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[applause]
ANNOUNCER: And now, the First Lady of the United States.
Oh, I just love the smell of the Oval Office in the morning.
Oh.
What is this?
Fast food?
Barack.
Barack!
And camera 3.
And camera 2.
[snap]
We don't eat fast food here.
This isn't the White House.
This is My House.
[laughter]
[applause]
No.
No.
Stop it.
Stop.
What are we doing?
No, this isn't funny.
You are better than this.
Satire is supposed to be sharp.
But instead, what?
We give them a milktoast impression of Michelle Obama
with a catch all catch phrase?
You know it.
(WHISPERING) No, I don't.
It's not in the script.
We're supposed to be sharks.
We can't be sharks if we're afraid to upset our sponsors.
She's telling the truth on live TV.
She's telling the truth to America.
Stop watching this show.
Jessica, what are you doing?
CROWD: Stop watching the show.
That's right.
CROWD: Stop watching the show.
Get her off the air.
Relax, baby.
The show is pre-taped.
We can cut all this out.
NICOLE: No, please keep watching.
CROWD: Stop watching the show.
NICOLE: No, I'll die.