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>> ON THIS EPISODE OF "BIG RICH
TEXAS"...
>> IT WAS NOT MY INTENT TO MAKE
HER UPSET.
>> YOU WERE CALLING ME A BAD
PARENT.
>> YEAH.
>> WE HAVE SOME THINGS TO TALK
ABOUT.
>> I'M PISSED.
YOU INTERROGATED HIM.
>> I AM CREATING MY OWN
SWIMSUITCOVER-UPCOVERUP LINE.
>> WHAT DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT
DESIGNING SWIMWEAR?
>> I'M AT THE HOSPITAL WITH
KALYN.
>> OH, MY GOD.
ARE THEY GONNA SEND HER
IN FOR SURGERY?
>> WHITNEY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.
I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
>> WHY ARE YOU HERE?
>> YOU NEED TO TAKE CONTROL OF
YOUR DAUGHTER.
>> YOU SHOULD LEAVE.
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
>> OK, KALYN, WAS THIS TRUE?
WHAT WAS WHITNEY TALKING ABOUT?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> KALYN GOT FIRED AT THE RANCH
JOB FOR BEING A ***!
SHE [BEEP] GOT FIRED FROM HER
SCOOPING [BEEP] JOB FOR OPENING
HER LEGS.
>> OH, EXCUSE ME? I MEAN, THIS
IS RIDICULOUS.
>> HALF OF IT'S NOT TRUE.
>> HEY, BONNIE, DO YOU REALLY
CONDONE THIS?
>> I THOUGHT WE WERE STAYING
OUT OF IT. BUT I THOUGHT WE
WEREN'T GONNA BE INVOLVED. WHY
DID KALYN GO TO TRY TO GET HER
*** PIERCED BY HER BOYFRIEND?
>> YEAH! ***, STAY AWAY FROM
MY BOYFRIEND!
>> I DON'T WANT YOUR [BEEP]...
>> [BOTH ARGUING]
>> [BEEP]
>> HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME
THAT YOU GOT FIRED?
>> WHO CARES? WHATEVER.
>> WHAT DID THEY SAY THEY FIRED
YOU FOR?
>> THEY FIRED ME BECAUSE I WAS
FLIRTING WITH BOYS.
>> AND HOPEFULLY JUST FLIRTING,
BUT...
>> I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH ANYONE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE HAD A LONG
NIGHT, AND I'M OVER IT. SO CAN
WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS IN THE
MORNING?
>> WELL, WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT
WHEN I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT,
AND I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
TOMORROW.
>> GOOD.
>> I WON'T LET KALYN GET AWAY
WITH THIS AGAIN. CLEARLY AS HER
GODMOTHER I NEED TO DO
SOMETHING DIFFERENT. MAYBE I
NEED TO COME DOWN HARDER ON
HER. I DON'T KNOW, BUT I WILL
NOT BE HUMILIATED AGAIN.
DON'T THINK THAT YOU'VE ESCAPED
A CONVERSATION.
>> WHATEVER.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE GOING
TO BE WORKING WITH LIFE'S A
PAGEANT AGAIN.
>> PLEASE TRY TO HURRY. I'M
GETTING CAR SICK.
>> MY NEW FIONA FROST BOOK,
"ORDER OF THE BLACK MOON," IS
COMING OUT, AND I'M REALLY
EXCITED BECAUSE I WANT TO BE
THE NEXT J.K. ROWLING.
>> I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WEAR A
TOP HAT.
>> AWW.
THE MAIN SUSPECTS OF THE BOOK
ARE A TEEN VAMPIRE CULT. SO I'M
HAVING A VAMPIRE-THEMED LAUNCH
PARTY.
ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TO FIND THE
VAMPIRE STUFF. THAT IS BAD ***!
THE STRIPPER SHOES. YOU BETTER
TAKE THOSE SHOES OFF.
>> DO YOU THINK THAT WOULD FIT?
>> A SKANKY VAMPIRE.
WHITNEY AND I NEED TO FIND GOOD
COSTUMES, AND THIS GIVES ME A
CHANCE TO HANG OUT WITH MY
LITTLE PUMPKIN.
HOW CAN WE MAKE THIS VAMPIRE?
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER.
PLEASE WEAR THAT.
>> IT ALSO GIVES ME A CHANCE TO
FIND OUT WHY WHITNEY WENT AFTER
KALYN LAST NIGHT. THIS ONE'S
REALLY CUTE. WHY WERE YOU SO
MAD AT THE PARTY? WHY DID YOU
GO OFF ON KALYN? I THOUGHT YOU
SAID SHE WASN'T WORTH IT.
>> ME AND BOOGER GOT INTO AN
ARGUMENT. HE SAID WE WERE MOVING
TOO FAST, AND I STORMED OFF. I
WAS TELLING NIKKI ABOUT THE
FIGHT, AND I TURNED AROUND, AND
THERE'S KALYN, AND I JUST WENT
OFF ON HER. SHE'S A ***.
>> YOU DON'T NEED TO BE SO
MEAN, WHITNEY.
>> WELL, SHE IS.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF
SOMEONE WENT TO JASON TO GET
HER VA-JAY-JAY PIERCED?
>> WELL, IT WOULD BE KIND OF
ODD BECAUSE HE'S NOT A BODY
PIERCER.
>> WELL, SHOW HER *** TO
JASON.
>> OBVIOUSLY I WOULD KILL HER.
>> EXACTLY. THAT'S WHAT
HAPPENED TO ME AT THE PARTY.
>> YOU KNOW THAT ME AND LESLIE
HAD AGREED TO NOT GET INVOLVED
WITH YOU AND KALYN'S LITTLE
SPATS--
>> WELL, SHE'S DONE AND GOT
INVOLVED. SHE LIKES TO GET IN
PEOPLE'S BUSINESS.
>> I JUST DON'T WANT TO GET IN
YOUR BUSINESS WITH YOUR FRIENDS
AND STUFF. I WANT TO GET IN YOUR
BUSINESS WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND
JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT
EVERYTHING IS OK. WHEN'S YOUR
NEXT DATE WITH YOU AND BRANDON?
>> WE LIVE TOGETHER. WE DON'T
HAVE DATES.
>> SEE? THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG.
MAYBE YOU ARE MOVING A LITTLE
BIT TOO FAST. YOU DON'T THINK?
MAYBE IF YOU WOULD ALLOW ME TO
HANG OUT WITH YOU AND
BOOGER--OH, GOD, I JUST SAID
IT. BRANDON!
>> BOOGER.
>> WELL, YOU'RE TAINTING ME.
>> YOU ARE NOT GONNA BE A THIRD
WHEEL.
>> I JUST HAVE A HARD TIME
SEEING WHAT YOU SEE IN HIM
BECAUSE RIGHT NOW HE'S JUST
THIS DUDE THAT HAS A LOT OF
TATTOOS AND THE WEIRD...
AFRICAN THING IN HIS EAR. I
KNOW IT'S NOT HIS CULTURE.
>> I DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT
WITH Y'ALL.
>> WE'LL HAVE JASON THERE, TOO.
>> NO!
>> ARE YOU EMBARRASSED BY ME?
>> I JUST DON'T WANT TO GO ON A
DATE WITH MY MOM AND DAD.
HELL, NO.
>> KALYN!
OH, MY GOD, WHY AREN'T YOU
READY?
>> I CAN'T GO. I DON'T FEEL
GOOD.
>> WHAT? ARE YOU DYING?
SINCE KALYN CAN'T SEEM TO HOLD
A JOB, SHE'S WORKING FOR ME
AGAIN AT LIFE'S A PAGEANT, BUT
ON HER FIRST DAY BACK, SHE'S
SAYING SHE'S TOO SICK TO WORK.
I DON'T THINK I BELIEVE HER.
WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT AT TERRY
COSTA. WE'RE MEETING ONE OF OUR
CLIENTS.
>> I DON'T FEEL GOOD, AND I
DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE.
>> FINE. I'M GONNA GO, BUT WE
ARE GONNA TALK ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID FOR
TODAY.
>> FINE. WHATEVER.
>> TODAY I HAVE A MEETING ABOUT
AN IDEA THAT I HAVE FOR A LINE
OF SWIMSUIT COVER-UPS. I'M
EXCITED, BUT I'M ALSO NERVOUS.
I MEAN, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO
BE A DESIGNER, BUT I'VE NEVER
TRIED IT BEFORE. BUT MY MEETING
IS WITH A WOMAN NAMED VERA
***. SHE IS NOT THE VERA ***,
BUT SHE DOES HAVE THE SAME NAME.
>> HEY! HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME.
>> OHH. YEAH, I'M GLAD I COULD
MAKE IT, TOO. THANK YOU.
>> MAY I GET SOMETHING FOR YOU?
>> YES, SOME CABERNET, PLEASE.
>> CABERNET?
>> YEAH.
>> GOOD, BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST
A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T DRINK.
>> HA HA HA!
IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I MET
YOU LAST TIME AT THE
FASHIONISTA EVENT.
>> VERA'S COMPANY TAKES A
BUSINESS IDEA AND WALKS IT
THROUGH THE MANUFACTURING
PROCESS. SO I'M MEETING WITH
HER TODAY TO SHOW HER MY IDEAS,
AND I HOPE SHE LIKES THEM.
>> SHOW ME--YEAH, SHOW ME SOME
OF THE STUFF YOU HAVE.
>> IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, I'M
NOT GONNA GET UPSET, ALTHOUGH I
MAY CRY A LITTLE BIT. I WANT YOU
TO TAKE A GOOD, HARD LOOK AT MY
STUFF.
>> SO THIS ONE, YOU WANT THE...
>> THE OPEN SLIT. GOT A BAND AT
THE WRIST.
>> OK.
>> AND THAT ONE I'M GONNA
ACTUALLY NAME AFTER MADDIE.
THAT'S MADISON.
>> ALL RIGHT. AND DRAWSTRING
RIGHT HERE.
>> RIGHT. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I THINK THESE ARE REALLY,
REALLY BEAUTIFUL, AND I THINK
THERE WILL BE A HUGE MARKET FOR
IT, BUT, YOU KNOW, ONE THING IS
THIS IS A BIG COMMITMENT. IT'S
NOT EASY TO LAUNCH A LINE.
>> I'M SO COMMITTED TO THIS
BECAUSE I'M EXCITED. I'LL DO
WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THIS
DONE.
>> I'M COMMITTED, TOO.
>> YES. YAY!
>> OK, YES.
>> I'M SO EXCITED. THANK YOU SO
MUCH.
SHE LOVES IT. I'M SO EXCITED
BECAUSE MY DREAM MAY FINALLY BE
COMING TRUE.
>> YOU MODELED BEFORE?
>> YES.
>> SO MAYBE YOU CAN MODEL SOME
OF THE PIECES YOURSELF.
>> IF I COULD WEAR A SWIMSUIT,
I WOULD DIE.
>> HA HA HA!
>> BUT, YOU KNOW, IF I WAS IN
SHAPE, MAYBE I WOULD.
>> I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE A
GREAT TEAM.
>> GREAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
BELIEVING.
>> THANK YOU.
>> THANKS.
>> WHAT IS THAT?
OK, THERE'S, LIKE, A VIDEO. IT
SAYS "BRANDON OVERBY KICKING
SOME ***," AND HE'S FIGHTING A
COP.
>> WHY ARE YOU SPYING ON HIM?
THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.
>> I'M JUST DOING MY DUE
DILIGENCE.
I THOUGHT THAT WHITNEY WOULD
HAVE MOVED BACK HOME BY NOW,
BUT SHE HASN'T. HER AND
BRANDON'S RELATIONSHIP MIGHT BE
SERIOUS. SO NOW I NEED TO GET
SERIOUS FINDING OUT ABOUT
BRANDON. OH, LOOK. I JUST FOUND
HIS BODY ART. HE HAS "DON'T
MESS WITH TEXAS" ON HIS CHEST.
>> I'M GONNA PUT "DON'T MESS
WITH WHITNEY" RIGHT HERE.
>> HA HA HA!
>> OH, THERE'S HIS *** STAMP.
NICE.
>> WHAT? WHAT DOES IT SAY?
>> "PEEKABOO." IT SAYS
"PEEKABOO" ACROSS HIS ***.
>> OH, MY GOD. ALL RIGHT. WHERE
IS THAT?
>> IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S IN HIS
PELVIC REGION, LIKE MAYBE RIGHT
IN HERE.
>> DO WE REALLY WANT TO ALLOW
WHITNEY TO BE WITH HIM? HE HAS
"PEEKABOO" ABOVE HIS *** AND
"YAY" ABOVE HIS DING-DING.
WHITNEY NEEDS TO FOCUS ON
SCHOOL, NOT THIS BOOGER DUDE.
>> IT'S LIKE PAGEANT HEAVEN.
>> WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME FIGURE
OUT HER HAIR?
>> OK. HALF UP, HALF DOWN,
CURLS ON THE VERY END?
>> IS THERE ANYTHING WE MAY
HELP YOU WITH TODAY?
>> PAGEANT GOWN.
>> DO THE BIG CIRCLE THIS TIME.
>> BROOKE, RELAX YOUR HANDS.
RELAX YOUR HANDS.
RELAX YOUR ARMS.
>> WE'LL DO THE WALK ONE MORE
TIME.
>> MAKE SURE YOU'RE DOING YOUR
FULL CIRCLE. YOU'RE NOT DOING A
HALF CIRCLE. YOU'RE GOING AND
THEN YOU'RE GOING--YOU WANT TO
MAKE SURE YOU DO...
>> AUSTIN, JUST LET HER TURN.
>> CAN I--OK, I'M HELPING..
>> HI! HOW ARE YOU?
>> WHY DON'T YOU GO GET
DRESSED, OK?
>> HI, LESLIE.
>> AWESOME AUSTIN.
CINDY TOLD ME THAT NIKKI HAS A
PAGEANT BUSINESS, AND SO I
FIGURED IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF
TIME BEFORE WE WOULD RUN INTO
EACH OTHER AT A PAGEANT STORE.
THIS IS NIKKI. JORDY. JORDY IS
MY CLIENT, AND SO--ARE YOU HER
ASSISTANT?
>> HE IS. HE'S MY LITTLE
ASSISTANT. AUSTIN, WILL YOU GO
PUT SOME OF THE DRESSES UP WE
PULLED FOR ME?
>> OK.
>> THANK YOU.
>> WOW. YOU KNOW, HE IS A GOOD
ASSISTANT.
AUSTIN, WHO IS 14 YEARS OLD,
SHOWED UP TO WORK. WHY CAN'T
KALYN? SHE'S 18. YOU'D THINK
SHE COULD. KALYN'S BEEN WORKING
WITH ME. SHE'S WORKING AT
LIFE'S A PAGEANT AGAIN.
>> OH, OK.
>> I'M GONNA GO LOOK AT SOME
SHOES FOR THE DRESS.
>> PERFECT.
>> COOL.
>> SO SHE WOULD BE HERE RIGHT
NOW, BUT SHE WAS UNDER THE
WEATHER.
>> WOW, LOOK AT THIS DRESS.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
>> THIS WOULD BE FABULOUS FOR
JORDY.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I MEAN,
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT?
>> THANK YOU.
>> I THINK IT'LL WORK FOR HER.
>> I'M GONNA GO GIVE THIS TO
HER, PUT IT IN THE DRESSING
ROOM.
>> OK, PERFECT.
>> HEY, LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
TA-DA!
>> LOOK AT THAT.
>> NO. THAT'S WAY TOO SHORT FOR
HER AGE GROUP.
>> IT MAKES ME MISS COMPETING.
>> OK! READY?
>> OH, MY GOD!
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
OH, EXCUSE ME.
HEY, TY. I'M WITH SOMEONE RIGHT
NOW.
>> OK. YEAH. WELL, I'M AT THE
HOSPITAL WITH KALYN.
>> WHAT?
>> I HAD TO CALL AN AMBULANCE.
SHE WAS, LIKE, FEELING REALLY
SICK.
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. I JUST SAW
KALYN THIS MORNING, AND KALYN
IS FINE. YOU CALLED AN
AMBULANCE?
>> AND THEY HOOKED UP A BUNCH
OF IVs TO HER ARM.
>> OH, MY GOD. OK. SO SHE HAS
AN IV. THIS IS SERIOUS.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M SO SORRY. I HAVE A FAMILY
EMERGENCY. I HAVE TO--
>> GO. GO.
>> OK. BYE, HON. TYLER, I'M ON
MY WAY.
>> HEY, GIRLS. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
>> HI.
>> JUST SITTING HERE CHATTING
ABOUT THE PARTY.
>> WELL, FIRST, I WANT TO
APOLOGIZE FOR BRINGING UP THAT
INAPPROPRIATE CONVERSATION AT
YOUR PARTY. BUT IT REALLY UPSET
ME THAT YOU WERE CALLING ME A
BAD PARENT.
I WAS FURIOUS WHEN MELISSA SAID
THAT DEE WAS GOING AROUND SAYING
I WAS BASICALLY AN ABSENTEE
MOM. DEE HITS HER KIDS.
>> SO I HAVE TO CLARIFY
SOMETHING BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO BE CONSIDERED THAT I WAS
GOSSIPING. BUT I REALLY WANT TO
SAY YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB
BECAUSE ALEX IS A GREAT KID. I
GUESS WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR
DAUGHTERS, YOUR MOTHERLY
INSTINCTS TAKE OVER AND YOU'RE
GONNA GO THERE.
>> YEAH.
ONE THING I CAN SAY, ALL OF US
HAVE THE BEST INTERESTS OF EACH
KID.
I COULD GET INTO IT WITH
CINDY, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO
FIGHT WITH HER LAST NIGHT, AND
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT WITH HER
NOW. IF CINDY LETS ME PARENT MY
WAY AND I LET CINDY PARENT HER
WAY, I FIGURE WE'RE GOOD.
WE AGREE TO DISAGREE ON
PARENTING, DON'T WE?
>> YEAH.
I STILL HATE THAT I SAW DEE HIT
HER KID, AND I DON'T CONDONE
THAT, BUT I DON'T THINK I'LL
EVER GET THROUGH TO DEE SO
I JUST HOPE FOR THE BEST FOR
HER KIDS.
>> YOU KNOW I'M HANDS ON,
YOU'RE HANDS OFF
>> I KNOW.
>> OOH, THERE'S A BEE...
[BUZZING]
>> AAH!
I HATE BEES. I HATE BEES. IS IT
ON ME? IS IT ON ME?
>> NO, IT'S GONE.
>> DAMN IT.
>> IS SHE OK?
>> THEY WOULDN'T GIVE ME ANY
INFORMATION.
>> SO YOU KNOW NOTHING?
HI.
>> YES, MA'AM, HOW CAN I HELP
YOU?
>> I'M HERE TO SEE KALYN BRAUN.
SHE WAS JUST CHECKED IN. I'M
HER GODMOTHER.
>> OK. I AM NOT ALLOWED TO
RELEASE INFORMATION TO ANYBODY
BUT IMMEDIATE FAMILY, BUT I
WOULD BE GLAD FOR YOU GUYS TO
HAVE A SEAT RIGHT OVER THERE.
>> OK.
>> I'M SO SORRY. JUST HAVE A
SEAT FOR ME, PLEASE.
>> I MEAN, ARE THEY GONNA SEND
HER IN FOR SURGERY? ARE THEY
EVEN GONNA LET US KNOW?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> I KNOW THAT THERE IS, LIKE,
WEIRD LAWS. I DON'T CARE.
KALYN IS MY GODDAUGHTER. I
MEAN, I UNDERSTAND THEY'RE NOT
GONNA SHOW ME HER CHART, BUT
THEY'RE GIVING ME ZERO
INFORMATION.
IT'S WEIRD NOT KNOWING ANYTHING.
>> I LIKE THIS WEATHER. I THINK
THIS IS FINE.
>> WELL, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
>> TELL US.
>> I AM CREATING MY OWN
SWIMSUIT COVER-UP LINE.
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
>> THANK YOU. I'M VERY EXCITED
ABOUT IT.
>> WHO IS HELPING YOU DESIGN--
>> WELL, ACTUALLY, I DESIGN MY
OWN, SO I SKETCHED THEM OUT,
AND I HIRED A BUSINESS
CONSULTANT. HER NAME IS VERA
***.
>> WOW, VERA ***?
>> SORRY, NOT THAT VERA ***,
BUT HER NAME IS VERA ***,
THOUGH. BUT IT'S NOT HER. SO
IT'S ACTUALLY COSTING ME A
LITTLE MORE THAN I ANTICIPATED,
BUT...
>> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU
JUST GOT TO DO WHAT YOU GOT TO
DO IN YOUR BUSINESS, EVEN IF YOU
START GETTING INVESTORS.
>> I'M NOT ASKING YOU GUYS, BUT
IF YOU GUYS ARE, LIKE--IF YOU
KNOW PEOPLE THAT WANT TO DO
INVESTMENTS OR--
>> OH, I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO,
YES.
>> WELL, I MEAN...I MIGHT
POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO DO IT.
>> THAT WOULD BE GREAT,
SERIOUSLY. SO THE ONLY PROBLEM
IS I HAVEN'T TOLD MADDIE YET.
>> OOH. ARE YOU KIDDING?
>> I'M SURE SHE WILL BE EXCITED.
>> I THINK SHE'LL IMMEDIATELY
THINK PROBABLY WOULD TAKE TIME
AWAY FROM HER, AND SHE'S ONLY
GOT TWO MORE YEARS AT HOME.
>> THIS IS A WAY TO LET MADDIE
GAIN SOME INDEPENDENCE OF HER
OWN.
>> I MANAGE TO RUN MY BUSINESS
AND MAKE MY KIDS MY TOP
PRIORITY. YEAH, WE CAN HANDLE
IT. LET'S JUGGLE SOME BALLS,
GIRLS. WE'RE GOOD AT THAT. HA
HA HA!
>> WELL, YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT.
>> YEAH, THANK YOU.
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT TIME IS IT?
>> OH. IT'S LIKE 3:15.
>> I HAVE TO GO. OK, SO I WILL
GET BACK WITH YOU.
>> OK. ALL RIGHT. JUST LET ME
KNOW.
>> THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
>> THANK YOU.
>> I LOVE YOU, BABY.
>> BYE, GUYS. GOOD TALKING.
>> SEE YOU LATER.
>> SO YOU THINK YOU'RE JUST
GONNA INVEST SOME MONEY IN IT,
OR IT'S SOMETHING YOU MIGHT
REALLY BE INTERESTED IN?
>> PROBABLY NOT. WHAT DOES SHE
KNOW ABOUT DESIGNING SWIMWEAR?
IS SHE A DESIGNER? SHE DREW
SOME SKETCHES. IT WASN'T THAT
VERA ***, AND IF IT WERE, IT
MIGHT BE DIFFERENT.
>> GOING TO THE HOSPITAL WAS A
NIGHTMARE. I WAS AT HOME, AND I
STARTED FEELING REALLY BAD BACK
PAIN, AND I STARTED SCREAMING
FOR TYLER TO CALL 911. HE
CALLED THE AMBULANCE, AND THEY
RUSHED ME TO THE HOSPITAL, AND
ONCE I GOT THERE, THEY STARTED
PUTTING IVs IN ME, AND THEY
GAVE ME MORPHINE. THE DOCTORS
RAN SOME TESTS AND STARTED
TALKING ABOUT SURGERIES. IT WAS
AWFUL. I'M JUST REALLY HAPPY
THAT I'M GOING HOME.
>> I'M SO EXCITED. I LOVE
NICOLE.
>> ME, TOO.
>> I'M SO EXCITED TO BE
INTERVIEWED BY DALLAS CELEBRITY
RADIO HOST NICOLE BARRETT TO
PROMOTE THE NEW BOOK IN MY
SERIES, "FIONA FROST: ORDER OF
THE BLACK MOON." AND I'M GONNA
TAKE MADDIE ALONG BECAUSE SHE
IS THE FACE OF FIONA FROST.
YOU'RE THE BEST FIONA FROST I
COULD'VE EVER ASKED FOR.
>> THANKS.
>> EVEN IF WHITNEY'S MAD.
>> WHERE IS WHITNEY? SHE'S NOT
COMING TONIGHT?
>> SHE'S WITH "BOOGER."
BRANDON. OH, MY GOD. I ACTUALLY
FOUND *** OF BRANDON ON THE
INTERNET. THIS MUCH OF HIS ***
CRACK.
>> IF IT'S A GUY, I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S NOT REALLY ***.
>> *** CRA--MADDIE? IS THAT
MUCH *** CRACK ***?
>> YES.
>> IT GETS WORSE. IT SAYS "YAY"
RIGHT ABOVE HIS DING-DING.
>> YOU SAW HIS THING?
>> EW!
>> NO, IT WAS RIGHT ABOVE IT.
>> YAY, IT'S BIG? YAY, IT'S--I
DON'T KNOW.
>> I DON'T KNOW, AND I DON'T
WANT TO KNOW.
>> I MEAN, IF YOU PUT THAT
THERE, YOU'D BETTER BE BACKING
IT UP.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> YOU ARE LISTENING TO "THE
NICOLE BARRETT SHOW," WHAT
ELSE? AND DR. BONNIE BLOSSMAN
IS HERE, AND SHE'S GONNA TELL
US ALL ABOUT HER LATEST NOVEL.
AND MADDIE POE, WHO APPEARS ON
THE COVER OF BONNIE'S NEW BOOK.
WHAT WAS THAT EXPERIENCE LIKE?
>> IT WAS SO AWESOME. I'M SO
EXCITED THAT BONNIE CHOSE ME TO
BE ON THE COVER OF HER BOOKS.
>> BONNIE, TELL US ABOUT "ORDER
OF THE BLACK MOON."
>> THIS ONE ACTUALLY INVOLVES A
TEENAGE VAMPIRE CULT. SO HENCE
WE'RE HAVING A VAMPIRE-THEMED
LAUNCH PARTY.
>> IN ADDITION TO BEING AN
ACCOMPLISHED AUTHOR, YOU'RE
ALSO A BIOLOGY PROFESSOR. NOW,
HOW DO YOUR STUDENTS REACT
TO YOU? DO THEY WANT YOU TO
AUTOGRAPH THEIR BOOK?
>> YEAH, THEY'RE AWESOME.
>> EVERYTHING JUST SOUNDS SO
LOVELY FOR YOU.
>> IT IS. YOU KNOW, THAT PART
OF MY LIFE. I MEAN, LET'S NOT
TALK ABOUT MY DAUGHTER OR
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
>> HA HA HA!
>> OH, MY GOSH.
YOU LOOK BETTER. DO YOU FEEL
BETTER?
>> KIND OF, YEAH.
>> I WAS COMPLETELY FREAKED OUT
THAT KALYN WENT TO THE
HOSPITAL. I'VE BEEN SO ***
HER, BUT IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I
CARE FOR HER.
I WISH I WOULD HAVE BEEN
THERE WHEN YOU VERY FIRST GOT
TO THE HOSPITAL. I JUST FEEL
LIKE I HAVEN'T PROTECTED YOU
ENOUGH.
...DOCTORS BECAUSE I'M NOT
YOUR "BIO MOM."
>> THEY WEREN'T LETTING YOU
KNOW...
>> THEY WON'T TELL ME ANYTHING.
>> I KNOW.
>> THEY SAID I HAD TO TALK TO
YOU.
>> YEAH.
>> I DIDN'T WANT TO PRESS KALYN
FOR DETAILS UNTIL SHE WAS WELL
RESTED AND ABLE TO TALK ABOUT
IT. BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED.
>> WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED?
I MEAN, WHAT--WHAT WAS IT? WHAT
IS IT, EXACTLY?
>> BASICALLY, I HAVE A SEVERE
KIDNEY INFECTION.
>> OK.
>> AND THAT I STRESS MYSELF OUT
TOO BAD. I MEAN, IT WAS A
COMBINATION OF EVERYTHING. I
TRIED TELLING YOU, LIKE,
WHITNEY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE. I
JUST DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND
HER.
>> SO THAT JUST TRIGGERED IT?
>> KIND OF, YEAH, I GUESS.
I HAD A URINARY TRACT INFECTION
THAT GREW INTO A KIDNEY
INFECTION, AND WHEN I WENT INTO
THE HOSPITAL, THE DOCTOR
INFORMED ME THAT KIDNEY
INFECTIONS ARE SOMETIMES CAUSED
BY STRESS. STRESS THROWS OFF
YOUR PH BALANCE, AND THAT CAN
CAUSE KIDNEY INFECTIONS,
URINARY TRACT INFECTIONS, AND A
LOT OF OTHER INFECTIONS AS
WELL. AND I KNOW WHY I WAS
STRESSED. IT WAS BECAUSE OF ALL
THE STUFF THAT'S BEEN GOING ON
BETWEEN ME AND WHITNEY AND HOW
SHE HAS BEEN PICKING ON ME A
LOT LATELY.
>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH WHITNEY?
>> NO, I JUST--I TRY TO BE
MATURE, BUT I JUST COULDN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE.
>> I KNOW WHAT SHE DID WAS
WRONG, AND I KNOW I'M GONNA
STOP IT. I'M GOING TO TALK TO
BONNIE. THIS IS RIDICULOUS, AND
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SERIOUS
CONVERSATION ABOUT THIS. BONNIE
AND MY RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN
ROCKY LATELY, BUT WITH THIS
NEWS FROM KALYN THAT WHITNEY
SENT HER TO THE HOSPITAL, I'M
GONNA TALK TO BONNIE WHETHER
SHE LIKES IT OR NOT.
SO THIS IS NOT ENDING HERE.
IT'S NOT OVER. OK? GET SOME
REST, HON.
>> I'VE LEARNED AS MUCH AS I
CAN ABOUT BRANDON ON THE
INTERNET, BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR
ME TO TAKE MY INVESTIGATION TO
THE NEXT LEVEL.
>> HELLO.
>> BRANDON!
>> WHAT'S UP? WHITNEY'S NOT
HERE TODAY.
>> I KNOW. I JUST THOUGHT I'D
BRING YOU A SANDWICH.
>> BRING ME A SANDWICH?
>> WHY NOT?
>> OH, WELL, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH.
>> I JUST CAME BY BECAUSE I
FIGURED THAT MAYBE WE HAD SOME
THINGS TO TALK ABOUT. FIRST,
LET'S JUST GET THIS OUT OF THE
WAY. SO WHAT IS UP WITH THIS
"YAY" THING? AND WHY IS IT ON
THE INTERNET?
>> UH...I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT
ON THE INTERNET, BUT--
>> YOU. YOU PUT IT ON THERE.
>> I MIGHT HAVE.
>> YOU DID. HOW OLD WERE YOU
WHEN YOU GOT THE "PEEKABOO"
ABOVE YOUR ***?
>> 22? I'M KIND OF A GOOFY,
SILLY GUY. SOME OF MY TATTOOS
ARE KIND OF GOOFY AND SILLY.
>> DO YOU REALLY LIKE WHITNEY?
>> I LOVE WHITNEY.
>> WHAT IS WHITNEY'S FAVORITE
COLOR?
>> PINK.
>> WHAT WOULD WHITNEY RATHER
WEAR, GLITTER OR SHIMMER?
>> GLITTER.
>> ARE YOU A DRINKER OR
DESIGNATED DRIVER?
>> IF SHE DRINKS, THEN I'M
DESIGNATED DRIVER.
>> WHAT IF YOU'RE BOTH LAYING
IN BED AT NIGHT AND YOU SEE AN
ASCARIS, WHICH IS A
ROUNDWORM, CRAWLING OUT OF HER
NOSE? WOULD YOU STILL LOVE HER?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> WHAT ABOUT A TAPEWORM COMING
OUT OF HER ***?
>> THAT'S FINE WITH ME.
>> WHAT ABOUT PINWORMS?
>> PINWORMS?
>> THEY ARE LITTLE ROUNDWORMS
THAT INFECT THE COLON, AND THE
FEMALES COME OUT AT NIGHT AND
LAY EGGS IN THE PERIANAL AREA.
I TEACH PARASITOLOGY. THESE
THINGS ARE JUST IN MY HEAD. I
JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT IF
THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO HER
THAT YOU'RE THERE.
>> I LOVE WHITNEY FOR WHITNEY.
DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING. I
WOULD TAKE CARE OF HER NO MATTER
WHAT.
>> HMM. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU
WANT?
>> TWO AT MAX.
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S GOING
TO DO TO HER BODY?
>> I DO.
>> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
PLASTIC SURGERY?
>> I'M ALL ABOUT IT.
>> LET'S SEE. UM...ONE MORE
QUESTION. EVERY CHRISTMAS, WE
DRESS UP IN CHRISTMAS
CHARACTERS AND GO OUT.
>> MM-HMM.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BE?
>> I CAN BE AN ELF.
>> AND YOU'LL DO THAT?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> BECAUSE MY HUSBAND
WON'T DO IT.
>> OH, I'LL DO IT.
>> OK. HMM.
>> I CAN'T GO OUT TONIGHT. I
REALLY DON'T FEEL GOOD. HEY,
I'M GONNA CALL YOU BACK.
>> BOO.
>> HEY.
>> HI! I BROUGHT YOU BALLOONS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
>> I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST NOT
GOOD, TO BE HONEST.
>> I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
LIKE, LITERALLY, MY HEART, IF
YOU COULD HAVE FELT IT, IT WAS,
LIKE, BEATING THROUGH MY CHEST.
>> THANKS FOR CARING.
>> WHAT WAS THE DIAGNOSIS AT
THE HOSPITAL?
>> I GOT A URINARY TRACT
INFECTION THAT TURNED INTO A
KIDNEY INFECTION.
>> SO, SINCE YOU'RE NOT FEELING
WELL, ARE YOU NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO MAKE IT TO BONNIE'S BOOK
PARTY?
>> I REALLY WISH I COULD, BUT I
DON'T THINK I CAN. I JUST--
>> IT'S PROBABLY BETTER IF YOU
DON'T SEE WHITNEY.
>> I MEAN, I GOT SICK BECAUSE
OF WHITNEY, BECAUSE I WAS SO
UNBELIEVABLY STRESSED FROM ALL
OF HER CRAP. IT GOT ME TO THE
POINT WHERE I WASN'T SLEEPING
ANYMORE, I STOPPED EATING, AND
I GOT SICK FROM IT. JUST EVERY
SINGLE TIME THAT WE ARE IN A
ROOM, SHE HAS TO START DRAMA
AND CAUSE TENSION.
>> AND IT'S NOT ONLY AWFUL FOR
YOU, BUT IT'S AWFUL FOR
EVERYONE.
>> AWFUL FOR EVERYBODY.
>> YOU CAN WALK INTO
A ROOM, AND THE FIGHT HAS
STARTED ALREADY JUST BECAUSE YOU
WALKED IN.
>> SHE IS A CLASSLESS ***.
SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO ACT IN
PUBLIC.
>> SHE SUCKS.
>> GO AHEAD, BREAK.
WHOA. SO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE
COMING UP?
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> I HAVE--I AM RELEASING MY
SECOND VOLUME OF FIONA FROST.
IT'S CALLED "ORDER OF THE BLACK
MOON," AND IT'S GOT A VAMPIRE
THEME TO IT BECAUSE IT'S, LIKE,
A TEENAGED VAMPIRE CULT THAT
ARE THE MAIN SUSPECTS. SO I'M
GONNA HAVE A LAUNCH PARTY.
>> I PIERCE A LOT OF SOCCER
MOMS AND THEIR DAUGHTERS AND
THINGS LIKE THAT, SO I CAN KEEP
ONE OF YOUR BOOKS UP HERE AND
HELP PROMOTE IT IF YOU WANT.
>> YEAH! THAT'S AWESOME. AND
THEN YOU CAN INVITE THEM TO
THE LAUNCH PARTY, TOO?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> OH, MAN, THAT'S AWESOME.
I'M HAPPY THAT BRANDON IS GONNA
PROMOTE MY BOOK, AND I HAVE TO
ADMIT THAT BRANDON MIGHT BE
KIND OF COOL.
>> I BET IT'S HARD WRITING A
BOOK, HUH? TAKES SOME TIME?
>> YEAH, IT'LL TAKE FOREVER,
PRETTY MUCH.
>> HOW MANY HAVE YOU WRITTEN,
NOW?
>> THIS WILL BE MY SIXTH.
>> 6.
>> BUT ONLY SECOND OF FIONA
FROST.
>> RIGHT.
>> IT'S DOING REALLY, REALLY
GOOD.
OH, MY GOD, THAT IS AWESOME.
SEE IF YOU CAN PLAY POOL WHILE
YOU'RE WEARING IT.
>> 10 BUCKS.
>> DID I MAKE ANYTHING?
>> NO.
>> SERIOUSLY CAN'T SEE.
>> HA HA HA! ALL RIGHT.
>> NO ONE'S OUT ON THE GOLF
COURSE TODAY.
>> NO. I RESERVED IT JUST FOR
US.
>> SERIOUSLY?
>> NO.
>> OH. THAT WAS SO SWEET.
I REALIZE LESLIE'S BEEN UNDER A
LOT OF STRESS BECAUSE OF
KALYN'S ILLNESS. SO I AGREED TO
GO OUT TO THE GOLF COURSE AND
HELP LESLIE BLOW OFF SOME STEAM.
>> MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THEY
HEARD WE WERE GONNA BE OUT.
>> YEAH. THEY KNEW THEY WOULD
BE HERE FOREVER. RIGHT.
>> OK, SO MY GOLF INSTRUCTOR
SAYS TO BEND YOUR KNEES AND
STICK YOUR BUTT OUT.
>> RIGHT. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
THEY ALWAYS SAY. I WONDER WHY
THEY SAY THAT.
>> YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO!
>> SO HOW IS KALYN DOING?
>> I MEAN, SHE IS JUST WORN OUT.
>> WHAT CAUSED ALL THAT?
>> STRESS. SHE'S STRESSED OUT.
FROM WHITNEY.
>> SERIOUSLY?
>> THEY'VE ALWAYS HAD SOME
PROBLEMS. AND EVEN THOUGH KALYN
ACTS LIKE SHE'S A TOUGH COOKIE,
SHE CAN'T TAKE IT.
>> HAVE YOU CALLED BONNIE?
>> OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
>> AND WHAT DID SHE SAY ABOUT
IT?
>> SHE WON'T TALK TO ME.
>> SHE WON'T?
>> SHE'S SAYING NOTHING. I HAVE
NO IDEA.
>> SHE WON'T RETURN YOUR PHONE
CALLS?
>> NO. NO. BUT YOU KNOW, THIS
ISN'T THE FIRST TIME THAT THIS
HAS HAPPENED. WHITNEY BREAKS UP
WITH TYLER, AND OF COURSE,
BONNIE AND I GOT INTO SOME BIG,
HUGE, YOU KNOW, SCUTTLEBUTT
OVER THAT, AND SHE WOULDN'T
ANSWER MY CALLS. WE MADE UP.
EVERYTHING WAS WONDERFUL. WE
AGREED TO NOT GET INVOLVED IN
OUR KIDS' LIVES.
>> BUT NOW SHE'S GETTING
INVOLVED AGAIN? IT DOES SEEM
LIKE SHE LIKES TO HOLD GRUDGES,
THOUGH. I MEAN, I'VE TRIED TO
BE NICE TO HER AFTER THE
BARBECUE THING. SHE'S STILL A
LITTLE STANDOFFISH. YOU NEED TO
GET HER SOMEPLACE WHERE YOU CAN
HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT ALL
OF THIS.
>> SHE DID INVITE ME TO HER
VAMPIRE PARTY.
>> OK, WELL, THAT'S A PERFECT
VENUE.
>> REALLY?
>> JUST DON'T GET IN A FIGHT,
BUT YOU COULD GO THERE AND TELL
HER YOU WANT TO TALK TO HER,
AND SHE HAS NO PLACE TO RUN.
SHE'LL HAVE TO TALK YOU ABOUT
IT.
>> CINDY'S RIGHT. I NEED TO
STAND UP FOR KALYN AND DO
WHATEVER IT TAKES
TO PROTECT HER.
>> I'LL HAVE YOUR BACK, AND--
>> YOU WILL?
>> YEAH.
>> BECAUSE WE KNOW I DON'T HAVE
ONE.
>> RIGHT. YEAH, YOU HAVE NO
BACKBONE, AND THAT'S ONE THING
THAT I'M GONNA TEACH YOU TO
HAVE, SOME BACKBONE. SERIOUSLY.
>> WELL, LET'S GO HAVE A DRINK.
>> ACTUALLY, ALCOHOL MAKES IT
EASIER TO GET A BACKBONE.
>> SO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO DO
ANYTHING TONIGHT? YOU'RE NOT
HANGING OUT WITH THE GIRLS?
>> I WANTED TO GET A MANICURE.
HA HA HA!
>> THAT'S FINE. I LIKE HANGING
OUT WITH YOU.
>> ME, TOO.
>> SO, ANYTHING GOING ON?
>> YOU KNOW KALYN WAS IN THE
HOSPITAL.
>> MM-HMM.
>> IT WAS A...URINARY TRACT
INFECTION THAT TURNED INTO A
KIDNEY INFECTION BECAUSE OF ALL
THE STRESS THAT, LIKE, WHITNEY
WAS CAUSING HER, THAT'S WHY IT
HAPPENED.
>> THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID?
>> YEAH.
>> FROM NOW ON, IF YOU HEAR
THINGS FROM KALYN, COME ASK ME
FIRST SO I CAN TELL YOU IF IT'S
REAL OR NOT, BECAUSE THAT IS
NOT TRUE. YOU CANNOT GET A
KIDNEY INFECTION FROM STRESS.
>> WHAT ABOUT A URINARY TRACT
INFECTION?
>> WELL, A URINARY TRACT
INFECTION IS BASICALLY
BACTERIA, AND THERE ARE
DIFFERENT WAYS TO GET UTIs.
SOME OF THEM CAN BE ***.
>> SO WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT IT
WAS STRESS, THEN?
>> I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, MAYBE
SHE WAS EMBARRASSED. YOU KNOW I
LOVE KALYN. I ADORE HER, BUT IT
JUST SEEMS LIKE SHE'S KIND OF
GONE A LITTLE WAYWARD.
I'M CONCERNED ABOUT KALYN'S
HEALTH ISSUES, BUT I'M EVEN
MORE CONCERNED ABOUT KALYN
GIVING MADDIE MISINFORMATION
ABOUT *** HEALTH.
YOU JUST NEED TO BE CAREFUL
BECAUSE--AND DON'T BECOME
LITTLE PROMISCUOUS LIKE KALYN
HAS BECAUSE LOOK WHAT HAPPENS.
>> YEAH.
>> WELL, I'VE BEEN WANTING TO
TELL YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> I'M CREATING MY OWN SWIMSUIT
COVER-UP LINE.
>> THAT'S REALLY COOL.
>> YEAH.
>> I KNOW YOU'VE WANTED TO DO
THIS...
>> I REALLY HAVE.
>> SO HAVE YOU GOT, LIKE,
DESIGNS DONE AND STUFF?
>> I'VE DONE ALL MY SKETCHES.
>> SO IS THAT GONNA TAKE A LOT
OF TIME AWAY?
>> WHY, ARE YOU WORRIED IT'S
GONNA TAKE TIME AWAY FROM YOU?
>> YEAH.
>> WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME?
>> WITH WHAT?
>> WELL, LIKE, YOU COULD MAYBE
SKETCH A FEW IF YOU WANTED.
>> YOU HAVE TO PUT MY NAME ON
THE LINE, THOUGH. HOW ABOUT M&M
DESIGNS?
>> HEY, THAT'S CUTE. WE'LL BE
LITTLE PARTNERS...
LIKE WE ALWAYS ARE. THANK YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
>> CAREFUL--WET NAILS.
>> MMM.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S MY
TREAT. LET'S GO IN HERE.
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
>> SERIOUSLY?
>> YES. WILL THAT MAKE YOU FEEL
BETTER?
>> YEAH.
>> FORGIVE ME?
>> YEP.
>> I FEEL SO BAD FOR NOT
BELIEVING KALYN WHEN SHE WAS
SICK, BUT NOW THAT SHE'S
FEELING BETTER, I'M GONNA TAKE
HER FOR A LITTLE RETAIL THERAPY.
>> OH, MY GOSH. LOOK AT THIS.
>> OK, THAT--[GASP]
>> IT'S BIG AND GAUDY, AND I
LOVE IT.
>> LET'S SEE WHAT...
OH, MY GOD, IT'S YOU.
>> I KNOW.
>> OK.
>> I WANT IT.
>> REALLY? DONE.
>> DONE. THIS IS A KIDS'
SECTION, RIGHT?
>> THEY'RE JUNIOR SIZES.
>> OK, I WAS ABOUT TO SAY, UM,
I THINK THIS WILL FIT MY LEFT
BUTT CHEEK.
>> HA HA!
KALYN, THAT LOOKS LIKE IT'S
FOR--
>> FOR A TEENYBOPPER?
>> YEAH. EVEN THOUGH YOU
TECHNICALLY ARE STILL A
TEENAGER, A TEENAGER WHO IS
BEING TERRORIZED BY A
24-YEAR-OLD. YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO CALL BONNIE. I CALLED
HER, LIKE, 20 TIMES AND TEXTED
HER.
>> SHE'S NOT ANSWERING?
>> SHE WON'T RESPOND AT ALL.
SHE DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO
WITH ME. AND ALL I WANTED TO DO
WAS TO TALK TO HER ABOUT
WHITNEY IN A SOUND, REASONABLE
WAY. SO IF SHE WON'T ANSWER MY
PHONE CALLS, THEN I'M JUST GONNA
HAVE TO FIND HER. BONNIE IS
HAVING THIS BOOK EVENT, AND I'M
GONNA GO AND TALK TO BONNIE.
I JUST WANT TO SEE IF SHE CAN
REALLY TALK TO WHITNEY.
>> I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT YOU
STEPPED IN AND KIND OF STOOD UP
FOR ME.
>> NO ONE'S GONNA HURT YOU. NO
ONE IS GONNA HARASS YOU. THAT IS
NEVER GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU AGAIN.
>> CUTE?
>> I WANT IT. CAN I GET THAT
FOR ME?
>> OF COURSE.
>> OK.
>> I'M BORROWING IT, THOUGH.
>> FINE. OK, THANK YOU.
>> HI! HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M PISSED.
>> WHY?
>> WHY DID YOU GO UP TO
BRANDON'S WORK? WHY ARE YOU
GOING UP THERE?
>> UM, BECAUSE YOU'RE DATING
HIM AND I JUST WANT TO GET TO
KNOW HIM MORE.
>> DID YOUR MOM DO THAT WITH
YOU AND JASON?
>> YOU KNOW, I HUNG OUT WITH
HIM. IT WAS A GOOD AFTERNOON.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE MAD.
>> YOU INTERROGATED HIM.
>> I BROUGHT HIM A SANDWICH.
HE LOOKED HUNGRY.
>> HE DOES NOT LOOK HUNGRY.
I FEED HIM.
>> I WENT UP THERE JUST TO GET
TO KNOW BRANDON. I WOULD THINK
THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO
ENCOURAGE THAT.
>> DOES HE JUST SHOW UP HERE
WITHOUT ME?
>> HE COULD...AS LONG AS HE
BRINGS ME A SANDWICH.
I AM TOTALLY MAKING AN EFFORT
TO GET TO KNOW HIM. I ACTUALLY
LIKE HIM. I'M STARTING TO LIKE
HIM. I HAVEN'T COMMITTED TO A
FULL-ON LIKE. WHY DON'T YOU
INVITE HIM TO THE BOOK LAUNCH
PARTY? THAT WAY, WE CAN ALL
HANG OUT AND GET TO KNOW EACH
OTHER BETTER.
I KNOW MY BOOK LAUNCH PARTY IS
OPEN TO THE PUBLIC, BUT BRANDON
PROBABLY WANTS AN INVITATION
FROM THE AUTHOR HERSELF.
>> I KNOW YOU WANT TO BE J.K.
ROWLING, BUT YOU'RE NOT THERE
QUITE YET.
>> OH, I'M THERE, GIRL. I'M
THERE.
>> I'LL ASK HIM.
>> OK. DO YOU WANT TO BRANDON
TO COME TO MY LAUNCH PARTY?
[WHIMPERS]
OK. HE SAID YES. HE'S ON BOARD.
HERE. NO. HIGH FIVE. THERE WE
GO.
>> WE CAN MAKE A PICNIC.
>> HA HA HA!
>> COUNTRY FOLK MIGHT LIKE IT.
>> CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS WITH
THE TWO FLOWERS ON THE ***?
>> ONE WAS JUST ON YOUR COOCA.
IT'S LIKE A SWEET LITTLE FLOWER
DOWN THERE.
>> OH, MY GOD. LIKE THIS?
>> OW.
>> MAYBE. IF I DON'T HIT YOU?
>> YEAH.
>> WHOOPSIE. SO ARE YOU EXCITED
ABOUT THE PARTY TONIGHT?
>> YES. ARE YOU GONNA DRESS UP?
>> OF COURSE. WHERE ELSE AM I
GONNA WEAR FANGS TO?
>> JUST DON'T EMBARRASS ME.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? LIKE, HOW
WILL I EMBARRASS YOU?
>> YOU'LL TRY TO DRESS LIKE A
SEXY VAMPIRE.
>> WELL, EVERYBODY ELSE IS
GONNA BE SEXY VAMPIRES. WHY
CAN'T I?
>> BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD.
>> WHAT? I'M NOT--HOW AM I OLD?
>> YOU WERE BORN IN THE SIXTIES.
>> UH, LATE SIXTIES.
>> YOU WISH.
>> HA HA HA!
NOW THAT MADDIE IS ON BOARD
WITH MY BUSINESS, IT MAKES ME
SO HAPPY. I CAN'T WAIT TO SHARE
THIS VENTURE WITH HER.
>> I MEAN, THIS IS FUN
GETTING TO BE, LIKE, A PART OF
THIS...
>> YOU CAN HELP. LIKE,
SERIOUSLY, YOUR HELP IS HELPING
ME CREATE THIS LINE.
>> I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
>> THANK YOU, BABY.
>> I HAD SO MUCH SUCCESS WITH
THE FIRST FIONA FROST BOOK THAT
I'M GOING ALL OUT FOR THE
LAUNCH PARTY OF THE SECOND
BOOK. CASTLE SETTING, CATERED
FOOD, THE WORKS.
WHY IS HE WORKING AND MY KIDS
ARE NOT?
>> IT'S OK. THIS IS AWESOME, BY
THE WAY.
>> THANK YOU.
>> VERY COOL.
>> THANK YOU, BRANDON, FOR
COMING. I REALLY, REALLY
APPRECIATE IT.
>> SO YOU APPROVE NOW?
>> YES! I ALREADY SAID I
APPROVE. NOW I REALLY DO
BECAUSE HE WORKS HARDER THAN MY
KIDS DO.
>> NOT A PROBLEM. TOLD YOU I'D
COME.
>> I'LL GIVE YOU A HUG. THANK
YOU.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> SERIOUSLY, GUYS, I REALLY
WANT THIS SERIES TO TAKE OFF,
BETTER THAN NANCY DREW.
>> THIS IS THE START RIGHT HERE.
>> BETTER THAN NANCY DREW.
>> 1, 2, 3...BETTER THAN NANCY
DREW!
>> HERE WE GO.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
>> THAT'S AWESOME.
>> CAN YOU SEE ME? [BEEP]!
>> SO THE NEXT BOOK IS GONNA BE
A SERIAL KILLER. DID YOU CATCH
THAT?
>> UH, YEAH.
>> IT'S GONNA COME TO GODLEY
GROVE. AND I THOUGHT ABOUT
MAKING IT TWINS.
>> OH, THERE IT IS. OH, YEAH.
WHOO! THAT'S GREAT.
>> LOOK AT YOU!
>> HI.
>> LET ME SEE YOUR EYES.
>> OH!
>> THOSE LOOK GOOD.
>> OH, LET ME SEE YOUR TEETH.
>> YEAH.
>> THANKS FOR COMING.
>> NOT A PROBLEM. YOU LIKE
BEING A VAMPIRE?
>> MM-HMM. HOW ABOUT YOU?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> FIONA'S HERE!
[CHEERING]
>> I LOVE YOU!
>> I LOVE YOU.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH. EXCUSE
ME! CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION,
EVERYBODY? I JUST WANT TO THANK
YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE FOR THE
LAUNCH PARTY OF FIONA FROST
VOLUME 2, "ORDER OF THE BLACK
MOON."
[CHEERING]
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S GO INTO
THE OTHER ROOM FOR A READING BY
MISS BEAUTIFUL FIONA FROST.
COME ON.
[CHEERING]
>> "PLEASE STOP," I MOANED,
REACHING FOR MY LEG IN AGONY.
THE PAIN FROM MY LEG HITTING
THE FRAME QUICKLY SUBSIDED AS
THE ADRENALINE KICKED IN AND MY
BODY FELT NUMB.
[APPLAUSE]
>> WHO WANTS THE FIRST COPY?
>> ME!
>> HERE YOU GO.
>> STILL LOOK OK? HA HA HA!
>> OH, MY GOD. IT'S REALLY HER.
IT'S REALLY HER.
>> IT'S REALLY ME.
>> I DOUBTED IT FOR A SECOND,
BUT YEAH.
>> YOU'RE IN THE PRESENCE OF
FIONA RIGHT NOW.
>> I LOVE THE NEW BOOK COVER.
IT'S GORGEOUS, YES.
>> I WAS REALLY WORRIED ABOUT
MY PARTY, BUT IT'S TURNED OUT
EVEN BETTER THAN I IMAGINED.
>> THIS IS, LIKE, AN AMAZING
OVER-THE-TOP PARTY. YOU SHOULD
BE PROUD, SWEETHEART. YOU DID A
GREAT JOB.
>> I MEAN, I'M SO GLAD THAT IT
TURNED OUT LIKE THIS.
>> SO HOW ARE YOU HANDLING THE
WHITNEY/KALYN DEBACLE?
>> WHATEVER.
>> I THOUGHT YOU'D BE, LIKE, A
LITTLE UPSET.
>> ABOUT?
>> ABOUT KALYN BEING IN THE
HOSPITAL.
>> WELL, LESLIE HAS BEEN
CALLING ME WITH CRAZY-***
MESSAGES, LIKE, BLAMING
WHITNEY FOR CAUSING HER STRESS
AND ALL THIS [BEEP].
>> SO KALYN IS CLAIMING THAT
MISS WHITNEY GAVE HER A KIDNEY
INFECTION FROM STRESS.
>> WHAT? THAT IS THE MOST
RIDICULOUS THING EVER.
AS A BIOLOGIST WITH A PHD IN
PHYSIOLOGY, I KNOW THAT KIDNEY
INFECTIONS ARE NOT CAUSED BY
STRESS. AND IN MY PROFESSIONAL
OPINION, IN THIS CASE, IT'S
MOST LIKELY FROM KALYN SLEEPING
AROUND TOO MUCH.
>> MOM, IT'S NOT MOST LIKELY.
IT'S DEFINITELY.
>> I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE.
IT'S LIKE *** DISEASE. I'M
SORRY. AND, YOU KNOW, GIVEN
KALYN'S LIFESTYLE, WE KNOW HOW
SHE GOT IT. IT'S FROM BEING
DIRTY.
>> IS SHE REALLY [BEEP] WEARING
THAT?
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY SHE'S
HERE.
>> HI, BONNIE.
>> REALLY? A NUN OUTFIT?
>> WHAT? I'M A NUN VAMPIRE
SLAYER.
>> NOT BURNING.
>> YEAH. WELL, I THINK I HAVE
TO STAB THIS IN SOMEONE'S HEART
TO MAKE IT WORK.
>> WHY ARE YOU HERE?
>> BECAUSE I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
CALL YOU.
>> AND IF I DON'T ANSWER, MAYBE
THAT'S KIND OF A...
>> WELL, AND YOU'VE DONE IT
BEFORE.
>> RIGHT, I HAVE.
>> I KNOW, AND EVENTUALLY I GOT
THROUGH TO YOU. WHITNEY NEEDS
TO BE REINED IN.
>> WHITNEY IS 24. I'M NOT
REINING ANYTHING IN.
>> YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE
IS THE REASON THAT KALYN WENT
TO THE HOSPITAL. YOU NEED TO
TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR DAUGHTER.
>> WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO START
[BEEP] AT MY MOM'S PARTY?
>> THIS IS NOT THE TIME OR
PLACE. THERE'S PRESS HERE. I
CAN'T HAVE THIS. I--I THINK YOU
SHOULD LEAVE.
>> OK. OK. YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE
CAME HERE WITH GOOD INTENTIONS,
AND I THINK SHE ACTUALLY CAME
TO KIND OF MAKE AMENDS WITH YOU.
>> THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH
YOU. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH YOU, OK? YOU SHOULD LEAVE.
>> WE'VE BEEN ASKED TO LEAVE.
I'M TOTALLY INSULTED MYSELF.
>> WELL...
>> AND OK. LET'S GO.
>> I GUESS WE'RE LEAVING.
>> HEY! KALYN'S SAYING THAT
WHITNEY SENT HER TO THE
HOSPITAL WITH A UTI FROM STRESS?
>> IT'S ABSOLUTELY TRUE. AND IT
WAS STRESS-RELATED.
>> WHY DON'T YOU LOOK THAT UP?
BECAUSE YOU DON'T GET A UTI
FROM STRESS. YOU GET IT FROM
BEING...
>> SLEEPING AROUND.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> OH, REALLY? SHE HAS A KIDNEY
INFECTION.
>> RIGHT, THAT CAME FROM A UTI
THAT SHE GOT FROM BEING DIRTY.
HOW ABOUT THAT? BACTERIA DOES
NOT SPONTANEOUSLY GENERATE, OK?
>> I THOUGHT THAT KALYN WENT TO
THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE SHE WAS SO
STRESSED OVER WHITNEY HARASSING
AND TERRORIZING HER, BUT NOW
I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO A LITTLE
FACT CHECKING AND GET TO THE
BOTTOM OF THIS MESS.
OK, FINE.
>> DON'T EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
>> I'M REALLY SHOCKED ABOUT
BONNIE'S ATTITUDE. I AM JUST
TRYING TO PUT A STOP TO THIS
KALYN/WHITNEY DRAMA THAT SEEMS
TO KEEP ESCALATING, AND BONNIE
DOESN'T EVEN SEEM TO CARE ABOUT
IT.
>> WHATEVER. I MEAN, I'M JUST
SO OVER THAT, AND I CAN'T
BELIEVE THAT LESLIE BROUGHT ME
INTO THAT.
I'M COMPLETELY OUTRAGED BY
LESLIE'S INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR
AT MY BOOK LAUNCH PARTY.
>> SHOULD HAVE DUMPED THAT
*** A LONG TIME AGO.
>> I KNOW.
I'M TOTALLY OVER HER, BY THE
WAY.
>> ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "BIG
RICH TEXAS"...
>> I HAVE A CLOTHING LINE THAT
I'M LAUNCHING. I WANT TO GET
BIKINI-BODY READY.
>> SQUEEZE, AND YOU ARE GOOD.
>> OH, GOD.
>> LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE HAVING
FUN.
>> I WAS JUST WORKING OUT.
>> WE AGREED TO NOT BRING OUR
KIDS INTO IT, AND THEN WE DID.
>> SHE STARTED IT.
>> KALYN WENT TO BRANDON'S AND
ASKED HIM TO LOOK AT HER
***. THAT'S A ***.
>> I WANT TO HAVE YOU BAPTIZED.
BEAUTIFUL. YOUR MOTHER IS GOING
TO LOVE THIS.
>> WHAT?
>> SHE'S COMING.
>> PLEASE LET ME TALK TO YOU.
>> NO!
>> NO. NO.
>> YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! DO
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME?
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