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[Music]
He is Dooncan McCow...
...the Highland Cow Keychain.
Purchased in 2008, in the Highlands of Scotland...
...and he is still intact.
He is inanimate.
For six months he has been an adventurer...
...a blogger...
...a wanderer...
...constantly pranking other inanimates...
...in an effort to stave off boredom.
The winner gets bragging rights...
...and the sweet spot on the couch.
I am his flatmate...
...content to observe and record his antics...
...and interfere whenever fire is involved.
I wish he'd move out.
At least for now there is only one...
...Dooncan McCow, the Highland Cow.