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Welcome to Gay Subtext For Beginners.
Here we shall attempt to count...
how many times HG checks out Myka.
By the time you've read this we've already witnessed 2 "longing glances."
Check out number 1!
Arm touching & intense stares!
Attempted asphyxiation & intense stares!
Super intense stare...
Super intense longing glances!
Breathlessness... Do Myka's cheeks looked flushed?
Ear touching...
Invasion of personal space & eye lock...
Mutual respect and smirking...
Tear wiping. Okay, not strictly subtext...
Knowing nods after bisexual revelations...
Check out number 2 and an intense one at that...
Hand stroking ! ! !
The "OMG, I think I might be gay" moment...
Intense stare downs.
Secret glances... and hurt feelings. No wonder HG tried to destroy the world!
Major check out number... ***, I've lost count. Must be like 200 by now!
HG gives Myka her address... Gay code for "Visit me. Anytime. I'm available... to you."
Oh no, the betrayal! Don't worry Myka. She still loves you! Her priorities just need readjusting...
Yup, she can destroy the world but she can't kill Myka. If that isn't love, I don't know what is!
Here endeth the lesson. Thanks to everyone involved!