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Hi there guys, how ya doing? how ya doing?
I've got this thing about facebook that I love stalking people
This is not news to anybody, I'm sure you all love stalking people too
I'm a lil' bit nebby
It's a nice stalking it's I care about you enough to stalk you on facebook but not talk
to you in real life
I have to explain, I don't just stalk people coz I'm a staker, coz I'm some crazy malicious,
vicious stalker
these are people like I've been told about them through friends of friends or there's
someone's potential new girlfriend or potential new friend or whatever
and to get an overall idea of what this person looks like, I like to flick through their
photos
It's happening more and more that when I stalk these new people and I have a little flick
through their facebook photos at the end of it I still have absolutely no idea who they
are because they only show me one photo, one pose
and it's this one
the arm
the smile without any teeth
and with the eyes
and when a person pulls the same pose every time you don't even get an overall idea of
that person
coz they're just this thing that they aren't even are in real life, you don't even know
what their teeth look like or anything
I could bump into this girl on the street who I've been stalking with her photos and
then actually not even know that that's that person because the only pose I ever saw was
this
It's not annoying, it's just funny
it's like if you look through my photos they're like...
like seriously on my facebook there's every angle, I've been tagged in some photos where
I'm like whoaa
you wanna do it from that angle? alright mate, at your own peril
These girls- I just don't know how they do it, I don't think I could re-create the same
pose in every photo I just can't do it
it just shows that you've got a bit more personality if you've got lots of different styles of
facebook photos or anything
and I have no problem with people doing the pose
coz I've probably done it once in a while and it's a very flattering pose, when I stand
like this, it's my best side
and you get my arm at it's slimmest, coz it's not a very slim arm so it's good when it's
slim, if it could ever be slim
and if I can't see your teeth ever I feel like I won't recognise you in real life
I wouldn't want to encourage this type of behaviour
and I think that everybody has an amazing personality that they need to show
and if that's what they're choosing to show on facebook, it says a lot more about you
than the photos do
or maybe I should just stalk less, just get off facebook Ruth, probably solves it
and that was the Truth from Ruth
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