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I like you when I'm sick 'cause you're like a saltine
You make me feel better, you know what I mean? But it's more than just that, and since I'm
no slacker, I'll tell you the ten reasons you remind me
of a cracker.
Number one: you're kind of a square. Number two: I don't want to share (you).
Number three: you're salty not sweet. Number four: you're tasty to eat.
Before I go on, I should probably say That I like you when I'm healthy (every day)
But like a saltine, you're even better when I'm sick.
You settle my stomach, you always do the trick.
Number five: you come with a crunch. Number six: I like you a bunch.
Number seven: you look good in sleeves. Number eight: I hate when you leave.
I hope I can be a saltine for you, too, A little surprise to put in life's stew,
But for now, I'll just finish telling you why
You're my saltine and the apple of my eye.
Number nine: you make sure I'm fed. Number ten: I like you in bed.