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-OK.
Let's cut some costs.
-I'm Nancy.
-You're the girl Laura wants to hire?
-Well, I hope so.
I'd be so excited to work here.
And I do think that we can be best of friends.
It is incredibly rare to find a girl who
can wield a gun and deal with animal pelts
and still look great in pink at the same time.
I know I should probably tell you about my various skills,
like aerobics and computer software training.
-No need.
The CEO is in a meeting right now, and we may all get fired.
We're not hiring any more temps.
I don't know what Laura was thinking.
-Oh, well I know what Laura is thinking.
She's thinking about that Pete fellow.
-Oh, you noticed?
I'm just waiting for him to file harassment charges.
-I know what you mean.
I wish that I had a relationship that
was passionate and slightly illegal.
-What?
What relationship?
-You know, Pete and Laura.
I'll bet you they get married in the next few months or so.
They're like peas in a pod, like celery and raisins.
Peter and Pan.
Nuts and bolts.
Doing a happy dance.
Man and wife.
Pete and Laura.
They're gonna get married.
Be a bridesmaid.
Peas in a pod.
I would love to be a priest at their wedding.
Celery and raisins.
Rosetta Stone.
Nuts and bolts.
Man and wife.
They're going to get married, married, married.
Man and wife.
Married.
-And so by outsourcing our recruiting,
our accounting and our call centers to our hub
in Sheboygan--
-Oh, Pete.
Why?
Huh?
Really?
Move it.
Get out of my way.
Trash can.
Need an empty room.
Going to resist--
-Quick, there's an empty room in here.
-We were able to avoid New layoffs.
-[VOMITING]
-Maybe just one.
-[VOMITING]
-You can take that with you.
-So can we just take a minute and recognize that you
two were totally wrong.
And like everyone was like, oh, Eve Randall Oh, she's so scary.
[FALSETTO] No, Eve Randall is standing behind me.
Hey--
-Interrupting something?
-Not at all.
No.
No.
No.
-Good.
Listen, chia pet, I understand you used to run a temp agency.
-Yes.
Yes.
Yes, I did.
-OK.
Before I go to my Board and explain
why my Head of Human Acquisitions
was just whistling carrots during my meeting,
I'm going to need some help finding a replacement
for Alena, while she takes some time off.
-Oh, so you didn't fire her?
-No, the Board decided the best way
to cut costs is simply to cut the cleaning service.
But I'm keeping Alena.
She's one of the best cleaning people I've ever seen.
-That she is.
You know, I actually think we should probably
put her through employee training all over again.
I have some really fun ideas.
-Listen, mess this up and I will not only fire you,
I will put you in a raft in the Hudson River
and I will personally shoot burning arrows at you
until your raft sinks.
And after your raft sinks and you're drowning,
I'm going to go up to Grace Papaya
and get me a hot dog and an Orangina.
And while you're drowning, I'm going
to hitch a ride on the Circle Liner,
take a trip around the island and come back.
And if you're still struggling, I will jump off into the water,
swim out, and I will hold your head under the water
until there's no oxygen left in your lungs.
Got it?
-Yes.
That was both descriptive and fair.
I understand perfectly.
-Great.
Take it easy, Trouble.
-That's awesome.
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