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Announcer: And now, it’s time for: Anybody’s Guess! (Music in background)
Host: Welcome to The Anybody’s Guess where people come together to test their knowledge of well…knowledge **Applause**
Host: My name is Jack Getback and I'll be your host today. Let's meet our first guest.
Host: Our first guest hails from…. the planet Gorgon….welcome Gorgon from Gorgon. And what is it you do Mr. Gorgon.
GORGON: Fish.
Host: ahhhh, a relaxing pastime and a fine career for some.
GORGON: Want fish
Host: Next up we have Bobbie Dimple, tell us a bit about yourself Bobbie.
Bobbie: I live in Encinitas, and I have a hunky monkey boyfriend named Ben, and I live in a dream house…
Host: And what do you do?
BOBBIE: Well I’ve done a lot, I’ve been a princess, a doctor, a nurse, and a veterinarian, a Spanish language teacher, buenas dias, a paratrooper,
and ambassador for world peace, a life guard on Baywatch, a an bus driver, and an ambassador for world peace….
Oops, did I already say that?
(Host interrupts) Thanks you thank you um you can stop now; we have to do the show you know and we only have 30 minutes.
Host: You all know how to play our game. We will have one category containing a number of questions
Each question is worth $250 Our category today is Accounting for Accounts.
Host:The first question worth $250. What do you need to use to login to your library account.
**Buzzer Sounds**
Host: Bobbie, your answer?
BOBBIE Answer: That’s simple dimple…21711 + my nine digit ID card number and my last name
Host: That is correct, you now have $250! **Crowd applause**
Host: Here’s the second question. What library tool can you use to see what items you have checked out, and renew items if you want to keep using them?
**Buzzer Sounds**
GORGON: Fish, like fish, my planet fish taste bad; water dirty, your planet taste like chicken!
Host: Uh well we deal in facts on this show. we don’t do much fishing for information here. I think would be a Google search. Anyone else?
**Buzzer Sounds**
Host: Bobbie?
BOBBIE: Well, I’m a lifeguard too! I’ve checked out a lot of things, tide tables, weather conditions, my boyfriend Ken, hunky monkey this kiss is for you,
(he’s watching at home in the Dreamhouse)! So I would say… That is the library My Account tool too!
Host: That’s right you can use the My Account tool to see the items you have checked out from the library or other libraries, and renew loans for many of those items! $250 more dollars for Bobbie!
Host: Here comes our third question. What library tool can you use to see the status of items you have requested from the library catalog or ordered from other libraries?
**Buzzer Sounds**
Host: Mr. Gorgon? Your answer please and please don't say fish, it's not fish.
GORGON: Flies
Host: I’m sorry that’s not right, not at all.
GORGON: No, Gorgon see fly on button, try catch with tongue.
BOBBIE-(Hits buzzer) Ewww, he’s catching bugs! That’s disgusting, and unsanitary (I am a nurse you know).
Host: Both of you are incorrect. Here comes our final question. Oh and it’s… a video mystery guest question.
Our video mystery guest hails from the remote republic of cybercrimia, he is a computer wizard, and likes to seek out and share all kinds of information. Everyone give a big welcome to our guest hacker, c0mrade!
Host: Now c0mrade would you please give us the final questions?
c0mrade: Sure fella, what am I hacking into right now?
BOBBIE: Let’s see, I see he is accessing a bank server…hey that’s my bank! And now, it looks like he is breaking into the MasterVisa computers, hey that number looks familiar….almost like mine…
And now it looks like he is accessing the Xbox Live system (Ben and I have Xbox live, we love the romances).
Well, bank account, credit card account, Xbox live account, all look like MY ACCOUNT, MY ACCOUNT, he’s breaking in to MY ACOUNTS! All of them! Ken, ken! Put on your policemen outfit HELP!
Host: That’s right and we’d give you $250 dollars, but it’s already been stolen. (Kanye Shrug from host)
Host: Well, that’s all the for time today, I’d like to thanks our contestants and audience, and a special thanks to our guest hacker for revealing himself to our cameras and the authorities.
Announcer: Watch us next time on Anybody’s Guess!
Announcer: Remember folks, you library My Accounts lets you do awesome things like request and renew books, but you have to use 21711, your nine digit ID number and your last time to use it,
and don’t forget folks, identity theft is bad for everyone, but you can’t go wrong with library My Account!
Tagline: InfoSmack: Because research is risky business