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AMERICANS ARE THE EQUIVALENT OF
EVIL, EVIL, EVIL A.C.O.R.N.?
DON'T LOOK BACK, MISS PALIN.
WITCHY WOMAN MIGHT BE GAINING ON
YOU.
LET'S PLAY "ODD BALL."
IT'S ME AGAIN.
WE BEGIN WITH A LITTLE
SELF-PROMOTION, AS MANY OF YOU
AND ALL OF YOU SHOULD KNOW.
MY NEW BOOK, QUOTE PITCHFORKS
AND TORCHES."
I INSTEAD RECORDED A TAMER
VERSION.
HERE IS THE READ THAT WAS TOO
RACY, EVEN FOR THE INTERNET.
>> HELLO AGAIN, FAITHFUL AM
ZONIANS, IT'S ME AGAIN, FRIENDLY
KEITH FROM FRIENDLY KEITH'S
DISCOUNT HOUSE OF WORDS.
MY NEW BOOK INCLUDES WELL OVER
15,000 DIFFERENT WORDS WORDS
LIKE PEJORATIVE AND ABATEMENT.
LOOK AT THE COVER, PITCHFORKS
AND TORCHES TO OTHER POSTURING
REPUBLICANS, THAT'S 19 WORDS
RIGHT THERE.
15 OF THEM ARE DIFFERENT.
WHERE ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND
A DIFFERENT WORD RATIO LIKE
THAT?
BUT IT'S NOT JUST WORDS, MIND
YOU.
MANY OF THESE WORDS FORM ACTUAL
PHRASES, QUESTIONS, AND EVEN
12-MINUTE-LONG POLITICAL
COMMENTAIES TO HOW DARE YOU SIR
TO PALPABLE TEA PARTY NONSENSE.
FRIENDS, I DON'T MEAN TO
DISPARAGE THE AVERAGE READER OF
THE AVERAGE BOOK, BUT I CAN SEE
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM PICKY ONES
THAT LIKE YOUR BOOKS TO CONTAIN
WORDS, QUESTIONS, PHRASES AND
EVEN 12-MINUTE-LONG POLITICAL
INSIGHT.
NO BOOK ON AMAZON WILL OFFER A
HIGHER PERCENTAGE THAN MY NEW
BOOK.
BUY PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES TODAY
BEFORE THE PRICE GOES UP.
I MEAN, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU ACTUALLY SAW THAT HAPPEN?