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(sounds of sputtering and struggle)
(more struggle)
(sounds of pain)
(more sputtering)
One
Thousand! (gasping)
Wow, wow, wow, wow, you do this everyday?
Yeah, it's really rewarding actually. First,...
I pray, Jesus AND Gandhi Style - just the way my guru taught me
and then second first - I drink a warm cup
of uncircumcised hedge juice. ---You look so good!
You should come health with me! ---I really want to but
full disclosure, my doctor said that my joints are impoverished and I'm missing like
two-and-a-half venticle aortas or whatever, but I want this! I want this!
It has totally clear out your blackheads!
I feel like my spinal crystals are just...
like shimmering! ---Uh, Jonas? That's your body is shutting down.
Ugh! Who cares, Jude?! I want my body to shut down too!
I wanna be free to give my will over to a guru who commands me to command myself
to obey his commands! ---Callate puta!
Jonas you know I've always admired the way you live your life so free
and open.. ---and high ---and you do seem really together for a guy that used to distill
his own urine, but
to be perfectly honest your hobo travels have tended to take you on some
Fairyland vision quests - -
That Ayahuasca retreat in Peru, Arkansas? ---Living with that family of ***
dolphins?
Volunteering for the Kucinich campaign? So you can see why I might be a
little wary of this guru thing.
plus you do seem to be having a seizure right now. ---I don't think so
look at his eyes beneath the glaucoma?
I think thats conviction!
Right Joanie? ----mmm mmm, yes...
He does seem really sober and very moisturized
I'm actually very very high right now
but a only half as high as I could be and
afterwards I take the kale ---That is so smart.
I am so impressed by the new Ayurvedic you!
I ate my animal familiar. Scrumptious
Hey is that why you're here? Did you hear my psychic cries for help?
Yes! I thought maybe you were interested Forever Living!
....also I'm getting married
in a marriage! ----OH MY GOD!
To Gabriel? The one from the vegan milita with the double forehead?
I thought he got deported!
Oh no. Not him. We broke up. I'm fine. He's actually dead.
I'm marrying my guru!
and lover. We are loving each other.
Oh wow. How did you guys meet?
Well, I...I mean we actually
were at an incantation together. And he saw me.
And he whispered in my ear that everything about me
and about my body in my face and life
was completely wrong. But that if I changed myself for him
he might be able to love me inside. And I did.
And he does! And now we are!
Awwww! ---{choking sound} ---What was that?
Sorry. Sometimes a little clump my Chacra gets caught in my sinal cavities.
No no-no. Um, when you closed your eyes.
Oh this? This is just something I had done so when my guru
stroke lover gazes into my eyes he can be reminded us himself
He told me I thought it would be a really good idea
You guys should meet him! Why don't you come to our engagement party. We want to share
the glad tidings to all of our friends who are
definitely not in a cult. ---Of course, when is it?
Tonight
{party music}
Oh hey, do you know if they have Jordan's almonds at this party?
They're my favorite.
{party music}
{party music}
{baby cry}