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Mystic Samberg thanks for coming to your mission review.
No problem So you passed the trials, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm on Voss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life on Voss
Well the first thing I do is...
Meditate (like a Voss)
Get all glowy
Talk to Mystics
Get rejected
Slay some beasts
Leave the room
Kill some more beasts
Loot their corpses
Break the crystals
Stop Reformation
Destroy Divisiveness
And Gormak Heresy
And Outside Influence
Kill a bigger beast
Find this chick
Ignore her suffering
Another fight
Use the crystal
Now I saved her
Keep on going
Open door
Talk to this chick
Seriously man... am I on drugs?
Keep on glowing
Kill a Gormak
Leave the area
Now I'm a Mystic
Have a vision
Head to Nightmare Lands
Go mad with power
Replace the Three
Leave Voss
Destroy the Empire
Supplant the Chancellor
Rule the whole galaxy
Invade next galaxy
Become immortal
Get bored and kill myself
Now I'm dead
Uh huh. So that's an average mission for you then?
No doubt.
You become immortal and die?
Heck yeah.
And I think at one point you said something
about supplanting the Chancellor?
Nope!
No, I'm... I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me.
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me.
I'm on Voss.
Yeah, I heard that. You said it about four-hundred times.
I'm on Voss!
No! No, I got it!
Yeah, yeah! I know. Bye!
Like a VOSS!