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(Really long The Dangerous Board Games theme)
The game with a bunch of people going around on a Life board. Yup
First
we have
over here, in the yellow car, a driving instructor, and a driving student
at the driving school. They are learning... well, she's learning how to drive.
Here we have a family with a single mom
her two children
and their grandma. They live in a barn.
Then we have this group of girl's night out.
They are going to the mall over here.
The last person they picked up was the passenger, Janet
who lives in a church.
With a wedding.
With a wedding
standing nearby.
-Here we have the group of friends -Rich friends
Rich...super rich friends
That live in a mansion
This passenger, who lives in a mansion; her name is...
...Jolene.
and Jolene lives in a Super Mansion. And everyone else is really jealous of her.
They are going...
See, money!
...to see these people
with lots of money.
about a pig.
Then we have guy's night out.
with the
-forest explorer. -who is with the forest explorer. -and they're going to see the goat
-Yeah, they're going to see this goat. -This goat that is eating the mall.
-Then, finally, we have a double date -Who live in a not as exciting mansion as this one.
-They are going to the beach, right over here. -They are going to the beach. -With a dead person in a towel. And a whale
And a spinny thing that kills people
when they go on it.
So we begin with
the driving student
All right, you have to learn to drive well, and I am here to instruct you.
-Okay -I--I thought she was female.
She is.
-Oh, let's go! -Yeah.
Now drive forward real slow. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
That was pretty good.
I must say.
-Now let's go get a snack -But I don't want to
Oh, I forgot to mention.
You have a fifty thousand dollar fine
To pay
-I only have twenty thousand. UUUH! -Who's that on the bill?
I think it's some sort of president or something.
WHOA!
Money! Fifty thousand dollars!
I have your fifty thousand dollars!
Oh, my gosh!
-Thanks for all the money. -Okay, that will be your fee. -Yeah, yeah, I lied about the fifty.
I'm taking all the money.
OK!
Let's go grab a snack!
-yeah!
The house ate them.
I think they were the house's snack.
Okay!
Now we have a family of
four, no, three. Four, no, three! Four, no, three!
Four! This is the mother and these are her two kids
We said that
and
yeah, and they're going
off from their barn-house
to go
to visit grandpa, over here.
Yeah, this is the grandpa. Hi Grandpa!
Stop! Life!
Ta-da!
"This policy entitles you to [a] handsome annuities in huge cash benefits upon a charity if you're fortunate."
Not that you can read that.
That doesn't really matter...Life attack!
WAAH! -Oh, the irony!
We stopped on payday.
We get money!
MONEY! -There's a fire in the money! -AAH!
We're stuck on nine.
Uh, this kills people.
AAH!
Look, a wedding. Let's stop at the wedding. -That's Grandma. -Grandma, come back!
Oh, okay. I'm getting married now! -Again?
Yeah!
He's just like Grandpa!
Next,
girl's night out.
Alright, we have Janet. Let's go to the mall.
(Scattered random obnoxious teenage girl talk)
Okay, let's go.
Yep
Let's go.
MOVE IT, FREAKS!
Hey.
Oh, uh, I'm getting married.
Okay, let's go.
Uh-oh
There's a horse
and it's telling us business needs to advertise.
Oh, I have a business.
My name is Carol,
and I have the Share The Wealth business.
Oh, share the wealth!
"Give this card to any player landing in a yellow collect space."
We're sort of in yellow. Have that.
-I advertised. I'm so cool now. -Yeah! -Now we're lost in the forest.
Next, guy's night out.
Dudes, let's go to the goat. Yaaah.
-Okay, let's go, yaah. -My name is George, and I sit right here.
Let's go.
Oh, no. Arrow...
AAHH!
Money!
hot
We're stuck in a pond. The only thing we have is the life raft of...
MONEY!
But we're rich. Yahay.
Whatever. We are so much richer than you.
-River of money! -Yeah! -OAOH! -And then stock!
Okay, I claim...
-Oh, aah! -I love it when it rains money!
I love it so much, 'cause I'm so rich, and, totally
AAH! A reaction!
And I can get so much more money.
Ah, that's a lot of money.
uh...
-Let us go, and... -Money!
Let's go around town.
Hey look, there's a group of people way over there.
We're totally gonna drive over
-Yeah, let's go. -They totally looks like a family.
I'm so rich, I'm so rich.
Hey, look, a dollar value on the road.
Collect $1,500 on old debts.
Wow, $1,500. How about 100,000? Haha!
Get out of the way! Rocket! (Money rocket sound effects)
How about, yeah, all this.
Totally.
All this.
Okay,
let's keep going. -Uh, yeah. -(Boof) -AAH!
-Next, double date. -Okay, I mean, guys, I mean, we wanna go
all the way to that beach over there. See? Over there.
And, and, it's gonna take a while to get there, so we have to go this fast...
You're going backwards.
Yes I am, 'cause I'm cool like that.
Wow!
Okay, let's go over this bridge.
Oh, no. No, no, NO! It's going to break! -AAH!
-We're in the pond! -We're floating down the river. -There's a boat! We ran over a boat!
-Whoa, we're at the beach! -We're at the beach! -With a whale...AAH! No, no, AAH!
Money. We landed in this tree.
Rubik's cube! AAH! (Random nonsensical blubbering)
Okay. Next: driver's test.
Okay, that was a delicious snack.
Let's go drive again.
Oh, no! An earthquake!
-Do you know how to handle an earthquake? -No! (Earthquake-worthy screams)