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>>> WELCOME TO "RED E."
TONIGHT, THIS --
>> COMING UP ON "RED EYE."
DOES AIR GUITAR CAUSE
SHINGLES?
HOW NEW EVIDENCE HAS SOME
SHREDDERS HAVE SOME PEOPLE
THINKING TWICE BEFORE THEIR
NEXT SOLO.
AND IS THE WHITE HOUSE
NEGOTIATING A A SECRET
ALLIANCE WITH THE DECEPTICON?
>> WE ARE CONSULTING WITH OUR
ALLIES AND OUR PARTNERS AND WE
WILL SEE IF AN AGREEMENT CAN
BE REACHED.
>> AND FINALLY SYNCHRONIZED
WALK YOU YOU WALK -- WALKERS.
WE WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF
IT.
NONE OF THESE STORIES ON "RED
EYE" TONIGHT.
>> AND NOW LET'S WELCOME OUR
GUESTS.
SHE IS SMART.
SHE IS CUTE AND SHE IS WANTED
FOR ***.
I AM HERE WITH ALLISON
BARBER.
SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A
KILLER.
HE STINKS OF DECEMBER SPIR
RATION AND -- DESPERATION AND
CAT DANDER, JOE DEVITO AND
LEGENDARY RAPPER AND GENIUS
RA, THE RUGGED MAN.
HIS LATEST CAME OUT IN APRIL
CALLED "LEDGE ENDS NEVER DIE"
AND IF YOU DIDN'T BUY IT YOU
SHOULD DIE AND SURROUNDED BY
THE PEOPLE WHO HATE YOU MOST.
>> A BLOCK.
THE LEDE, THAT'S THE FIRST
STORY.
>> SHE BROUGHT UP RACE WHERE
IT HAD NO PLACE.
I SPEAK OF A DELIGHTFUL LADY
ON "FAMILY FEUD" WHO GAVE
QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST
ANSWER TO A SIMPLE QUESTION.
IT IS THE SUBJECT OF TONIGHT'S
--
>> IS THIS RACIST?
>> IF YOU HAVE TO ASK.
TONIGHT IN THE MOST DISTURBING
CLIP SINCE PAT SAJAK STABBED
>> ALL RIGHT. THAT WAS QUITE
POSSIBLY THE GREATEST MOMENT
IN GAME SHOW HISTORY, RA.
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT IS WORSE?
SHE IS ASSUMING ZOMBIES OR
BLOCK OR THAT OTHER WOMAN
ASSUMING ZOMBIES ARE SLOW.
THEY ARE BOTH DEROGATORY IN A
WAY.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF SHE KNEW
THIS, BUT FROM THE BEGINNING
OF SIN THAT YOU MA HISTORY
ZOMBIES WERE BASED ON
ZOO-DOO -- VOO-DOO AND WITCH
DOCTORS AND "I WALK WITH A
ZOMBIE" AND I DON'T THINK IT
WAS IN HER MIND.
MAYBE SHE SAW A WHOLE TABLE OF
BLACK PEOPLE AND BLACK, BLACK,
BLACK, AND SHE WENT CRAZY.
>> IT WAS LIKE SHE WAS
THINKING DON'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT -- DON'T SAY ANYTHING --
ARE THERE BLACK PEOPLE
AROUND?
IT IS LIKE WHETHER YOU RIDING
A MOUNTAIN BIKE AND ON A TRAIL
AND GOING FOR A ROCK AND YOU
SAY I DON'T WANT TO HIT THE
ROCK, I DON'T WANT TO HIT THE
ROCK.
>> DON'T SAY BLACK, DON'T SAY
BLACK, DON'T SAY BLACK.
>> MAYBE WE ARE NOT GIVING HER
ENOUGH CREDIT.
>> SHE WAS KNOWLEDGEABLE?
>> SHE WAS KNOWLEDGEABLE ON
THE HISTORY OF UNDER GROUND
ZOMBIE FILMING.
IT IS TRUE.
THERE ARE ZOMBIE FILMS BASED
ON HAITI.
THE HAITI FOLK LORE.
>> AND THE MOVIE WHERE HE SAID
"I AIN'T NO ZOMBIE."
>> THE ONLY ZOMBIE THAT GIRL
SAW WAS "WARM BODIES" WHERE IT
IS A WHITE ZOMBIE AND IT IS A
LOVE STORY.
THAT'S THE ONLY ZOMBIE MOVIE
SHE SEES.
>> YOU ARE ACTUALLY IN THE
***, SO YOU ARE AN EXPERT ON
RACE -- RACISM.
WAS SHE THINKING ABOUT
GANGRENE?
WOULD ZOMBIES HAVE GANGRENE?
>> NO I WILL GO WITH RACIST
AND THAT IS AN ACCEPTABLE AND
SHE SHOULD BE ASHAMED.
AND THAT'S OBVIOUSLY FROM A
*** MEMBER.
>> HONEST MISTAKE?
>> IT PROBABLY IS WHAT YOU
GUYS THINK.
MAYBE SHE WAS KNOWLEDGEABLE,
BUT THAT WOULD NEVER BE THE
FIRST THING.
DEAD?
NOBODY'S FIRST THOUGHT WAS
DEAD?
THEY WALK SLOWLY?
>> B, B, B, BLACK.
>> RACIST WOMAN.
I SAY RACIST.
>> SO WE HAVE TWO RACISTS.
JOE, HERE IS MY OTHER THEORY
IS THAT MAYBE IT WAS A COME --
COMPLIMENT.
ZOMBIES ARE IMMORTAL AND TOUGH
AND POWERFUL.
SHE WAS SAYING, OH, BLACK.
SHE HOLDS BLACKS IN HIGH
REGARD.
>> THAT'S A REALLY BAD ONE,
GREG.
I AM GOING TO VOTE FOR NOT
RACIST.
WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING ELSE
ABOUT THIS WOMAN, I WILL
ASSUME SHE IS NOT A HUGE
ZOMBIE -- SHE IS NOT LOOKING
AT FILMS MADE PRIOR TO 1932
AND I THINK THIS IS SOMETHING
THAT HAPPENS WHERE ARE YOU IN
A SITUATION WHERE YOU HOPE,
OH -- SHE MAY NOT SPEND A LOT
OF TIME AROUND BLACK PEOPLE
AND THEN SAID I HOPE I DON'T
SAY ANYTHING STUPID.
THEN SHE HAS THE THOUGHT AND
YOUR IMMEDIATE WORD
ASSOCIATION ASSOCIATION -- IT
IS LIKE THE WORST CASE
SCENARIO.
I DON'T KNOW IF I CALL THIS
RACIST.
SHE WAS NOT JUDGING ANYONE
BASED ON THEIR RACE.
IT IS NOT DEROGATORY.
WELL IT IS DEROGATORY BECAUSE
SHE WAS PUTTING ABSOLUTELY NO
THOUGHT INTO IT.
OH, ZOMBIES, BLACK PEOPLE.
>> CAN I JUST POINT OUT THEY
ARE JUST LIKE ZOMBIES?
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
IT IS CIRCUMSTANCE SHALL TOUR
RETES.
>> SHE SAID BLACK FOR EVERY
OTHER ANSWER.
BLACK, BLACK.
>> MAYBE A ZOMBIE COME ON AND
SHE SAID BLACK, BLACK.
>> I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT.
IT IS POSSIBLE IN ANOTHER
SITUATION IF YOU WOULD HAVE
ASKED HER WHAT ARE FIVE THINGS
YOU TAKE WITH YOU ON VACATION
AND SHE MIGHT HAVE SAID BLACK
BECAUSE SHE IS NOT COMFORTABLE
WITH THAT SITUATION.
>> AND SHE HAS A BLACK MAID.
>> THEN SHE IS NOT RACIST.
SHE HIRES A BLACK PERSON AND
SHE TRUSTS THEM.
>> I LOOKED INTO THIS WOMAN
AND SHE IS A PROFESSOR OF
ANTHROPOLOGY WITH A EMPHASIS
ON RITUALS.
SHE IS LOOKING AT THE HATIAN
VOLUME -- ZOMBIES FROM THE
HATIAN VOO-DOO.
>> HER DEFENSE WAS I DON'T
KNOW IF THEY ARE WHITE.
>> SHE WASN'T THINKING OF OLD
ZOMBIE MOVIES.
SHE WAS THINKING OF MICHAEL
JACKSON'S "THRILLER" AND SHE
WAS NOT SURE IF THEY ARE BLACK
OR WHITE.
>> SHE CALMED DOWN WHEN STEVE
HARVEY BLEW THE SLEEPING
POWDER IN HER FACE.
>> SHE HAS NO MEMORY OF THIS,
BY THE WAY.
SHE HAS DISAPPEARED AND WILL
SHOW UP YEARS LATER WALKING IN
THE FIELDS.
>> THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS
WHERE ALL RACISTS ARE DUMB,
BUT NOT ALL DUMB PEOPLE ARE
RACISTS.
SHE WAS JUST DUMB.
>> THAT WOULD BE THE HIGH ROAD
TO TAKE.
>> SO RACIST, NOT RACIST?
>> EH.
>> SO THAT IS THREE -- I AM
GOING WITH NOT RACIST.
I THINK SHOW WAS MORE NERVOUS
THAN RACIST.
SHE WAS NERVOUS BEING AROUND
BLACK PEOPLE.
IS THAT RACIST?
IS THAT RACIST?
COULD SHE BE INTIM DITTED, BUT
NOT RACIST?
>> WOULD YOU LET A ZOMBIE DATE
YOUR DAUGHTER?
>> THEN THEY WOULD HAVE HALF
ZOMBIES AND HALF WHITE BABIES
AND THAT IS GOOD FOR SOCIETY
BECAUSE THEY COULD LIVE
FOREVER OR HALF A FOREVER.
>> "THE WALKING DEAD" TAKES
PLACE IN GEORGIA AND I WATCH
THE SHOW AND SAY WHERE ARE THE
BLACK PEOPLE?
THIS IS GEORGIA.
WHAT WAS THAT CON CONVOLUTED
THING YOU DID EARLIER?
>> DON'T TO THAT.
DON'T DO THAT.
IT MAKES NO SENSE.
THIS IS AN INTERESTING TOPIC.
I HOPE MORE INCIDENTS HAPPEN
LIKE THIS ON "FAMILY FEUD."
>> AND THEY POSE THEM AS THE
HATFIELDS AND THE McCOYS
BEFORE THE SHOW.
THE HILLBILLY WHITE FAMILY.
>> SO THEY ARE RACIST.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> STEVE HARVEY IS A RACIST.
WE SOLVED THIS ISSUE TONIGHT.
YES, THEY ARE THE RACIST!
STRIPPED OF POWER HE TURNED TO
LAUER.
THE TORONTO TUB OF FUN ROB
FORD SAT DOWN WITH "THE TODAY
SHOW" HOST WHO LOOKS DIFFERENT
AND ADMITTED THAT HE WAS GLAD
THOUING HAPPENED DURING HIS
BENDERS.
>> LET'S SAY YOU GO ON ONE OF
THOSE BINGES AND YOUR PHONE
RINGS IN YOUR OFFICE ON A
SATURDAY NIGHT AND SOMETHING
TERRIBLE HAPPENS, A TERRORIST
ATTACK, SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
WOULD YOU BE CAPABLE TO HANDLE
IT?
>> I AM FORTUNATE THAT HASN'T
HAPPENED.
IT IS FEW ISOLATED INCIDENTS
THAT HAS HAPPENED.
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
I AM FORTUNATE THAT HASN'T
HAPPENED.
BUT IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY
AT ANYTIME.
SAY YOU GO OUT DRINKING OR YOU
ARE A DRUNK --
>> THE LIVES OF A MILLION
PEOPLE ARE NOT RESTING ON MY
DECISIONS.
>> HOLD ON.
SAY YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER WAS
KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND
YOU ARE PLATERS OUT OF YOUR --
PLASTERED OUT OF YOUR MIND AT
3:00 IN THE MORNING ARE YOU
GOING TO MAKE A DECISION?
>> HE LOOKS LIKE SAMMY TUGI.
>> I THOUGHT HE WAS TRAINING
FOR SOME SIGMUND FREUD --
>> HE DISCUSSED THE ONE TEAM
HE DID CRACK.
>> I WAS VERY, VERY
INEBRIATED.
>> WHO HASN'T HAD THAT
EXCUSE?
FORD LATER ADDRESSED THE
PROBLEM EVERYBODY WAS FOCUSED
ON.
>> I HAVE A WEIGHT ISSUE AND I
HAVE BEEN TRAINING EVERY DAY.
ALL I CAN SAY, MATT, ACTIONS
SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.
I INVITE YOU TO COME BACK --
GIVE ME FIVE OR SIX MONTHS AND
IF PEOPLE DON'T SEE A
DIFFERENCE I WILL LEAVE MY
WORK.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAS BEEN
REFLECTING ON HIS BEHAVIOR
LATELY?
THAT AD IS NOTHING.
RA, YOU ALMOST HAVE TO ADMIRE
HIS ABILITY TO ADMIT HIS FLAWS
AND THEN TURN THEM INTO LIKE A
POWER.
I DON'T WANT HIM TO GO AWAY.
>> HE HAS MORE EXCUSES THAN
HALF OF THE RAPPERS I WORK
WITH.
HE LOOKS ALMOST LIKE THE WHITE
RICK ROSS, ACTUALLY.
WE PULL A [BLEEP] OUT.
CAN I STHAI?
>> YEAH, AND THEN I TELL THEM
IT IS SLANG FOR A WATER
BOTTLE.
>> YOU PUT ME NEXT TO THESE
UGLY GUYS AND I AM TRYING TO
GET OVER THERE.
YEAH, THE MAYOR, HE IS QUITE A
CHARACTER.
TORONTO IS A GOOD CITY.
SHE A FUNNY DUDE. SMOKING
CRACK MAYORS, THEY ARE ALL
CRAZY.
A LOT OF MAYORS SMOKE CRACK.
IT IS THE PREFERRED DRUG FOR
MAYORS.
>> WHY IS THAT?
ARE THEY IN A HURRY?
>> HAVE I A PRESS CONFERENCE.
>> YOU CAN'T DO *** BECAUSE
THAT LASTS FOR HOURS AS WE
KNOW.
>> HOW MUCH COKE WAS JOE BIDEN
DMOGHT -- DOING IN THE DEBATE
WITH PAUL RYAN?
HE COULD HAVE DONE CRACK
FIRST.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
AND WHEN HE SAID THIS IS A BIG
[BLEEP] DEAL HE WAS ON CRACK.
WE WILL BLEEP THAT OUT.
ALLISON, TORONTO IS IN GOOD
SHAPE, LOW UNEMPLOYMENT AND
HIGH REAL ESTATE PRICES.
COULD IT BE THAT CRACK IS
GOOD?
>> MAYBE.
A FUN FACT HIS APPROVAL
RATINGS ARE 44% WHICH IS FIVE
POINTS HIGHER THAN PRESIDENT
OBAMA.
CRACK IS DOING SOMETHING
POSITIVE FOR HIM.
MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE NOTE.
>> PRESIDENT OBAMA SHOULD GO
BACK TO DOING COKE.
>> OR CRACK.
CLEARLY THAT IS THE MORE
EFFECTIVE DRUG OF CHOICE.
ASK MARION BARRY.
HE IS BACK IN OFFICE.
>> PRESIDENT OBAMA DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY WHO DOES
CRACK.
>> CRACK IS COKE.
>> BUT A DIFFERENT KIND.
>> COME ON.
IT IS A DIFFERENT KIND.
>> ANDY, TELL US ABOUT THIS,
MAN WHO HAS TWO CATS.
>> YOU SEE, YOU TAKE THE
ROCK -- I'LL TELL YOU LATER.
GET A SPOON.
>> ANDY --
>> HOW MANY FOX VIEWERS DON'T
KNOW HOW TO COOK THE CRACK?
>> THEY DO.
HOW DO YOU THINK THEY STAY
UP?
FORD IS RESPONSIBLE FOR 2.7
MILLION AND YOU ARE
RESPONSIBLE FOR ALMOST
NOTHING.
IT PUTS THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE
DON'T YOU THINK?
HE IS ACHIEVING SO MUCH WHILE
HIGH AND YET YOU SOBER DO SO
LITTLE.
>> IT REALLY DOES?
I DON'T KNOW.
MY FAVORITE PART OF THIS, WE
MENTIONED THAT HE SAID
SOMETHING ABOUT THE WEIGHT.
WHAT HE SAID IS IF I AM NOT
DOWN 30 TO 40 POUNDS I WILL
EAT MY WORDS.
THAT WON'T HELP.
>> YOU KNOW THERE ARE NO
CALORIES IN WORDS.
SILLY MAN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?
HE IS HIDING BEHIND HIS
WEIGHT.
>> THIS GUY IS AWESOME.
HIS EXCUSES WHERE IF YOU ARE
TRYING TO EXPLAIN AWAY YOUR
USE OF CRACK *** AND YOUR
EXCUSE CONTAINS THE WORDS
DRUNKEN STUPOR, THAT'S
AWESOME.
IT IS LIKE SOMEONE GOT A DUI
AND IT IS LIKE, ALL RIGHT, I
WILL MOW MY LAWN.
THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO
DO WITH WHAT YOU ARE TALKING
ABOUT HERE.
I THINK HE IS GREAT AND THERE
IS SOMEONE WHO LOST THE
ELECTION TO HIM.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> WHAT WERE THEY DOING?
A MAN COVERED IN FECES RUNNING
THROUGH THE STREETS?
>> THAT WOULD BE AMAZING TO
FIND OUT.
WE SHOULD DOHAT RESEARCH.
WE ARE PROBABLY TOO LAZY.
CAN I JUST MAKE ONE LARGER
POINT AS A LITTLE GUY?
HE CAN'T BE FOR HIGHER TAXES
IF HE DOES COKE BECAUSE COKE
IS SO EXPENSIVE.
IN A WAY, ISN'T IT GOOD TO
HAVE A PERSON IN POWER WHO HAS
A DRUG HABIT BECAUSE THEN THEY
ARE INTERESTED IN KEEPING
TAXES LOW?
>> IN ORDER TO BE A
CONSERVATIVE YOU HAVE TO DO
CRACK IS WHAT WE LEARNED IN
THIS SHOW.
>> I WOULD RATHER HAVE
SOMEBODY HIGH ON DRUGS THAN
HIGH ON TAXES.
>> THE POLITICIANS IT SHOWS
THEM GOING TO A LOCAL DINER
WITH SLEEVES ROLLED UP AND HE
SAYS I AM A MAN OF THE
PEOPLE.
GUYS SMOKING CRACK, IT DOESN'T
GET MORE POPULAR THAN THAT.
>>> IS HE DONE OWNING A GUN?
GEORGE ZIMMERMAN WAS RELEASED
ON $9,000 BOND AFTER HIS
ARREST FOR ALLEGEDLY
THREATENING HIS GIRLFRIEND
WITH A SHOTGUN.
SHE CALLED 9-1-1 ON MONDAY TO
REPORT THAT ZIMMERMAN POINTED
THE WEAPON AT HER.
HE SMASHED A COFFEE TABLE AND
TRIED TO FORCE HER OUT OF THE
HOUSE.
TAKE A LISTEN, LISTEN TAKERS.
>> WHERE IS HIS WEAPON AT?
>> HE JUST PUT IT DOWN.
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
DO THOUGHT PUSH ME OUT OF MY
HOUSE.
PLEASE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
HE KNOWS HOW TO DO THIS.
HE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY THIS
GAME.
>> ON TUESDAY PROSECUTORS SAID
ZIMMERMAN ALSO TRIED TO CHOKE
HER LAST WEEK AND THE JUDGE
ORDERED THE MAN WHO SHOT AND
KILLED TRAYVON MARTIN TO
SURRENDER ALL OF HIS WEAPONS
AND HE NEEDED TO WEAR A
MONITORING DEVICE AND NOT
LEAVE THE STATE.
THAT IS PUNISHMENT.
FOR MORE LET'S GO TO OUR CHIEF
LEGAL CORRESPONDENT, SNEEZY
DOG.
>> IT DOESN'T HAPPEN WITH
CRACK.
RA, IN A WEIRD WAY DOES THIS
PROVE THAT ZIMMERMAN IS NOT
RACIST, JUST CRAZY?
>> I THINK HE IS A LOON GNAW
PARTICULAR.
II THINK THE WOMEN THAT GO
WITH HIM ARE LUNATICS.
THE WOMAN WHO MADE THE CALL,
IF YOU ARE DATING GEORGE
ZIMMERMAN AT THIS MOMENT IN
YOUR LIFE YOU WANT SOMETHING.
SO SHE IS A NUT JOB TOO.
>> I AGREE.
THIS IS WHAT DROVE ME NUTS
ABOUT THIS STORY WAS THAT IT
WAS MADE TO BE ABOUT RACE.
IF YOU DISAGREED ARE YOU A
RACIST OR YOU HAD TO DEFEND
ZIMMERMAN.
IT WAS LIKE THERE WERE TWO
ROADS.
THERE WAS ACTUALLY A ROAD THIS
WHOLE THING WAS CRAP.
>> THE PROBLEM WAS THE MEDIA
DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK
PEOPLE KILLED -- BEING KILLED
AND MURDERED.
BLACK PEOPLE ARE KILLED EVERY
DAY AND THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT
IT.
IT DOES PRESIDENT SELL
PAPER -- DOESN'T SELL PAPERS.
BLACK ON BLACK CRIMES DON'T
SELL PAPERS.
IF YOU PUT A RACIAL TONE ON
IT, THIS ONE KID, TRAYVON
MARTIN.
LET'S TALK ABOUT TRAYVON AND
NOT THAT THE BLACK COMMUNITY
IS HURTING EACH OTHER AND
DYING EVERY DAY.
THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE LOSS
OF BLACK LIVES.
>> AND IT ALSO DOESN'T SELL I
GUESS.
>> THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
THE ONLY REASON THEY CARE
ABOUT TRAYVON MARTIN, NOT THE
PEOPLE, BUT THE MEDIA, THE
ONLY REASON THEY CARE IS THE
RATINGS ARE HIGHER AND THE
PAPERS ARE MORE BOUGHT.
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
THEY INVADE AMERICA'S HOMES
AND SAY THIS IS THE ONLY
IMPORTANT CASE AND WHO CARES
THAT PEOPLE ARE GETTING GUNNED
DOWN IN EVERY CITY HERE AND
THERE.
THOSE LIVES AREN'T IMPORTANT.
THE ONLY LIFE THAT IS
IMPORTANT IS THE ONE THAT WILL
SELL US PAPERS.
THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH
THIS STORY.
>> I DO THINK, BACK TO THIS
STORY, I DO THINK THIS IS
SIGNIFICANT IN TERMS OF WHAT
YOU POINTED OUT.
TO SOME DEGREE IT UNDER CUTS
THE DEBATE THAT HIS -- HE WAS
RACIALLY PROFILING TRAYVON
MARTIN.
HE WAS WRONG TO GET OUT AND
FOLLOW HIM.
THIS WAS PART OF A VIOLENT
PATTERN HE HAS HAD.
HE WAS ARRESTED TWO TIMES IN
2005 FOR VIOLENT-RELATED
ISSUES.
HE HAD A SIMILAR SITUATION
WITH HIS NOW ESTRANGED WIFE A
COUPLE MONTHS AGO.
AND NOW THIS POPS UP AGAIN.
HE IS AN *** AND THAT'S WHAT
IT SHOWS.
I DO THINK TO SOME DEGREE IT
UNDER CUTS THE ARGUMENT THAT
HE WAS RACIALLY PROFILING.
HE CLEARLY EXHIBITED PATTERNS
OF BEING A VIOLENT JERK.
>> IT IS HARD FOR YOU BECAUSE
HE WAS YOUR HERO.
>> TO BE FAIR HIS GIRLFRIEND
WAS HOLDING SOME SKITTLES.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT THE GUY TO
DO?
FIRST OF ALL I BELIEVE HE
RACIALLY PROFILED TRAYVON
MARTIN.
BUT HE IS A TEXTBOOK
DEFINITION OF AN IRRESPONSIBLE
GUN OWNER.
HE KILLED A KID WHO WAS DOING
NOTHING WRONG.
HE WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT IF
HE THOUGHT -- IF HE DIDN'T
THINK HE WAS A BIG MAN WITH A
GUN.
HE IS A STEREO TYPE FOR GUN
OWNERS.
EVERY PERSON WHO SUPPORTS GUN
RIGHTS SHOULD HATE THIS GRIE.
>> I AGREE.
HAVE I TO GO TO JOE.
WE HAVE 45 SECONDS.
>> I WONDER DOES HE HAVE
INTERACTIONS THAT DON'T
INCLUDE FIREARMS?
EVERY TIME HE IS WITH ANOTHER
PERSON -- HE IS LIKE GRENADE
LAWFNER GOES WITH THAT --
LAUNCHER GOES WITH THAT.
HE IS IN THE WACKY ADVENTURES
OF SWRORNLG ZIMMERMAN.
>> IF YOU LIKE GUNS AND
BELIEVE IN PROTECTING
YOURSELF, HE IS THE WORST, THE
WORST PERSON TO DEFEND -- HE
IS BAD NEWS.
WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
COMING UP, MORE CRAP.
STICK AROUND.
BYE.
>>> HERE WE ARE.
GOD HELP ME, IT IS A SELFIE.
ITIT IS A SCREAMING ACT OF
NARCISSISM.
THANKS TO TWITTER SELFIE
JUMPED IN USAGE AND IT BEAT
TWERK AND I BANGED LOU DAABS.
THEY TRIED TO PICK SOMETHING
THAT BEST REFLECT THE TIMES.
FOR MORE LET'S GO TO THIS
TWERKING DOG.
>> WHAT A HOPELESS FLIRT.
I WAS WONDERING, WHAT DO THEY
DO TO THE DOG TO DO THAT?
WHAT DID YOU PUT UP THE DOG'S
BUTT?
HE IS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO
SHAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THERE.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF HIGH
SCHOOL SO YOU PROBABLY TAKE
MANY, MANY SELFIES.
WHY IS IT SO POPULAR?
IT IS JUST REFLECTIVE OF OUR
TIME OF PEOPLE BEING OBSESSED
WITH THEMSELVES.
>> WHEN I AM UPDATING MY MY
SPACE PAGE I GO FOR THE
SELFIE.
IT IS NARE SAW SUCCESS STICK,
BUT IT IS A TERM THAT IS FUNNY
TO SAY.
I LIKE SINGLER.
I DO IT FOR MY MOM AND STAND
IN FRONT OF HISTORIC LANDMARKS
AND SAY SINGLER AND I SEND A
PHOTO OF ME IN FRONT OF THE
WASHINGTON MONUMENT.
THAT'S BETTER THAN SELFIE
BECAUSE YOU INCLUDE YOUR
SURROUNDINGS.
A SELFIE, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY
THIS IS A WORD OVER THE YEAR
OVER HASH TAG OR THINGS THAT
ARE USED A LOT MORE ON SOCIAL
MEDIA THAN SELFIE.
>> IT IS DEFINITELY NOT
SINGLER.
SCARY STUFF.
>> I AM OUT OF ALL OF THE
TECHNOLOGY NOW AND I DON'T
EVEN HAVE AN IPHONE AND NONE
OF THAT STUFF.
I HAVE TWIT AND I AM LUCKY TO
HAVE THAT.
SELFIE SOUNDS LIKE A WEIRD
*** THING.
>> IT COULD BE.
>> WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY
SCHOOL I WENT ON A FIELD TRIP
IN 6th GRADE AND WENT IN
THE BATHROOM AND SAW A GUY
TRYING TO GIVE HIMSELF A
[BLEEP] AND SELFIE, SELFIE.
>> 90% OF MEN WHO BUY
ADJUSTABLE BEDS DO IT FOR THAT
REASON.
YOU BUY THE SPECIAL HOSPITAL
BEDS THAT GET UP LIKE THIS.
ANYWAY, I DON'T NEED TO GO ANY
FURTHER WITH WHAT WE ARE
TALKING ABOUT HERE.
YOU CAN USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
>> WHERE DO YOU GET THESE
BEDS?
>> I THINK THERE IS A
COMMERCIAL ON FOX NEWS.
>>> JOE, DO SELFIES ENCOURAGE
-- THE DUCK FACE?
IT WAS LAUNCHED FIRST BY THE
BALDWIN FAMILY.
THERE IS ALEC BALDWIN.
>> YEAH, I GUESS THAT IS
TECHNICALLY A DUCK FACE.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE -- I
WANT A GIRL WHO LOOKS TART.
THE JOB IS TO KEEP WORDS LIKE
THIS OUT.
NO THAT IS JUVENILE AND
STUPID.
IT SOUNDS LIKE A NERD WHO IS
TRYING TO APPEAL TO THE COOL
KIDS.
>> AWHILE BACK IT WAS SAID A
TRIP TO THE MOON, THEY TOOK
SIX PICTURES AND A GIRL WALKS
TO THE BATHROOM AND TOOK 17.
>> I SAW A GIRL WALKING DOWN
THE STREET THE OTHER DAY,
WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND
STOPPED AND TOOK A SELFIE.
>> I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE
DIE, GET HIT BY ARE CAYS --
>> NOT ENOUGH.
>> THEY ARE WALKING AND THEY
ARE IN PARIS OR NEW YORK AND
SAY I AM IN FRONT OF THIS AND
THEN A TRUCK GOES BOOM AND
THAT'S BECAUSE ARE YOU A NARE
SAW CYSTIC JERK.
>> I CAN JUST TALK IF YOU
WANT.
>> NO, THERE IS A POINT.
NO, I DIDN'T HAVE IT.
IT IS THE LOOK AT ME
GENERATION.
>> WE ARE THE GREATEST
GENERATION. WE LIBERATED
EUROPE AND SAVED THE WORLD
FROM HITLER AND NOW THE YOUNG
KIDS --
>> YOU ARE 75 YEARS OLD,
ANDY?
>> I MIGHT AS WELL BE.
THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN A
SELFIE IS A GUY SELFIE.
>> THAT'S WEIRD.
>> THERE ARE GROWN *** MEN
POSTING SELFIES ON INSTAGRAM.
>> THE SHIRT OFF IN THE MIRROR
D ANFLEXING.
>> THAT IS ACTUALLY HIS
TWITTER PROFILE.
>> MY FELLOW RAPPER DUDES.
SOME OF THE HOOD RAPPER DUDES,
THE TOUGH RAPPER DUDES AND I'M
ON THEIR TWITTER AND I SEE
THEM WITH THEIR SHIRT OFF --
IT IS LIKE I DON'T NEED TO SEE
THAT.
JUST RAP.
>> GERALDO.
>> I TRIED TO DO IT, BUT I
CAN'T -- I AM SO OUT OF THE
LOOP TO GET THE CAMERA TO WORK
WHEN I TRY TO DO A SELFIE I
HAVE THIS LOOK OF
CONCENTRATION ON MY FACE.
>> THE GREAT ONE IS WHEN
PEOPLE TRY TO PRETEND IT IS
NOT A SELFIE SO THEY TRY TO
MAKE SURE -- THEY ARE LIKE
THIS AND THEY TRY TO GET IT
LIKE THIS.
OH MY GOD I AM BEING PULLED.
>> THERE IS A GENERATION OF
YOUNG GIRLS WITH INCREDIBLY
STRONG FOREARMS.
JUST ONE FOREARM FROM HOLDING
UP THE PHONE.
>> DISTBUSSING.
DISGUSTING.
PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE BETTER
LOOKING THAN THEY REALLY R.
WHEN PEOPLE TAKE SELFIES THEY
SAY I LOOK GOOD AND YOU NEED
TO LOOK GOOD.
THEY OVERESTIMATE THE AMOUNT
OF INTEREST PEOPLE HAVE IN
YOUR LOOKS BECAUSE THEY ARE
MORE INTERESTED IN THEIR OWN.
WHAT HAPPENED TO UGLY PEOPLE
WHEN MIRRORS WERE INVENTED.
THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A HORRIBLE
THING.
THE GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE WERE
SAYING I TOLD YOU.
I TOLD YOU.
>> BACK IN THE DAY YOU WOULD
HAVE TO WALK TO A POND.
>> YOU HAD A JOB INTERVIEW -- --
>> THE ONLY WAY TO SEE
YOURSELF IS TO WALK TO A
POPPED.
>> YOU HAVE A BIG JOB INNED
VIEW AND YOU RUN DOWN TO THE
PUBBED PUBBED -- POND AND FIX
YOUR TIE.
>> NOW THEY DO A SELFIE AND DO
THE CGI AND TAKE THE PIMPLES
OFF.
>> TERRIBLE.
ON THAT NOTE, COMING UP, THE C
BLOCK.
TONIGHT'S C BLOCK IS SPONSORED
BY TIME.
THE INDEFINITE CONTINUED
PROGRESS OF EXISTENCE AND
EVENTS IN THE PAST, PRESENT
AND FUTURE.
THANKS, TIME.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME, GREG.
>> WHY WON'T KANYE MENTION
PRESIDENT OBAMA ANYMORE?
I DON'T KNOW.
>>> ARE BIG CATS WHERE IT IS
AT?
THEY ARE THE ULTIMATE STATUS
SYMBOL FOR SUPER RICH YOUNG
DUDES IN THE PERSIAN GULF.
THEY ARE FLAWBTING THEIR
WEALTH BY POSTING PICTURES OF
THEMSELVES ON-LINE WITH TIGERS
AND CHEETAHS.
HE HAS ONE ON TOP OF A CAR.
THERE IS SOMETHING.
ANYWAY, THIS GUY -- HE IS VERY
SPECIFIC ABOUT MY
DESCRIPTIONS.
THIS GUY HAS GAINED OVER
250,000 FOLLOWERS ON INSTAGRAM
BY REGULARLY SHOWING OFF HIS
OVERSIZED PETS.
HERE HE IS HUGGING A LION AND
RIDING ON ITS BACK.
ANYWAY, I HAVE A BIG CAT AT
HOME.
TAKE A LOOK.
>> IT IS CREEPY, BUT HE MAKES
GREAT PANCAKES IN THE
MORNING.
JOE WHEN I SEE THIS ALL I SEE
IS AMERICAN GAS MONEY GOING TO
PEOPLE WHO DON'T DO COKE.
THEY GO LIKE -- THEY DON'T
HAVE ALCOHOL AND THEY DON'T
HAVE DRUGS SO THEY SPEND IT ON
EXPENSIVE TIGERS AND CARS.
>> THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF THINGS
TO SPEND THE MONEY ON.
FIRST I WILL SAY THIS, I WOULD
RATHER -- THE ANIMALS APPEAR
TO BE TAKEN CARE OF, SO I
WOULD RATHER SEE THAT THAN
SOMEBODY ON A HUNT.
WHEN YOU SHOW GUYS SHOWING OFF
SPORTS CARS AND WE KNOW WHAT
THAT MEANS.
HOW MICROSCOPIC IS YOUR
***?
GET A CHEE GNAW IN THERE.
CHEETAH IN THERE.
>> WHEN THEY SHOWED THE GUY
WITH THE HEAD STUCK IN THE
LION'S MOUTH IT REMINDED ME OF
THE STORY RA WAS SAYING AND IT
MADE ME ANXIOUS.
>> IF YOU HAD THIS KIND OF
MONEY, DOES THIS MAKE SENSE?
>> RAPPERS IN AMERICA, LOOK AT
WHAT THEY SPEND IT ON.
I THINK IT IS KIND OF FUNNY.
THE FIRST TIME I HAVE SEEN A
PANTHER WAS L.L. COOL J ALBUM
COVER.
LOOK, THERE IS A COOL
PANTHER.
IT WASN'T EXPENSIVE LIKE THAT
AND MIKE TYSON HAD THE
PANTHERS.
YOU CAN TEACH YOU TO DO SOME
MICHAEL VICK TYPE OF STUFF AND
HAVE THE TIGER FIGHTS AND IT
WOULD BE THAT DUDE IS A G.
>> TIGER FIGHTS.
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
THAT'S A RUMOR TO START.
HE HAS TIGER FIGHTS IN THE
BASEMENT.
>> WE DEAL WITH LITTLE
PITTBULLS AND HE HAS TIGER.
>> OR UNLEASH THE TIGER ON THE
PITTBULLS.
THAT WOULD BE WRONG.
I AM AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY
AND CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD
SUGGEST OTHERWISE.
>> THE GUY IN THE SECOND PHOTO
IS SOMEBODY I AM SEEING RIGHT
NOW.
IF YOU COULD PUT THAT BACK
UP?
YES, IF I HAD THE MONEY I
WOULD TOTALLY -- NOT THAT
ONE.
HE IS LAYING OVER IT.
THERE.
IT IS RIGHT THERE.
WE ARE GOING TO DINNER AFTER
AND I HOPE IT IS NOTHING
FANCY.
IF I HAD A TON OF MONEY YOU
BET I WOULD GET A LIGER.
I WOULD GET A LIGER AND MAKE
IT DIFFERENT.
I WOULD HAVE ZEBRAS.
>> IS THAT A LION AND A
TIGER?
>> IT IS A LIGER.
>> I LOVE THIS KIND OF
ELECTRICITY.
>> I WOULD GO WITH A SLOW
LORIS.
A SLOW LORIS IS THAT AMAZING
WIDE EYED PRIMATE, BUT THEY
HAVE LIKE A GOO ON THEIR
HAPPENED SO THEY ARE ADORABLE,
BUT THEY LICK IT AND THEY PUT
IT ON YOU AND YOU DIE.
IT IS A SLOW LORIS.
IT IS A MONKEY.
>> IT IS LIKE A LEMUR.
>> SO YOU WANT TO BE THE GROWN
UP VERSION OF JUSTIN BIEBER?
>> HE HAD A MONKEY AND HE LEFT
HIM IN GERMANY.
THAT'S A EUPHEMISM.
ANDY, HAVE YOU STUPID LITTLE
CATS.
THESE MEN WOULD LAUGH AT YOU.
YOU HAVE TWO CATS.
WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?
SPARKY AND REGINALD?
>> ANYONE THAT KEEPS A JUNGLE
ANIMAL AS A PET SHOULD BE
MAULED.
THESE ANIMALS BELONG IN THE
JUNGLE.
LET THEM LIVE THEIR LIVES.
RA SAID THAT DUDE IS A G.
THAT'S SEAN HANNITY'S CATCH
PHRASE AND HE WILL BE PISSED.
>> CAUTION.
>>> NEXT TOPIC, IN A RADIO
INTERVIEW ON MONDAY KANYE WEST
SAID HE IS DONE WITH PRESIDENT
OBAMA.
KANYE SAID HE IS NOT GOING TO
MENTION THE PRESIDENT ANYMORE
AND HE FELT USED BY OBAMA
SAYING, QUOTE, THE PRESIDENT
LIKES TO USE POPEYE CONS TO BE
DOWN AND STUFF.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT
MEANS.
ON TUESDAY, YAY, RELEASED THIS
AWESOME VIDEO FOR THE SONG
"BOUND TO."
>>
♪ WHAT YOU DOING IN THE CLUB
ON A THURSDAY ♪
♪ HE SAID HE ONLY HERE FOR A
BIRTH BIRTHDAY ♪
♪ THEY ORDER CHAMPAGNE BUT
LOOK THIRSTY ♪♪
♪ JUST TURNED 30 ♪
♪♪ I KNOW I HAVE A BAD
REPUTATION ♪♪
♪♪ WOK AROUND ALWAYS MAD
REPUTATION ♪
>> HE IS AN INCREDIBLY FAST
RAPPER.
YOU I WAS HAVING A HARD TIME
MAKING OUT WHAT HE WAS SAYING
THE CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT HE
WAS SAYING?
>> IT WAS TOO DEEP.
TOO DEEP.
HIM AND KIM THOUGHT OF THAT
THEMSELVES.
LET'S GET DEEP.
>> IT WAS AMAZING.
>> STEP THE BARS UP, BOY, COME
ON.
THERE ARE GOOD RAPPERS OUT
THERE, LEGITIMATE RAPPERS THAT
CAN RAP AND THAT'S WHAT WE GET
TO SEE?
JESUS CHRIST.
>> YOU HAVE MET HIM BEFORE.
IS HE AS ERRATIC A PERSONALITY
--
>> IT WAS YEARS AND YEARS AND
YEARS.
HE WAS SELLING SOME THAINGS TO
JAY-Z.
IT WAS REMEMBER ME AND YOU AND
KANYE WAS HANGING OUT?
OH THAT'S THAT KID KANYE?
KANYE BECAME THE WORLD'S
BIGGEST HIPOCRITE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO
HIM.
ALL HE COMPLAINS ABOUT AND
WHINES AND CRIES ABOUT TOO
MUCH ATTENTION, TOO MUCH
ATTENTION, BUT EVERYTHING HE
DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO IS TO
GET TOO MUCH ATTENTION.
YOU ARE ON THERE WEARING
CONFEDERATE FLAGS.
EVERYTHING YOU DO IS -- OH
WHAT CAN I DO?
YOU MARRY THE BIGGEST
PUBLICITY *** ON THE PLANET
EARTH.
I DON'T WANT ATTENTION, BUT
YOU MARRY KIM KARDASHIAN?
>> YOU HAD THE SAME EXPERIENCE
WITH KANYE WEST.
>> I DID.
I DON'T WANT TO BRING UP
PAST -- I DON'T HAVE -- I
NEVER HUNG OUT WITH ANYBODY
COOL.
>> I CAN UNDERSTAND HE DOESN'T
WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE
PRESIDENT.
I'M SURE HE SAVES THOSE DEEP,
POLITICAL CONVERSATION WHEN'S
HE IS HOME WITH KIM.
>> IT IS LIKE "FACE THE
NA
>> I ENJOY THESE OBAMA
SUPPORTERS JUST COMING AROUND
NOW TO BE LIKE, HE WAS
DISHONEST.
IT IS LIKE, WELL, YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT THE GUY DOES.
>> THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL DO.
I AM TALKING POLITICIANS, MIND
YOU.
WHAT DID YOU THINK OF HIS
COMMENTS?
>> HE IS FINALLY ON BOARD.
HE IS A LITTLE LATE TO THE
GAME BECAUSE BIG BOY DID COME
OUT AGAINST PRESIDENT OBAMA
AWHILE AGO.
BUT I'M WITH YOU.
IT IS LIKE THEY ARE ACTING
LIKE THERE IS THIS BIG
REVELATION AND, ONE, NO ONE
CARES AT THERE POINT THAT
KANYE WEST REALIZED HE IS NOT
BEING TRUTHFUL.
>> BUT THERE ARE EDUCATED
RAPPERS THAT KNOW THE TRUTH.
THERE IS THE HELL RAZORS AND
THE WOOTANGS AND THEY ARE
EDUCATED UP ON THINGS.
AND THEN YOU HAVE THE
HOLLYWOOD RAPPERS THAT
ANYTHING THEY WANT TO DO WE
ARE COOL WITH IT.
YOU CAN SHOVE THE BLANKET OVER
THEIR FACE AND PRETEND IT IS A
GOOD THING, BUT THERE ARE
RAPPERS OUT THERE THAT KNOW
WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT.
>> AND HE IS FAIRLY
INTELLIGENT GUY.
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
I THINK HE IS A LUNATIC.
>> ANDY, LAST WORD TO YOU.
YOU WERE WATCHING THAT VIDEO
ALL DAY.
>> WE USED TO ROLL BACK IN THE
DAY AND A LOT OF THE TIMES I
WOULD SAY TO HIM, STOP IT YA.
WHAT HE IS SAYING ABOUT
PRESIDENT OBAMA IS WHAT EVERY
PERSON SHOULD BE SAYING ABOUT
EVERY POLITICIAN.
OF COURSE THEY ARE USING YOU.
HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?
I ACTUALLY THINK HE IS A
PRETTY SMART GUY AND I DON'T
KNOW HOW HE JUST FIGURED THAT
OUT.
I THINK HE IS ALSO TROLLING US
WITH THE VIDEO.
>> I THINK SO TOO.
IT WAS MEANT TO DRIVE YOU
CRAZY.
>>> WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
DON'T LEAVE YET.
HAVE I A NEW BOOK CALLED "NOT
COOL" COMING OUT IN MARCH.
YOU CAN PRE ORDER IT NOW AT
ALL BOOK RETAILERS OR GO TO G
GUTFELD.COM AND ORDER IT NOW
OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND I
WILL KILL YOU.
>>> THEY PUT THE X IN
EXECUTIVE.
BOSSES LOOKING AT *** IS A
MAJOR CAUSE OF COMPUTER
VIRUSES.
I WOULDN'T KNOW OF COURSE.
RESEARCH AT A SECURITY FIRM
FOUND 40% OF THE TIME THE
DEVICE IS USED BY THE SENIOR
MANAGEMENT WAS INFECTED BY
MALWARE BECAUSE OF ***
SURFING.
AND THEY DON'T REVEAL THE DATA
BREECHES.
I BELIEVE WE HAVE AN EXAMPLE
OF AN *** VIDEO THE EXECS
ARE WATCHING.
A WARNING.
IT IS GRAPHIC.c
NOW.
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>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
IT IS LIKE, YOU AND YOUR MOST
IMMATURE AND HAVING YOU DO THE
MOST PERMANENTLY DESTRUCTIVE
THING AT THAT AGE.
YOU COULD NEVER DO THAT.
>> NO, THIS IS ALL SUCH
RATIONAL THOUGHTS COMING FROM
THAT END OF THE TABLE.
I WAS GOING SAY GROSS.
WHY WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT IN
YOUR OFFICE?
ONE.
FIRST OF ALL, MOST OF THE
WORLD IS EXECUTIVES DOING
THIS?
IS THAT WHAT THEY ARE SAYING?
>> YES.
>> MOST DON'T EVEN HAVE AN
OFFICE DOOR WHERE ARE THEY
DOING IT?
>> YEAH, MOST ARE IN A
[CUBICAL┃CUBICLE] UNLESS THEY
GET IN -- CUBICLE SO UNLESS
YOU GET IN EARLY.
>> IT IS RIDICULOUS TO
JEPRODIZE.
>> THE ONLY *** I WATCH
BECAUSE I DON'T DO GOOD FOR
CONSERVATIVE WOMEN SO I LOOK
FOR CONSERVATIVE WOMEN ***, I
LOOK THAT UP A LOT.
>> WHY DIDN'T WE GO TO ME?
MY DAD IS WATCHING.
>> I WILL ACTUALLY GO TO THAT
WEBSITE, MY DAD IS WATCHING.
>> IT IS VERY STRANGE.
IT IS VERY STRANGE.
>> YOU GET MORE AND MORE
NICHE.
>> THEY HAVE TO BE KOREAN
GIRLS.
>> THEY HAVE TO HAVE CASH.
>> THEY HAVE TO HAVE A BROKEN
LEG AND THEY HAVE TO BE
KOREAN.
I AM TALKING ABOUT STUDYING.
I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT SEX.
ARE YOU DISGUSTING.
I HAD THIS STORY IN FRONT OF
ME FOR TWO WEEKS.
JOE.
WHY DO THEY HAVE FILTERS ON
THE COMPUTER SYSTEM?
WHY CAN'T THEY AGREE -- IT IS
LIKE IF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE
FAUCETS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
THAT CRANK OUT ***, THAT'S
NOT A GOOD THING.
SOONER OR LATER YOU HAVE TO
PUT A *** FILTER ON IT.
ISN'T THAT WHAT THIS IS?
>> YOUR CONNECTIONS ARE OFF.
>> I WANT TO TAKE BACK MY
RATIONAL THOUGHT COMMENT.
>> FIRST OF ALL THEY SHOULD
MAKE A CREDIT CARD TECHNOLOGY
WHERE THE CREDIT CARD DOESN'T
WORK IYOUR PANTS ARE OFF.
YOU ARE NOT -- NO ONE IS
MAKING A GOOD DECISION WITH
PANTS OFF.
MAYBE IT IS A BELT BUCKLE
THING OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
I AM FROM THE GENERATION WHERE
WE HAD TO GO SEARCH OUT
***.
YOU HAD TO GO SEE WHERE SOME
OLDER KIDS LEFT SOME --
>> YOU HAD TO FIND A TREE.
>> NOW THE IDEA THAT
*** IS COMING TO YOU.
YOU HAVE TO HIDE FROM IT AND
IT IS STRANGE.
ALSO THE IDEA THAT THIS IS WHY
THE I.T. GUYS ARE THE MOST
POWERFUL GUYS IN THE COMPANY.
THE CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRY #R*
CRASHING THE SERVER BECAUSE
THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO DELETE
THEIR BROWSER HISTORY.
>> I USED TO GO TO SEARS CAT
TAU LOGS WITH A PENCIL AND
ERASER AND USED TO ERASE THE
BRAS OFF --
>> I AM LAUGHING BECAUSE I
HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE
TALKING ABOUT.
>> COME ON, EVERY GUY KID DID
THAT.
I WAS BORN IN 64.
>> YOU ARE OLDER THAN ME.
>> WE HAD WEIRD MEETINGS WITH
MY FRIENDS THAT YOU SWAPPED
THE MAGAZINES YOU STOLE OR
SOMETHING.
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEBODY WHO
IS LIKE TAKE THIS ISSUES OF
JUG U.S. AND ARE LIKE THEY
DON'T HAVE ANY TEETH.
>> I HAD TO GO TO THE OLDER
PEOPLE TO GET THE MAGAZINES.
A YOUNG BOY GOING TO OLD
PEOPLE FOR A *** MAGAZINE?
THAT'S CREEPY.
>> THE BARBER SHOP.
>> WHAT OLDER GUY GAVE THE
LITTLE BOYS ***?
>> IT WASN'T A FACE-TO-FACE
TRANSACTION.
WHEN I GOT RID OF MY VHS
*** BECAUSE I HAD A
WING IN MY APARTMENT WHAT I
DID WAS WAS -- I SAID, YOU
KNOW WHAT, I THINK I WILL
HOOKUP A YOUNG PERSON.
>> I GOTTA GO.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUNNY THING
ABOUT THAT IS IN THAT'S THE
PRIMARY REASON PEOPLE HAVE
VCR'S BECAUSE OF *** YOU
DON'T WANT TO GET RID OF IT.
>> HE IS SO EXCITED THAT YOU
GIVE HIM *** AND IT IS A VHS
TAPE THAT HE CAN'T PLAY?
THAT'S MEAN.
>> WE HAVE ONE LAST
BY THE WAY, THE FIRST THING
YOU SAID TO ME WAS I THOUGHT
YOU WERE TALLER.
>> ARE YOU A SMALL DUDE.
YOU CAN'T TELL ON THIS SHOW.
HI, GREG, HOW ARE YOU?
>> I THINK PEOPLE CAN TELL I
AM SMALL.
BUT I THINK I AM SMALLER THAN
I THINK I AM.
IT GOES BACK TO WHY I DON'T DO
SELFIES BECAUSE YOU JUST SEE
BLANK SPACE.
I AM LIKE THIS BECAUSE I AM
SHORT.
BUT ANYWAY, YOU RAP VERY
FAST.
AS A RAP OWE FISH GNAW DOUGH I
CAN SAY YOU RAP VERY FAST.
>> I RAP SLOW ON CERTAIN SONGS
TOO, BUT I DON'T SIMPLIFY IT
THAT MUCH.
EVEN IF I AM RHYMING SLOW IT
IS MORE COMPLEX LYRICALLY.
>> IT IS GREAT AND FUNNY AS
HELL.
IT IS GREAT WHEN YOU HAVE A
SENSE OF HUMOR.
"MEDIA MIDGET" HAS A GREAT
CHORUS.
>> YES, A LOT OF CURSES IN
THAT CHORUS THOUGH SO YOU HAVE
TO LOOK IT UP.
>> WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE 18.
YOU RELEASED "LEGENDS NEVER
DIE" ON CASSETTE.
>> SPECIAL CASSETTE, CD,
VINYL, WE DO IT ALL.
IT IS HIP HOP.
IT IS THE ORGANIC FEEL OF HIP
HOP SO WE THREW EVERY ASPECT
OUT THERE.
THE DJ'S CAN TURN IT UP AND
BOOM BOX IT UP.
>> I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE
TALKING ABOUT.
DO YOU SELL A LOT OF
CASSETTES?
>> IT IS LIMITED EDITION.
THEY DID A THOUSAND LIMITED
SPECIAL EDITION.
>> WHEN I LISTEN TO YOU I
DON'T THINK YOU CAN BE
DESCRIBED LIKE PUT IN A
POLITICAL PEG.
I DON'T SEE YOU AS LIBERAL OR
CONSERVATIVE.
MAYBE LIBERTARIAN.
I WOULD CALL YOU SCARY SMART,
BUT ARE YOU IN TUNE TO --
>> THEY ARE ALL FULL OF -- YOU
KNOW THEY ARE ALL LIARS AND
THAT'S WHAT THEY REVERY ONE OF
THEM. I STAY BOTH SIDES.
THE LIBERALS A LOT OF TIMES
GET AWAY WITH LYING A LOT MORE
BECAUSE PEOPLE BELIEVE THEM
AND TRUST THEM AND OH GOOD
LOOKING, HANDSOME PERSON THAT
LIKES GOOD MUSIC AND A GOOD,
HIP PERSON.
A LOT OF TIMES I GO WITH THE
LIBERALS BECAUSE THEY ARE
SO -- I MEAN I AM ON FOX AND
TALKING BAD ABOUT THE
LIBERALS.
TOUCHE.
>> I TRIED TO GET YOU THERE.
IT TAKES GUTS -- IT DOESN'T
TAKE GUTS HERE, BUT IT TAKES
GUTS BECAUSE YOU ARE SAYING
SOMETHING THAT OTHER PEOPLE
DON'T SAY.
THE ALBUM IS CALLED "LEGENDS
NEVER DIE."
BUY IT.
IT IS HIGHLY ENTERTAINING.
AGAIN THOUGH, YOU MUST BE OF
AGE.
>> MAKE RECORDS FOR THE
SHEPHERDS AND NOT FOR THE
SHEEP.
ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS YOU
WILL HEAR IN YOUR LIFE.
I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL AND
REST IN PEACE, MY DADDY, THE
RECORD IS DEDICATED TO YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
>> AND THAT SONG IS GREAT.
THANK YOU.
JOE, ANDY LEVY, RA, THE RUGGED
MAN AND THAT'S IT FOR ME.
I'M GREG GUTFELD.