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--You can run and hide ... but He'll find you.
[phone rings] -Hello.
[Scottish Nun] --I'm calling to let you know that we have a Vocations Retreat that we would like to invite you to...
-No, I didn't sign up for anything like that.
--Aye lass, ya did! --Wait, is this a prank?!?
--You signed up for it! -Oh. Wait! How'd you get my number?
-Hmm. That was weird. [slams book]
[slides chair] ... [click]
[static]
[song] "The hills are alive! ... with the sound of music!" [static]
-"I don't like the way those guys just looked at you... Hey! Can't you see this woman is a nun?!?"
-What the heck?!?
-"And if you guys have a problem with that... well you can just fight me." [static]
-I was so troubled about you...
I wanted to come long ago but week by week we expected you to come down
-from the mountain to us.Must you live in such solitude? And in such a dark cave?... [static]
[birds chirp]
-Sister Augustine, your altar cloths are so exquisite!
How do you make such tiny stitches?
-Well, I've had years of practi... [static]
[Spanish 'Mariachi' Music]
-Oh! Come on!
[paper rustles]
[Gasp] Padre Pio! ...
[sighs]
-ugh...
-Nuns...
[rustles paper] -Oh my (gosh)!
-I can't ... can't eat.
I can't sleep... I can't pray - without thinking of nuns.
They're everywhere!
[POP]