiot.
Well, he's not cheap.
But he's quite ugly.
Listen, you're at Real Madrid now and the only thing that matters is what my name is!
Hey, you! Film me. A headshot.
My name's Cristiano, Cristiano Ronaldo.
My mama always says I'm like a box of chocolates.
Because I'm a sweetie.
One day, in Portugal...
Hey! Hey, listen! What are you doing, you cheap? Film me!
Hey! What's up? Florentino, I'm not the main character in this sketch!
Real Madrid are such an odd club.
Lieutenant, although you don't believe it, I run as fast as the wind.
OK. That's just what I wanted to talk about, Gareth.
Sit down and calm down.
Do you think you would be able to run to London?
Sure, Lieutenant Carlo.
OK, so set out on your way.
Stand up! I want you to go to the Emirates Stadium and bring Özil back.
At your command, Lieutenan Carlo!
OK, come one!
Run, Gareth! Run!
Jenny!
Don't look at me, damn it! Run!
***, ***!