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Sailor Moo's adventures!
- I said WAIT UP! - Nope!
Look! A fun person with a hat!
My ladies and slaves. Today I'm gonna show you something new super fun.
Like this. Yes that is how you massage the ball. It'll make it clean and tasty.
Don't use butter when cooking it, because it WILL turn out badly.
- Queen Morrhårr. - Now what?
You called me?
Ah, Mr. Puré. I didn't recognize you at first with that blonde hair. It was better black.
It was never black but... yeah...
I don't give a *** about your hair. What happend with the contract you promised me?
Or have you forgotten that you were suppose to help me with my stocks?
Eh, yeah actually I had forgotten about that.... my bad
Noo...
Noo!
Ah, the alarm is on!
Oh no, I had a dream that I was dead. It was WONDERFUL!
I don't want to look for a job! I don't want to! Mommy, I don't want to!
So, has anyone in the class had sex yet then?
- Yepp. - Ah, Gurkan! You've had sex?
Would you like to tell the class how it happend?
- Sure. It was actually with UsaCows mom. - ***!
Take a break with a banana!
- This might be inappropriate, but I think I'm in love with her. - Oh dear, oh dear
Flying Nun. Flying over the city. Flying Nun. Flying- Huh?
Oh, maybe I could work here with you? I'm looking for a job?
Do you want to know who's ugly? I'll point at her.
That old fart was a real ***. So I was like "I'll go play videogames instead".
- I think they're closed... or not. But anyway - Findus! You're here today?
Yeah, I was hanging with the pals, but then I was like "screw that. I'm gonna go play videogames instead"
- I see. - Hey, got any cash on you?
Nope, I'm actually looking for a job actually.
- You and a job? What's wrong with this picture? - That's nice...
Watch your step so you don't fall over ***.
Uh, what was that?
- Where have you been? - Hang on, I've got a bug in my shoe.
- Holy ***!
Alright Jörgen. Now you'll walk up to her and tell her of-
No. No... Confrontations are bad
Or yes. I have to... Or no, it's stupid.
Yes! I must!
U: If you've got something to say then get the *** over here. J: I am coming!
U: So you came over here, you think you're so god damn cool J: You are so god damn stupid! Do you think shoe attacking is FUNNY?
U: You're the one who's dumb! It's just a little shoe! J: You throw shoes thinking you're cool - but you're not!
U: You have a tiny ***! You have a tiny ***! J: You have NO ***! Ugly hair!
U: Don't you think I SEE how small your *** is? I've seen plenty! J: Yellow hair! I mean yellow, what the ***?
U: You braindead piece of ***! Just coming over here like-- J: And you're like... like ugly... and... yeah...
U: Shut up! You're ugly and you have a small ***! Yeah I said it!
I'm hungry again. What are we gonna eat?
Hands up or I blow your brains out, ***!
Hey, daddy!
Oops. Hello there sweetie. I tought you were someone else.
- Oooh, you mean mom? - Eeh, noo... it wasn't really.. but...
Look! Bags!
- Yeah, they were some nice bags, dad. - Thank you, I--
OH LOOKIE! Kittycat! Kitshichiskithkiikoo!
Ignore it. It's braindead.
- Come on, UsaCow! Guess the animal! - Runki. You've got issues.
Not as big as yours thou. Guess you pooed in your locker?
Hey, guys! Wanna join us on a run?
That's rude...
Are we going out tonight then? Hey?
Yes, sure. You're paying I hope?
You havn't been engaged. So I thought we could do some training-
Whaat? No, I'm going to the pub tonight. That won't work.
- I can't keep fighting! I could die, you know! - Yes, but didn't you say this morning how you hate living?
Nah, it was just my period talking.
Screw it then! You are fired!
You see that car, right?
Ow
They made me stand like this for 3 hours, just because they couldn't find a christmas tree!
- Stooop it! Don't be like that when I'm-- - Stop in the name of the law-
What the hell? Open! There we go!
- My name is Sailor Moo! - Have you payed for this corse?
No, but I saw your prices and that's why I'm going to *** you now!
When you say it like that I can't help but feel sad...
I'm green.
What the heeell? I was just going to punish her alittle bit, and suddently she's a monster!? God damn it!
Stop being so dramatic! Are you zombies now or what?
That was fun... Um, you're alive by the way? I thought I killed you?
You did. But I'm back... for some reason...
- Hurray! - But since you killed me, you're on your own! Sayonara!
Nooh! Shoo! Away!
Hello? Good morning?
STOP IIITTT!
Don't blame it on the floor!
Are you gonna kill her today?
Lunis! You survived!
Not the wall to!?
What have i done!?
Oh dear.
This means... Meh, I don't know.
Thanks for today.
- Noo, don't follow me Lunis! - I WILL!
UsaCows mom... don't want to date me!?
Nope. *** happens. But I was gonna go to McDonalds!
I'm having a biiig cheeseburger! YUM!
- I'm going home... - But we were gonna eat cheeseburgers?
- Whazzup whazzup whazzup? - Usacow! I promise not to hit on your mom anymore...
Or do I? .... Yeah... maybe... some... other... time... but... no... or... no... yeah... yes... fine. I lied.
- It's cool. I don't care either way. - You're right! You should never give up on love!
I'l keep fighting for her heart! Yepp! Onwards, Umino! Eh, I mean Gurkan.
- Whaat? No you are not! She's pregnant right now and--
Oh my god, how did she get pregnant!? Wait for me Gurkaa---
IIII SUUUUCK
- Have you ever been with a woman? - What?
- You know. Been with a woman? - No, why do you ask?
- Just curious. - Curious?
- Forget it. - Why do you ask?
Forget it. I just got an impulse. Just asking.
My god, just asking? Of corse, I haven't been with a woman. Why would I want to do that?
- You tell me. - What a stupid question...
- A change. - What?
You might want to try something new, it's totally different with women.
- Neh. They're writing so much *** in here. - Who?
The sunday paper writes "The new girl friend sex takes you to higher grounds"
- That's disturbing. - Right, it's messed up.
Or maybe it's not that bad really... you're the same gender, you know each other. You know what the other wants...
They WRITE i mean. But what do they know, they just want to sell magazines...
- You know that's a piece of *** magazine, right? - Of corse. Totally. Sick.
What else does it say...?