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Okay, now look sexy.
(Laughs) Chin down. Okay.
Stop laughing. Sorry.
A little to the left.
A little to the right.
Looking really good.
Excuse me!
Hi. Are you going to restock the craft service table downstairs?
It’s looking a little picked over.
What the hell? We’re trying to work here.
Don’t mind us. We’re just here for moral support. We’ll be super quiet. You won’t even know we’re here.
Yeah. (Crash)
My *** is suffocating in this thing.
What are you guys doing here?
Okay. Carla is the only red haired woman associated with Chunk Studios
so you need to question her.
You know, if I go too fast too soon she’s going to get suspicious.
Todd, sweetie, I am on a deadline, okay?
If my TV pilot tanks, I’m going to sink into a severe depression.
And when I’m depressed I can’t write.
And when I can’t write I can’t sell books. And if I can’t sell books I can’t pay my bills.
And if I can’t pay my bills I lose my house. And then where will you and Nelson be?
On the street.
You’ll be turning tricks on Santa Monica Boulevard
pretending not to know Nelson in the cardboard box behind you
muttering to himself while petting two imaginary cats named Frankie and Dexter.
Do you get the picture?
Oh my god. Perfectly.
Good. Get to work.
So, Carla, I’ve been hearing some nasty rumors about you from some of the other Chunk models.
What’s that about?
What? Who have you been talking to?
Some people suspect you might have been involved with some of these young models getting bumped off.
Who the hell told you that?
Why would I knock off Cody, Nate and Buzz? I loved those guys!
And you know what? They were going to shower me with money to shoot their portfolios.
And Cody was going to fix me up with his hot sister who is a professional tennis player.
Did you hear that?
Yeah. I heard. Tennis player.
Now why would I *** with that?
Can we get back to the shoot now
or are you going to keep accusing me of being Charlize Theron in Monster?
Well, if you’re not the killer then who is?
You’re the only red headed female parts who hangs out around here.
You know, Alfie Cooper’s sister is a red head and she’s been around here a lot lately.
Her name is Ashley and she’s a *** nut job!
Well, why would she have a beef with Chunk models?
Well, listen, Alfie told me she’s been in counseling
because she has a past history of dating younger guys who broke her heart.
She had to move in with him so he could keep an eye on her.
Well, is she the type that would go bat *** crazy and start bumping off guys who look like her former lovers?
Are you *** kidding me, Captain Latex?
I’m surprised the cops haven’t questioned her yet.
Look, can we get back to the shoot?
I’m losing my light here!
Okay. We need to find out where Alfie lives so we can question this screwball sister of his. Let’s go.
Seems like there’s plenty of light to me.
You know what? I am over you, you little ***!
I’m sure someone around here must have Alfie’s home address... Ohhh...
What are you doing sneaking around here?
Same as you.
Doing a little recon. Surveillance.
Maybe have to neutralize the enemy before this becomes a total Charlie Foxtrot.
What is this, Zero Dark Thirty? What’s with all the military jargon?
Yeah. Sorry. I used to be Australian Special Ops.
Well, you need to retreat ASAP, Sergeant Slaughter.
If you think I’m going to share any information with you,
if you think you’re going to crack this case first and take all the credit,
if you think I want to nuzzle my face in those perfectly chiseled pecs,
you’ve got another think coming!
It’s happening again. The *** Tourette’s.
You want to have sex with me. No. No.
Are you okay?
Oh my god. This is not in my mind.
This is actually happening. This is real.
Why don’t we step into that demilitarized zone so I can debrief you?
Wood, give us thirty minutes.
That’s funny. It’s really more like three.
Hello, Bob from Lyndhurst, New Jersey.
Who’s this?
Well, hello Daddy Bear.
Sexy man in a tie.
I’d like to tie you up with that tie is what I’d like to do.
Jimmer the Rimmer?
Uh, yes please.
I wish you were closer.
I could use a ***.
Oh Lord, that was amazing.
Okay, as promised here’s what we know.
The killer is a woman.
You sure? Positive.
And she has blonde hair.
That’s it? That’s all I get?
Okay. But only because you let me do that thing with my tongue.
She’s also an actress and she stars in a very popular CBS comedy.
Now you only get three more words.
Big *** Theory.
Wait. I think I know who that is.
Good luck!
Wait a minute. Alfie’s sister has red--
I am not letting Crocodile Dundee solve this mystery before I do.
By the way, Reggie, seven minutes. Bravo!
I know! Practice makes perfect.