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Following the events that we have discussed in the previous vlog, Collateral Pictures has undergone some radical changes.
-Goodnight everyone. I'm Jacopo.
-And I'm Nicolò.
-In this vlog, the first one after Flimsy, we will discuss about Collateral Pictures
Since when we've suspended the project, most of us is gone towards an uncertain future.
But we've changed job. For example, I'm a postman now.
-I'm blind now... I do what I can...
-It's an occupation.
And Federico...
-Father Federico...
A blind man, a postman and a priest!
-Come, come!
It's terrifying!
It's such a terrible thing...
-Help him?
-Yes, help him!
-Kill him!
-We made this pathetic introduction... very sad...
-Very sad
-To tell you that we're still alive
-Women, stay calm, he's not a priest!
-It's carnival! I'm wearing a shirt, he plays the postman and he plays the priest.
Yeah, you know, the shirt is an awesome dress. Especially for carnival parties!
Anyways...
-Today, dear brothers....
It's the one year anniversary.... from the birth...
-Sorry!
-Today, it's the Collateral Pictures Facebook page one year anniversary. Let's pray.
-Hail Mary, full of grace... we have to do this for real?
-No. No, you can take your sit now brothers.
-Thank you.
-AMEN
-Apart from this blasphemous part... vaguely blasphemous...
So, today it's the Collateral Pictures one year anniversary as father Federico told us earlier
We promised you a few little surprises... very little ones
-Since we've got a priest here....
So, since we've got a priest: annuntio vobis gaudium magnum habemus a new channel
Collateral Pictures created this new YouTube channel called The Screening Room
The Screening Room will be the place where we will upload our finished works
-He's got epilepsy!
-So, we will upload every new video...
-Are there any songs?
-There are a lot of intros and songs we made
Because we can't use copyrighted songs or they will kick our ***, you know
That's true.
...the door's open! Oh ***!
-Oh ***!
-Starting from today we will upload our videos. So everytime you see one of these click on it!
And you'll end up in our screening room. Here's the link!
-Here's the link again!
That's where we will upload our new films, videos and everything, as the postman Jacopo also known as Sergia said before
From movies, to tv series and songs. What we do.
It will be full of good stuff, you'll see.
So, the good news... apart from ***... is that...
He's got hands. Unbelievable.
So, we've got this new amazing channel on YouTube.
Visit is and be sure to subscribe. Watch the videos, they'll be a lot of fun, as always.
-And with this we conclude. However, with the new channel we've got a new email address
Because the videos won't be made just by us. With The Screening Room you all can send us your videos and we'll show them on YouTube so that you can gain some fame
This doesn't mean we steal your videos, of course we will write the credits and your name will be highlighted.
You can contact us by sending messages to our new email
And of course send us the link to your videos so we can watch it and if it gets approved it might end up being advertised on our channel!
-Obviously, videos of rolling cats and kids on skateboards on highways won't be uploaded.
-Even if they're very funny
-Yep. So they'll be used for personal use.
-Holy cow!
-By father Federico!
-Yeah, I admit I always watch video of rolling cats...
-Especially kids videos!
-Magic of transformation
-Sim sala-min!
-So, thank you for following us
-Many kisses!
-Thank you mom!
-With that said, we thank you very much and remind that we will upload the FLIMSY episodes in here
And of course a lot of other videos we're working on but we can't talk about them yet
Vlogs are beautiful because of the place we shot them
-We shoot... Fan often asked: Where do you shoot your vlogs?
-We've got the question. Read it
-We've got the question. Read it
-He's so hot... hem... not this one... where do you shoot your beautiful vlogs?
Well, dear Martina...
-Dear Martina from Pesaro!
-Here it says Catania
-Dear Martina from Catania... we've got fans from Catania?
So many...
I only you could see how many questions we've got...
We shoot in an abandoned construction site in old Bari, where the father of the cousin of the porter...
-We shoot in my grandmother's basement in Parma, where she keeps bottles of wine!
-Don't tell them! This way we've answered to another fan... Giuseppe from Modena who asks: do you shoot in Jacopo's grandmother's basement where she keeps the wine?
-And the answer is yes.
-Bravo Giuseppe. You won a FLIMSY t-shirt.
-Give us your address, email, 13 euros, we print it and we'll send you the t-shirt signed by us!
I'd say to answer to one last question. You answer this time.
-Ok so, question number... 946... that barks...
What the ***...?!
-You said: the question that barks!
-ANSWER ME!
-Ok then. Question number 946: when do you stop this *** video?
We stop it now! Do I stop it?
Live. Yes, live! I stop the video.
-I hope that someone will denounce us after seeing this video