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Ladies and gentleman, put your hands together for
Katniss Everdeen,
The Girl on Fire!
Can't decide which boy I like.
Gale is buff, and Peeta's nice.
In this dystopian future,
don't know which cute dude is cuter.
Eenie, meenie, minie, moe,
I'm catching fire down below.
Two dreamboats blowin' up my phone,
I'm like a post-apocalyptic Bridget Jones.
Gale or Peeta?
It's the end of the world.
Gale or Peeta?
These books are catnip for girls.
Gale or Peeta?
A sci-fi chick fantasy.
Too much wiener.
A Battle Royale with Cheese.
Pure Velveeta.
Everybody say, "Rue!"
Rue!
Everybody say, "Rue!"
Rue!
Put three fingers in the air like you just don't care.
Give it up for my homies in District 12.
Oh, sorry about that.
I don't get to eat enough,
but somehow I'm totally buff.
You were engaged to Miley C.
so you might carry an STD.
Come on, Katniss, please pick me.
I made myself look like a tree.
Marry that tree, or your family dies.
Ew, I hate when people set me up with guys.
Gale or Peeta?
Peeta is hella cute.
Peeta fever.
But Gale's a forbidden fruit.
He's much leaner.
Hey, don't call me a fruit.
He's no genius.
I was named after a root.
O...kay.
Evil Santa has blood breath.
He laughs when kids fight to the death.
His name is Snow 'cause he's not hot.
Hey, that hurt my feelings a lot.
I can bake, but I can't swim.
God, you're a bigger wuss than Prim.
You're such a damsel in distress,
maybe you should be the one in the flaming dress.
Gale or Peeta?
You both are so poorly drawn.
Maybe neither?
Your acting's making me yawn.
He's no Brando.
Must lead the revolution.
Screw this game show.
No time for getting it on.
Ooooooooooooooooooh,
yeah.
The Key of Awesome!
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And my name is Kristin
and this is my first "Key of Awesome" video.
I didn't tell you you could say that last part
so now it is your last "Key of Awesome" video.
Ahaha.
No, she's great.
Actually, you can have the show. I quit.
Thanks, guys! And we're being adorable!
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