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Oh,
hello there
I didn't see you come in
I'm Matt in the Hat,
and I'm here to introduce you to
The Deadly Bees at Troma Night 300.
Allow me to tell you a little bit about The Deadly Bees.
I know nothing about The Deadly Bees.
This be because I've never seen it. So if I do make it to another Troma Night...
Dan! We're watching it again!
I first came to Troma Night having met some
of its attendees at a society whose name escapes me
/look at camera and wink dramatically in a knowing fashion/
Having that many people crammed into such a small area
and obliged to watch
awful films while under the influence of drugs
created...
friendships that could only be known
inside a support group for
people with Stockholm Syndrome.
That said, I wouldn't change that
experience for anything...
less than a very big pile of money.
Congratulations on reaching Troma Night 300, guys.
You deserve all the happiness in the world.
(How do I stop this thing?)