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>> KIM: Previously on Kourtney &
Kim Take Take Miami:
>> KHLOE: Since I've married
Lamar I've been off birth
control.
>> KOURTNEY: Khloe has this
amazing connection with kids.
And just makes me sad that she
has to struggle with
getting pregnant.
>> SCOTT: Get myself a little
saucy.
>> KIM: I love Scott, but I feel
like there's something going on
none of us know about.
>> SCOTT: Oh!
>> KIM: As a sister, I want to
do what I can to help him and
stop Scott from doing
something stupid.
We need to find out the truth.
I should hire the private
investigator.
>> KHLOE: No, that's a bad idea.
>> JAKE: Once she knows you
hired a spy, your relationship's
gonna change for all time.
>> SCOTT: Aw, dude, we can get
(bleep) up back here.
>> KOURTNEY: He definitely has
a drinking problem.
Scott has been so good the past
couple years, and I reminded him
that it's unacceptable to come
around drunk.
My biggest concern is him never
coming home like that again.
>> KIM: Hello.
>> JAKE: I have some stuff
for you.
>> KIM: I'll come down and, um,
meet you.
>> JAKE: Okay.
♪ ♪
>> KIM: Jake calls me early this
morning and tells me that he has
some information about Scott.
So I'm on my way to go meet up
with him to see what he has.
Get in this car so they don't
see us.
Yeah, I didn't want 'em
to see us and... pulled over
there, you know?
>> JAKE: Got it, got it.
All right, I'm good.
>> KIM: Let me see what you
have.
>> JAKE: All right, you sure
you're ready for this?
>> KIM: Yes, I am.
>> JAKE: So, I do have some
pictures for you. Yeah.
>> KIM: Are they bad?
>> JAKE: They're subjective.
>> KIM: Oh, my God.
>> JAKE: He was really drunk.
He was pretty wasted.
And then this one.
She was really drunk, and...
>> KIM: He's, like, whispering
something to her.
>> JAKE: Yeah, but I couldn't
hear.
I mean, obviously, this is
actually taken with
a telephoto lens.
>> KIM: Jake took some photos of
Scott when he was in Atlanta,
and he's, like, in a nightclub
and he's drinking.
If I were Kourtney, I just would
not be happy seeing
these photos.
>> JAKE: At the end of the
night, all the guys got in one
car and all the girls got
in another.
It looked like they were headed
in the same direction,
so we tailed 'em.
Unfortunately, what happened
after that, I don't know.
I mean, he could just say,
"I was out in public.
I was chatting."
I need to do a little follow-up.
I have a few things I want
to look at.
>> KIM: This, to me... we need,
like, more information.
>> JAKE: I have the tracker on
his car, so if he goes out,
I'll know
>> ♪ Humina, humina, humina,
humina, ha
♪ Humina, humina, humina,
humina, ha
Showstopper, showstopper. ♪
♪ ♪
>> KIM: Khlo?
>> KHLOE: Yeah?
>> KOURTNEY: Seriously?
How dare you...
>> KIM: "How dare you" what?
>> KOURTNEY: ...get involved in
my family and try to break
things up.
And why are you even
standing here?
>> KHLOE: She just yelled
my name.
>> KOURTNEY: I don't care.
Hiring a private investigator
to follow Scott?
Like, it's not okay to come
into my life and get involved.
>> KIM: You guys have issues.
>> KOURTNEY: Right, we have
our own issues.
>> KIM: I'm only acting on what
you already said.
>> KOURTNEY: You need to get
out of here.
>> KIM: This is my house.
>> KOURTNEY: You need to get
out of here.
>> KIM: What did you say to her?
>> KHLOE: She knows.
>> KIM: But why? Because of you.
>> KHLOE: No, not because of me.
>> KIM: Yeah!
>> KHLOE: We were driving down
the street and she saw you in
in the car.
She was, like, "Is Kim
with Jake?
Tell me what's going on.
Why are they together?"
>> KOURTNEY: Seriously, you need
to get out.
>> KIM: What are you doing?!
>> KHLOE: Where are you going,
Kourt?
>> KIM: Kourtney, those are
my clothes.
What are you doing?
You're being ridiculous! Stop!
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God!
Kourtney, that's couture!
>> KOURTNEY: I don't care what
it is.
You need to get out of here.
>> KIM: She's so crazy.
Seriously, she's crazy.
This couldn't be more
bad timing.
I really didn't want Kourtney to
find out, you know, like this.
I mean, I know she doesn't
understand this now, but I'm
just trying to protect her and
her whole family.
>> KHLOE: What information
did you find? (chuckles)
>> KIM: See? You want to know.
You want to know.
Now I'm not telling anyone.
>> KHLOE: Why are you mad at me?
What did I do?
I don't understand. (chuckles)
What the (bleep) is
going on here?
I mean, Kim is a pretend CIA
agent tailing Scott, and
Kourtney's throwing Kim out and
throwing her clothes everywhere.
Like, that's psychotic (bleep)
right there. (laughs)
Like, everyone in my
family's weird.
It's very odd.
Kim, what did you find?
>> KIM: He saw, you know, Scott
with these girls.
And he has some other
information that he's
looking into.
>> KHLOE: But we don't know,
like, who these girls are?
>> KIM: Not yet.
That's why I wanted to tell you
and not her until I had
all of the information.
>> KHLOE: I mean, we definitely
need the right information, but
this isn't really like
hardcore evidence that
Scott's cheating.
>> KIM: I'm just gonna get
my bag and go.
>> KHLOE: You can't leave.
You know she's gonna be fine.
>> KIM: Yeah, I can.
I'm just gonna go to Jonathan's.
>> KHLOE: Where are you going,
though?
>> KIM: To Jonathan's.
>> KHLOE: But then you guys
won't make up.
I think because Kim wants to
believe something, that it's,
like, any little thing, she's
escalating to something
so drastic.
So she's making herself believe
something more than
it really is.
And so that's why I don't think
Kim's gonna stop.
♪ ♪
>> KOURTNEY: Hello.
>> KHLOE: Uh, hi.
>> KOURTNEY: I just don't
understand what you guys
are thinking.
>> KHLOE: Kourtney, I had no
involvement in this.
>> KOURTNEY: I don't buy it.
I feel like you're in on it
with her and that there's...
>> KHLOE: So you think
I'm lying?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> KHLOE: Kourt, I had nothing
to do with it!
Just because I knew about
something doesn't mean
I'm the one...
I didn't do it!
If I was involved, I would
have said it.
>> SCOTT: What the hell are you
guys fighting about?
>> KOURTNEY: Ask Khloe.
She'll tell you.
>> SCOTT: Okay.
>> KHLOE: Kim... Kim met some
private eye, and Kim thinks
you've been shady lately.
So Kim decided...
>> SCOTT: That I have been?
>> KHLOE: Yeah. Kim doesn't like
that you've been going out or
this or that, so she got your
phone record.
Kim just started tailing you and
doing weird (bleep).
>> SCOTT: Kim hacked into my
phone records?
That's my personal stuff.
If I did that to one of you,
I'd probably be, like, exiled
from the family.
But it's okay to do to me?
Like, would Kim be happy if she
broke up a family?
Like, that's what I don't get.
Like, is that her goal?
>> KOURTNEY: Exactly.
>> SCOTT: Why am I always the
target of this (bleep)?
>> KHLOE: Why do you keep
looking at me like that?
I don't know what the (bleep)
your problem is.
I didn't do anything.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay!
>> SCOTT: It doesn't surprise me
that Kim hired a private
investigator.
I mean, she has done this
before in her past
relationships, but for somebody
that I love and trust to make
somebody follow me around?
I've never felt more betrayed.
I'm just over this whole (bleep)
with your family, like doing
things like this to me on a
day-to-day basis.
♪ ♪
>> ROYA: Hi.
>> BILLY: Hi, there. I'm Billy.
Nice to meet you.
>> ROYA: Nice to meet you.
This is Kourtney.
>> KOURTNEY: Hi.
>> BILLY: Hi, Kourtney.
Nice to meet you.
>> KOURTNEY: We are down to two
Dash locations.
And I want to decide without
my sisters.
I know Khloe will trust what
I think is best.
And I'm so mad at Kim right now
that I don't even want
to see her.
I just want to finalize this
Dash space and get back to L.A.
>> BILLY: This space, it's
1,450 square feet.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
>> BILLY: It has a back
office, it has dressing rooms
already.
>> KOURTNEY: Ours now is 1,500.
>> BILLY: And it's nice,
because the space is really
high, which is a great feeling
for the customer.
They don't feel closed in.
>> KOURTNEY: There's more usable
space, which I like better.
Well, I like it.
Thank you so much.
>> BILLY: All right, good
luck.
All right. Thank you.
>> KOURTNEY: Nice to meet you.
>> BILLY: Same here.
♪ ♪
>> SCOTT: Hello.
I'm back.
I needed to clear my head a
little bit.
I'm sure Kim knows where I was
for the past three hours.
>> KOURTNEY: She's not following
you anymore.
She's at Jonathan's.
>> SCOTT: You don't know that.
I'll never know.
I mean, this is an all-time low.
To go through somebody's phone
records...
I mean, it's just...
>> KOURTNEY: I mean, is she
gonna find something that... you
don't want her to see?
>> SCOTT: Yeah.
Everything.
You know, if anybody looked at
anybody's personal things, they
could figure out a way to take
it wrong.
The way Rob texts me and (bleep)
like that?
His name's under...
>> KOURTNEY: I don't think I'm
concerned about my brother.
>> SCOTT: The biggest annoyance
is I feel like I've always been
there for Kim, especially
recently.
You know, I always talk to her
about what her life's going to
be like when she has kids.
After this... I don't want her
around.
Obviously, she doesn't want me
around.
It's just frustrating.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: I just hope that Kim
is not, like, stirring up
emotions in you, to think that
you need to be looking into my
life further.
And I think it is.
>> KOURTNEY: Who knows what
you're up to?
>> SCOTT: That's normal.
So you... you're on her side.
>> KOURTNEY: No, I'm not on her
side.
I think it's totally invasive
and wrong.
>> SCOTT: Yeah, it's invasive.
>> KOURTNEY: But why do you have
to go from one extreme to the
other?
Why can't you be normal?
>> SCOTT: It's just frustrating.
>> KOURTNEY: I mean, it's
frustrating for me, too.
If you want to go get a drink
with a friend, just come home at
a normal hour.
>> SCOTT: If I go have a drink
with a friend, I'll be out for
two days.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
Do you think that's fun for me?
>> SCOTT: I can be fine, but I
don't know, I just feel like...
down here in Miami scares me a
little, and I already told you I
didn't want that.
For me, it's difficult to always
stay on the right path.
I feel like I'm always one step
away from ending up in trouble
for the next two years.
It's just annoying.
It's like... I just want some
distance away from Kim.
Like, I'm not looking to see her
for a while.
(sighs)
Kourtney and I are in a place
where we can be honest with each
other and work though things,
because I really do want to be
on a good path and be healthy.
In all honesty, I'm just ready
to get back to California, where
I'm more comfortable.
I mean, I thought we were doing
well, and having a nice life for
ourselves...
>> KOURTNEY: I don't want to be
fighting with you over this.
>> SCOTT: I... by no means want
to fight with you over this.
>> KOURTNEY: So...
Okay.
>> SCOTT: I love you.
♪ ♪
>> KOURTNEY: This whole cube is
like 130 calories.
>> WOMAN: The whole thing?
>> KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.
>> ROYA: This is really good,
actually.
>> KOURTNEY: So we got the
e-mail from Beth, about...
It says "Lincoln Road or
Collins?"
>> ROYA: Mm-hmm.
>> KOURTNEY: Beth oversees the
finances at Dash, and we've kept
her in the loop on this whole
process of finding the new
location.
"For Lincoln, the rent would be
around 43 in a month."
>> ROYA: That's more than
double.
> KOURTNEY: 43 is just
ridiculous.
That's more than our rent in
New York.
>> ROYA: In SoHo.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
So... I think there's no
question that we go with the
Collins space.
>> ROYA: Collins.
Are you gonna talk to your
sisters first, before you tell
Beth that it's for sure?
(Kourtney sighs)
>> KOURTNEY: I just feel like...
>> ROYA: I just know that's what
you guys fought about last time.
>> KOURTNEY: I know, but I feel
like this time they've at least
been in the loop.
>> ROYA: Mm-hmm.
>> KOURTNEY: I'm gonna go ahead
and pull the trigger and
finalize this Dash space.
I'm so mad at Kim right now that
I really don't care what Kim
thinks, at this point.
I feel like there's just...
there's no other options.
You know, we just have to make a
move before we lose the space.
>> ROYA: Okay.
♪ ♪
(phone ringing)
>> KHLOE: Hello?
>> KIM: Please bring out my
computer.
>> KHLOE: Kim, just come inside
and get it.
>> KIM: I do not want to see
Kourtney.
Could you just bring it down?
>> KHLOE: Okay.
Coming.
♪ ♪
>> KIM: Hit an annoying curb,
and my whole tire is scratched.
>> KHLOE: Why won't you just
come inside?
>> KIM: 'Cause why do I need to?
>> KHLOE: Because...
>> KIM: She just...
>> KHLOE: ...it will end, like,
the fighting faster.
>> KIM: Have you talked to
Kourt?
Is she, like, really mad?
>> KHLOE: Yeah.
She was, like, yelling at me in
the kitchen.
Like, Scott now knows.
Like, now they're Team We Hate
Kim and Khloe.
>> KIM: It's all my fault.
>> KHLOE: No, it's not all
your fault.
Just, like, was it our purpose?
>> KIM: I love Scott, and I
didn't have malicious intent.
I was trying to just protect
everyone.
>> KHLOE: It could look worse
than it really is.
We don't know.
It's like, we're sisters.
We're here to, like, vent.
And like, then if something bad
happens, then we have to be
there to support each other.
>> KIM: I wanted Scott to come
out here and prove that he isn't
tempted by anything.
I totally understand that he's
upset.
>> KHLOE: It's like, trust me.
What you do in the dark will
come to light.
It's not our business.
♪ ♪
>> JONATHAN: What are you doing?
>> KIM: Nothing, really.
>> JONATHAN: You're always in
bed.
>> KIM: I know, but I'm just,
like, answering e-mails.
>> JONATHAN: You sure you don't
want to do anything?
>> KIM: I don't know.
I kind of just want to chill.
I have the worst stomach cramps.
>> JONATHAN: Really?
>> KIM: What else would I want
to do?
>> JONATHAN: Let's go somewhere.
>> KIM: Like, this bed is so
comfy.
>> JONATHAN: You're so boring.
>> KIM: I can make something
for us to eat.
We can just chill.
>> JONATHAN: Stop telling me you
know how to cook.
>> KIM (laughs): I do!
>> JONATHAN: I'm so sick of
this.
Well, if you want to do
something, I'll be in my room.
>> KIM: All right, I'm gonna
make some calls.
♪ ♪
>> KOURTNEY: Hi.
>> KHLOE: Hi.
>> KOURTNEY: Hey, doll.
>> ROYA: What do you think,
Khlo?
>> KOURTNEY: I mean, obviously
it needs a ton of work.
Khloe and I are at the new Dash
location, because I really
wanted to show it to her before
we head back to L.A., and we're
meeting with Jeff Andrews, who's
going to be designing the space.
How are you?
>> WOMAN: Good, how you doing?
>> KOURTNEY: This is the first
time Khloe's seen the space.
>> JEFF: What do you think?
>> KHLOE: I like it.
>> JEFF: I mean, driving up and
down, the actual location is
really good, though.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, like...
>> JEFF: Like, the foot traffic
is good.
>> KHLOE: Yeah.
>> KOURTNEY: Like this is the
best block.
This is one block away from our
space now.
>> JEFF: Mm-hmm.
>> KOURTNEY: But I just think
this is such a better, like,
look for us.
>> JEFF: Right.
>> KOURTNEY: The space is still
occupied for a few months, but
we still have to get permits, we
need to get the build-out
scheduled, we need to find
contractors.
So there's a lot of work to be
done so that it can be ready in
time to open.
Even if we lightened it, like, a
lighter color, obviously.
This color's just gonna stain.
>> JEFF: White, right?
Like, white-white-white?
>> KOURTNEY: And then Roya was
saying how the white... we need
to keep, you know...
>> KIM: Let's keep it
professional.
Hi. How are you?
>> JEFF: Hi.
Good. How are you?
>> KOURTNEY: How do you even
know to be here?
>> KHLOE: Awko-taco.
>> KIM: Khloe told me that there
is a meeting today at Dash with
Jeff Andrews, our interior
decorator.
Even though Kourtney and I
aren't really speaking, Dash is
still our business together,
and I have every right to be at
this meeting, and I think it's
just best that I apologize to
Kourtney face-to-face.
>> KOURTNEY: I don't know what,
like, the best flooring solution
is to get like a good...
Khloe, stop.
I really did not expect to see
Kim, but I'm gonna be
professional when I really just
want to sock her in the face.
>> KIM: Kourt, I just feel like
I, you know, I don't want to
argue, like, we have a lot of
work stuff to do and I...
>> KHLOE: Can Kim just come home
now, like seriously?
>> KIM: I just don't want to
argue about it.
>> KOURTNEY: This was, like, not
okay.
>> KIM: Stop...
>> KOURTNEY: What you did is not
forgivable.
I don't know if anything will
ever be the same between Kim and
Scott.
Kim thinks that she can just
walk into Dash like that and
that just 'cause she's in
public, and in front of other
people, I'm just gonna forgive
her that easily?
It is insulting.
>> KHLOE: I'm sorry, she's
sorry, just let Kim come home.
>> KIM: Please?
>> KOURTNEY: What are you doing?
>> SCOTT: What, what?
>> KOURTNEY: Huh?
>> SCOTT: Nothing.
You have tweezers?
I have to pluck a little eyebrow
if you have it.
>> KOURTNEY: What are you doing
though?
>> SCOTT: What do you mean?
I'm just looking around for
tweezers.
>> KOURTNEY: Right here, not
that hard to find.
What's going on here?
>> SCOTT: Here, I don't know how
the top came off there, but...
I couldn't find the tweezers.
>> KOURTNEY: What do you want me
to tweeze?
>> SCOTT: There's a little tweet
there, a little tweet there.
Just trying to look my very
best.
I don't think that feels good.
I don't like that either.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
>> SCOTT: What's that?
Can I put it on you?
(Scott laughs)
>> KOURTNEY: That is the worst
job I've ever seen.
>> SCOTT: It looks good.
You don't think that's fire?
>> KOURTNEY: I'm gonna fix it.
>> SCOTT: That's freaking fiery.
>> KOURTNEY: Let me see your
face?
I feel like this... looks a
little orange.
>> KHLOE: What? Kourtney.
>> KOURTNEY: I was in Scott's
room and there was makeup on his
pillow and he tried to blame
Kim, I'm like, "When does Kim,
like, lay in your bed on your
pillow?"
>> KHLOE: Wait, what?
That is so weird.
>> KOURTNEY: I walked in the
bathroom, I was like, "What are
you doing?"
I could see him, like, messing
around with my makeup situation.
(Khloe laughs)
He's obviously wearing makeup,
so do I, like, just say, "Dude,
I know you're wearing makeup,"
or do you think he's, like,
embarrassed, I just should let
it go?
>> KHLOE: I mean, I'm sure he's
embarrassed.
>> KOURTNEY: It's not a big
deal.
>> KHLOE: Right.
>> KOURTNEY: A lot of guys put
on makeup.
(Khloe laughs)
Every single guy that I've
dated, by the way, has worn
makeup.
>> KHLOE: All of them?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, I don't know
if it's, like, me or, like, what
happen...
>> KHLOE: I think it is you.
♪ ♪
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, what's the
plan?
>> KHLOE: That's up to you, you
freak.
>> KOURTNEY: Should I take all
this and say, "This is in your
bathroom"?
>> KHLOE: I don't think that...
>> KOURTNEY: Or I could put on a
white shirt.
>> KHLOE: And just hug him, and
go, "Motorboat me, daddy"?
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, fine.
Let me put this back, and then
I'm gonna go get a white shirt.
>> KOURTNEY: Are you just
sitting in here by yourself?
>> SCOTT: What are you...?
I'm not your child.
>> KOURTNEY: But I have, like,
such incredible *** right
now.
>> KHLOE: Ew.
You guys, I think I should leave
the room.
>> KOURTNEY: Look it.
>> SCOTT: Oh, your shirt's
dirty.
>> KOURTNEY: Look at how cute,
you're wearing makeup.
>> SCOTT: I'm not wearing any
makeup.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
>> KHLOE: So what's on her
shirt?
>> SCOTT: It's... probably a
spray tan.
>> KOURTNEY: The fact that Scott
thinks he can hide makeup from
us, like, we are the makeup
queens-- the jig is up.
It's not that serious, just own
it and embrace it.
You are a man who wears makeup.
It's okay for guys to wear a
little makeup here and...
>> SCOTT: I'm not wearing
makeup.
(Khloe oohing)
>> KOURTNEY: But look it.
>> SCOTT: I'm wearing tinted
moisturizer.
I mean, yes, they sell it in the
same section as makeup, but it's
not just makeup.
>> KOURTNEY: Tinted moisturizer
is amazing to use.
It's awesome.
>> SCOTT: I'm going with this.
>> KOURTNEY: I think you should
own it.
>> SCOTT: It's just something
I'd rather not talk about.
>> KOURTNEY: I just want you to
know that you don't have to hide
your makeup wearing ways from
me-- I'm very supportive.
>> SCOTT: Thinking that I was
going to keep this a secret was
probably nuts, but the truth is
I shouldn't have kept it a
secret.
There's nothing to be really
embarrassed about.
Guy's just trying to look decent
over here-- can I get a break?
>> KOURTNEY: You don't ever have
to be embarrassed about
anything because I love you.
>> SCOTT: Love you.
>> KOURTNEY: Capisce?
>> SCOTT: Well, then I should
tell you about my other thing
that I just did.
>> KOURTNEY: What?
>> SCOTT: I recently pierced my
balls.
>> KOURTNEY: Ew, don't even say
that.
>> SCOTT: Would you still be
with me?
>> KOURTNEY: No.
>> SCOTT: You would leave me if
I pierced one of my balls?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: That's ridiculous.
(cell phone ringing)
(crickets chirping)
>> KOURTNEY: Hello.
>> KIM: I know you're mad at me,
but I need you to come get me at
Jonathan's, I'm in pain.
>> KOURTNEY: Is everything okay?
>> KIM: Not really, will you
just come here?
>> KOURTNEY: I'm coming right
now.
It's the middle of the night
and Kim calls me, saying
that she can't drive, and that
she has a medical emergency.
I immediately go to pick her up
at Jonathan's so we can go to
the hospital.
(phone ringing)
>> KIM: Hello?
>> KOURTNEY: Hi, I'm outside.
>> KIM: Coming.
>> KOURTNEY: As mad as I am with
her, something like this
overrides all.
(door opens)
>> KIM: Thank you so much for
picking me up.
>> KOURTNEY: Of course.
>> KIM: My stomach is killing
me.
(Kim inhales sharply)
>> KOURTNEY: What's happening?
>> KIM: I have to tell you
something, but I don't want to
tell Khloe, but...
You're gonna die.
>> KOURTNEY: What?
>> KIM: I'm pregnant.
>> KOURTNEY: Wait, are you
serious?
>> KIM: I have, like, the worst
stomach pain ever.
>> KOURTNEY: Is it bleeding?
>> KIM: No, but I just, like,
don't know what to do.
I'm, like, freaking out.
>> KOURTNEY: When did all this
happen?
When did you find out?
>> KIM: I'm, like, a month
along.
>> KOURTNEY: Who else knows?
>> KIM: Obviously Kanye.
And that's it.
But look, like, I know we've
been fighting and, like, I'm
really sorry...
>> KOURTNEY: Kim, I don't even
want to talk about that right
now.
You need to be positive and not
stress yourself out.
And let's just put that in the
past.
I wonder what this pain is.
I never had that.
>> KIM: It's so excruciating.
Kourtney like this, but I really
don't have any other options.
I just really want to make sure
that I'm okay and everything's
okay with the baby.
>> KOURTNEY: Are you ready?
Kourtney and I just got back
from the hospital, and they ran
so many different tests.
>> KOURTNEY: Do you have your
phone on you 'cause the doctor
was gonna tell you...
>> KIM: Yeah, he texted me.
>> KOURTNEY: Oh, what did he
say?
>> KIM: Everything came back
normal.
The MRI showed in my ovary
there's a cyst, and it just
burst, so it was so painful, but
at least we know there's no harm
to the baby or me and I'm just
glad to know that everything's
okay and hopefully it will be
smooth sailing from here.
I wonder if I can take this
thing off?
>> KOURTNEY: I guarantee you
that you will feel better now
that you know that nothing's
wrong.
>> KIM: I know.
>> KOURTNEY: Kim seems to be
doing okay, and I'm just glad
that her and the baby are
healthy and that's the most
important thing.
>> KIM: All right, I'm gonna go
upstairs and shower.
And I'll be out soon.
>> KOURTNEY: I'll make you this
and put it in there?
>> KIM: Yeah.
(door closes)
>> SCOTT: Doll?
>> KOURTNEY: Hmm?
>> SCOTT: I just saw Kim's car
in the driveway, so what is she
doing here?
>> KOURTNEY: I mean, we're
packing to go...
>> SCOTT: So? She can't pack on
another day?
>> KOURTNEY: I mean, what is she
gonna do?
>> SCOTT: It's not about what
she's gonna do, it's just about
the fact that I don't want to
see her.
>> KOURTNEY: I mean, we're all
going home.
She has to get her stuff.
If Scott only knew what I knew
about Kim, he would definitely
be more forgiving, but it's not
my place to tell him what's
going on.
I just hope that they avoid each
other.
>> SCOTT: So, why is she here?
>> KOURTNEY: She has to pick her
stuff up-- we've been here for
three months.
>> SCOTT: I know how long we've
been here.
I'm not into it.
>> KOURTNEY: I'm sure
you're not.
>> SCOTT: This is gonna be
really fun, all of us reunited,
traveling all the way back
to California together.
Can't wait. Yeah.
Really excited!
♪ ♪
>> KIM: Little Jordan's
are so cute!
>> KOURTNEY: They are cute.
>> KIM: I call dibs on these.
You're really into moccasins.
I would be more into ballet
flats.
These are real cute.
>> KOURTNEY: So, are you
excited?
>> KIM: I just cannot believe
I'm having a baby.
Kanye and I are, like,
"Is this happening?
Oh, my God!"
>> KOURTNEY: Believe it, baby.
>> KIM: Am I ready for this?
Like, can I handle this?
You know, the whole plan with my
doctor was to go to Miami, get
off birth control, really clean
out my system, freeze my eggs,
and I got pregnant.
>> KOURTNEY: It's, like, a lot
to take in, and, you know, you
don't really know how to
feel, but I think that
everything happens for a reason.
>> KIM: I was freezing my eggs
because I didn't want to get
pregnant right this second.
I wanted to wait until I was
divorced, and you know,
hopefully remarried.
So this whole experience for me
has been, you know,
just shocking... and exciting,
but still shocking.
So I feel like I really needed
to digest it, so I think I
needed that time to myself
before I was ready
to tell anyone.
>> KOURTNEY: I think it's such
a blessing and... for all
the times I've made fun of you
and said you're not gonna be
a good mom, I really think
you will.
>> KIM: I hope so.
>> KOURTNEY: You will.
>> KIM: It's honestly such a
relief just to know that
Kourtney knows and there's
someone that I have there for me
that I can talk to and help me
get through this.
But it kills me inside that, you
know, I haven't told Khloe yet
that I'm pregnant.
I know that she's been trying
for a while, so I want to be
sensitive in the way
that I tell her.
To be honest, I'm, like, so
scared to tell Khloe.
>> KOURTNEY: I have so many
saved clothes that I was
saving for Khloe 'cause I for
sure thought she was gonna
be next.
I just don't know how
she's gonna react.
>> KIM: I don't like keeping
secrets from Khloe.
>> KOURTNEY: No, you need
to tell her.
>> KIM: This is so emotional
for me.
Will you talk to her with me?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> KIM: I'm so scared.
What if she just, like,
starts crying?
>> KOURTNEY: This could, like,
set her over the edge.
♪ ♪
>> KIM: Okay, keep on going.
Okay, turn around.
No, the other way.
Keep on going.
I found one more thing
to go in the box!
Where's the last box?
(Mason fussing)
Where's the last box?
(Khloe laughs)
I know that playing with Mason
and Penelope is like the most
amazing feeling.
And I see how much Khloe
wants this, and I definitely
want this, too,
but I know that it must
be hard inside, like, everyone
around you has gotten pregnant.
I just don't want to hurt
her feelings.
(popping)
>> KHLOE: That's so good!
(popping continues)
♪ ♪
>> WOMAN: I'm gonna go through
the laundry room right now.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
>> WOMAN: I'm gonna pack Scott's
wardrobe boxes 'cause those...
>> KOURTNEY: I'm gonna go talk
to Kim and Khloe for a second,
and then I'm gonna come and
we're gonna do Penelope's.
>> WOMAN: Okay.
>> KOURTNEY: We're done with
Mason's.
>> WOMAN: Like, bath toys
and all?
>> KOURTNEY: Done, yeah.
Kim? We're leaving Miami
tomorrow, so everyone's packing
like crazy.
And Kim's nervous to tell Khloe
that she's pregnant, but I think
there's no better time
to tell her than right now.
Do you want to go tell Khlo?
>> KIM: Yes, but I'm, like,
so nervous.
>> KOURTNEY: She's gonna have
to know.
She's gonna be upset if you
don't tell her.
>> KIM: Yeah.
All right, let's go.
Khlo?
>> KOURTNEY: Hello.
>> KHLOE: Hello.
>> KIM: Um, so I wanted
to tell you something.
I'm really nervous to tell
you this.
>> KHLOE: What? What do you
want to tell me?
>> KIM: I wanted to tell you
that...
I'm pregnant.
>> KHLOE: Really?
>> KIM: Really.
>> KHLOE: Stop.
>> KIM: Seriously.
>> KHLOE: That's amazing.
Congratulations.
A baby is, like, perfect
for Kim right now,
especially with everything
she's gone through.
I am nothing but happy
for Kim and Kanye.
I mean, who doesn't want to
expand our family and have
more babies?
A little bun in the oven.
Your *** is gonna be so big.
>> KIM: I know.
I'm, like, freaked out.
>> KHLOE: Why are you
freaked out?
>> KIM: That I'm getting...
I mean, it's just obviously,
like, it wasn't planned.
>> KHLOE: But if you're happy
that's what you want to do...
like, that's amazing.
But why would you be scared
to tell me?
>> KOURTNEY: I think she was
scared to tell you just 'cause
she wasn't trying.
>> KIM: I know this is, like,
what you want so badly.
>> KHLOE: Yeah, but it will
happen when it's supposed
to happen.
You shouldn't be afraid
to tell me something because
something good's happening
for you.
Why would I ever not want
something good to happen
for you?
Did you tell her, like, I
wouldn't want something good
to happen for her?
>> KOURTNEY: I told Kim that it
could send you over the edge.
>> KHLOE: No, I'm so happy
for you.
The more babies, the better.
Like, let's have, like, babies
all over the place.
>> KIM: I am so happy and
relieved that, you know, Khloe's
reaction is happy and so
supportive and so excited.
>> KHLOE: So who knows,
just us three?
>> KIM: Kourt, you...
>> KHLOE: Kanye.
>> KIM: ...me, Kanye.
>> KOURTNEY: Did Kanye tell
anyone?
>> KIM: No.
>> KHLOE: How weird that a baby
is this big.
>> KIM: By nine weeks, the hands
will come out.
>> KHLOE: That is so weird.
That is so weird, the concept.
♪ ♪
>> KOURTNEY: And those can
go home.
Okay, all those can go home.
>> KIM: Hey, Scott.
>> SCOTT: Don't say hi to me.
What you've done is so...
>> KIM: What?
>> SCOTT: ...unreal to invade
my privacy like that.
It's just rude.
Like, I would never do something
like that to you.
>> KIM: I totally get Scott
being upset with me.
And what I did was invasive,
and I know that.
And so if I thought something,
yeah, I probably should have,
like, gone to him and talked
to him.
>> SCOTT: People shouldn't
follow people around.
It's shady to put a private
investigator on a normal
human being.
I can't wait.
If I did that to you, then
we'll really see.
♪ ♪
>> KIM: Kourt?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah?
>> KIM: I just feel like I want
to talk to Scott.
>> KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.
>> KIM: I just want to, like, go
in there and, like, talk to him
and tell him what's been, like,
going on, and, like,
about the baby and everything.
>> KOURTNEY: You do?
>> KIM: Yeah. You think it'll
explain, like, why I've been so
protective and, like, want
everything to be so perfect?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> KIM: But I want Khloe in
there, too, so let's go grab her
and let's just all go,
like, tell him, you know?
>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
>> KIM: I love Scott like a
brother, and I want everything
to be okay between us.
I just don't want there to still
be tension between us.
And I want him in the loop.
He does deserve to know what's
going on with me after
everything I put him through.
Am I allowed in your room?
>> SCOTT: As long as you don't
have a P.I. behind you.
>> KIM: I promise I don't.
I just wanted to apologize for,
like... you know, everything
that I did.
I know it seems like I was
trying to tear up your family,
and like Kourtney, like, talks
to me, obviously, on the side,
so she tells me, like, all of
her concerns.
And I just feel like I was
responsible for, like, having
you come out here in the first
place.
So I'm sorry.
>> SCOTT: Look.
Somebody... tries to ruin my
relationship almost every day.
But you're Kourtney's sister and
best friend, so...
This was heartbreaking.
I'm more than disappointed that
Kim hired a private
investigator to follow me
around.
I've never felt more betrayed by
anybody.
I'm upset.
But... I'll get over it.
I don't really think you did
this to maliciously hurt me.
I just think you're bored and
you don't know exactly what else
is going on in your life, so you
decided to just... investigate
mine.
But I know you're into that sort
of thing.
>> KIM: Yeah, I am.
>> SCOTT: I mean, you did it
with every guy you've ever
dated.
>> KHLOE: Maybe she wants to
date you.
>> SCOTT: But...
I mean, who doesn't? Look at me.
>> KIM: Not really an option
anymore.
Um...
>> SCOTT: Why was it ever an
option?
>> KIM: No, I didn't mean it
like that, I just...
>> SCOTT: Well, so what are you
about to say?
>> KIM: So...
I'm pregnant.
>> SCOTT: No.
(girls laugh)
No.
>> KIM: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: S... say Bible.
>> KIM: Bible.
>> SCOTT: With 'Ye's?
>> KIM: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: This is amazing.
>> KOURTNEY: You were like...
I was like, shaking, teary.
>> KHLOE: Kourtney, why are you
crying?
>> KOURTNEY: Don't make me cry.
>> SCOTT: Oh, my God, that's
unbelievable!
As betrayed as I felt by what
Kim did to me... I mean, it's
just an unbelievable moment, and
I can easily forgive and forget,
I mean...
I love her, and I'm just so
excited that she's pregnant, and
I can't wait till her baby is
crying and her not having an
easy time.
So where are we at?
Healthy?
>> KIM: Totally healthy, totally
good.
>> SCOTT: I mean, this is
amazing.
>> KHLOE: No one knows.
>> KIM: Like, Mom doesn't know.
>> KHLOE: What?
Mom doesn't know?
>> SCOTT (laughs): Oh, my God.
>> KIM: I am, like, so scared.
>> SCOTT: Why?
This is, like, the biggest gift
that we could ever ask for.
>> KIM: I've never been
pregnant, and also I'm still
married to somebody else.
>> SCOTT: So what?
That's (bleep) paperwork.
That's not your...
married some (bleep) kid for 70
days, and because he won't let
your paperwork go through,
you're not gonna move on with
your life?
Get with it.
It's a whole new world of life.
>> KHLOE: Get with it.
>> KIM: Mm-hmm.
>> SCOTT: I mean, look.
It's like a miracle.
This makes me feel so much more
normal.
>> KIM: I've never seen Scott
this genuinely happy and excited
over something.
So I could feel that love, I
could feel that excitement, and
that just makes me really happy.
>> SCOTT: We're finally, like,
hip-hop royalty forever.
(laughing)
Like...
>> MASON: Mommy!
>> SCOTT: Mase, come here, you
little baby!
I want a big hug!
Come here. Come here.
>> KIM: Mason!
(Mason giggles)
>> KIM: Oh... this is my little
baby?
>> MASON: No, this is Mason.
♪ ♪
(music playing)
>> KOURTNEY: What time is it?
Do we have to leave?
>> SCOTT: Pretty soon, like ten
minutes.
>> KHLOE: You can tell
Kourtney's excited to go home,
'cause this fashion right
here...?
>> SCOTT (New Jersey accent):
Kourtney Kardashian's coming
back to L.A.
(Mason laughs)
If anybody's got any meat, give
her a ring.
>> KOURTNEY: We're leaving
Miami.
I cannot wait to get back to our
home and be with our family.
>> KHLOE: I'm cleaning the
floor!
(Mason laughs)
>> KOURTNEY: Mase, are you
excited to go home and see your
playroom?
(Khloe grunts)
(Mason giggles)
>> KHLOE: Hey!
What are you doing?
>> KIM: I kidnapped you.
I got you!
>> KOURTNEY: Are we ready?
>> KIM: Can I have a hug
good-bye?
I'm gonna go to New York.
Ooh, it's snowing in New York.
I'm not actually going to L.A.
just yet.
I'm gonna go to New York.
I miss New York and I miss my
boyfriend.
I honestly feel so excited to
start this new life.
Okay, kiss. Bye.
Hey!
(laughs)
>> KOURTNEY: We can go.
>> SCOTT: Yeah, let's go.
>> KHLOE: Let's go.
Okay. Okay.
>> KIM: Bye. Love you.
(Khloe grunts)
Love you.
Have a safe flight back.
>> KOURTNEY: I love you.
>> KHLOE: G-O, N-O-W.
>> KOURTNEY: I'll see you
Wednesday.
Shall we?
>> KHLOE: We shall.
>> KIM: Okay, bye, guys.
(Penelope gurgles)
>> KHLOE: You are the cutest
baby I've ever seen.
>> MASON: Bye, house.
>> KOURTNEY: Say, "Bye, Miami
house."
>> MASON: Bye, Miami house.
(horn honks)
♪ ♪
>> SCOTT: Let's move it in.
Where is that...?
>> KHLOE: It smells like
Cinnabon.
>> SCOTT: Hell yeah, it does.
♪ ♪
>> KIM: These last couple of
months have been such a
roller coaster.
So much fun, so much tension, so
much everything.
I'm really excited to get some
quality time with Kanye in New
York.
♪ ♪
I'll always remember Miami for
this amazing experience.
This is such an amazing chapter
that I'm gonna start in my life.
A major, major chapter.
To new beginnings.
I'm anxious.
I'm nervous.
But that's normal.
Here we go.
(camera shutters clicking,
people clamoring)
>> KHLOE: Next season on Keeping
Up with the Kardashians:
(camera shutter clicking)
>> KRIS: There's gonna be a huge
change in dynamics here.
>> KYLIE: Does everyone have
their seat belts on?
>> KENDALL: Oh, my God, Kylie.
>> KYLIE: I'm sorry-- a new
driver.
>> KIM: I have all these
pregnancy cravings.
>> ROB: This is a dream.
>> LAMAR: I went in his room,
and I saw Pop-Tarts everywhere.
>> KHLOE: Come on, Rob.
>> ROB: We're almost done.
>> SCOTT: There's more to life
than what we're enjoying.
>> KOURTNEY: Scott texted,
"Knock, knock, it's my ***
knocking on your backdoor."
You do it first.
>> BRUCE: Brody's mad at me.
>> BRODY: He was never like that
with us. Ever.
I needed my dad, you weren't
around.
>> KIM: Bruce remembers one
thing and you remember something
totally different.
Things change.
>> KRIS: A gun is not going to
be in my house.
>> BRUCE: Some wacko coming into
this house is real.
It's my responsibility to
protect this family.
>> KRIS: Make no mistake, we're
never going to fall apart.
(Kris whooping)
We're having a baby!
>> KHLOE: Your life is going to
change.
>> KOURTNEY: This is supposed to
be the best time of your life.
>> KHLOE: (bleep) you and
(bleep) you.
I don't want to get pregnant.
Do you know how miserable you
are?
>> KIM: I'm scared with, like,
a divorce, I'm probably going
to have this baby being married
to someone else.
>> KRIS: It's going to stress
you out and you're going to end
up in the hospital.
>> KIM (crying): It hurts so
bad.