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bjbj > It's time to start one of my most favorite
video games ever. Yay! Crash Bandicoot! Yes. Oh yes. It's going to be great. Naughty Dog
Productions. I have never seen that before. So, yeah I uh, I'm Thane, and this is BVK,
and we are playing, well I am playing Crash Bandicoot and as usual Brendan is along with
me to help me realize what a *** I am. You know, just point out the obvious mistakes.
Exactly, but this is a really fun game and I played the sequel but I have never played
this original Crash. I pretty much grew up with Crash Bandicoot so this game is semi-emotional
to me. He's a softheart. N. Sanity Beach. Let's do this! I'm excited. This game looks
a lot more simpler than the second one but it still looks like it will be a lot of fun.
I love his... I love his face. I love how he runs. Swag, swag, swag. He does run differently!
It's weird. That's really weird. Oh I could spend like 5 minutes explaining but no I'm
not going to do that. Ok so it looks like you have lives obviously, and you have fruits.
There's no box thing. Ok, alright. Ah! Uka-uka! Ah... I miss this guy. I love this guy. Alright,
alright. You jump a little differently too. Yeah I've played this game way too much. I
know like everything about it. Ok. Well so far so good I guess... Hutabagah! I wonder
if he goes on your face after the third time, like in the second game. We will see. Get
up the hill, get up the hill .Let's go. Oh! Checkpoint. That's good. Hutabagah! Oh yeah!
You do do that. Cool. Well hopefully this game isn't too easy. Oh ***! I almost fell.
Haha better knock on wood next time. Left or right? Left or right? Right, right! Go
go go go go! Oh ***! That was close. Ok. Oooooh! Challenge time. No dammit! I didn't
get all of them. Whatever. Let's go. Ah, we're not going back. Huh. That's different too.
Teleport! Woah! Check that out. Great? Oh, shame on me. I should have gotten all of the
boxes. Whatever. That's alright, that's quite fine. Next one! Jungle rollers. Well this
is kind of weird, there's like no area where you warp to different places. I don't know,
maybe that's just the sequel. I can't expect too much out of the original, but I already
love it. I love this game. Literally my favorite game of all time. He looks like a boxer when
he is jumping. Haha. Yeah, he's like "ur, ah!" Fists up! Yeah! Hutabagah! Oh yeah, alright.
Uh! Stupid skunks. Yeah, stupid skunks. Go go go go! Run! Oh I hate these things! Whoa,
who's that? Got a lady part! Lady part? Ha-ha I like that name. Let's use that. Come on.
I'm not that... Yes! Again! Oh! Nice sound. Good thing you're invincible. Yeah it's a
good thing I am. Woooh! Oh is that a, that was an emerald! Dude I am just racking up
lives. Oh yeah, another lady part! Rawrrr! Ha-ha. Let's see. I'm not too good at this,
but, we'll try. Yeah! Uh! Ok. I wonder if they have like time trials on this game after
you beat this level. You're probably not all that aware. Brendan hasn't exactly played
Crash a lot before. Yeah. Woo! All three lady parts. Score! Bonus round. What the? What
do we get? OK. So... This is kind of boring. Well that was easy! Oh yeah and you can save
here... There we go. Hup! There we go. Go! Jump! Ermahgerd JERMP! Oh! God dangit. First
time I've got hurt. Like probably this whole game. What were your favorite games as a little
kid? Uh... I don't even know. Actually, probably I guess Star Wars Battlefront. Oh I love Battlefront.
I love that game also. Oh yeah, anyone who had that game loved it, I'm sure. Such a great
game. Yeah it was a great game. In fact, I played it a few weeks ago. Nice. I haven't
played it in a few months. I kinda want to. Alright, jump, jump, jump. Hutabagah! By far
one of my most favorite sounds in this game. Hutabagah! Yeah! Oh ***. Can I crouch? Jump
over it! I can't crouch or anything. That's ***. I can't jump over it. Well, damnit.
This is hard. Boing, boing, go! There we go. Oh great monkeys! MONKEYS! Just what I needed.
No! NO! Alright first time I have died. Are we going to have a death count? Yes! That's
one death. Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy! Hutabagah! Ooops. What? I'm an idiot. No! Ok, we're good.
We're not going to fall off the cliff this time. Now. Goodbye monkey. Oh jeez, almost
fell off again. Um...but yeah literally like I have childhood tapes where I was playing
this as like a 6 year old. The sequel of this game. This is like literally the first video
game I ever got into. Nice. Checkpoint! No no no no... and I died. No no. At least you
get more fruits. That was really stupid. Hutabagah? I can't get it. Uh-oh! Wouldn't want those
to get shoved up your butt. That would hurt! Alright, two lady parts! No! What? God, troll.
Die. Jumping on the head always works. Mario allusion? I think not. Run up this stupid
slimy green. Here we go. Monkey die. Another, no! Stop! Got him! Ok we're good, we're good.
Okay fire equals bad, don't touch! Keep note of that. Oh and another thing I really like
about this game is like you always die in the coolest way, like, not gory or anything
but like, you know, you step on fire and it incinerates you or whatever and then you're
ashes fall apart. I don't know, as a little kid I always loved that. Oh ***... What happens
now? Do I like teleport back? That s kind of like the question... Oh ok, so I go back
to the checkpoint. Well so much for that. I missed my opportunity to save. Saving in
this game is kind of weird. Whoa! What's with the yellow? The little gems? I don't know,
that's very strange. I never got the multicolored gems in this game. Alright, next level, Boulders
I'm sensing an Indiana Jones theme; I'm sensing an Indiana Jones theme. Yeah boulders. Wait
a second, oh this is a lot like... the uh... the second one. Yep! You're totally right.
Indiana Jones rip-off. Ha-ha. Run! Run Crash! Do your swag run! I was never too good at
these, so we might actually see me die a few times. Hopefully not, but, we'll see. Run!
What's our death count so far, like three? I think so. Yeah three I think. Jump! Jump!
Ooooh that's four. That s four. Four deaths. Dammit. Alright let's do this again. Let's
try this. Here we go. Who's a boss? I'm a boss. Swag walk, swag walk. Run Crash, run!
Run as if your life depends on it which it really does, run! No! Why me? Five... Gate
time, one, two, three, four, and five. Oh yeah! Checkpoint. Oh *** this is getting
harder. Looks like fun. If only we could jump this far in real life, do a tuck in mid-air.
Follow the fruit! Run, run, run, and run! Dude it's getting closer, I can feel it. It's
gaining on you. Oh I hear something! Look at that face! I always love his facial expressions.
I think I have said it before, but I will say it again. Love the facial expressions.
I missed one box? Of course I had to miss just one box. Don t you love it? Don t you
just love it? Ahhh mon. Alright Upstream I think we are at a boss pretty soon here. Because
it s usually like 5 or 6 levels before you get to the boss. Hutabagah! Oh yeah. You ve
got your protector with you. Lady part. Oh! What? Ok I didn t even mean to do that. Whatever.
Piranha! Ok. Here we go. Oh, oh, ah! No! Man. What the hell is wrong with me? You re rushing
it. Uh. Ok let s try this again. Really? Dude, you blow. Really? Of course I have to waste
my lives on something stupid. Oh my god. And I had to end on 69 fruits! Of course, why
not? And you just fell in the water again. Alright, this is making me mad. Very mad.
I m going to accomplish this. Yeah! Who s a boss? Who s a boss? Go, go ,go! Let s run
up a little mossy slope. Checkpoint! No! Not yet. Wait for the leaf to come back, you know,
wait for the leaf to float upstream. Yes! Because that s totally realistic. Exactly.
Let s do this. Ha! Lady part! Lady part! Who is that anyways? I don t know maybe Crash
s girlfriend or something. Dude she is hot. She s banging. Of course this is probably
like a dog or something. That s something I always have been confused about. Cheetah?
Yeah, what is this? Hyena? No more, no more rookie mistakes. There you go. Yeah! Oh ***.
Oh ***. Yeah! Who s a boss? Who s a boss? Third lady part! Yay! Woo! Get your bonus
round going. Now I can save. I kind of find it weird that s how you save in the game.
But, dammit! Great job. Let s just run off the edge. That didn t happen. That never happened.
And I m not at one life. I m just going to deny everything. Ok. Close. Yeah! Level complete!
What is that on his back? It s like pulsating. It s like a cancerous growth or something.
It s gross! Papu Papu! I was right it s boss I think. I think this is a boss. A village.
A village! Ha-ha! A fat boss! Beer bally, a staff. He s got ***. Oh yes and ***.
Yeah got you! Blurblubblurp! And a nice butt crack. Yes! Oh a deadly butt crack might I
add. Yeah got him. Alright. Nice butt. He s getting angry! He s angry! He s angry. Boom!
That was. What the? That wasn t weird. Definitely not. Alright guys, I m going to have to end
this video right here. We will continue with part 2 next. It was uh, this has been a lot
of fun so far! I m excited to what is coming up next. Alright, like and favorite if you
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