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>> A VERTO.
YOU ARE BRRRR TO ENTER "RED
EYE."
>> ARE THEY TRAINING SUPER
BENDY CHICKS TO FIT IN STORAGE
BINS?
WHY FREQUENT 234R50EU YES,
SIRS ARE THINKING TWICE ABOUT
THEIR NEXT VACATION 1234*Z AND
HOW MANY BUFFALO WINGS IS THE
VICE PRESIDENT PLANING TO EAT
DURING
>> 13,000.
13,000.
>> AND FINALLY, COULD YOUR
DUSTY OLD CASSETTE TAPES BE
WORTH MILLIONS?
OUR ALLSTAR PANEL WILL DEBATE
IT ANYWAY.
NONE OF THESE STORIES ON "RED
EYE" TONIGHT.
>> NOW LET'S WELCOME OUR
GUESTS.
SHE IS EVEN ADORABLE WHEN
BITING THE HEADS OFF KITTENS.
I AM HERE WITH DANA PERINO.
SHE IS A FORMER WHITE HOUSE
PRESS SECRETARY AND ONE OF MY
CO-HOSTS ON "THE FIVE IT IS
REQUEST.
YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF THE
SHOW.
IT IS SUCCESSFUL MAINLY
BECAUSE OF ME.
AND THEY LANDED PART-TIME WORK
SORTING DISCARDED UNDERWEAR.
IT IS TV'S ANDY LEVEY.
AND IF JOKES WERE SAUSAGE SHE
WOULD BE JIMMY DEAN.
IT IS COMEDIAN SMALL.
>> HASH TAG RED EYE.
>> AND NEXT TO ME MIKE BAKER,
CURRENT PRESIDENT OF
DILIGENCE, DILIGENCE MAKER OF
DILIGENCE TEA POTS AND POCKET
SQUARES AND GARMENT BAGS.
FOR ALL OF THE GARMENT BAG
NEEDS THINK DILIGENCE.
DILIGENCE, WHEN YOU SEE US
OUTSIDE YOUR HOME WE HAVE
ALREADY KILLED YOUR FAMILY AND
SAVED YOU FOR LAST.
>> A BLOCK.
THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
HEY, GREG, I FINALLY
[INAUDIBLE].
OH, SORRY, I HAVE TO GO.
>> NICE.
SHOULD HE HIT THE HIGHWAY FOR
BLOCKING ONE?
CHRIS CHRISTIE APOLOGIZED ON
THURSDAY, A DAY OF THE WEEK,
MIKE, AFTER LEARNING A TOP
EIGHT DE AND OTHERS ENGINEERED
A TRAFFIC NIGHTMARE AT THE
GEORGE WASHINGTON BRIDGE,
NAMED AFTER GEORGE
WASHINGTON.
IT WAS TO GET EVEN WITH THE
DEMOCRATIC MAYOR.
BUT DID HE HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE
OR INVOLVEMENT IN THIS ISSUE
IN ITS PLANNING OR EXECUTION?
>> I HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OR
INVOLVEMENT IN THIS ISSUE.
IN ITS PLANNING OR IN ITS
EXECUTION.
AND I AM STUNNED BY THE ABJECT
STUPIDITY THAT WAS SHOWN
HERE.
>> E-MAILS AND TEXTS SHOW
MEMBERS OF THE STAFF PLANNED
TO PUNISH THE MAYOR OF FORT
LEE OVER HIS REFUSAL TO
SUPPORT HIS RE-ELECTION.
HE FIRED THE AIDE AND OTHERS
AND THEY HAVE RESIGNED.
LET'S LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO
SNARL TRAFFIC SO BADLY LAST
SEPTEMBER AND HIS STAFF'S
REACTION.
>> THERE IS A QUESTION WHETHER
THEY WENT TOO FAR.
I HAVE BEEN TO FORT LEE AND
FRANKLY YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF
THERE. IT IS A TERRIBLE
PLACE, SHERROD.
>> THE DRIVING IS AWFUL OVER
THERE.
BUT IT IS NOT BECAUSE OF THE
GOVERNOR, BUT MOSTLY ASIAN
DRIVERS IN FORT LEE.
>> THANK YOU FOR THAT.
>> GOOD NIGHT.
>> I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING
ABOUT.
>> DRIVE SAFELY.
>> IT IS TO NOT EASY TO DROP A
BRIDGE LIKE THAT, BY THE WAY.
>> DID YOU JUST GET OFF WORK,
MIKE?
>> I GOT MY BUSINESS SOCKS
ON.
>> WHAT PUDGY DICTATOR DID YOU
MAKE DISAPPEAR THIS
AFTERNOON?
>> IF I SAID THAT IT WON'T BE
SO MYSTERIOUS.
>> LET'S START THIS SHOW.
CHRISTIE SAYS HE WAS BLIND
CITED.
BLIND SIDED.
I THINK THEY WOULD BE
TERRIFIED OF HIM FINDING OUT
AND NOT BEING TOLD.
>> A COUPLE OF THINGS.
I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST ENDED
UP GOING THROUGH TRAINING AND
MY FIRST DIRECT BOSS BEFORE I
WENT OUT IN THE FIELD AND
DISAPPEARED HE SAID, LOOK IF
YOU OR ANYBODY WORKING WITH
YOU MAKES A MISTAKE COME AND
TELL ME.
THAT'S IT AND WE WILL SORT IT
OUT, BUT JUST COME AND TELL
ME.
THAT'S A KEY PART.
THE OTHER PART IS I'M WILLING
TO BELIEVE THAT PRESIDENT
OBAMA KNEW NOTHING ABOUT NSA
OR IRS OR THE HEALTH
CARROLLOUT MESS.
I AM WILLING TO BELIEVE THAT
CHRISTIE DIDN'T KNOW
ANYTHING.
>> OBAMA IS SITTING DOWN IN
FORT LEE, NEW JERSEY.
>> IT IS A COGENT THOUGHT.
THE PROBLEM IS THAT BOTH
CHRISTIE AND OBAMA HAVE
MANAGEMENT STYLE PROBLEMS.
>> AND THEY BOTH LOVE HOT,
SPICY WINGS.
>> THAT WAS MY THOUGHT OF THE
DAY.
>> WHEN YOUR BOSSES AT THE
AGENCY TOLD YOU IF YOU MAKE A
MISTAKE COME AND TELL THEM DID
HE WINK AFTER THAT?
>> I WANT TO GET DAN IN ON
THIS HOPEFULLY SHERROD WON'T
INTERRUPT HER.
>> HE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT
LAUGHED AT ME.
>> SHE IS OVER HERE SMASHING.
>> DANA, HELP ME.
>> IT IS A NEW YEAR.
>> SHOULD I JUST SHUT UP NOW?
I WANT YOU TO TAKE MY NOTES.
DANA, HE APOLOGIZED.
THE MAYOR OF FORTLY -- FORT
LEE ACCEPTED THE APOLOGY IN A
GOOD NATURED WAY.
SHOULD THE -- SHOULD AMERICA
MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SCANDAL
THAT PROBABLY INVOLVES
PRESIDENT OBAMA?
>> I WAS GOING SAY IT HAS TO
DO WITH OBAMA.
CHRISTIE'S STAFF WAS DRUNK
WITH POWER.
HE NEEDS TO COME IN AND SAY --
HOPEFULLY -- I DON'T THINK
THERE ARE ANY E-MAILS OR TEXTS
, BUT YOU DO CREATE A CULTURE
AND A TONE LIKE WHEN YOU SAY
IT IS OKAY TO GIVE -- TO USE
THE IRS TO TARGET
CONSERVATIVES.
MAYBE PRESIDENT OBAMA NEVER
DIRECTLY SAID THAT, BUT IT WAS
A WINK, WINK, NOD, NOD.
>> DANA IS STEALING MY IDEA
ABOUT MANAGEMENT.
>> THE STAFF GOT KIND OF COCKY
AND THOUGHT THEY WERE THE
GOVERNOR.
THEY WERE THROWING AROUND THE
POWER.
IT IS LIKE IF YOU GO TO THE
40/40 CLUB, JAY-Z'S CLUB?
THE STAFF ACTS LIKE THEY ARE
JAY-Z.
NO, YOU ARE THE WAITER.
>> IT IS THE BOUNCER
ATTITUDE.
IT IS THE BOUNCER ATTITUDE.
>> ENTITLED, BUT YOU DON'T
HAVE ANY REASON TO BE.
>> IT IS CALLED THE 40/40
CLUB?
>> THE 40/40.
>> I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE.
>> REALLY?
I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN THERE.
>> WOULD I FIT IN?
CAN I WEAR THIS?
>> WHAT IS WRONG HERE, ANDY?
ANDY, HAS CHRISTIE DONE
ENOUGH?
HE FIRED THE AIDE, BUT SHOULD
HE FIRE YOU SYMBOLICALLY?
>> IT IS NOT A BAD MOVE.
IT HAS SPURRED PEOPLE TO THE
NATIONAL STAGE.
THE PRESS CONFERENCE WAS TWO
HOURS LONG.
I FIGURED OUT WHY.
IT WAS UNABRIDGED.
>> I WOULD HAVE WENT FOR A
BIRTHDAY JOKE.
A BUFFET JOKE.
>> THEY CLOSE LANES TO PUNISH
A MI YES, SIR?
MAYOR.
I CAN PICTURE RAHM EMANUEL
GOING YOU THINK ARE YOU
THUGS?
YOU HAVE TO STEP UP AND PLAY
WITH THE BIG BOYS.
I THINK OVERALL HE DID A GOOD
JOB AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE
AND I AM NOT A HUGE FAN OF
HIS.
HIS SCHTICK HAS WORN OUT ITS
WELL COME.
>> BEFORE BRIDGE GATE IF YOU
ARE A A REPUBLICAN AND LIKED
CHRIS CHRISTIE YOU ARE CALLED
AN INSULT OR A RHINO.
BUT THEN TODAY IF YOU WERE A
CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN AND
YOU WEREN'T DEFENDING CHRIS
CHRISTIE YOU WERE ALSO A
RHINO.
THE RHINOS ARE TRAPPED.
>> IT IS LIKE WILD KING --
KINGDOM OUT THERE.
>> WHAT IS A RHINO?
>> REPUBLICAN IN NAME ONLY.
>> DO THEY NOT DO ACRO
ANYMORES IN THE CIA?
>> WE SPELL EVERYTHING OUT
BECAUSE IT IS MORE SECURE THAT
WAY.
>> NEXT TIME DON'T CALL IT
BREJ GATE.
CALL IT TOLL GATE.
>> TOLL GATE?
>> YES BECAUSE IT IS TOLLS ON
ROADS.
>> $14.
>> I WANT TO -- THIS THING
GRABBED MY ATTENTION.
IT WAS IN THE BEGINNING OF THE
PRESS CONFERENCE.
WHEN GOVERNOR CHRISTIE --
>> HE LOOKS GREAT.
>> NO, THIS IS MY POINT.
THE REASON HE LOOKS GREAT IS
THAT'S THE WORLD'S LARGEST
PODIUM.
CAN WE ROLL THAT AGAIN AS HE
IS WALKING IN?
THIS IS PERHAPS THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING YOU WILL EVER
SEE FROM THIS PRESS
CONFERENCE.
CAN REROLL THAT?
THIS IS A PODIUM THAT IS
ESSENTIALLY THE SIZE OF AN
SUV.
HE WALKS IN AND HE LOOKS LIKE
HE IS ABOUT 5 FOOT 4 AND 112
POUNDS.
>> WE SHOULD TAKE A FIELD TRIP
TOMORROW TO TRENTON AND WE CAN
FILM YOU WITH THAT SAME
WALKOUT AND SEE HOW BIG IS
THAT PODIUM?
ANYBODY GOT AN APPLE BOX?
>> YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE ROMAN
CHARIOTS ROAMING AROUND.
>> THAT'S A GREAT MOVE.
EVERYONE RESPECTS HIM NOW.
IT LOOKS LIKE HE LOST WEIGHT
AND HE HAS A GIANT PODIUM.
>> SHE ACTUALLY GETTING
BIGGER.
>> IF IT GOES THIS WAY THE
PODIUM WILL BE THE SIZE OF THE
WHITE HOUSE.
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MSG.
>> WE SHOULD POINT OUT AND I
HAVEN'T HEARD THIS A LOT, BUT
SHAQUILLE O'NEIL IS STANDING
BY CHRISTIE.
>> DID HE REALLY SAY THAT?
>> HE ABSOLUTELY DID.
>> IT MAKES CHRISTIE LOOK EVEN
SMALLER.
HE'S SORRY FOR ACTING SO
BIZARRELY.
IT IS DAY WHATEVER OF --
>> GREAT SONG.
DENNIS RODMAN APOLOGIZED
THURSDAY FOR HIS RECENT
INTERVIEW ON CNN.
IT WAS THERE THE COGENT CAGER
FIRST IMPLIED THAT KENNETH BAY
HAD DONE SOMETHING WRONG.
>> SET HIMSELF UP.
>> DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT
KENNETH BAY DID?
>> YEAH.
>> DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HE
DID?
>> WHAT DID HE DO?
YOU TELL ME.
>> NO, NO, NO.
YOU TELL ME.
YOU TELL ME.
WHY IS HE HELD CAPTIVE?
>> THEY HAVEN'T RELEASED ANY
CHARGES.
>> OH MY GOD, I CAN'T WATCH.
>> AND THEN HE STARTED TO MAKE
SENSE.
>> NO, NO, NO.
I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP] I DON'T
GIVE A RAT'S *** WHAT YOU
THINK.
LOOK AT THESE GUYS HERE.
LOOK AT THEM.
LET ME DO THIS.
REALLY?
REALLY?
I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONE THING.
PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD,
AROUND THE WORLD I'M GONNA DO
ONE THING , YOU GUYS BEHIND
THE MIC RIGHT NOW, WE ARE --
THE GUYS HERE ARE DOING ONE
THING.
>> EXACTLY.
DESPITE THAT BRILLIANCE, RODY
ISSUED A STATEMENT THROUGH HIS
PUBLICIST THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL
APOLOGIZE TOGETHER FAMILY OF
KENNETH BAY, TO HIS TEAMMATES
AND COMO SAYING IT WAS A
STRESSFUL DAY AND SOME OF MY
TEAMMATES WERE LEAVING BECAUSE
OF PRESSURE FROM THEIR FAMILY
AND BUSINESS ASSOCIATES.
MY DREAMS OF BASKETBALL
DIPLOMACY WAS QUICKLY FALLING
APART.
I HAD BEEN DRINKING.
IT IS NOT AN EXCUSE.
BY THE TIME THE INTERVIEW
HAPPENED I WAS UPSET AND
OVERWHELMED.
WELL AT LEAST HE IS TAKING
RESPONSIBILITY.
UNLIKE THIS.
>> JAYDEN.
[NO AUDIO].
>> PEOPLE ARE LIKE THIS, WE
DON'T KNOW THAT [BLEEP].
>> DANA --
>> I LIKE THE CUOMO FAMILY.
HAVE I BEEN IN NEW YORK MY
WHOLE LIFE.
BUT HE DROPPED THE BATON.
>> DANA, RODMAN SAID HE WAS
DRINKING BEFORE HIS
INTERVIEW.
SINCE YOU DO THIS EVERY DAY
BEFORE "THE FIVE" --
>> HE JUST NEEDS TO LEARN HOW
TO HANDLE IT BETTER.
YOU NEED TO KNOW YOUR LIMITS.
A TWO-DRINK LIMIT BEFORE THE
SHOW.
HERE IS MY IDEA ABOUT RODMAN.
I THINK PRESIDENT OBAMA WOULD
BE PERFECTLY WITHIN HIS RIGHTS
TO ARREST RODMAN WHEN HE COMES
BACK FROM NORTH KOREA THIS
NEXT TIME AT IMMIGRATION.
>> WHY?
>> DO NOT LET HIM BACK IN THIS
COUNTRY.
YOU THINK THEY CAN'T FIND SOME
SORT OF TAX EVASION OR SOME
SORT OF IRS PROBLEM WITH
DENNIS RODMAN?
>> BABY MAMA DRAMA.
>> THAT'S THE THING.
I THINK PRESIDENT OBAMA NEEDS
A LITTLE LIFT RIGHT NOW.
HIS POLL NUMBERS ARE GETTING
BETTER BECAUSE HE HASN'T BEEN
SEEN FOR A COUPLE WEEKS.
AS SOON AS HE COMES BACK IT
WILL HEAD BACK DOWN, BUT
AMERICA WOULD RESPECT HIM IF
HE ARRESTED DENNIS RODMAN AND
DIDN'T LET HIM BACK IN THE
COUNTRY.
>> I WOULD RESPECT HIM IF HE
WENT UP TO RODMAN AND GOT BACK
ON THE PLANE AND SAID NO.
NO, DENNIS.
>> BAD DENNIS.
>> THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
KENNETH BAY'S FAMILY ACCEPTED
RODMAN'S APOLOGY.
>> WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO
DO?
>> DO YOU?
>> NO, I DON'T.
THE PEOPLE I FEEL BAD FOR ARE
BAKER AND ROBINSON AND THESE
OTHER GUYS.
THEY REALIZED QUICKLY HOW
BAD -- YOU WOULD THINK THEY
WOULD KNOW BETTER.
>> FOR WHATEVER REASON THEY
AGREED TO GO ON THIS TRIP.
>> MONEY.
>> AND THEN SHORTLY AFTER YOU
CAN SEE IN THEIR BODY LAPPING
WEDGE THEY REALIZED THEY WERE
ON A WRONG PATH.
AND NOW THEY ARE TRYING TO GET
THE HELL OUT OF THERE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT IT LOOKED
LIKE?
IT LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE THE
RELATIVES OF A DICTATOR.
LIKE RODMAN WAS THE DICTATOR
TALKING AND THEY ARE THE ONES
BEHIND HIM SAYING I HOPE HE
DOESN'T GET MAD AT ME.
HE IS GOING TO KILL ME.
>> THE PRESS CONFERENCE TALK.
>> HE ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE
CHAVEZ.
>> HE REMINDED ME OF QADDAFI.
>> HE REMINDED ME OF JJ FROM
"GOOD TIMES."
HE REMINDED ME OF NOBODY WITH
POWER.
HE SOUNDED LIKE THE COOKIE
MONSTER GETTING ANGRY.
DON'T INSULT THE COOKIE
MONSTER.
>> ANDY, ARE YOU STILL ANGRY
OFF THIS?
>> I KNOW THIS IS BEING
REPORTED EVERYWHERE, RODMAN
ISSUED AN APOLOGY THROUGH HIS
PUBLICIST.
HOW ABOUT RODMAN ISSUING AN
APOLOGY FROM HIS PUBLICIST.
>> HE DOESN'T HAVE A
PUBLICIST.
HE WROTE THE APOLOGY AND THEN
HE SAID -- IT WAS ON A NAPKIN
AND THEN HE FAXED IT.
>> THE PUBLICIST ACTUALLY SAID
SAID -- HE SAID REALLY?
THEY ARE BLAMING THE CUOMO
THING ON HIS TEAMMATES.
HIS PUBLICIST SAYS A LOT OF
THESE COMMENTS WITH SOME OF
THE PLAYERS CONTRIBUTED TO HIS
LASHING OUT AT CUOMO.
SO HE JUST THREW HIS ENTIRE
TEAM --
>> DENNIS SHOULD HAVE DONE IT
BY HIMSELF.
DON'T BRING EVERYBODY ELSE
OVER THERE.
THEY WILL HAVE PEOPLE PULLING
THEM IN EITHER DIRECTION.
STAY HOME.
YOU AIN'T READY FOR THIS
BATTLE.
DENNIS RODMAN IS THE RIGHT
DUDE BECAUSE HE CAN PUT IT ON
HIS HAND AND BOUNCE A BALL.
>> HE IS A HALL OF FAMER.
HE WAS A GREAT PLAYER.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS.
>> IS THIS CUOMO DUDE RELATED
TO THE GOVERNOR?
>> YEAH.
>> WERE YOU A REALLY A PART OF
THE CIA?
>> WE ARE AN A-POLITICAL
ORGANIZATION.
>> CAN I POINT OUT ANOTHER
PART OF RODMAN'S EXCUSE I FIND
HILARIOUS?
THE I HAVE BEEN DRINKING AS IF
THAT IS AN ANOMALY TO HIS
NORMAL EXISTENCE.
IF ANYTHING THAT'S ALL HE DOES
IS DRINK.
HE SHOULD SAY I'M SORRY I
WASN'T DRINKING.
>> I WAS JUST BEING MYSELF.
I'M SORRY.
>> I'M SORRY I AM ME.
>> THE WORST THINGS I DO IS
WHEN I AM SOBER.
>> I BE DRINKING IS THE NEW
MILEY CYRUS ALBUM.
>> I THINK RODMAN SHOULD JUST
OPEN A KOREAN RESTAURANT AND
GET IT OUT OF HIS SYSTEM.
ANDY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>> YOU LIKE DENNIS RODMAN.
I KNOW THAT.
>> I THINK EVERYBODY IS MAKING
FUN OF NORTH KOREA AND I DON'T
LIKE IT.
>> WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
>> SOUTH KOREA AIN'T ALL
GREAT.
>> IT IS BETTER THAN NORTH
KOREA.
>> IT IS BETTER THAN NORTH
KOREA, BUT IT IS NO PUERTO
RICO.
SLOW -- SLOW IT DOWN, SOUTH
KOREA.
K POP COULD BE BETTER.
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT
MEANS.
HOWE.
WOW.
>> I EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT
MEANS.
>> WHAT?
>> KOREAN POP.
>> NO, IT IS THE GUY MARRIED
TO BRITNEY SPEARS.
>> SHOULD YOU MIX PILLS AND
*** ON A PLANE?
A BETTER QUESTION, SHOULD YOU
MIX PLANE AND *** ON A
PILL?
I LIED.
THAT WAS NOT A BETTER
QUESTION.
>>> WILL SPYING BE MORE
TRYING?
IT IS MULLING RESTRICTIONS AND
ACCESS TO AMERICAN PHONE
RECORDS.
THE WHITE HOUSE HAS BEEN
REVIEWING OUR SURVEILLANCE
PROGRAMS AND OBAMA COULD
ANNOUNCE HIS DECISION NEXT
WEEK.
THE TRAITOR WHO KICKED UP THIS
CRAP STORM IS GETTING
ATTENTION OVERSEAS.
A EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT
COMMITTEE HAS INVITED EDWARD
SNOWDEN TO TESTIFY VIA VIDEO
LINK.
FOR ANALYSIS LET'S GO LIVE TO
THIS DOG.
>> I LOVE THE FACT THAT THE
DATE ON THAT TAPE IS 94.
YOU ARE WATCHING A DEAD DOG.
>> CHECK OUT THE WOMAN IN THE
VIDEO.
>> HE PROBABLY DIED IN 95.
>> WHAT IS GOING ON IN OUR
CONTROL ROOM.
>> APPARENTLY YOU HAVE
CREDENTIALS WHICH HAVE NOT
PARTICULARLY HELPED IN THESE
TOPICS.
>> I WOULD LIKE TO THINK I
HAVE SHED A LOT OF LIGHT OVER
THE YEARS.
>> THEY FOUND NO VIOLATIONS BY
THE NSA AT ALL.
YET THEY ARE MAKING CHANGES.
SO IT IS SAFE TO SAY THESE
CHANGES ARE POLITICAL.
>> WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS SO
WE CAN PREVENT THE POTENTIAL
ABUSE.
HE DOESN'T TALK LIKE THAT BY
THE WAY.
IT WAS LIKE JIMMY STEWART.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, EVEN
THOMPSON -- IT WAS A 40/40
CLUB.
>> WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THIS IS
WE HAVE ALL OF THIS OUTRAGE
THAT IS BUILT UP OVERALL OF
THIS TIME FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE
OUTRAGED FROM VERY LITTLE.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN MORE
MISINFORMED AND BECAUSE OF ALL
OF THAT AND THE EMOTION THAT
IS INVOLVED THE PRESIDENT IS
ABOUT POSSIBLY TO MAKE SOME
SIGNIFICANT CHANGES TO
PROGRAMS THAT ACTUALLY ARE
VERY SOUND AND HAS NOT
CONTRIBUTED TO ABUSES AND ARE
WELL BALANCED.
AND THERE ARE CHECKS AND
BALANCES.
OF COURSE IT IS ALL ABOUT
POLITICS.
>> IT IS IMPEACHABLE.
ISN'T THIS BEING DONE TO
MOLLIFY WORLD LEADERS.
MOLLIFY MEANS TO MAKE THEM
BETTER AND NOT TO MAUL THEM.
>> AND PRESIDENT OBAMA IS LEFT
AND THERE ARE SOME ON THE
RIGHT.
HE HAS A POLITICAL PARTY AND
BORN PARTLY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T
KNOW HOW TO DEFEND THE PROGRAM
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT
THE PROGRAM.
HE HAS TO READ ABOUT IT IN THE
NEWSPAPER.
NOW DOES NOT SEEM TO BE THE
RIGHT TIME IN WORLD HISTORY TO
BE CURTAILING AND LIMITING THE
INTEL GATHERING CAPABILITIES.
>> WHOA, WHOA, DANA.
FIRST OF ALL -- YES IT IS
LUDICROUS TO THINK THEY DIDN'T
KNOW ABOUT THE PROGRAM.
ALSO THE IDEA THAT PERHAPS THE
ALLIES OUT THERE OF OURS ARE
NOT DOING THE SAME DAMN
THING.
>> OR WOULD WANT TO.
>> COMPLETELY NAIVE.
>> WHY IS IT ALL OUR
RESPONSIBILITY TO DO ALL OF
THIS STUFF?
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> YOLO,
>> CARRY YOUR LOAD, MEXICO.
>> THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE A
DIARRHEA JOKE.
>> SPEAKING OF DIARRHEA I AM
DOING A JUICE CLEANSE.
DANA TOLD ME NOT TO DO IT,
THREE DAYS?
>> IT IS NOT HEALTHY.
JUICING IS OVERRATED AND
DANGEROUS.
WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
THIS?
>> I KNEW YOU WOULD LIKE TO
TALK ABOUT IT.
>> I AM OBSESSED WITH BOWEL
MOVEMENTS.
>> THAT'S THE SECOND ALBUM
FROM MILEY CYRUS.
>> ANALLY,
>> ANDY, YOUR HERO HAS ASKED
TO BE A HERO IN EUROPE.
>> FIRST OF ALL, YOU MAKE ME
SICK.
>> YOU MAKE ME SICK OF THE YOU
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT NSA
STANDS FOR, DO YOU?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
>> IT HAS BEEN ALMOST SEVEN
YEARS.
I AM TIRED.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I SIT HERE NEXT TO YOU AND I
AM JUST LIKE THIS.
IT IS ALL I CAN DO.
>> I WILL NOTE FOR THE RECORD
THAT WHATEVER SMALL REFORMS
THAT COME OUT OF THIS, WHICH
WILL BE TOO SMALL, THEY ARE
ENTIRELY DUE TO EDWARD SNOWDEN.
YOU ARE WELCOME, AMERICA.
>> THERE ARE SYMBOLIC CHANGES
AND THEREFORE DANGEROUS.
IT WILL HAMPER SECURITY.
>> YOU LET THIS OUT.
IF SOMETHING GOT OUT, AMERICA,
YOU KNOW THAT.
>> HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE AND
SAY THERE IS NOT A SINGLE
INCIDENT REPORTED?
>> THAT'S WHAT THE NONPARTISAN
REPORT SAYS.
>> YOU HAVE HAD NEWS REPORTS
OVER THE LAST SIX MONTHS.
>> ABUSES ARE DIFFERENT THAN
VIOLATIONS.
>> I SAID THE WORD -- WORD IN
THE REPORT IS NO INTENTIONAL
ABUSES.
THAT'S ACTUALLY THE LANGUAGE
OF THE REPORT.
>> YOU ARE ABUSING ME.
>> I AM JUST GLAD -- I ALWAYS
LOVE TO SEE CONSERVATIVES
TRUST THE GOVERNMENT.
>> THIS IS NOT THE
GOVERNMENT.
>> IS THE NSA A PRIVATE
ORGANIZATION?
>> NO, BUT IT EXISTS ABOVE AND
BEYOND YOUR HATRED FOR OBAMA.
>> AND WHY DO YOU THROW OUT
THE 26-YEAR-OLD JOB APRIL
APPLICANT WHO STEALS
INFORMATION ABOUT THE UNITED
STATES?
WHAT ABOUT FOREIGN
INTELLIGENCE?
JAY WE HAVE ALL BEEN --
>> WE HAVE ALL BEEN THAT GUY,
HAVEN'T WE?
>> THE MEDIA HAS BEEN ON THE
WRONG SIDE OF MUCH OF THIS.
HOW MUCH ABOUT THE PROGRAM CAN
YOU ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT?
HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE
ACTUAL PROGRAM?
>> DO YOU HAVE SEVEN SECONDS?
>> STILL GOING OUT FOR DRINKS
AFTERWARDS?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> I HEARD ABOUT THIS NEW
CLUB.
>> 40/40?
>> WHEN THERE IS ANOTHER
TERROR ATTACK EVERYBODY WILL
BE LIKE, WHY DO WE MAKE THIS
CHANGES?
THIS STUFF COULD HAVE
PREVENTED 9/11.
>> THAT IS SUCH BULL [BLEEP].
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>> THAT HAS BEEN SHOT DOWN AND
DE BUNKED SO MANY TIMES.
>> BY WHO?
RANKED -- RAND PAUL?
>> DID YOU JUST SAY] BLEEP [?
>> I DID.
>> I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS
NOT BEEN [BLEEP].
>> WHAT, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>> IT MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN
BLEEP.
>> I WILL PUT IN A BLEEP THAT
MAKES IT LOOK LIKE YOU SAID
SOMETHING.
YEA GUY WE WILL --
>> WE WILL DO IT WHEN SHE SAYS
I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO HASN'T
BEEN AND THEN BLEEP.
>> I TOLD MY MOM TO WATCH.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WE DESTROYED THAT TOPIC AND WE
HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY CLOSER TO
THE TRUTH.
I WOULD LIKE TO THINK WE HAVE
GOTTEN DUMBER.
I KNOW I HAVE.
I WAS LISTENING TO ANDY AND HE
MADE ME STUPID.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I AM
TALKING ABOUT.
MY MOUTH IS MOVING RIGHT NOW
ON ITS OWN.
>> WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
>> WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
WHO SAID THAT?
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THANKS, TITAN.
>> THANK YOU.
DO YOU HAVE MY METS
SWEATSHIRT?
I THINK I LEFT IT AT YOUR
APARTMENT.
WE CAN TALK NEXT TIME, TITAN.
>> YOU SAID THAT LAST TIME.
I KNOW WHRAW UP TO.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU
MEAN.
>> [BLEEP] YOU, GREG.
>> WHY DID I EVER DECIDE TO
SLEEP WITH A LARGE MOON?
SHOULD CELEBRITIES BE ALLOWED
TO BUY *** MAGS?
>>> SHE BLEW A FUSE THANKS TO
NEWS.
IT WAS A RAMPAGE ON A DELTA
FLIGHT. SHE IS SEEN THERE
GRABBING HER HEAD, OVER
DRAMATICALLY I MIGHT ADD.
THE FLIGHT 23R* BARCELONA TO
NEW YORK WAS FORCED TO DIVERT
TO IRELAND FOLLOWING THE
OUTBURST THAT STARTED WHEN HER
SEAT WOULDN'T RECLINE
PROPERLY.
SHE TOLD ONE FLIGHT UH 10
DEPARTMENT TO GET THE --
ATTENDANT TO GET THE F OUT OF
HER FACE AND PUSHED HER OUT OF
THE WAY AND CALLED HER AN UGLY
[BLEEP] AND SHE CALLED THE
SECOND ONE A [BLEEP] AND THE
PILOT A [BLEEP].
>> NOT GOOD.
>> THE IRONY THING IS THOSE
ARE THEIR REAL NAMES.
SHE ADMITTED TO HAVING A
MIGRAINE AND TAKING
MEDICATION.
WE WILL DISCUSS THIS IN THE
--
>> LIGHTNING
ROOOOOOOOOUUUUNNNDD.
LIGHTNING ROUND.
>> I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT FOR
THAT.
>> THIS LANDING COST $43,000
TO DIVERT THE FLIGHT WHICH IS
WHAT YOU MAKE IN AN AFTERNOON
SELLING ROCKETS TO RUSSIA.
YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT
THOUGH. YOU WOULD NEVER SELL
TO OUR ENEMIES.
2,000 EUROS.
DOESN'T SEEM FINE TO ME.
>> 2,000 EUROS, WE DOP THAT --
WE DROP THAT AT THE 40/40.
>> HAVE I A FUNNY STORY
ABOUT -- HAVE I A FUNNY STORY
ABOUT THIS HAVING TO DO WITH
RALPH LAUREN.
I LIVED IN THE TBR STATE OF
IDAHO.
SHORTLY AFTER WE GOT THERE I
WAS IN MY CAR AND DRIVING DOWN
THE STREET AND CAME TO A
PEDESTRIAN CROSSING AND THERE
WAS NOBODY THERE.
I START UP AND OUT BEHIND THE
SUV PARKED THERE COMES A
LITTLE GUY, RALPH LAUREN. I
ALMOST PEGGED HIM.
I WAS THERE A WEEK AND SO MY
WIFE WHO IS IN THE PASSENGER
SIDE REALIZES WHO IT IS.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO IT IS
BECAUSE I DON'T REALIZE CUOMO
HAS A KID.
THAT'S THE END OF MY STORY.
>> THANKS FOR THAT. THAT HAD
NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS
STORY.
>> IT WAS CONNECTED.
>> WE ALL GO DELTA SO I DON'T
KNOW WHOSE SIDE TO BE OPT
SECOND I SPENT TIME WITH RALPH
LAUREN AND HIS WIFE, RICKY.
I MET THEM A YEAR AND A HALF
AGO.
>> YOU ARE A NAME DROPPER OF
THE CENTURY.
>> I HAPPENED TO HAVE ON RALPH
LAUREN JEANS AND I WAS LIKE,
HA?
>> NO ONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT
THE STORY.
>> I LOVE DELTA.
>> DELTA HAS WI-FI.
>> I FEEL LIKE HIS COUSIN.
>> DID RALPH LAUREN TALK ABOUT
THE TRAFFIC THING?
>> HE DID.
HE SAID IT WAS SOMEBODY IN THE
CIA.
>> THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO
YOU ON A BUS IN NEWARK.
DO YOU SYMPATHIZE?
>> LET ME TELL YOU I AM A SEAT
RECLINER FREAK.
I DON'T THINK I WOULD EVER SAY
THE THINGS SHE SAID.
BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND GETTING
SO FRUSTRATED WHEN YOUR SEAT
DOESN'T RECLINE.
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE
SHORT.
I JUST NEED A LITTLE ANGLE.
DON'T EVER GET THE SEAT IN
FRONT OF AN EMERGENCY EXIT.
THOSE DON'T RECLINE.
MY HUSBAND FORGOT AND WE ENDED
UP ON ONE CROSS COUNTRY
CALIFORNIA TO WASHINGTON, D.C.
ONE TIME AND I WAS NOT HAPPY.
>> THEY FOOL YOU THAT YOU GET
EXTRA LEG ROOM.
>> IT HAS BEEN AGING SINCE THE
RESTRAINING ORDER.
>> DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?
>> HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU ARE
MARRIED AND HAS NO IDEA THE
CUOMOS ARE RELATED EVEN WITH A
NAME LIKE CUOMO.
YOU WOULD THINK IT WOULD GIVE
IT AWAY TO A SPY.
I AM A BETTER SPY THAN MIKE
BAKER.
>> I WANT HIM ON MY TEAM WHEN
WE PLAY CLUE.
>> ANDY, HERE IS MY ANGLE.
IT SUCKS TO BE FAMOUS LIKE
RALPH LAUREN BECAUSE YOUR NAME
WILL BE DRAGGED INTO ANYTHING
YOUR RELATIVES DO.
IT IS HIS NIECE.
IT IS RALPH LAUREN'S NIECE.
>> I FIGURED SHE WAS 18, 19.
SHE IS 41.
AT THAT POINT YOU ARE NOT
RALPH LAUREN'S NIECE.
YOU ARE A GROWN WOMAN.
>> YOU ARE AN ANGRY LADY.
>> THE DUMBEST THING ABOUT
THIS, HER LAWYER IN COURT
REFERRED TO THE DRUG SHE
TOOK.
IT WAS STIMULANTS.
WHO TAKES STIMULANTS BEFORE A
FLIGHT?
>> MIXED WITH ALCOHOL. ISN'T
THAT LIKE CAN SELLING EACH
OTHER OUT.
>> YOU NEED TO BE TAKING
XANAX.
YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE STIM
LAPTS BEFORE YOU -- STIMULANTS
BEFORE YOU GET ON A FLIGHT.
>> YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS A
SINGLE MOMENT.
>> XANAX WHEN MIXED WITH
ALCOHOL CAN BE A STIMULANT.
>> I ALWAYS POP A COUPLE
*** BEFORE MY FLIGHT TO
MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE ON THE
PLANE FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.
>> THE BEST PART OF THIS WOULD
BE IF SHE WAS ACTUALLY SEATED
IN AN EXIT ROW.
>> WHY ARE YOU SHOWING THAT,
YOU MORON.
>> POPPING PILLS ON A PLANE,
POPPING MY ***.
WHERE IS F13?
>> I DON'T THINK THEY WILL
PLAY THAT ON GRETCHEN'S SHOW.
>> THAT WILL SHOW UP
TOMORROW.
>> WHEN YOU MAKE THAT FACE IT
SAYS GO SHERROD.
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE
DIRECTOR SAYING HE IS DOING AN
OBSCENE HAND GESTURE.
WELL BE SURE AND CATCH IT.
>> AND DANAS IN THE SHOT.
>> LOOK, THEY DID IT AGAIN.
>> WHO TAKES A PILL LIKE
THIS?
>> IT IS LIKE DICE.
YOU TAKE IT LIKE DICE.
>> CAN WE MOVE ON?
>> YOU THOUGHT I WAS DOING
THAT?
I AM MORE OFFENDED AT WHAT YOU
THOUGHT.
>> I LOOK AT IT AS A
COMPLIMENT.
>>ING KNOWING MYSELF IN THE
HEAD.
>> I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DO
SOMETHING OFFENSIVE THE CAMERA
GUY GOES LET'S FILM THAT.
>> I AM THE FACE OF THE FACE.
>> THE FACE OF FOX NEWS.
>> A VIRGINIA COURT RULED THE
WEBSITE YELP MUST TURNOVER THE
NAMES OF USERS WHO ANONYMOUSLY
CRITICIZE 5* LOCAL CARPET
CLEANING BUSINESS.
THE OWNER CLAIMED THEY WERE
NOT REAL CUSTOMERS WHICH WOULD
VIOLATE YELP'S TERMS OF
SERVICE.
THE COURT CONCLUDED THE VIEWS
WERE NOT PROTECTED BY THE
FIRST AMENDMENT.
THE YELPS USERS WERE MAKING
FALSE CLAIMS.
DANA, YOU MAKE COMMENTS ALL
THE TIME.
>> THERE IS A THING IN NEW
YORK CALLED RATE YOUR BURN.
RATE YOUR BURN IS SO YOU CAN
GO ON AND ANONYMOUSLY POST
COMMENTS ABOUT THE BAR CLASS
YOU JUST TOOK.
>> WHAT CLASS?
>> BAR CLASS, CORE FUSION,
BALLET.
GYRATE YOUR BURN --
>> RATE YOUR BURN IS ABOUT A
CLASS, AN EXERCISE CLASS.
>> YOU CAN GO ON AND MAKE FUN
OF YOUR INSTRUCTORS AND THE
PEOPLE NEXT TO YOU WHO ATE TOO
MUCH GARLIC THE NIGHT BEFORE.
AND IT BECOMES A WHOLE
OBSESSION.
I AGREE WITH THIS.
I THINK THE COURT IS RIGHT AND
IT IS UPHELD.
PEOPLE WANT -- THEY HAVE A
SMALL BUSINESS AND THEY HAVE
ALREADY TAKEN A RISK.
AND THEN THEY HAVE PEOPLE
ANONYMOUSLY ATTACKING THEM.
THEY WANT TO MAKE IT RIGHT.
I THINK THIS IS A VERY, VERY
GOOD DECISION.
>> I AGREE.
>> YELP IS FAR WORSE THAN
NSA.
>> NSA WOULD KNOW WHO IT WAS.
>> MIKE, YOU LEAVE ANONYMOUS
COMPLAINTS ON ARMS
DEALERSHIPS.
>> YOU'VE GOT TO.
THERE HAS TO BE CONSISTENCY IN
ARM DEALING AND SMUGGLING.
IF YOU DON'T GET OUT THERE AND
CALL PEOPLE EVERY TIME THEY
SELL A FAULTY AUTOMATIC
WEAPON.
THAT IS A CONSUMER ADVOCATE
ROLE.
>> I THINK IT IS COOL YOUR
SCREEN NAME IS CAPTAIN AMERICA
420.
>> EXACTLY.
ON APRIL 20th HE DRESSES
LIKE CAPTAIN AMERICA.
ANDY, YELP IS THE SOUND YOUR
CAT MAKES WHEN HE IS STUCK
UNDER YOUR PILLOW AT NIGHT.
>> IT IS GOOD, SHERROD.
>> DON'T YOU THINK THERE IS A
CATCH 22 GOING ON IN THIS
RULING?
THE RULING IS THE IDENTITIES
HAVE TO BE EXPOSED IF THE
REVIEWS ARE FAKE.
THE ONLY WAY TO TELL IF THEY
ARE FAKE IS TO EXPOSE THE
IDENTITY.
IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE.
IF THE IDENTITIES ARE EXPOSED
AND THE REVIEWS ARE REAL THEY
SHOULDN'T HAVE EXPOSED THE
IDENTITIES.
>> THAT IS A CAW NUN DRUM.
>> AIN'T IT THOUGH?
>> I WOULD LIKE -- HAVE I A
SPARE COT MADE UP CONSTANTLY
IN THE EVENT THAT MR. SNOWDEN
DOES COME BACK FROM RUSSIA.
>> YOU MADE A LIFE SIZED DOLL
OUT OF PILLOWS.
>> AND I PUT IT IN MY WINDOW
TO TAKE ALL OF THE GUNFIRE.
>> LAST WORD, SHERROD.
PLEASE MAKE IT WORTH WHILE.
>> ANY KIND OF ANONYMOUS
CRITICISM IS GOING TO BE 99%
HATE AND THEN 1% TRUTH.
SO IT IS LIKE GET RID OF IT.
PUT YOUR NAME NEXT TO THE
CRITICISM.
>> AND IT HURTS BUSINESSES.
LIKE IF ANOTHER BUSINESS WANTS
TO HURT YOU THEY CAN DO.
>> AND THEY DO THAT ALL THE
TIME.
>> THAT PESKY CONSTITUTION
AGAIN.
>> OH PLEASE.
WAIVE IT.
>> WE ARE TRYING TO HELP
HADID.
GO, HADID.
>> TIME TO TAKE A BREAK.
THERE IS MORE STUFF TO TALK
ABOUT.
MY NEW BOOK "NOT COOL" IF YOU
HAVEN'T ORDERED IT YET, PRE
ORDER.
IT GO TO G GUTFELD.COM.
THAT'S MY WEBSITE.
>>> SHOULD A PECK BE KEPT IN
CHECK?
A BRITISH EDUCATOR SAYS THEY
SHOULDN'T MAKE KIDS KISS A
RELATIVE ON THE CHEEK BECAUSE
IT COULD DO HARM.
THE FORCED AFFECTION MAY BLUR
THE BOUNDARIES OF APPROPRIATE
PHYSICAL CONTACT AND CHILDREN
NEED TO LEARN EARLY ABOUT
CONSENT AND THEIR BODIES ARE
THEIR OWN.
IT IS BETTER TO ENCOURAGE KIDS
TO HIGH FIVE AND BLOW KISSES
OR WAIVE TO GRANNY INSTEAD.
WOW.
MIKE, YOU HAVE KIDS.
OR MAYBE YOU AREN'T AWARE OF
IT.
DO YOU FORCE THEM TO KISS
RELATIVES?
>> NO.
I JUST WENT THERE WITH MY
MOM.
>> WHO DID YOU ALMOST HIT?
>> I TOOK CARE OF MY KIDS.
MY KIDS ARE ALL DIFFERENT.
TWO OF THE BOYS, THE
6-YEAR-OLD IS A HUGER.
THE 4-YEAR-OLD HE IS THE
MIDDLE KID.
I AM NOT GOING TO SAY GO OVER
AND HUG YOUR GRANDMA.
GO OVER AND KISS YOUR
GRANDMA.
THEY ARE EACH DIFFERENT AND
WILL EXPRESS THEMSELVES IN A
DIFFERENT WAY.
THIS STUDY IS LIKE ANY OTHER
FREAKING STUDY.
IT IS NONSENSE CAL.
LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT CRAZY
LAUREN LADY.
>> WHEN YOU ARE A KID YOUR
PERSONAL SPACE IS NOT YOURS
EVERYBODY HAS AN UNCLE THAT
WILL COME IN AND TICKLE YOU
UNTIL YOU PEE.
YOU CAN SAY NO ALL YOU WANT,
BUT NO DOESN'T WORK THIS
TIME.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
YOU KNOW WHAT, THE TICKLER.
EVERYBODY HAD A TICKLER.
THE TICKLER WAS NOT A NORMAL
PERSON.
NOBODY LIKES TO BE TICKLED.
>> HE IS A PSYCHO PATH ABOUT
IT.
IT IS LIKE WHAT IN THE HELL?
>> OH MY GOODNESS.
TICKLING IS BAD.
DANA, DID YOU LIKE KISSING
YOUR AUNTS?
>> YES, OF COURSE.
>> AND GRANDMOTHERS ARE OKAY,
BUT THE OPTS, THEIR LIPSTICK
SMELLED.
>> IT IS LIKE A POWDER.
ROSE WATER.
>> MOTH BALLS.
>> I LIKE IT AND IT TEACHES
YOU -- WELL A GRAND PARENT'S
LOVE IS LIKE NO OTHER.
ESPECIALLY FOR A GIRL.
ITMOST GRANDPARENTS ARE
FABULOUS.
>> THEY ARE MAGICAL CREATURES
FROM OUTERSPACE.
THEY REALLY ARE.
PLANET GRAND PARENT.
>> IN YOUR LIFE YOU ARE GOING
TO HAVE TO DO THINGS YOU DON'T
NECESSARILY WANT TO DO.
WHEN YOU ARE TOLD TO KISS YOUR
GRANDMOTHER YOU HAVE TO FINISH
WITH YOUR LEGOS AND IPAD AND
KISS YOUR GRANDMA AND GO TO
BED.
>> RUB NANA'S FEET.
GO AND RUB YOUR NANA'S FEET,
BUT WATCH OUT FOR THAT HAMMER
TOE.
>> SHOULDN'T THE GOVERNMENT
GET INVOLVED?
>> THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH
KISSING RELATIVES AS LONG AS
THERE IS NO TONGUE.
UP UNTIL THAT POINT --
>> IT DEPENDS ON THE COUSIN.
>> WE ALL DID A LITTLE DRY
*** WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER
WITH THAT COUSIN YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE BEEN.
DRY ***.
BACK ME UP.
YOU EVER DRY HUMP A COUSIN?
>> NO, DON'T BACK HIM UP.
>> NOBODY BACK HIM UP.
>> DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT ON
THE SHOW?
E-MAIL US ON RED EYE AT FOX
NEWS.COM.
BY THE WAY, WE ARE BLEEPING
THAT WORD.
I DON'T THINK IT IS --
>> COME ON NOW.
>> DO YOU HAVE AN ANIMAL
THAT -- DO YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF
YOUR ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING?
FOX NEWS.COM/RED E SUBMIT A
VIDEO.
CLICK THAT.
IF YOU NEED A LINK, I'LL SEND IT
TO YOU.
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOUR FAMILY.
>> OR MAYBE -- YOU KNOW WHAT,
MAYBE HE'S SMART.
PEOPLE ARE GETTING OFF THE GRID.
I READ THAT SOMEWHERE.
>> THEY CAN'T GO AND SEE YOUR
BACK HISTORY.
>> EXACTLY.
>> AIN'T NO BACK HISTORY IN
JAPAN.
>> YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY.
NOBODY WANTS TO PUT *** ON
THEIR HARD DRIVE.
>> THEN HE HAD TO USE CASH.
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER.
THEY'VE GOT A PICTURE OF HIM
DOING IT.
>> IT'S HUEY LEWIS.
>> IT'S NOT HUEY LEWIS.
>> PAINTING A WHOLE BUNCH OF
WOULD BE NEWS.
>> THAT WOULD BE NEWS.
GET IT?
>> GOT IT.
>> YEAH.
>> THIS WAY IN EUROPE.
>> JUST LANDED IN EUROPE.
>> I'VE GOT IT.
I'M GOING TO GO AWAY NOW.
DANA, SHERROD, MIKE BAKER, I
APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING THAT
HAPPENED.