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If Then
I like using if then statements
Conditional statements.
If something happens,
Then something else will happen
I keep saying
I'm going to be famous comedian
If you say I'm not funny
Then I say I do it on purpose
If my humor is dry, then I'm doing it right.
If I'm not funny, then that's funny.
If you don't get my sarcasm, then you don't get my humor.
If I have to explain it to you, then you wouldn't understand.
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If my humor was an umbrella, Then I'm staying dry.
If my comedy were shoes, Then I'd be walking on stage.
If my jokes were pillows, Then there'd be feathers everywhere.
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If I do stand up, Then only a few people laugh.
If I'm a bad comedian, Then I just waste your time.
If having balls were the same thing as being funny,
then I'd already be a famous comedian.
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