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I’m an action hero.
What are you doing?
You're eating like an ***!
I’m what..?
You’re shoving seven pieces of chips in your mouth, at the same time.
You’re eating like an ***.
Well excuse me. I thought they were there to be eaten.
Yes, I like to eat them during the entire movie. This way they’ll be gone within the first three minutes.
This way it just tastes better.
So forcing them down your throat all at once makes it taste better?
It has everything to do with texture and structure!
Oh, so now you’re a food expert?
I know enough to pleasure myself with this sophisticated way of eating!
Just eat one! One at a time!
Oh, and now you want me to conform to your style of eating?
Because your style is the superior style?!
My style is the standard style!
You know what?! Next time we just each get our own bag!
Okay!
Okay!
Tell my wife that...
Stay calm. It’ll be okay. You can tell her yourself.
Tell her..
...that I find it super annoying when she eats like an ***.
What?
You know it has everything to do with texture and structure, right?
That way it just tastes better.
Oh, maybe you should tell her you know everything better!
Maybe I will!
Boring!