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- I know a lot of you are going to be like,
"I've seen oysters, I've eaten them at the restaurant.
"I eat them all the time," but there's a lot of you
like, what, Lincoln, how many oysters
have you seen in your life before two days ago?
- I've never even heard of oysters two days ago.
(loud banging on table)
- Hey, this looks dangerous.
(dramatic music)
- Welcome back to What's Inside.
- What's up!
- Comin' to you today from North Bend Oregon.
- At this really cool place called an oyster farm.
- Oyster farm, this is where oysters come from.
- [Voice] Pseudofeces!
- I didn't even know what an oyster was before we came here.
- So, we've been here for a couple of days
learning everything that there is to know
about oyster farming, and it's been super fun.
He knows a lot about oysters and in this video
we're going to show you what's inside an oyster.
- [Voice] Pseudofeces!
But, on our family channel, we will have a video
that shows everything about this oyster process.
First, they bring the oysters in in a barge.
They drop them on this assembly line.
They get washed, they get put into buckets,
and they split the big ones apart and
break them into smaller parts,
and then they take them into a room,
they shuck some of them, they bag the rest of them,
put them on a forklift and put them in a semi truck
and it is sent out to everybody
in the world that wants to eat oysters.
All right, so it's a little bit windy out here.
The tide is coming in, and the cool thing is,
about this trip, we got my brother.
This is my brother Brian.
(angelic music)
He lives in Arizona and he's here to hang out with us.
He loves fishing and so when we told him
we were coming up here to Oregon,
he's like, "Heck yeah, I'm in on this."
So, oyster shells, oyster shells everywhere out here.
Lots of oyster shells, abandoned boat.
And then, check this out,
- Ahoysters! - Yes.
We're going to show you what's inside of an oyster
but we got a few things we want to do first.
So, here's the deal, we're out here in Oregon.
Brian works for a company called GoDaddy and
they decided to sponsor this video.
They have a website builder called GoCentral.
I'm not very technical and he claims
that I can build this thing super fast.
So, here's the deal, we have the computer,
it's got WiFi, I am going to try to build a website
about our oyster experience in the same amount
of time that Lincoln and Brian shuck some oysters.
How many oysters do we have?
(knife tapping on oyster shells)
- Eight. - Are you sure about that?
(screaming)
- I'm excited.
- I have shucked exactly one oyster in my entire life.
- There's actually some really interesting things
about oysters that we learned today that we're going to
share with you guys and take it open and look inside.
Let the challenge begin.
- [Brian] Watch me try and do one first.
You're going to pull it out, bottom side down.
And we gotta sometimes break off the end a little.
(dramatic orchestral music)
Until you can get it down inside.
- All right, so I've already chose the category
of education and I've chose the business name What's Inside?
You're in one! Oh no!
- Okay. - Wait, wait, wait.
Let's get one open first because
there's a lot you gotta see.
- [Lincoln] Oh, we got it!
- [Dan] I'm embedding a video on my website already.
- [Lincoln] Aah! Meat!
- And they've just barely are opening their first oyster.
How about that?
I'm feeling a little confident here.
- There's the first one. - One's done?
Okay. - One is done.
- I'm putting a list right now to the
actual oyster farm that we're at right now.
I'm just going to put their address, their map.
If you want to go get some oysters from those dudes,
I'm putting it on the website.
(knife hitting table)
Oh my gosh, Lincoln's in one!
He's in one, I'm in trouble.
Oh boy. - Ooh!
- [Brian] Open it all the way up.
(exclaiming in unison)
- [Dan] There's the inside of an oyster!
- Let's go! - Let's go, what?
- We got another one! - Okay!
Right now I'm putting on there a link to GoDaddy
to where you can actually go and build your own website.
Oh my gosh, Lincoln, you're actually
better than I thought you'd be.
- [Brian] He's better than me.
- [Dan] Ooh! Lincoln's in another one!
- [Brian] Look at that!
- Okay, so right now I am actually previewing my website.
This is crazy, it's been literally like five minutes.
Like, I know it says less than an hour.
I'm previewing it on mobile right now and on my desktop.
But I'm on the final step where I publish the website.
- What?! - It looks pretty good.
- No! - I'm publishing it.
- How?! - But the hardest thing is,
I don't know what to name it.
What's Inside Oysters, Oysters Inside?
- Oyster Poop! - Oyster Poop?
I'm naming my website Oyster Poop.
- Whoo! Did we do it? I got the last one, I got it.
(furious banging on table)
- That's it, I'm done.
- Ooh! - I was like in it.
- Are you on your last one?
- Yeah. - Dude.
- There we go. - He's good, right?
- Yeah. - Like seriously good.
- We lost. - Lincoln, air high five.
(laughter)
Okay, okay, so oysterpoop.com. - Best name ever.
- Well, Lincoln, thanks for that one.
If you guys want to go build a website, seriously,
go check out GoDaddy's GoCentral.
Up here in the Pacific coast, it takes about
three years for an oyster to fully mature,
but a fully mature oyster each day
can filter 50 gallons of water.
- 50 gallons, that's a lot of gallons.
- Oysters eat phytoplankton which is like
small bits of algae and it cleans up the ocean.
So, there's places in the world where they're
looking to have oysters come into their bay
and set up some farms, just to be able to clean the bay.
A lot of people are like, "Am I eating
"oyster poop when I eat an oyster?"
You're not, not really, I mean kind of.
Lincoln, which one are you gonna eat?
- I'm not eating any.
- Lincoln, which one am I going to eat?
- Lincoln, you gotta eat one. - The biggest one?
- Down below, give a like on this video
if you want Lincoln to eat an oyster.
- Well, that'll be after, so no, I'm not going to eat it.
- If we get 40,000 likes, Lincoln will eat an oyster.
- I will not eat an oyster. - Like it right now.
- I will not eat an oyster.
- You will eat it for 40,000 likes.
- No, I won't.
- This is the biggest oyster I've ever seen in my life.
They have the shell and then there's a big muscle
that holds the top shell and the bottom shell together.
- You don't want to eat an oyster that is dead.
You want it to be completely alive
until the moment that you eat it.
The heart is really close to the abductor,
which is like the muscle and so once you separate the top
you pretty much killed the oyster and so you
want to eat it as quickly as you can after that
so that you don't eat it and it gets you sick.
So, fresh from the ocean yesterday.
- Oh, man.
- Good? - That's really, really tasty.
Kind of almost has the same texture as like pudding.
- I like chocolate pudding.
- I'm not picking up a lot of chocolate.
- That was so much fun killing them.
I loved it. (horror music)
- Why was there no pearls in here?
Where is the pearls, do you know?
There was no pearls, turns out
a lot of these do not have pearls.
- This is like the first time that
I've actually cut open something and you haven't.
That's a good point! (uplifting music)
This is a new one, put it in the record books!
I didn't cut anything open for this video.
- You just made a website.
- I built something, I didn't destroy anything.
Lincoln is now going to take over the What's Inside
channel and only cut things open, sound good?
- No, I just want everyone to know about...
- Okay, yeah, there's this thing called pseudofeces...
- Pseudofeces! - That we're talking about.
Super loud, but basically they do have some sort of poop
in some sort of pseudofeces which is little particles
that they didn't want to eat that's non food things
that they just kind of spit out, so.
- Pseudofeces!
- And if you want to check out
our Oyster Poop website you can check it out.
Here is the link to the videos of our entire trip.
Here's the link to the GoDaddy website, somewhere over here
so you can go build your own website.
So, you guys have got some things to do,
and you need to like this video so that
Lincoln will eat an oyster. - Six million likes.
- Not six million.